Massage Parlor Reports

[ThatBooredOne]

As my name says, I was bored so I decided to drive across Nova over the past few weeks to see what kind of ladies answered the Spa doors (basically how attractive they are).

Keep in mind, as I write this, you should call the Spas to see if the women I'm mentioning are still present (pretty much remembered the names of the more attractive ones and relegated others to just slight descriptions). Also note I didn't sample them -- Didn't feel like it; only wanted to document the eye candy.

Going to go in order from hottest to not so hot and will try to prioritize of the type of women most guys here describe as attractive (slimmer+toned women) vs. My preference which is thick+toned more buxom women (not fat at all).

Vivian at Rose Spa off of Summerfield Rd in Falls Church.

This lady is downright gorgeous. Thin but with a toned body; she CLEARLY works out. Her face was an 8. 5-9/10 but you could see that she had a lot of makeup on. But man was she stunning. I'd put her age at around 30 y / o.

Lisa at Anna Hessentaoil Therapy off of Little River Turnpike in Annandale.

This lady is one of 3/4 Asian Women in the DMV who get a damn 10/10 from me. Perfect body, perfect height, Perfect face. As I said my personal preference is for buxom women who clearly work out and Lisa exactly that. I love this girl and have exchanged cordialities with her twice and leave her a tip just for her stunning looks (she used to work at the 24 HR Lavendar Health Spa off of Pinecrest Office Park Drive in Alexandria). I'd say she's like 28 y / o.

Lulu at the 24 HR Lavendar Health Spa off of Pinecrest Office Park Drive in Alexandria.

A second Asian woman who gets a 10/10 from me. Perfect body, Perfect Height, Perfect Face, such an excellent body and CLEARLY works out. SADLY she is in New York now so you won't find her at Lavendar again. I'd guess she's like 34 y / o.

Unknown woman at King Massage off of Golansky Blvd in Woodbridge (Yeah, out of the way I know) in October of 2024.

Around early October of 2024 I saw a third Asian woman who definitely also gets a perfect 10/10 from me. Buxom but muscular build (not like Bodybuilder built) with an gorgeous face and the perfect height loved it. I'd say she was like 28 y / o.

Sasa at Apple Therapy off of Kilworth Lane in Springfield.

Slim with a gorgeous body that she definitely does a lot to take care of. I'd say she's maybe 37/38 y / o but her body was gorgeous. Wears quite a bit of makeup but I'd say that overall she was an 8/10.

Bibi at G&G Wellness off of Tyco Rd in Vienna.

I loved this lady. She gets a 9/10 from me in the looks department. Excellent body, athletically built (not skinny not big, right in the middle), can put up a fight, seems like femininly strong and she came off like she would have been a really inviting fun time. Her face was like an 8. 5/9 but man did I enjoy talking with her briefly at the door. It was kind of flirtatious but direct. I'd say she was probably 37/38 y / o.

Luna at Wed Spa off of Maple Ave West in Vienna.

This lady also gets a like 8. 5-9/10 from me and was similarly built to Bibi above. Great body and pretty face for sure. Not as flirty Bibi was though but still very very attractive. Didn't really give me the vibe that she worked out but that her body was just naturally wonderful. I'd say she was probably 37/38 y / o as well.

[ThatBooredOne]

Think I posted this in the wrong section before.

Whelp, had to break up the Post.

Moving into the not as attractive women in my view; no offense to them. Reiterating, I didn't partake, just went around looking for what kind of eye candy would answer the door this goround.

Saw the discussion about Aqua Wellness, but I also wanted to say when I went Googling, 2 Spas, both of which I visited came up as being at least "Aqua Massage" so I'm just going to give my input on those in my continued list as well.

Unknown Lady at Aqua Massage / Rich Wellness off of Richmond Hwy in Alexandria.

Don't know her name, but the same decently attractive (6. 5-7/10) woman, probably about 46 y / o always answers the door there and I believe lives in the Spa (I'm aware this is a regular thing at many spas). Keep in mind she's not black friendly, though I've visited her 3 times over the last 3 months for light bits of entertainment at the door to kill precious seconds while waiting on a lot of the young Latinas around that area (this place is a damn buffet of under 26 latin girls I swear).

Mona at Aqua Wellness off of Franconia Rd in Alexandria.

