Massage Parlor Reports

[OddJob69]

So I started my week last week at JoyfulBay (agency for those who don't know so you aren't searching for a spa) and had a great time. Never had a true rub and tug as I never understood the price for something I can do myself. Well, for $60 all inclusive, with what many of you called edging, why not. Never had edging and not that expensive for a test run. I decided I was going to try the other end of the spectrum for once. Tina description fairly accurate. Nice older lady, some chit chat. Massage was, well loosely qualified as a massage. Not a place for average or higher massage, definitely low end. Good tease, better than I was expecting. She got me plenty solid without my blue friend as I wasn't wasting a pill on this experience knowing it would be low tier. HJ was decent. I kept waiting for what I call edging by Internet's definition. Nothing close to edging. It was all about completing the task in hand, not about edge work. Interesting experience but that will be my one and only. If you want a cheap rub and tug from a nice, still easy on eyes, mature lady, you'll enjoy Tina. Those of you into just that level of service I can see why she is popular.

Also, some of you need to learn some phone manners and monger 101 etiquette. Whoever called 15 minutes before scheduled close, never gave her a chance to talk or listened, saying you'll be there in five, and just hung up as she tried to respond, rude. She tried to tell you she had a customer already, wait, and she would still take care of you. And yet you still come and bang on locked shop door until she let you in. I hope you at least gave her an above average tip for staying open.

[OddJob69]

A short visit inn VA this week I researched and found Rose Spa, looked good and mms texted what I wanted to read so it was easy. Getting there is a breeze, there's parking too.

When I met Vivian in person I was absolutely smitten. Gorgeous face, long hair, shapely toned body, great ass, and the most fun set of C tits I've seen in a long time. She was very sensitive and responsive. She checked an awful lot of boxes just by looks.

For my mid tier excursion, I wanted to find younger (30's or younger) at a normal AMP and see how the service was at a lesser price point than that of an agency. I tried Forever first because of another review and service description, even though I figured they would have been older. Age descriptions varied on reviews but I got the older vibe from many descriptions, but fun. When I called, she said I couldn't get in on that night. She also mentioned Forever closed week of 1/20, come back after that. Well, I googled Rose remembering Vivian review and a couple others on Lee. I decided to try Rose. Pulled up, looked closed. Lights off, totally dark, open sign off. Almost left. Called and she said open just ring bell.

Unfortunately I think I caught Vivian on off night. Three choices when I asked who was working. Wei Wei, Jo Jo, or Vivian. I said I would like Vivian. My answer largely based on this review I quoted above. Who ever then led me in to room was pretty gorgeous as well and pretty close to same description. Not being here before, I assumed she was Vivian. Saw a third girl on way out after my time with Vivian. Best guess all are in 30's. Anyway, I an older guy, but I am always freshly showered, brushed, and clean, no issue with hygiene. Everything about Vivian described above was spot on for what I quoted in my reply here. I actually got a pretty decent massage as well. Not great, but not bad either. After the flip, she nodded, I gestured back. She gestured for tip, I gave here what was quoted here plus a little more that I planned to tip at end thinking my service would be similar. She said that was plenty but asked for more which seemed odd. Yes, that's enough for what you want but can I have more? Strange. She left, came back, had me undress her. No DFK or even LFK. No daty, no 69, more like 67.5. She sat above but told me no licking it. She opened it, played with herself up close. I could kiss, not lick, around the outer skin about two inches from any holy grail path. Next, She put the condom on while I was still limp, and started a BJ so never really got full mast with the rubber on that early. No real foreplay, just straight to business which also seemed off from other reviews. We hit a couple positions. Decided I was not going to finish as the vibe was missing so back to HJ and then more 67.5 wannabe 69. She finally did get closer and bounced up and down on face almost to a 68 which finally got her across finish line on other end.

