Escort Reports

[TaDude]

Hey mongers, I'm trying to look at the links many are providing in the reviews; are you having the same problems accessing skipthegames that I am? Keep getting a message saying they're down due to denial of service attacks. Anybody seeing the same thing?

I found that a VPN caused STG to create that error. Turn of the VPN or perhaps pick a different location.

[BeachSid2]

You got to be kidding! Who thinks up this stuff.

It is actually a medical procedure gone off the rails, urethra sounds are used to pass catheters in patients with obstructions and other problems, Of course someone found a way to use them "off label" 😂 for S&M. You can seriously do damage if it's done incorrectly obviously.

[BergenBob]

Believe that is wear they insert a steel tube into you urethra and then tap on it with another object if my memory is correct. I wouldn't do it LOL but each his own.

You got to be kidding! Who thinks up this stuff.

[Flight57]

I got my start in this sexcapade addiction in 2003 and good or bad has consumed me now for 25 years. For most of us down south we were all tied up in the Indy Board at the time. In my honest opinion it was one of the best boards around to converse with the ladies and get reliable feedback. It was truly a gem of a resource until its demise.

The indiboard ahh, the good old days, it was amazing.

Good to see you're still around d buddy.

[JohnnySable]

Looked at her add on STG. She said she is trained in "Sound Heading". What the hell is sound heading?

Believe that is wear they insert a steel tube into you urethra and then tap on it with another object if my memory is correct. I wouldn't do it LOL but each his own.

[DabMonger]

I am not having any issues with STG but I have had an ongoing issue with this site (an error message that says unable to reach site) that sometimes will be annoying.

[RonInFla0]

Hey mongers, I'm trying to look at the links many are providing in the reviews; are you having the same problems accessing skipthegames that I am? Keep getting a message saying they're down due to denial of service attacks. Anybody seeing the same thing?

[Dano57]

I had the urge today but couldn't get my schedule to align with our favorites after several back and forths. So reached out to this one on a whim. I couldn't find any reports on her after a brief search. Admittedly, I didn't put a lot of time into it so, someone may have reported on her before. Anyway, took a shot and she answered relatively quickly. Set something up immediately for her in call in the Cape. Pics are accurate and just might be better in person. Laid back, nice lady. Her apartment is small but she makes it work. Although she didn't smoke while I was there, there was a strong cigarette smell in the place. I don't smoke so I may be a little more sensitive to the cigarette odor than others. I grew up in a house of smokers so, I wasn't bothered by the cigarette smell. Although, I did leave with the smoke smell in my clothes. Straight to the shower when I got home. LOL.

We got comfortable and started with bbj into covered cg and a handful of small natural c's. They were very nice. Finished in doggy, (she said it was her favorite position) and the view was very nice too! Hygiene was great. Overall, good experience and I would repeat again when the favorites are not available. $. 50 hhr. Didn't ask about qv or hourly rate.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/space...-/618382977380

Looked at her add on STG. She said she is trained in "Sound Heading". What the hell is sound heading?

[SailFish69]

I've been sitting here in front of my computer for well over an hour trying to figure out how best to describe my wonderful dream with Shayla and honestly I am at a loss for words. It's not because I don't have a million wonderful thoughts about my recent dream with Shayla but because I just don't have the creative penmanship to put those thoughts into sentences to do Shayla justice. Where's Sir Faulken when you need him? For some of you newer members that last sentence was an ode to one of the greatest storytellers this site has ever had and I wish I had his witty poetry to describe the evening events. Maybe the best thing I can do is share a few pics and let you all use your own imaginations.

I highly recommend Shayla to all you distinguished gentleman on here and it's my opinion that behind that sexy little body of hers lies one of the most intriguing and captivating minds from the coolest chick I have ever had the pleasure to meet. Check the Urban Dictionary it will describe Shayla way better than I can. 😉.

Not to take away from Sir Faulkens's novels because they were masterpieces but those pics you added are masterpieces. I follow the Brevard thread and must say you have some gems up there compared to the TC. Shayla looks like an absolute 10 and if she provides the service that everyone says the holly f#ck!

I must reach out to her within the next few weeks because she is a absolute knockout!

I don't share as much anymore because when I do my inbox gets inundated with newbies asking for info or contacts. A lot of info is in here you just have to read and if someone reaches out to me I always look at their posts if it is an unfamiliar name. If it is all asks and no info they get bypassed.

