Thread: Rants and Stupid shit in Hartford
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02-03-25 19:11 #1195Senior Member

Posts: 190Too funny
You're right. This made me chuckle.
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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02-03-25 18:42 #1194Senior Member

Posts: 80I'm intrigued
I just use incognito mode, although I know that only provides but so much privacy. How do you get started using Tor? And can it be used on your phone? Thanks.
Originally Posted by CravenMorehed
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02-03-25 08:27 #1193Senior Member

Posts: 852I use the Tor browser.
Originally Posted by Kwagmire
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02-03-25 06:58 #1192Banned Member

Posts: 1318I got lucky again
I have to chuckle, so will you guys. I stopped in very high end department store. Employee was a hot ass Puerto Rican. Started talking, hit it off with her. She ended up spending the night. So easy and so much fun.
Chad.
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02-02-25 22:05 #1191Senior Member

Posts: 907What are you talking about. You say something about 11th or something? There was 1 AA (Kim) you sent over (already had but confirmed) and we met. There was a super over prices NYC option that was obviously passed on. You got more, send them over.
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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Love your1st Tier Captain.
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02-02-25 13:38 #1190Senior Member

Posts: 427Laugh of the Day
This farmer and his wife were sitting in their front porch when a ufo landed in the front yard. A male and female alien came out to greet them, saying" hello earthlings we are doing an intergalactic study and would like to have sex with you. Wife looked at the husband, husband looked at the wife, husband said" well I'm down if you are" wife said" OK I'm down!" So the male alien led the wife to one room, and the female alien led the husband to another room.
Once alone with the wife the male alien pulled out his penis, and the wife exclaimed" oh no it's too short!" The male alien twisted his right ear and the penis grew longer. " it's still too skinny" said the wife so the male alien twisted his other ear and it grew wider until it was the perfect size for the wife and they fuck ed all night long.
The next day the ufo flew away and the husband and wife were again sitting on their porch " how was yours? Mine was amazing!" Said the wife. The husband grumbled and said.
"Damn alien kept twisting on my ears all night!
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02-02-25 12:10 #1189Senior Member

Posts: 362QQ: Skip the Games
Does anyone have a working anonymous method to browse Skip the Games? I can't get on with my VPN, and I don't want my ISP to have logs of these sites anymore, been inactive for over a year on sites such as this, STG and Seeking and would like to keep it appearing that way to big brother.
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01-31-25 13:05 #1188Banned Member

Posts: 1318Clarification
Gents.
It's actually Whack a Doodle, Meaning: Whack a Doodle describes someone or something generally in an amusing way and with a mildly dismissive tone.
Whack a Noodle interpreted as Ramen Noodles or how long to cook noodles.
Just to be clear, we don't sell food on this site. This is a Sex site, a very good Sex site.
Always glad to help.
This is Chad Supreme leader.
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01-31-25 08:13 #1187Banned Member

Posts: 1318All good Kimb
Yea so Kimb, no hard feelings, but I have to let you go. I took you under my wing and got you a beautiful classy AA from New Haven as you requested.
My suggestion is to put me on your ignore list. Less is more when it comes to trusted members. Cool Chad trusted members want sex, know how to get sex and are highly skilled in the art of sex. In addition, they are not afraid to explore new opportunities and fuck for free. Anyways, glad I could help. Good luck.
Chad.
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01-31-25 07:02 #1186Senior Member

Posts: 1204Whack-a-noodle strikes again.
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01-31-25 06:56 #1185Senior Member

Posts: 1204Clown
Whack-a-noodle strikes again.
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01-30-25 15:35 #1184Banned Member

Posts: 1318From SexNN Sex Network News
Gents,
SEX Network News (Sexnn) Lies from SexNN about your leader Cool Chad.
Update on my confirmation hearing. You guys all heard I was accused of womanizing from SexNN and the panel in DC yesterday.
No need to worry gents, I handled myself well and represented the USAWWSG with professionalism and distinction.
Chairperson asked me: Mr. Chad, you are known as a womanizer. If confirmed to the position, would you stop having sex with women and be a womanizer.
My response; Sir, with all due respect, you are hearing comments from individuals who dislike having sex with women and involved in a different type of lifestyle. In addition, they are out to ruin my impeccable reputation.
Too be clear, absolutely not. I will not stop having sex with women. No one will stop me from having sex with women, no one. I hope I'm clear sir.
I like to make one more statement: To tell you the truth, After I'm unanimously confirmed this evening, the first thing I will do, I will have sex with Kristi, second, I will invite all the Asian reporters to my office and have sex with them. Third, I will invite all the AA's and Puerto Rican news reports to my office and have sex with them. Lastly, all will have orgasm's, I guarantee it.
Mr. Chad, you have my vote.
What you guys are hearing in the background are female reports asking for a turn fucking with me. Well, I got to get to work.
This is Chad.
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01-21-25 16:01 #1183Banned Member

Posts: 1318Far be it from me to make suggestions to members like yourself and others. Maybe you guys can get new material? Or better yet, talk about your encounters, I bet lots to talk about. The basement comments has been over used and been around for years. As your leader, let me know if you need help with new material. Glad to help.
Chad, still the number one member reviewed on the ignore list.
Originally Posted by Thoren2002
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01-20-25 11:49 #1182Senior Member

Posts: 204Of course you don't need them
All you need are more hotpockets down in mom's basement.
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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01-20-25 08:12 #1181Banned Member

Posts: 1318I have not, I don't use male enhancements, don't need them.
I receive many PM's from members requesting information and direction from me about male enhancements. I suggest members speak to doctors about options, not my area of expertise to comment.
I can't stop laughing, one of my associates over did it with Blue and or Yellow and had troubles. He ended up having his erection for 11 hours, he called his doctor and it was suggested to enter the hospital. The hospital placed him in a cold water tub, LOL. My suggestion was to fuck his wife or neighbors wives. He said, they don't like him and would refuse sex from him. Finally I said, try parlors, anything. I can't stop laughing. Anyways, contact your doctor. Good luck.
Chad.
Originally Posted by GordonFreeman
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