Massage Parlor Reports

[ThatBooredOne]

At Zenith Spa in Golden Park Square in Ashburn.

Whelp, was going to do my usual just to get a view of the woman at the door, but this one seemed rather kind. At first. I wasn't attracted to her at all (6/10 looks wise) and I was going to leave her with a tip at the door but to my surprise she offered to give it back and was very insistent on doing so. The false kindness melted me a bit so I decided I would see where this rabbit hole went.

Funny. As soon as any cash was exchanged her demeanor changed into a 100% unadulterated *****. Even getting her name was impossible. Every little thing was bitchfest and I mean everything, I kid you not. This lady even saw extra cash in my pocket and requested it before the session which I gave her because I wanted to see where her attitude would go.

After the session with her constant and I mean constant bitching about everything (I didn't want her at all), as I mentioned she wouldn't give me her name. To get it I wound up calling and asking the spa hours later who had been working, narrowed the names down, and got them to send me a pic of her!! Funny too, when I texted the Spa asking who was worked ng they said she was 25; the lady was between 40-45.

Just a heads up fellas. LOL.

[OddJob69]

Called ahead and I think it was Grace who answered. Apparently the lovely ladies of FW are on a long hiatus. If anyone knows different, would be nice to know if it's just me.

When I called last week on my last night in area to see if they had an opening, she said busy and told me closed this week, which started the next day. She implied it was just this week they were taking off. She told me to come next week. I am not from area, but she didn't make it sound any longer than that. I tried to ask if any of the ladies were elsewhere during vacation, but could not understand response as I was hoping for Grace or Bibi on my last night, but sounds like I would have been ok with any of the ladies. Wish it would have worked out as I had an off night at the spa where I ended up, making my last night in DC a bit disappointing.

[LoveFromFrank]

Called ahead and I think it was Grace who answered. Apparently the lovely ladies of FW are on a long hiatus. If anyone knows different, would be nice to know if it's just me.

[GilBang]

Also, some of you need to learn some phone manners and monger 101 etiquette. Whoever called 15 minutes before scheduled close, never gave her a chance to talk or listened, saying you'll be there in five, and just hung up as she tried to respond, rude. She tried to tell you she had a customer already, wait, and she would still take care of you. And yet you still come and bang on locked shop door until she let you in. I hope you at least gave her an above average tip for staying open.

Amen brother. That's the most annoying thing a monger can do, show up like that. I had that happen to be a while ago at Ocean. Getting ready for the main attraction and some dude just shows up and basically demands to be seen. I could hear the whole convo between him and MMS, no call to schedule, nothing. Finally MMS goes "no!, no girl available, you go now!" and basically pushed dude out the door.

[DCKing]

Anyone been recently? Last time I went she said they are busy and it was an older lady who answered. Saw a recent review that wasn't great.

[OddJob69]

So I started my week last week at JoyfulBay (agency for those who don't know so you aren't searching for a spa) and had a great time. Never had a true rub and tug as I never understood the price for something I can do myself. Well, for $60 all inclusive, with what many of you called edging, why not. Never had edging and not that expensive for a test run. I decided I was going to try the other end of the spectrum for once. Tina description fairly accurate. Nice older lady, some chit chat. Massage was, well loosely qualified as a massage. Not a place for average or higher massage, definitely low end. Good tease, better than I was expecting. She got me plenty solid without my blue friend as I wasn't wasting a pill on this experience knowing it would be low tier. HJ was decent. I kept waiting for what I call edging by Internet's definition. Nothing close to edging. It was all about completing the task in hand, not about edge work. Interesting experience but that will be my one and only. If you want a cheap rub and tug from a nice, still easy on eyes, mature lady, you'll enjoy Tina. Those of you into just that level of service I can see why she is popular.

Also, some of you need to learn some phone manners and monger 101 etiquette. Whoever called 15 minutes before scheduled close, never gave her a chance to talk or listened, saying you'll be there in five, and just hung up as she tried to respond, rude. She tried to tell you she had a customer already, wait, and she would still take care of you. And yet you still come and bang on locked shop door until she let you in. I hope you at least gave her an above average tip for staying open.

[OddJob69]

A short visit inn VA this week I researched and found Rose Spa, looked good and mms texted what I wanted to read so it was easy. Getting there is a breeze, there's parking too.

When I met Vivian in person I was absolutely smitten. Gorgeous face, long hair, shapely toned body, great ass, and the most fun set of C tits I've seen in a long time. She was very sensitive and responsive. She checked an awful lot of boxes just by looks.