Don't know why she didn't want touched or licked any where near holy grail. I saw no signs of possible other issues. No rashes, bumps, redness, etc. If this was one of a few reviews, I would sadly say avoid as my service rating would not be very high for what was spent. But, IMO, I think it was just an off night. She has decent reviews here and elsewhere so I think it just was an off night. She and the other girl were easy on eyes, maybe I try again next trip, but probably not. Too much for very little return, not sure I want to take a chance for that experience again. I e had a really good run, so I was do for a miss. Just wish it wasn't this gal but I would have like to sample even a portion of the menu TravlinMonger got.

Wish I had a better review, these ladies would get my money again. Maybe I got switched because appearances were similar to TM description from what I could see. I enjoyed the massage as it was decent. As it is, I'll probably try Forever next trip or pay the little extra and go the agency routeIf my service would have been anything closer to TM's review, they would see a lot more of me next trip. Just disappointed because the girl could have been very addictive.

Can I recommend, no. I can definitely see how others could have a great time, I see the potential and there are plenty of positive reviews out there, just was not meant to be for me on this night.

[OddJob69]

Has anyone confirmed the TS part of her xescorthub ad? Just asking because it could just be a wrong category selection. Maybe I'll reach out and ask the question and report back.

Q.

Also note there is three years between the two postings. Same picture. Claims to have over 10 years experience. You guys do the math. She started therapeutic massage at age 18 or earlier? I avoided due to the suspect questions when I was in area last week and went Joyful Bay route instead. I'll be back in area again soon, will be curious to see what you all figure out if she is real and which category she falls in for gender.

[Quriusmrk]

Has anyone confirmed the TS part of her xescorthub ad? Just asking because it could just be a wrong category selection. Maybe I'll reach out and ask the question and report back.

Q.

Possible katoey.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23371094.html

https://xescorthub.com/info/wichita/...19336071761920

[JohnWarhammer]

I tried a different place that I've never been too before in Manassas, found it on a advertising board for more professional massage providers. For some reason I can't find the ad anymore, but it's been on there a few times, it's a lady in a red oriental dress, I recall Dragon Spa or something of that nature. If I can find the link again or ad I will link it again. The ladies number came up with some positive reviews, but she wasn't the lady that I ended up seeing.

The spa was located in an office park off of Sudley, pretty discreet and tucked away from just about everything, more prying eyes might consider it to be sort of seedy however. That being said the lady I saw was named Vicky, she informed me it was her 'spa name'. She was an incredibly cute late 20's early 30's Japanese girl. She spoke fairly good English and. Let me tell you, the definition of a spinner. She's like 4 ft5 tall and even without make up she was very pretty. The service fee paid was for 45 min for 60 bucks, on the flip she hinted at more without any upsell, but asked up to me what I was willing to give, she did say however that no FS, I offered what I thought was a decent amount for a good experience, a level above NoVA finish is what I was looking for and what I got in return was damn near close to FS, I got a very enthusiastic performance and very good experience, she was not shy about taking care of me.

I will absolutely go to see her again in the very near future, these days quality and price has been waning in this area. I came out of this one feeling refreshed / recharged and not feeling like I got taken for a ride.

[Serpico99]

First time posting here. Had plenty of time today so I decided to drive 30 minutes to try 67X in sterling. Awkward from the start. Was waiting in front of the door while there was a cleaning company cleaning the halls / stairs. I called ahead to see Yuki and she's a young smoke show. Was led to the shower and I had to wash myself? After I finished I went back to the room and requested no massage only play. She starts to undress as I'm giving her the tip. She starts sucking on my balls as I was rock hard and gestured her to start sucking. She said condom only no BBBJ. Was disappointed and asked for my money back. Was really surprised to get everything back LOL.

I've been to ocean spa in the past too but wasn't fond of the service I received. They also try to high ball. Sterling AMPs haven't really given me the best experiences tbh. Think I'll just stay around Fairfax / vienna.

Good on you for sticking to your guns and not budging on what services you wanted and getting your money back, even as she was sucking on your balls LOL.

