Rants and Stupid shit in Hartford

[Thoren2002]

I have not, I don't use male enhancements, don't need them.


Chad.

All you need are more hotpockets down in mom's basement.

[ChadZ1212]

I have not, I don't use male enhancements, don't need them.

I receive many PM's from members requesting information and direction from me about male enhancements. I suggest members speak to doctors about options, not my area of expertise to comment.

I can't stop laughing, one of my associates over did it with Blue and or Yellow and had troubles. He ended up having his erection for 11 hours, he called his doctor and it was suggested to enter the hospital. The hospital placed him in a cold water tub, LOL. My suggestion was to fuck his wife or neighbors wives. He said, they don't like him and would refuse sex from him. Finally I said, try parlors, anything. I can't stop laughing. Anyways, contact your doctor. Good luck.

Chad.

Has anyone tried Eroxon?

[GordonFreeman]

Has anyone tried Eroxon?

[GordonFreeman]

Gents,

I had a very interesting conversation with a well known provider outside the Hartford area. We always have one joker that thinks he can out smart the provider.

Anyways, With that said, providers are not stupid, they are smart ladies and know what some jokers are up to. Remember they are video taping you as well. Now, this incident happened at one of the Fairfield establishments. Well, this joker, I can safely say he's not CCC, Cool Chad Certified, maybe he thinks he's Clark Kent. Doesn't matter how I know this, or what he looks like, heard all about it. I can say, he's a stooge.

The joker was wearing new Clark Kent glasses that allows taping while asking the provider for sex. She obviously knew what he was up to and kicked him out. That's a good thing, otherwise we would be reading about him in the newspapers, then panic erupts.

Ok now, I realize you guys are asking yourselves, how would Cool Chad handle taping, simple. First of all, No glasses. When she walks you into the room, bring her close to you, left hand on her right ass chick, stroking her back up and down with your right hand, adding Gentle kisses. You do this to scope out the room. Give her table fee.

Listen up, this is important. When she leaves position your Smart phone or Spy Pen for taping. At the end, turn them off before presenting tips. No greens exchanged, no harm. Always willing to help with new ideas.

Chad.

Some of my NYC providers allow filming for an additional fee.

[ChadZ1212]

Gents,

I had a very interesting conversation with a well known provider outside the Hartford area. We always have one joker that thinks he can out smart the provider.

Anyways, With that said, providers are not stupid, they are smart ladies and know what some jokers are up to. Remember they are video taping you as well. Now, this incident happened at one of the Fairfield establishments. Well, this joker, I can safely say he's not CCC, Cool Chad Certified, maybe he thinks he's Clark Kent. Doesn't matter how I know this, or what he looks like, heard all about it. I can say, he's a stooge.

The joker was wearing new Clark Kent glasses that allows taping while asking the provider for sex. She obviously knew what he was up to and kicked him out. That's a good thing, otherwise we would be reading about him in the newspapers, then panic erupts.

Ok now, I realize you guys are asking yourselves, how would Cool Chad handle taping, simple. First of all, No glasses. When she walks you into the room, bring her close to you, left hand on her right ass chick, stroking her back up and down with your right hand, adding Gentle kisses. You do this to scope out the room. Give her table fee.

Listen up, this is important. When she leaves position your Smart phone or Spy Pen for taping. At the end, turn them off before presenting tips. No greens exchanged, no harm. Always willing to help with new ideas.

Chad.

[GordonFreeman]

Another good laugh.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDptz...Nucm1mYjdsb3Nn

[ChadZ1212]

Reflecting on 2024.

Yea so gents, 2024 was a good year for sex in Connecticut, especially Hartford area, to tell you guys the truth, I'm exhausted. I spoke with many trusted members and we all agree it was a banner year. The variety is endless with new AA's, PR's, Indians and Europeans are overwhelming.

My most memorable post was about new AA's arriving in Connecticut and sure enough it happened. Makes members think how I know everything. LOL.

Hartford has a nice variety of private AA's. New Haven is in second place. Fairfield is congested with AA's for members pleasure. All tall, thin, beautiful, educated ladies. I treat myself to one per week if applicable. Hope you guys are doing the same. As your leader, I work hard for all members.

Happy New Year Gents.

Chad.

[PlanetEarth]

Happy New Year to the brotherhood.