For my mid tier excursion, I wanted to find younger (30's or younger) at a normal AMP and see how the service was at a lesser price point than that of an agency. I tried Forever first because of another review and service description, even though I figured they would have been older. Age descriptions varied on reviews but I got the older vibe from many descriptions, but fun. When I called, she said I couldn't get in on that night. She also mentioned Forever closed week of 1/20, come back after that. Well, I googled Rose remembering Vivian review and a couple others on Lee. I decided to try Rose. Pulled up, looked closed. Lights off, totally dark, open sign off. Almost left. Called and she said open just ring bell.

Unfortunately I think I caught Vivian on off night. Three choices when I asked who was working. Wei Wei, Jo Jo, or Vivian. I said I would like Vivian. My answer largely based on this review I quoted above. Who ever then led me in to room was pretty gorgeous as well and pretty close to same description. Not being here before, I assumed she was Vivian. Saw a third girl on way out after my time with Vivian. Best guess all are in 30's. Anyway, I an older guy, but I am always freshly showered, brushed, and clean, no issue with hygiene. Everything about Vivian described above was spot on for what I quoted in my reply here. I actually got a pretty decent massage as well. Not great, but not bad either. After the flip, she nodded, I gestured back. She gestured for tip, I gave here what was quoted here plus a little more that I planned to tip at end thinking my service would be similar. She said that was plenty but asked for more which seemed odd. Yes, that's enough for what you want but can I have more? Strange. She left, came back, had me undress her. No DFK or even LFK. No daty, no 69, more like 67.5. She sat above but told me no licking it. She opened it, played with herself up close. I could kiss, not lick, around the outer skin about two inches from any holy grail path. Next, She put the condom on while I was still limp, and started a BJ so never really got full mast with the rubber on that early. No real foreplay, just straight to business which also seemed off from other reviews. We hit a couple positions. Decided I was not going to finish as the vibe was missing so back to HJ and then more 67.5 wannabe 69. She finally did get closer and bounced up and down on face almost to a 68 which finally got her across finish line on other end.

Don't know why she didn't want touched or licked any where near holy grail. I saw no signs of possible other issues. No rashes, bumps, redness, etc. If this was one of a few reviews, I would sadly say avoid as my service rating would not be very high for what was spent. But, IMO, I think it was just an off night. She has decent reviews here and elsewhere so I think it just was an off night. She and the other girl were easy on eyes, maybe I try again next trip, but probably not. Too much for very little return, not sure I want to take a chance for that experience again. I e had a really good run, so I was do for a miss. Just wish it wasn't this gal but I would have like to sample even a portion of the menu TravlinMonger got.

Wish I had a better review, these ladies would get my money again. Maybe I got switched because appearances were similar to TM description from what I could see. I enjoyed the massage as it was decent. As it is, I'll probably try Forever next trip or pay the little extra and go the agency routeIf my service would have been anything closer to TM's review, they would see a lot more of me next trip. Just disappointed because the girl could have been very addictive.

Can I recommend, no. I can definitely see how others could have a great time, I see the potential and there are plenty of positive reviews out there, just was not meant to be for me on this night.

[OddJob69]

Has anyone confirmed the TS part of her xescorthub ad? Just asking because it could just be a wrong category selection. Maybe I'll reach out and ask the question and report back.

Q.

Also note there is three years between the two postings. Same picture. Claims to have over 10 years experience. You guys do the math. She started therapeutic massage at age 18 or earlier? I avoided due to the suspect questions when I was in area last week and went Joyful Bay route instead. I'll be back in area again soon, will be curious to see what you all figure out if she is real and which category she falls in for gender.

[Quriusmrk]

Has anyone confirmed the TS part of her xescorthub ad? Just asking because it could just be a wrong category selection. Maybe I'll reach out and ask the question and report back.

Q.

Possible katoey.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23371094.html

https://xescorthub.com/info/wichita/...19336071761920

[JohnWarhammer]

I tried a different place that I've never been too before in Manassas, found it on a advertising board for more professional massage providers. For some reason I can't find the ad anymore, but it's been on there a few times, it's a lady in a red oriental dress, I recall Dragon Spa or something of that nature. If I can find the link again or ad I will link it again. The ladies number came up with some positive reviews, but she wasn't the lady that I ended up seeing.

The spa was located in an office park off of Sudley, pretty discreet and tucked away from just about everything, more prying eyes might consider it to be sort of seedy however. That being said the lady I saw was named Vicky, she informed me it was her 'spa name'. She was an incredibly cute late 20's early 30's Japanese girl. She spoke fairly good English and. Let me tell you, the definition of a spinner. She's like 4 ft5 tall and even without make up she was very pretty. The service fee paid was for 45 min for 60 bucks, on the flip she hinted at more without any upsell, but asked up to me what I was willing to give, she did say however that no FS, I offered what I thought was a decent amount for a good experience, a level above NoVA finish is what I was looking for and what I got in return was damn near close to FS, I got a very enthusiastic performance and very good experience, she was not shy about taking care of me.

