Massage Parlor Reports

[Moejoo]

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.

[JustAMonger]

Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.

Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

[ChicagoSlave]

Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.

But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.

Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.

I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.

Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.

I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.

P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.

[WBurton]

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.

Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.

[Fit312]

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

Whoever that is might have been picking greens, but that's one of the last intersections I'd consider given all the pollution. All the same, I've seen one of the monks from the friary at Archer and Damen picking over some godforsaken weeds at the easement on the corner.

[Mitsom]

I swear I thought I was trippin.

I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.

At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.

I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

[FellowMonger]

Saw a few reports of her recently and she's closeby so thought I'd check her out. I came with $160 for a fun time and I had one. Probably overpaid which I swear is my MO but as described she's a thick asian girl with big hanging naturals. She said no FS or BJ but she gets into it and listened to the direction I gave when I asked her to bend over or when I was playing with her big jugs. I would consider going back for a quick itch. Ofc not exactly the best bang for your buck but more niche.

[WBurton]

I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.

(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.

Rose Spa Archer Ave. YoYo will do a 3 some with the other girl that not bad looking for $300 for the hour it is a good time.

[Nowhere500]

When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.

I got rimming and bbj the first time I saw her. I tipped her $60.

[WalkingHard]

Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.

They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.

[ChicagoSlave]

I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.

(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.

[ChicagoSlave]

How does one book an appointment with the famous Judy? I called, no answer. I filled out the form on the website for an appointment, no reply. I tried to walk in one day. She looked very nervous and disheveled. And told me she was busy. If she is really in her 70's, she looks great! But, I'm starting to fear that I'll never get to enjoy her talents. Any tips? Thanks!

She opens at 10. Maybe be a walk in? When other walk ins would show up when I was there she would always tell them what time to come back.

[ChicagoSlave]

I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long..

When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.

[ConfuciusMan]

Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.

[WBurton]

I swear I thought I was trippin.

I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.

At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.

I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.