Saying all this, I saw Kavvy in the last month and awesome experience and if she was FS she would be on my regular line up. She is sexy but more important she is a classy lady and can carry on a intelligent convo and to me that makes a lady even more classy. I will be repeating with her and do not mind the drive as it is literally right off 95.

But back to Shayla, damnnnnn. I must go see her shortly.

[Hawkeye49]

Joshua Falken was the Poet Laureate of the hobby and his posts were mostly on Daytona and Orlando Forums. I would read them with great interest because not only were they incredibly descriptive but tremendously informative as well! After reading his posts and reviews I felt like jumping in my car and driving to meet one of his favorites! In fact, years ago we would carry on conversations about top notch providers via PMs! I miss his wisdom and poetry and would marvel at his insights of sexual activities! BTW, when I started reading the Forum it was back in 2004-2005 and for many years after until its short demise and then reemergence as a place to share about sexual experiences and recommendations for providers! My heroes were RoadWarrior2, Erickson73, Hodar, Bonerific and believe it or not still very much active, JayJayTwo! I miss them and every once in awhile I run into a provider who remembers them with fondness! Cheers! As Sir Falken used to say!

I got my start in this sexcapade addiction in 2003 and good or bad has consumed me now for 25 years. For most of us down south we were all tied up in the Indy Board at the time. In my honest opinion it was one of the best boards around to converse with the ladies and get reliable feedback. It was truly a gem of a resource until its demise.

[Willie24]

Here's one just for you Willie as I'm sure it will bring back some good memories.

09-18-21 14:07#6269.

Joshua Falken Joshua Falken is offline.

Senior Member.

Posts: 482.

She was.

She was the warning I did not read.

The bad advice I chose to heed.

The poor decision I had to make.

The poisoned pill I loved to take.

The sleeping bear I often shook.

The darkened path I always took.

Thanks! God I remember reading this years ago and it resonates today as much as it did when I first read it!! Words that definitely should be heeded especially for those of us in this hobby!

[RideTheWindz]

I had the urge today but couldn't get my schedule to align with our favorites after several back and forths. So reached out to this one on a whim. I couldn't find any reports on her after a brief search. Admittedly, I didn't put a lot of time into it so, someone may have reported on her before. Anyway, took a shot and she answered relatively quickly. Set something up immediately for her in call in the Cape. Pics are accurate and just might be better in person. Laid back, nice lady. Her apartment is small but she makes it work. Although she didn't smoke while I was there, there was a strong cigarette smell in the place. I don't smoke so I may be a little more sensitive to the cigarette odor than others. I grew up in a house of smokers so, I wasn't bothered by the cigarette smell. Although, I did leave with the smoke smell in my clothes. Straight to the shower when I got home. LOL.

We got comfortable and started with bbj into covered cg and a handful of small natural c's. They were very nice. Finished in doggy, (she said it was her favorite position) and the view was very nice too! Hygiene was great. Overall, good experience and I would repeat again when the favorites are not available. $. 50 hhr. Didn't ask about qv or hourly rate.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/space...-/618382977380

Seen her before, I thought I posted a review but could not find it. She is for sure better in person then the pics she posts, very friendly and accomodating. Only problem I had was no daty but everything else was spot on and she was lots of fun.

[BeachRunner51]

Here's one just for you Willie as I'm sure it will bring back some good memories.

09-18-21 14:07#6269.

Joshua Falken Joshua Falken is offline.

Senior Member.

Posts: 482.

She was.

She was the warning I did not read.

The bad advice I chose to heed.

The poor decision I had to make.

The poisoned pill I loved to take.

The sleeping bear I often shook.

The darkened path I always took.

The siren's call I could never ignore.

The dignity I can't restore.

The price I paid at any cost.

The fight I chose to fight. And lost.

In case any of that was unclear, let me leave you with one of my favorite childhood pop culture references:

"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. ".

[BeachRunner51]

Yes, he was always entertaining. You wonder what happened to him and several others. Ill, relationship, or just had enough and quit.

