Massage Parlor Reports

**LessNaruto** · 01-29-25 16:01

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend me some names at CLC? DM is fine too.

Went to CLC on Monday and saw Julie. She's fairly tall (5'9 she said) but has some humongo boobs.

She looks to be in her late 30's, decently attractive and gave an OK massage. I only got L2 (CBJ, HJ) for $120 (80 door), because I'm trying to play it a bit safe. Was decent.

**Soulandis** · 01-29-25 15:05

Originally Posted by BrownBag [View Original Post]

I can top that. Texted Shelby last week, super excited after reading that review. Got a reply a couple days later, and we set up a date in 2 more days. Over the span of these 2 days, including the morning of, we engaged in some super horny back and forth. Shelby sent me half a dozen selfies. Some innocent, some nudes, a blowjob pic, and one with her pussy spread open. All completely unsolicited. Day of, Shelby gives me the address and name of the hotel. And that's where it all went epically downhill.

I text her when I arrive at the hotel. Shelby asks me to send a picture of the parking lot. Then, she tells me to go in the lobby, and she'll come down to get me. Figure this is just part of her screening process, so I comply. Once I'm sitting inside, here comes the wackiness. First she needs 10 more minutes. Then she wants to take a quick shower. Then it's drying her hair. I should have left at any time, but the hype built up from all those texts and pics convinced me this would all be worth it.

Finally, Shelby says she's coming down. Cool. Then she texts again and says she doesn't see me. Weird, I never saw anyone remotely resembling her walking around. I reply with the exact location where I'm standing. But it's no use. As I stand there in the lobby of the hotel that Shelby gave me specific directions to, she accused me of fucking with her, wasting her time, and blocks me.

I've been ghosted before. We all have. But this is the first time I had to ask myself: Have I been talking to an actual GHOST this whole time?

Well, thankfully I saw this. I was planning on scheduling something with her for this week but will probably not so I can save some gas LOL. I didn't indulge in the conversing like you but I did receive one unsolicited pic. I don't blame you for getting played. The hype like you said and being horny can really cause us to justify illogical / questionable things.

It seems like she may have a few screws loose. The crazy-hot matrix is truly real.

**CantSlowDown** · 01-29-25 14:56

Has anyone seen where Cindy went at 52 xx Irving park rd went? I used to see her frequently in December but they told me she doesn't work there anymore. I'm close to the area and don't like going to Bridgeport all the time, someone recommend some decent nw side spots!

**GMoney05** · 01-29-25 13:40

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I saw her in passing, big tattoo on her right forearm.

Okay does she got an ass though? I keep hearing she's Tall and Dark but what about that asss? LOFL!

**Brown Bag** · 01-29-25 13:00

Originally Posted by Courtesyflush [View Original Post]

Text her last night after I saw this review glad you had a good time I was hoping for the same, woke up to a reply, she said she was available at 3 pm, I text her at 11:30 am to confirm and asked for location no reply until 2:15 I asked her if she was still working today she said yes then expected me to make the 3 pm appointment said I was wasting her fucking time at no point did she tell me her hotel, she got pissy and said goodbye. Maybe she was hung over. Sent me a couple unsolicited pics before it went South.

I can top that. Texted Shelby last week, super excited after reading that review. Got a reply a couple days later, and we set up a date in 2 more days. Over the span of these 2 days, including the morning of, we engaged in some super horny back and forth. Shelby sent me half a dozen selfies. Some innocent, some nudes, a blowjob pic, and one with her pussy spread open. All completely unsolicited. Day of, Shelby gives me the address and name of the hotel. And that's where it all went epically downhill.

I text her when I arrive at the hotel. Shelby asks me to send a picture of the parking lot. Then, she tells me to go in the lobby, and she'll come down to get me. Figure this is just part of her screening process, so I comply. Once I'm sitting inside, here comes the wackiness. First she needs 10 more minutes. Then she wants to take a quick shower. Then it's drying her hair. I should have left at any time, but the hype built up from all those texts and pics convinced me this would all be worth it.

Finally, Shelby says she's coming down. Cool. Then she texts again and says she doesn't see me. Weird, I never saw anyone remotely resembling her walking around. I reply with the exact location where I'm standing. But it's no use. As I stand there in the lobby of the hotel that Shelby gave me specific directions to, she accused me of fucking with her, wasting her time, and blocks me.

I've been ghosted before. We all have. But this is the first time I had to ask myself: Have I been talking to an actual GHOST this whole time?

**MikeJones1089** · 01-29-25 11:06

Which spa is this?

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

After a near 6 month hiatus from HCS, Angela is back. Today was her first day back. And while options are very limited to L1 - it is by far the best massage you will get.

