Massage Parlor Reports

[Dbry4281]

Texted sasha, said she was at 30 XX armitage. I googled it said it was chicago spa llc. I might pop in see how it is. Check out some other girls $$ benjis, is what I need FS 1 hr.

Decided to stay north, stopped back into Asian Spa chicago, yes that's the name when you google there address. This was my second time there. Its on fullerton near Central ave. I Was greeted by 40 year old Asian named Sasha, said she was from Taiwan. Never been with a tawainese chick, face did have cute look to it. No surgery. Huge ds perky, pink nipples Put down $$ Benji said I want FS 1 hr. She didn't hesitate, looked happy. No house fee even talked about. Northside spots are less busy, than Chinatown jack shacks. She was about 5-5, toned ass, nice, little baby damage on tummy no big deal.

I got a decent massage, on the flip, asked if wanted suck without condom, I opted for CBJ. Ok skills. Pussy was tight, she knows how to do muscle squeeze on the cock. Not alot of hair on puss. No lfk, I hit all positions. She didn't rush me, I hit it for 45 minutes, than took a shower, in small bathroom in back. Saw another chick in another room who look like the Pic that was sent by booker. The Pic they sent was of the other girl.

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[ConfuciusMan]

Sounds like they are slow. When market gets tight. Guys start looking for value add. Those girls want to charge more than 150.

They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.

[SpaGuy21]

Only thing in that field is rat shit- Mud- legionnaires water and maybe a dead bird.

Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.

Suffice it to say that if they want food they can afford to go across the street to the grocery store or even a good steak house. These girls aren't starving.

Maybe this needs to be moved under the "Monger Munchies" thread. Some of you guys can throw out some tips on vacant lots, the random forest preserve or local park overrun with "street veggies", hahaha. That way these chicks aren't picking through cigarette butts, empty ketchup packets and dead pigeons for their "medicine", hahaha.

You know, Whole Foods carries a bunch of the hippie, edible flower crap too. No reason these girls should be picking through overly polluted "gardens". Then again, might be more similar to what's found in the sprawling metropolises of China. Who knows. Shrug.

[Mitsom]

Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.

Suffice it to say that if they want food they can afford to go across the street to the grocery store or even a good steak house. These girls aren't starving.

[Fit312]

I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.

Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.

[Dbry4281]

Decided to stay north, stopped back into Asian Spa chicago, yes that's the name when you google there address. This was my second time there. Its on fullerton near Central ave. I Was greeted by 40 year old Asian named Sasha, said she was from Taiwan. Never been with a tawainese chick, face did have cute look to it. No surgery. Huge ds perky, pink nipples Put down $$ Benji said I want FS 1 hr. She didn't hesitate, looked happy. No house fee even talked about. Northside spots are less busy, than Chinatown jack shacks. She was about 5-5, toned ass, nice, little baby damage on tummy no big deal.

I got a decent massage, on the flip, asked if wanted suck without condom, I opted for CBJ. Ok skills. Pussy was tight, she knows how to do muscle squeeze on the cock. Not alot of hair on puss. No lfk, I hit all positions. She didn't rush me, I hit it for 45 minutes, than took a shower, in small bathroom in back. Saw another chick in another room who look like the Pic that was sent by booker. The Pic they sent was of the other girl.

[WBurton]

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

Do a solid for your self pull into the parking lot of the Burger King on the corner of Western & Archer and look to the field all the way to the right when you pull in towards Western. Only thing in that field is rat shit- Mud- legionnaires water and maybe a dead bird.

This shit made me questions if they are eating from fields like this what parasites are going inside their bodies. I felt like I've been fucking someone on naked and afraid and I'm officially done after seeing this nasty shit. And whoever is running these spas and making a shit load of money shame on them for not feeding these hard working girls.

[OF Charlie]

Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.

But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.

Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.

I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.

Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.

I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.

P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.

She is at BP, started today.

[Moejoo]

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.

[JustAMonger]

Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.

Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

[ChicagoSlave]

Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.

But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.

Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.

I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.

Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.

I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.

P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.

[WBurton]

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.

Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.

[Fit312]

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

Whoever that is might have been picking greens, but that's one of the last intersections I'd consider given all the pollution. All the same, I've seen one of the monks from the friary at Archer and Damen picking over some godforsaken weeds at the easement on the corner.

[Mitsom]

I swear I thought I was trippin.

I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.

At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.

I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

[FellowMonger]

Saw a few reports of her recently and she's closeby so thought I'd check her out. I came with $160 for a fun time and I had one. Probably overpaid which I swear is my MO but as described she's a thick asian girl with big hanging naturals. She said no FS or BJ but she gets into it and listened to the direction I gave when I asked her to bend over or when I was playing with her big jugs. I would consider going back for a quick itch. Ofc not exactly the best bang for your buck but more niche.