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket. "
After a moment of silence, he farted.

[JannonJoe35]

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket. "

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Thanks for the laugh, Max. That was good.

[MaxThrust]

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket. "

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[ChadZ1212]

Live From the USAWWSG auditorium, holding over 10 million members.

This is the fourth annual USAWWSG / Cool Chad Top 5 awards for 2024.

The place is jammed packed. The women are simply beautiful.

Special appearances by: The Chadetts, Chad's dancers, Chad's orchestra, Chad's Band, Chad's singers and more.

I'm your host Horn E. Mann along side my beautiful hostess Juicy Lucy.

The place is rock'in tonight. Can't wait for Chad to announce the top 5 best pussy.

2024 has been a great year. New arrivals, expansion of AA's, PR's, Euro and Indians. Pictures, filming and more.

Now our feature presentation:

I like to introduce the number 1 most recognized member on the USAWWSG site: Chad.

Thank you Horn E, Juicy, you look absolutely stunning as always.

I'm pleased to announce the top 5 providers in Ct. All winners were selected by me, fucked bare by me and enjoyed MSOG and CIP by me.

Let's start off with Number 5 on our list:

5, she's a new cummer, tall, beautiful AA. Worth the trip anywhere in Connecticut. Ms. Jada.

4, she's established, well known tall AA, wild in bed, cums hard. Big firm tits, Ms. Vicky.

3, can we make it 3 in a row? She's AA, tall, thin, well balanced athletic body. Works hard to give the best BBJ's Ms. Nataly.

2, first time ever, first Indian located in West Hartford to make the top 5, just started advertising thanks to yours truly. Nice overall performance in a tranquil setting. Ms. Divya.

1, can't say enough about our winner. Hot ass Asian, great legs, great ass, Absolutely adorable. Well deserved number 1 USAWWSG winner goes to Ms. Lisa, Clap clap clap clap. Standing ovation.

Horn E: outstanding Chad. We are not done yet. You have parting gifts for the members, can you tell us about that? Of course Horn E. All members will receive a bottle of Red Breast 27 year old whiskey along will a signed poster of me.

This has been a Cool Chad production. See you guys next year. Keep fucking.

This is Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

Yea so gents.

I'm getting many PM's regarding New year's eves, members asking to join us, unfortunately, I will not be extending invites. My guest is actually Korean and lives in China. Recently arriving state side, we met while on business in China decades ago. She requested time alone which I will honor.

I have to chuckle, so will you gents. With the time difference she was yelling at me this morning in Korean. She wanted to sleep while I wanted to fuck her. I can't stop laughing.

Happy New Year Gents.

Chad.

[Lgkok]

Ooooohhhhh! Boy oh boy!

Why leave the basement when he's got a jumbo roll of paper towels and a Stephen King size porn imagination.

[BeerMan68]

Yea, so chadzee. If you ever decide to come up from your mom's basement and actually lose your virginity. Let me know. I will let you use my VIP card at the special New Haven invitation only fuck club. They are always rotating girls from a variety of exotic countries. It's like having your own United Nations fuck buffet! I just sent you pm with the secret name I picked just for you to use. That way when your mom shows up looking for Chad. No one can say anything. Just helping you get your fantasy fuck. Enjoy O.

Ooooohhhhh! Boy oh boy!

[OfficeHo]

Yea so Retired, I'm aware, I usually post first then PM, received your message blocking PM's. Also understand driving to Flushing has its challenges and not for everyone. Given that, we have an abundance of Asian's at our disposal in the greater Hartford area.

Moving right along, I can suggest a sleeper, UTR provider. Better than YoYo, better BJ, better fucking, better appearance, younger best of all bare, total nudity plus enjoys MSOG. What's not to like? I have to chuckle, so will you. She worked with YoYo and Ume at the other spa. Fuck her at will, could be you. When ready, let me know. Anyways, good luck.

Happy New Year.

Chad.

Yea, so chadzee. If you ever decide to come up from your mom's basement and actually lose your virginity. Let me know. I will let you use my VIP card at the special New Haven invitation only fuck club. They are always rotating girls from a variety of exotic countries. It's like having your own United Nations fuck buffet! I just sent you pm with the secret name I picked just for you to use. That way when your mom shows up looking for Chad. No one can say anything. Just helping you get your fantasy fuck. Enjoy O.