I will absolutely go to see her again in the very near future, these days quality and price has been waning in this area. I came out of this one feeling refreshed / recharged and not feeling like I got taken for a ride.

[Serpico99]

First time posting here. Had plenty of time today so I decided to drive 30 minutes to try 67X in sterling. Awkward from the start. Was waiting in front of the door while there was a cleaning company cleaning the halls / stairs. I called ahead to see Yuki and she's a young smoke show. Was led to the shower and I had to wash myself? After I finished I went back to the room and requested no massage only play. She starts to undress as I'm giving her the tip. She starts sucking on my balls as I was rock hard and gestured her to start sucking. She said condom only no BBBJ. Was disappointed and asked for my money back. Was really surprised to get everything back LOL.

I've been to ocean spa in the past too but wasn't fond of the service I received. They also try to high ball. Sterling AMPs haven't really given me the best experiences tbh. Think I'll just stay around Fairfax / vienna.

Good on you for sticking to your guns and not budging on what services you wanted and getting your money back, even as she was sucking on your balls LOL.

[DCKing]

First time posting here. Had plenty of time today so I decided to drive 30 minutes to try 67X in sterling. Awkward from the start. Was waiting in front of the door while there was a cleaning company cleaning the halls / stairs. I called ahead to see Yuki and she's a young smoke show. Was led to the shower and I had to wash myself? After I finished I went back to the room and requested no massage only play. She starts to undress as I'm giving her the tip. She starts sucking on my balls as I was rock hard and gestured her to start sucking. She said condom only no BBBJ. Was disappointed and asked for my money back. Was really surprised to get everything back LOL.

I've been to ocean spa in the past too but wasn't fond of the service I received. They also try to high ball. Sterling AMPs haven't really given me the best experiences tbh. Think I'll just stay around Fairfax / vienna.

I think we are experiencing inflation and GPS in sterling lately since they have had a good amount of traffic. I saw Kiki at 67 X recently and ended up tipping 180.

[Bang007]

First time posting here. Had plenty of time today so I decided to drive 30 minutes to try 67X in sterling. Awkward from the start. Was waiting in front of the door while there was a cleaning company cleaning the halls / stairs. I called ahead to see Yuki and she's a young smoke show. Was led to the shower and I had to wash myself? After I finished I went back to the room and requested no massage only play. She starts to undress as I'm giving her the tip. She starts sucking on my balls as I was rock hard and gestured her to start sucking. She said condom only no BBBJ. Was disappointed and asked for my money back. Was really surprised to get everything back LOL.

I've been to ocean spa in the past too but wasn't fond of the service I received. They also try to high ball. Sterling AMPs haven't really given me the best experiences tbh. Think I'll just stay around Fairfax / vienna.

[BubbleBoi402]

I take this forum seriously and to be a good member in standing, to garner the respect of others you must be credible. I feel bad for Deathstroke19, his frustration did sound like he just had stroke, LOL. Again, I feel for you but that's the price you pay and at the end of my commentary I am going to politely scold you.

I have been visiting Aqua Wellness since it first opened two years ago, and I have made several comments on several reviews that this place is first class when it comes to the physical amenities, but the girls are lacking; they are all older Koreans. Now I met Sarah 18 months, (read my review Sept 21 of 2023 #25215) ago and she was different from the rest. She has always worked the weekends and Monday, undoubtedly since she probably is employed at another spa. I stopped visiting because Sara left abruptly many months ago. One month ago, I got a text from Luby / Julie, (she is the manager that has been there since day one. I know her by both names, but she mainly goes by Julie.) The text said: Sara is back, short time. I visited two weeks ago, and I wrote the review just like it happened, I was probably too graphic, I shouldn't have gotten everyone so excited. It reminds me of the time I wrote that first review about Alin at Wed SPA and the next thing that happens the place shuts down, LOL.

So today, just a few minutes ago I stopped in at Aqua. Julie greets me and tries to rope me in, but I told her I couldn't stay, I handed her a tip and asked: "where is Sara. " (The money didn't go to waste as she let me do some "lower level" OTC roaming as she is dragging me in.) Then I ask her where Sara is again, her English being not too good, tries to explain that she returned to New York because of a sick relative but the explanation was sketchy to say the least. I can't control this!

Anyhow, we talked for a good 10 minutes, and I was told that there is a gal coming Thursday that has bit tits, young and gorgeous. (Yes, I know, I know, famous last words.) Her name is Sunny. I made an appointment to see if this is an improvement or let's say a consolation for what has turned into a fiasco. I will then write a review. I really don't want to Toffit as I have my nice young Chinese regulars, but I am going to since I feel responsible. Don't go until I review this gal, so you'll don't waste your money. I don't want to hear it this time!