Joshua Falken was the Poet Laureate of the hobby and his posts were mostly on Daytona and Orlando Forums. I would read them with great interest because not only were they incredibly descriptive but tremendously informative as well! After reading his posts and reviews I felt like jumping in my car and driving to meet one of his favorites! In fact, years ago we would carry on conversations about top notch providers via PMs! I miss his wisdom and poetry and would marvel at his insights of sexual activities! BTW, when I started reading the Forum it was back in 2004-2005 and for many years after until its short demise and then reemergence as a place to share about sexual experiences and recommendations for providers! My heroes were RoadWarrior2, Erickson73, Hodar, Bonerific and believe it or not still very much active, JayJayTwo! I miss them and every once in awhile I run into a provider who remembers them with fondness! Cheers! As Sir Falken used to say!

Here's a sample of the Poet Laureate at his finest from the Daytona Beach forum back in his heyday. And to answer Edgewater94 question I believe the final chapter has been written on our good friend.

5-09-21 00:08#5701.

Joshua Falken Joshua Falken is offline.

Senior Member.

Posts: 482.

Inspiration, feat. Lexi.

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...y/201843398406

https://web.archive.org/web/20210425...y/201843398406

So there I was, shagging the absolute stuffing out of wee Lexi (aka Lexie) the other night when inspiration struck. We had already checked off the basics, the wee lass and I, including caressing and nipple sucking, a long and deep bare blow job, then slow and tender missionary followed by vigorous canine and positively vitriolic lazy dog.

I usually don't go off book like I did that night, but I clearly had the proverbial wild hair up me arse. That, plus the wee lass was way into the night's festivities. It was probably all that panting and moaning, or perhaps those "I love how you fuck me baby" oaths proffered by the lass that had me pulling her hair and biting at the back of her neck. It was at this point that I improvised a brand new position (new for me at least). I pulled out of lazy dog, turned around and straddled her prone arse but this time facing her feet. She had that wee booty tilted up a bit from our lazy dog tussle, so I paused to admire and massage her splayed and swollen kitty puckering out from between the rear of her thighs. I then lay forward, chest atop her calves, tucked John Thomas down between her lips, and entered her at an oblique angle. Her moaning and shuddering recommenced almost immediately as I repeatedly thrust downward, directly into her G-spot. The deliciously taboo feel of this position was intensely erotic, but alas I couldn't maintain it for long. Not because I was ready to pop, but because my balls began protesting the repeated crushing by my taint. Sometimes there's just no pleasing those two.

You know when you've been fucking for ages and Junior starts to get desensitized to the whole affair? That's the uphill battle Lexi's mouth and throat were heading into when I finally lay back to let her have a go. I was relatively certain I'd be jacking it myself over her naked glistening body before all was said and done, but the wee lass pulled off the hat trick with one of the greatest blow jobs I've ever received. Soon all of my tension and stress and aggression and lust were summarily deposited into the back of Lexi's throat with a mighty WHUMP, whence Lexie swallowed them away to oblivion. Turns out, sometimes you can please those two, LOL!

Later that night, balls good and sore, I ardently searched for any reference to the sex position I'd just invented. I came up empty. Now, I know how this goes lads. Soon one of you will post or PM me with a reference to the position I've just described, thereby dashing my dreams of sex position immortality, LOL. But until that melancholy day, I hearby christen said position The Falcon, LOL!

Yeah, I just love marathon sex with eager little spinners like Lexi, don't you? Kinda makes the whole sex addiction thing worthwhile, right? LOL. If you are into cute and eager little spinners too, you can do a lot worse than hitting up wee Lexi.

[Edgewater94]

Joshua Falken was the Poet Laureate of the hobby and his posts were mostly on Daytona and Orlando Forums. I would read them with great interest because not only were they incredibly descriptive but tremendously informative as well! After reading his posts and reviews I felt like jumping in my car and driving to meet one of his favorites! In fact, years ago we would carry on conversations about top notch providers via PMs! I miss his wisdom and poetry and would marvel at his insights of sexual activities! BTW, when I started reading the Forum it was back in 2004-2005 and for many years after until its short demise and then reemergence as a place to share about sexual experiences and recommendations for providers! My heroes were RoadWarrior2, Erickson73, Hodar, Bonerific and believe it or not still very much active, JayJayTwo! I miss them and every once in awhile I run into a provider who remembers them with fondness! Cheers! As Sir Falken used to say!

Yes, he was always entertaining. You wonder what happened to him and several others. Ill, relationship, or just had enough and quit.