[DCKing]

First time posting here. Had plenty of time today so I decided to drive 30 minutes to try 67X in sterling. Awkward from the start. Was waiting in front of the door while there was a cleaning company cleaning the halls / stairs. I called ahead to see Yuki and she's a young smoke show. Was led to the shower and I had to wash myself? After I finished I went back to the room and requested no massage only play. She starts to undress as I'm giving her the tip. She starts sucking on my balls as I was rock hard and gestured her to start sucking. She said condom only no BBBJ. Was disappointed and asked for my money back. Was really surprised to get everything back LOL.

I've been to ocean spa in the past too but wasn't fond of the service I received. They also try to high ball. Sterling AMPs haven't really given me the best experiences tbh. Think I'll just stay around Fairfax / vienna.

I think we are experiencing inflation and GPS in sterling lately since they have had a good amount of traffic. I saw Kiki at 67 X recently and ended up tipping 180.

[Bang007]

First time posting here. Had plenty of time today so I decided to drive 30 minutes to try 67X in sterling. Awkward from the start. Was waiting in front of the door while there was a cleaning company cleaning the halls / stairs. I called ahead to see Yuki and she's a young smoke show. Was led to the shower and I had to wash myself? After I finished I went back to the room and requested no massage only play. She starts to undress as I'm giving her the tip. She starts sucking on my balls as I was rock hard and gestured her to start sucking. She said condom only no BBBJ. Was disappointed and asked for my money back. Was really surprised to get everything back LOL.

I've been to ocean spa in the past too but wasn't fond of the service I received. They also try to high ball. Sterling AMPs haven't really given me the best experiences tbh. Think I'll just stay around Fairfax / vienna.

[BubbleBoi402]

I take this forum seriously and to be a good member in standing, to garner the respect of others you must be credible. I feel bad for Deathstroke19, his frustration did sound like he just had stroke, LOL. Again, I feel for you but that's the price you pay and at the end of my commentary I am going to politely scold you.

I have been visiting Aqua Wellness since it first opened two years ago, and I have made several comments on several reviews that this place is first class when it comes to the physical amenities, but the girls are lacking; they are all older Koreans. Now I met Sarah 18 months, (read my review Sept 21 of 2023 #25215) ago and she was different from the rest. She has always worked the weekends and Monday, undoubtedly since she probably is employed at another spa. I stopped visiting because Sara left abruptly many months ago. One month ago, I got a text from Luby / Julie, (she is the manager that has been there since day one. I know her by both names, but she mainly goes by Julie.) The text said: Sara is back, short time. I visited two weeks ago, and I wrote the review just like it happened, I was probably too graphic, I shouldn't have gotten everyone so excited. It reminds me of the time I wrote that first review about Alin at Wed SPA and the next thing that happens the place shuts down, LOL.

So today, just a few minutes ago I stopped in at Aqua. Julie greets me and tries to rope me in, but I told her I couldn't stay, I handed her a tip and asked: "where is Sara. " (The money didn't go to waste as she let me do some "lower level" OTC roaming as she is dragging me in.) Then I ask her where Sara is again, her English being not too good, tries to explain that she returned to New York because of a sick relative but the explanation was sketchy to say the least. I can't control this!

Anyhow, we talked for a good 10 minutes, and I was told that there is a gal coming Thursday that has bit tits, young and gorgeous. (Yes, I know, I know, famous last words.) Her name is Sunny. I made an appointment to see if this is an improvement or let's say a consolation for what has turned into a fiasco. I will then write a review. I really don't want to Toffit as I have my nice young Chinese regulars, but I am going to since I feel responsible. Don't go until I review this gal, so you'll don't waste your money. I don't want to hear it this time!

To conclude: Deathstroke, I wrote a detailed report on my experience and described the girl to a "T".

Next time:

If doesn't look like a duck or walks like a duck or quack like a duck, then walk-out. What happened to you is not unusual, just be vigilant.