To conclude: Deathstroke, I wrote a detailed report on my experience and described the girl to a "T".

Next time:

If doesn't look like a duck or walks like a duck or quack like a duck, then walk-out. What happened to you is not unusual, just be vigilant.

Additionally, all you guys that stood up for me I want you to know that it was greatly appreciated. You will get a pay back soon. Unfortunately, I don't have anything goods under wrap now, but soon.

Bubbly Boy! I don't want to hear any Sh*T from you. Keep it Zipped!

Regards.

PJ.

Feels like mms told you to write a review of Sara to drum up the business and you made up a visit without going there. You simply took her word for it. Then a monger actually showed up there but couldn't find the aforementioned Sara anywhere. In a dire move to save your "cred" on this board, you wrote this story as excuse. Yea, it's all my speculation from an armchair.

But it begs the question why a particular senior member cares so much about his reputation on this anonymous board where many other members don't give a heck? Maybe because the member's reputation helps him gain VIP treatment from certain parlors, such as waived house fee or special services for favorable reviews. Yea total speculation.

[PuntaJaco43]

So what's the consenus. Avoid the place because they bait and switch? Is Sara still there? She sounded great. But I am a 45 minute drive from Alexandria. So I'd hate to drive there and get bamboozled.

Well if Aqua Wellness played the switch, then shame on them. I called for the appointment and asked for her name twice (beginning and end) and she said Sara. Then at the end of the session she stated a new girl Sunny is coming next week, and she has a hot body, wayyy better than hers. I will never step foot there again.

And you have a right to be angry. She wanted business and donned the mask of Sara knowing full well that you were looking for her. She seized the opportunity and swindled you. But the direction of your anger and fury was at the monger and not the owner. I think now that the situation has been spelled out for you and you've had a chance to simmer down you understand that. It's a dick move to bait and switch ya and in that sense, I can understand your refusal to revisit the spa, but PJ shouldn't be the target of your frustrations.

it's all water under the bridge. Well be on the lookout for 60 year old shapeshifters impersonating young Asian hotties thanks to you

I take this forum seriously and to be a good member in standing, to garner the respect of others you must be credible. I feel bad for Deathstroke19, his frustration did sound like he just had stroke, LOL. Again, I feel for you but that's the price you pay and at the end of my commentary I am going to politely scold you.

I have been visiting Aqua Wellness since it first opened two years ago, and I have made several comments on several reviews that this place is first class when it comes to the physical amenities, but the girls are lacking; they are all older Koreans. Now I met Sarah 18 months, (read my review Sept 21 of 2023 #25215) ago and she was different from the rest. She has always worked the weekends and Monday, undoubtedly since she probably is employed at another spa. I stopped visiting because Sara left abruptly many months ago. One month ago, I got a text from Luby / Julie, (she is the manager that has been there since day one. I know her by both names, but she mainly goes by Julie.) The text said: Sara is back, short time. I visited two weeks ago, and I wrote the review just like it happened, I was probably too graphic, I shouldn't have gotten everyone so excited. It reminds me of the time I wrote that first review about Alin at Wed SPA and the next thing that happens the place shuts down, LOL.

So today, just a few minutes ago I stopped in at Aqua. Julie greets me and tries to rope me in, but I told her I couldn't stay, I handed her a tip and asked: "where is Sara. " (The money didn't go to waste as she let me do some "lower level" OTC roaming as she is dragging me in.) Then I ask her where Sara is again, her English being not too good, tries to explain that she returned to New York because of a sick relative but the explanation was sketchy to say the least. I can't control this!

Anyhow, we talked for a good 10 minutes, and I was told that there is a gal coming Thursday that has bit tits, young and gorgeous. (Yes, I know, I know, famous last words.) Her name is Sunny. I made an appointment to see if this is an improvement or let's say a consolation for what has turned into a fiasco. I will then write a review. I really don't want to Toffit as I have my nice young Chinese regulars, but I am going to since I feel responsible. Don't go until I review this gal, so you'll don't waste your money. I don't want to hear it this time!

To conclude: Deathstroke, I wrote a detailed report on my experience and described the girl to a "T".

Next time:

If doesn't look like a duck or walks like a duck or quack like a duck, then walk-out. What happened to you is not unusual, just be vigilant.

Additionally, all you guys that stood up for me I want you to know that it was greatly appreciated. You will get a pay back soon. Unfortunately, I don't have anything goods under wrap now, but soon.

Bubbly Boy! I don't want to hear any Sh*T from you. Keep it Zipped!

Regards.

PJ.