Massage Parlor Reports

**GoldKnight** · 01-28-25 17:04

Hey folks, I'm new to the area and so far have only hit up Relax next to Howard station which is decent in a pinch but nothing compared to the level of service I was used to previously living in Orlando and NYC. Specially looking for a good table shower with TUMA but haven't found a provider in Evanston who does a good job in that area. What Chicago places have providers that give good table showers and TUMA?

**WBurton** · 01-28-25 15:51

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I had a similar experience but was able to get BBBJCIM along with deep FIV with two fingers, no ass play, LFK, DATY. She was only able to take half the cock down her throat and tapped out after my first big spurt, but a real good time all-in-all. Almost no English. She told me that she would be there 11 days, but maybe she started on the 22nd.

Did you happen or able to see the tall Latina with the dark skin. So to try her out tomorrow and will report back but the older guy in the room next to me was literally destroying her and dude was at least 70 years old we were putting our shoes on in the lobby at the same time and literally had to fist bump him LOL.

**GMoney05** · 01-28-25 09:47

Originally Posted by Terrapin911 [View Original Post]

Agreed. There are way lower hanging fruit than mostly Asian girls at spa's often on some flavor of visa, if they are on a visa they are here legally and less likely to be targeted. Homan has pretty much spelled it out. Targeting serious criminals first, with the caveat of however if you are here illegally you are on the table. This to me reads as if you hang or are related to the criminals they are trying to round up and happen to be in the mix and unfortunate enough to be present when the criminals get picked up you would likely be going along for the ride even if not otherwise a targeted criminal. Freebies I guess would be one way to look at it from Homan's perspective. For example they get info that a seriously dangerous illegal criminal is working someplace like a warehouse and they go there to pick up that targeted criminal and there happens to be 25 other illegals working at the site that were not the specific target the way Homan sees it is your here illegally you get a free ride back home too. Not going out of the way to round the non dangerous criminals up but not letting them go if they are in the wrong place at the wrong time either.

TP.

Yeah, this Is mainly targeted the Venezuelan Gangs that was popping up left and right taking over Neighborhoods. But I noticed Orange Spa this round has like almost no Latina's. And they are calling the younger Asian girls "Foreign Exchange Students". As If that helps them being here In America.

**Fit312** · 01-28-25 07:48

Originally Posted by WBurton [View Original Post]

Stopped by Archer Spa (not Archer Perfect) and was let in by a late 20's girl named Anne. She will be at Archer until 2/1 and is a very cute girl with a good body some great naturals with awesome nipples. Lightly trimmed Bush and offered 30 minutes massage and everything covered for $200. On way out saw a taller dark skinned Latina and a shorter Latin talking Spanish and laughing. Going to go back Wednesday and check one of them out and report back.

I had a similar experience but was able to get BBBJCIM along with deep FIV with two fingers, no ass play, LFK, DATY. She was only able to take half the cock down her throat and tapped out after my first big spurt, but a real good time all-in-all. Almost no English. She told me that she would be there 11 days, but maybe she started on the 22nd.

**AintNool** · 01-27-25 22:44

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

Holy fuck, really you had that much action, and remembered all the details, even the girls names?

That's way to much info at once to believe it.

Is that really a lot of action? It was all within 3 months and I remember names in case I want to book the same person.

**FellowMonger** · 01-27-25 18:19

Originally Posted by ClayBillClay [View Original Post]

Can you describe what Kelly looks like? Figure? Age guess. Mm's or real? Asian or? Etc. Thanks?

Guessing here so take it with a grain of salt. She's slim. Not a spinner I'd say. Kind of athletic I guess? 40-45 if I had to guess but she's asian so she still seems young. MMs.

**WBurton** · 01-27-25 18:06

Stopped by Archer Spa (not Archer Perfect) and was let in by a late 20's girl named Anne. She will be at Archer until 2/1 and is a very.

Cute girl with a good body some great naturals with awesome nipples. Lightly trimmed Bush and offered 30 minutes massage and everything covered for $200. On way out saw a taller dark skinned Latina and a shorter Latin talking Spanish and laughing. Going to go back Wednesday and check one of them out and report back.

**ClayBillClay** · 01-27-25 15:15

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Kelly also swallows. I finished bbfscip and then after she got off she came over and kept sucking me until there wasn't anything left. YMMV.

Can you describe what Kelly looks like? Figure? Age guess. Mm's or real? Asian or? Etc. Thanks?

**CornCobMaker** · 01-27-25 12:12

Can anyone recommend me some names at CLC? DM is fine too.

**GMoney05** · 01-27-25 11:18

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Trump is trying to make any Democrat and especially our Mayor look like an idea. So any ICE raids on a massage parlor that has girls working on a travel visa that they could reasonably say is evidence of trafficking which Trump could then say was taking place on Brandon's watch and he did nothing. He'll be sure to do it. Trump also wants to go after China and according to the US govt 10% of Chinese students who come to the US do work for the CCP so it's probably safe to assume that 10% of the ladies in the spa also work for the CCP so I'd guess they're going to be under the microscope.

Well the 2 I would avoid Is Hot Star (Neighbors been hitting up the Alderman) and Orange. Plus the current line up at Orange Is horrible the Booker lied and told me some Russian girl was A Latina like really? Okay so has any Spa's been hit up yet? They have been busting them up and down Archer before the Election. I think that area would be the first ICE would look Into. Not the low key Spa's out West or up North on Belmont, Broadway, Fullerton, Irving Park Rd. Etc. Any more Info we would hear.

**WBurton** · 01-26-25 21:30

Are all the ladies senior citizens at Paradise Spa or do they have a young one that works on certain days?

Every time I call they say come young one here today then I go and end up with someone's Grandma asking me to not cum down her throat. Want to like this place cause it's low key but can't with these older ladies just not my speed.

**Goofy89** · 01-26-25 20:32

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

And he goes "on a daily basis".

Didn't even bother to check that appreciate the heads up.

**HappyGardener** · 01-26-25 19:18

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

Original poster posts reviews of spas in multiple areas at once (Chicago, CA, Champaign). Make your own conclusion whether you'll get accurate info.

And he goes "on a daily basis".

**WalkingHard** · 01-26-25 19:14

Originally Posted by DontWifeHer [View Original Post]

Why would ICE be after Asian Massage Spa's?? Trump Is trying to Deport Migrants of Mexico. Now Orange does have A few Latina's from Colombia and Mexico but other than that why would ICE try to bust an Spa? I work at A Warehouse that's mostly Venezuelan's and ICE been there twice this Month.

Trump is trying to make any Democrat and especially our Mayor look like an idea. So any ICE raids on a massage parlor that has girls working on a travel visa that they could reasonably say is evidence of trafficking which Trump could then say was taking place on Brandon's watch and he did nothing. He'll be sure to do it. Trump also wants to go after China and according to the US govt 10% of Chinese students who come to the US do work for the CCP so it's probably safe to assume that 10% of the ladies in the spa also work for the CCP so I'd guess they're going to be under the microscope.