Additionally, all you guys that stood up for me I want you to know that it was greatly appreciated. You will get a pay back soon. Unfortunately, I don't have anything goods under wrap now, but soon.

Bubbly Boy! I don't want to hear any Sh*T from you. Keep it Zipped!

Regards.

PJ.

Feels like mms told you to write a review of Sara to drum up the business and you made up a visit without going there. You simply took her word for it. Then a monger actually showed up there but couldn't find the aforementioned Sara anywhere. In a dire move to save your "cred" on this board, you wrote this story as excuse. Yea, it's all my speculation from an armchair.

But it begs the question why a particular senior member cares so much about his reputation on this anonymous board where many other members don't give a heck? Maybe because the member's reputation helps him gain VIP treatment from certain parlors, such as waived house fee or special services for favorable reviews. Yea total speculation.

[PuntaJaco43]

So what's the consenus. Avoid the place because they bait and switch? Is Sara still there? She sounded great. But I am a 45 minute drive from Alexandria. So I'd hate to drive there and get bamboozled.

Well if Aqua Wellness played the switch, then shame on them. I called for the appointment and asked for her name twice (beginning and end) and she said Sara. Then at the end of the session she stated a new girl Sunny is coming next week, and she has a hot body, wayyy better than hers. I will never step foot there again.

And you have a right to be angry. She wanted business and donned the mask of Sara knowing full well that you were looking for her. She seized the opportunity and swindled you. But the direction of your anger and fury was at the monger and not the owner. I think now that the situation has been spelled out for you and you've had a chance to simmer down you understand that. It's a dick move to bait and switch ya and in that sense, I can understand your refusal to revisit the spa, but PJ shouldn't be the target of your frustrations.

it's all water under the bridge. Well be on the lookout for 60 year old shapeshifters impersonating young Asian hotties thanks to you

I take this forum seriously and to be a good member in standing, to garner the respect of others you must be credible. I feel bad for Deathstroke19, his frustration did sound like he just had stroke, LOL. Again, I feel for you but that's the price you pay and at the end of my commentary I am going to politely scold you.

I have been visiting Aqua Wellness since it first opened two years ago, and I have made several comments on several reviews that this place is first class when it comes to the physical amenities, but the girls are lacking; they are all older Koreans. Now I met Sarah 18 months, (read my review Sept 21 of 2023 #25215) ago and she was different from the rest. She has always worked the weekends and Monday, undoubtedly since she probably is employed at another spa. I stopped visiting because Sara left abruptly many months ago. One month ago, I got a text from Luby / Julie, (she is the manager that has been there since day one. I know her by both names, but she mainly goes by Julie.) The text said: Sara is back, short time. I visited two weeks ago, and I wrote the review just like it happened, I was probably too graphic, I shouldn't have gotten everyone so excited. It reminds me of the time I wrote that first review about Alin at Wed SPA and the next thing that happens the place shuts down, LOL.

So today, just a few minutes ago I stopped in at Aqua. Julie greets me and tries to rope me in, but I told her I couldn't stay, I handed her a tip and asked: "where is Sara. " (The money didn't go to waste as she let me do some "lower level" OTC roaming as she is dragging me in.) Then I ask her where Sara is again, her English being not too good, tries to explain that she returned to New York because of a sick relative but the explanation was sketchy to say the least. I can't control this!

Anyhow, we talked for a good 10 minutes, and I was told that there is a gal coming Thursday that has bit tits, young and gorgeous. (Yes, I know, I know, famous last words.) Her name is Sunny. I made an appointment to see if this is an improvement or let's say a consolation for what has turned into a fiasco. I will then write a review. I really don't want to Toffit as I have my nice young Chinese regulars, but I am going to since I feel responsible. Don't go until I review this gal, so you'll don't waste your money. I don't want to hear it this time!

To conclude: Deathstroke, I wrote a detailed report on my experience and described the girl to a "T".