Not to mention she is drop dead gorgeous.

**Fit312** · 01-28-25 20:24

Originally Posted by WBurton [View Original Post]

Did you happen or able to see the tall Latina with the dark skin.

I saw her in passing, big tattoo on her right forearm.

**WBurton** · 01-28-25 19:43

Originally Posted by Percius917 [View Original Post]

From Central Illinois where it is slim pickings between bad providers.

Looking to come to Chicago.

I am not super picky and will see any lady who is attractive but I do have a type.

I am into Short 20's something Spinners with A or B cups that provide FS.

Any suggestions to find this type of person or any suggestions in general?

Go See Emily at SXL Nail Spa.

She is 100% what you are seeking and she never disappoints Ever.

**Percius917** · 01-28-25 19:22

From Central Illinois where it is slim pickings between bad providers.

Looking to come to Chicago.

I am not super picky and will see any lady who is attractive but I do have a type.

I am into Short 20's something Spinners with A or B cups that provide FS.

Any suggestions to find this type of person or any suggestions in general?

**GoldKnight** · 01-28-25 18:04

Hey folks, I'm new to the area and so far have only hit up Relax next to Howard station which is decent in a pinch but nothing compared to the level of service I was used to previously living in Orlando and NYC. Specially looking for a good table shower with TUMA but haven't found a provider in Evanston who does a good job in that area. What Chicago places have providers that give good table showers and TUMA?

**WBurton** · 01-28-25 16:51

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I had a similar experience but was able to get BBBJCIM along with deep FIV with two fingers, no ass play, LFK, DATY. She was only able to take half the cock down her throat and tapped out after my first big spurt, but a real good time all-in-all. Almost no English. She told me that she would be there 11 days, but maybe she started on the 22nd.

Did you happen or able to see the tall Latina with the dark skin. So to try her out tomorrow and will report back but the older guy in the room next to me was literally destroying her and dude was at least 70 years old we were putting our shoes on in the lobby at the same time and literally had to fist bump him LOL.

**GMoney05** · 01-28-25 10:47

Originally Posted by Terrapin911 [View Original Post]

Agreed. There are way lower hanging fruit than mostly Asian girls at spa's often on some flavor of visa, if they are on a visa they are here legally and less likely to be targeted. Homan has pretty much spelled it out. Targeting serious criminals first, with the caveat of however if you are here illegally you are on the table. This to me reads as if you hang or are related to the criminals they are trying to round up and happen to be in the mix and unfortunate enough to be present when the criminals get picked up you would likely be going along for the ride even if not otherwise a targeted criminal. Freebies I guess would be one way to look at it from Homan's perspective. For example they get info that a seriously dangerous illegal criminal is working someplace like a warehouse and they go there to pick up that targeted criminal and there happens to be 25 other illegals working at the site that were not the specific target the way Homan sees it is your here illegally you get a free ride back home too. Not going out of the way to round the non dangerous criminals up but not letting them go if they are in the wrong place at the wrong time either.

TP.

Yeah, this Is mainly targeted the Venezuelan Gangs that was popping up left and right taking over Neighborhoods. But I noticed Orange Spa this round has like almost no Latina's. And they are calling the younger Asian girls "Foreign Exchange Students". As If that helps them being here In America.

**Fit312** · 01-28-25 08:48

Originally Posted by WBurton [View Original Post]

Stopped by Archer Spa (not Archer Perfect) and was let in by a late 20's girl named Anne. She will be at Archer until 2/1 and is a very cute girl with a good body some great naturals with awesome nipples. Lightly trimmed Bush and offered 30 minutes massage and everything covered for $200. On way out saw a taller dark skinned Latina and a shorter Latin talking Spanish and laughing. Going to go back Wednesday and check one of them out and report back.

I had a similar experience but was able to get BBBJCIM along with deep FIV with two fingers, no ass play, LFK, DATY. She was only able to take half the cock down her throat and tapped out after my first big spurt, but a real good time all-in-all. Almost no English. She told me that she would be there 11 days, but maybe she started on the 22nd.

**AintNool** · 01-27-25 23:44

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

Holy fuck, really you had that much action, and remembered all the details, even the girls names?

That's way to much info at once to believe it.

Is that really a lot of action? It was all within 3 months and I remember names in case I want to book the same person.

**FellowMonger** · 01-27-25 19:19

Originally Posted by ClayBillClay [View Original Post]

Can you describe what Kelly looks like? Figure? Age guess. Mm's or real? Asian or? Etc. Thanks?

Guessing here so take it with a grain of salt. She's slim. Not a spinner I'd say. Kind of athletic I guess? 40-45 if I had to guess but she's asian so she still seems young. MMs.