Next time:

If doesn't look like a duck or walks like a duck or quack like a duck, then walk-out. What happened to you is not unusual, just be vigilant.

Additionally, all you guys that stood up for me I want you to know that it was greatly appreciated. You will get a pay back soon. Unfortunately, I don't have anything goods under wrap now, but soon.

Bubbly Boy! I don't want to hear any Sh*T from you. Keep it Zipped!

Regards.

PJ.

[RubMeRight78]

As my name says, I was bored so I decided to drive across Nova over the past few weeks to see what kind of ladies answered the Spa doors (basically how attractive they are).

Keep in mind, as I write this, you should call the Spas to see if the women I'm mentioning are still present (pretty much remembered the names of the more attractive ones and relegated others to just slight descriptions). Also note I didn't sample them -- Didn't feel like it; only wanted to document the eye candy.

Going to go in order from hottest to not so hot and will try to prioritize of the type of women most guys here describe as attractive (slimmer+toned women) vs. My preference which is thick+toned more buxom women (not fat at all).

Vivian at Rose Spa off of Summerfield Rd in Falls Church.

This lady is downright gorgeous. Thin but with a toned body; she CLEARLY works out. Her face was an 8. 5-9/10 but you could see that she had a lot of makeup on. But man was she stunning. I'd put her age at around 30 y / o..

Great write up. Very helpful, especially for us out of towners!

[ThatBooredOne]

LE will not use this forum to conduct a raid on Tina. They must either receive a complaint from someone that illegal activity is occurring, with PROOF and not just hearsay, or Tina must be linked to another open investigation that warrants LE to search her premises. And the Fairfax County States Attorney isn't going to waste time prosecuting Tina solely on giving mongers cheap HJ in the back. You watch too many cop shows or movies.

Bro, reading this forum or any posting enables LE to then send an undercover to the establishment. That's the natural price to be paid.

Additionally, posts here definitely contribute to reasons why a judge would sign off on an investigation. Yes our words in public, on a form, on facebook, etc can contribute.

[Coolbreeze]

I texted / messaged them in the morning to make an appointment with them. They texted me right away. I chose the time. I asked who will be providing me. They texted me back with the address & the measurements of my provider Barbie. That was easy. Arrived in the afternoon. This was my first time at Angel East. Got in. Barbie was ready to service me. Paid her the donation for 30 minutes. We both got naked. She had Big C cups / small D cups breasts. She took me to a shower room & washed me with shower gels & her hands. Went back to the room, I played with her big breasts & ate her pussy for 10 minutes. I was hard. She gave me a nice BBBJ and put the rubber on me. Came on top of me & rode me hard. We switched to missionary & I shot my load. A soft massage afterwards. A very good experience. A good kisser too.

Can someone message me with the damages for this place? I will be in town next week. Thanks.

[Metloaf]

LE will not use this forum to conduct a raid on Tina. They must either receive a complaint from someone that illegal activity is occurring, with PROOF and not just hearsay, or Tina must be linked to another open investigation that warrants LE to search her premises. And the Fairfax County States Attorney isn't going to waste time prosecuting Tina solely on giving mongers cheap HJ in the back. You watch too many cop shows or movies.

Nah I don't pay attention to LE much.

I do too Hot Boys Hot Boys.

Seem like reviews of informants or people working with LE more than Mongers. With all the details that don't involve the actual deed.

All I was saying, stick to the script. Reviews detailing more before and after with less action talk.

Just leave the room number and name the hotel in also.

[DCKing]

Sorry I didn't realize this post was by PJ. I believe he has provided a lot of valuable intel in the past, and the next guy might have been a victim of a bait and switch. I personally don't think that PJ had a motive here, he has always been super helpful.

So what's the consenus. Avoid the place because they bait and switch? Is Sara still there? She sounded great. But I am a 45 minute drive from Alexandria. So I'd hate to drive there and get bamboozled.