As others have noted about other women, Mona here too was older, but I do have to say she had a great body and came off as flirtatious and freaky (the good type of freaky haha). Probably like 52 y / o but I can't lie her body even oozed freakiness. Body to me was 8-8. 5/10 in my opinion.

THE NO LIST:

Please remember these are only based on the women who answered the door.

Unknown but wayyyy too skinny for me girl at QQ2 off of Franconia Rd in Alexandria.

Description above says it all.

Another unknown but wayyyy too skinny for me girl at 5 Star Massage off of Maple Avenue West in Vienna.

Description above says it all.

Another unknown but wayyyy too skinny for me girl at 678 Spa off of Shepard Drive in Sterling.

Description above says it all.

Mid to Kind of Thicker Woman at Queen Spa off of Franconia Rd in Alexandria.

Didn't find the lady who answered attractie at all unfortunately. Additionally got the nice bit of racism when she answered the door; typical and kind of harsh, "Busy!" LOL.

FALLS FROM GRACE:

Pine Tree Massage and Angel Therapy off of Lee Hwy in Fairfax.

I remember when these 2 Spas consistently had serious smokeshows back in 2016-2018. I visited then occasionally from 2022-now and each time, man the ladies they have now aren't stacking up to the beauties they had during yesteryear.

[Serpico99]

Tina does run a legit business and beside the low budget HJ discussed about her. Some go for other personal hygiene services which are pretty affordable compared to other nail shops in the DMV.

But the forum is for closed door activities not the game plan of the provider. Details of your post about the open sign etc was too much info I believe. I've been in the pedicure seat and if a quick performing person comes in. She has ask can I handle this won't be long. Me knowing what she does and my services only. 3 takes an about a hour. 10 minutes later she has .6 from the walk in.

But now if LE see on here the granny open but front lock. Easy picking for her and the unlucky person in the back.

Let's keep the fun details and the ways to stay safe on the forum only I believe.

LE will not use this forum to conduct a raid on Tina. They must either receive a complaint from someone that illegal activity is occurring, with PROOF and not just hearsay, or Tina must be linked to another open investigation that warrants LE to search her premises. And the Fairfax County States Attorney isn't going to waste time prosecuting Tina solely on giving mongers cheap HJ in the back. You watch too many cop shows or movies.

[ShadowWalker49]

I to would like the info if someone would share.

Here is it. Tara in Annadale, KK off Gallows Rd.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...013702-350133/

[YellowBeard22]

I went to Route one about 2 weeks ago and had a great session with June. She's probably late 40's, takes care of her body, maybe some face surgery. She is on the thinner side but great pair of Bs / maybe Cs. The massage was not great but I was interested in other activities and June didn't disappoint. She enjoyed DATY and I love when they join in with their fingers and rub it. CFS was great and multiple positions and we were in great sync with one another for the O. She stated that she works part time and then introduced me to Linda that was much younger. My brain was in LA la land so I wasn't the best communicator. She's very polite and I noticed she was touchy. I agree that she's on the thicker side but looked great and very sexy. I will be visiting her soon.

I swear I think this place has a rotation or something (or they just cycle through girls fast idk). I stopped by last week and met with a girl I haven't seen before named Linda. She was Korean and seemed pretty short and young. She was actually really cutesy and flirty all around so I was open to trying her out. She was on the thicker end of all the girls I've done (in all dimensions LOL). Her actions and style were alright, but what really stood out was how touchy she was throughout the experience. Table shower was alright, but the massage was really nice, especially with the body-to-body action it was hot af and was difficult keeping my cool. BBBJ was fantastic and her hand action was surprisingly good. I'm glad this place has a new batch of people from time to time, it gives me the opportunity to try new things because it's so close by.

[Sal9969]

I am glad you posted this, because I only use bedpage and don't know of many other sites to check providers I would not have guessed on this one.

Now I have another site to use for research on providers.

Possible katoey.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23371094.html

https://xescorthub.com/info/wichita/...19336071761920

[Thays]

Both Tara and KK provides these well, you won't be disappointed.

I to would like the info if someone would share.

[Kijimuna]

Possible katoey.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23371094.html

https://xescorthub.com/info/wichita/...19336071761920

[Samizza]

Sorry I didn't realize this post was by PJ. I believe he has provided a lot of valuable intel in the past, and the next guy might have been a victim of a bait and switch. I personally don't think that PJ had a motive here, he has always been super helpful.

At admin van we please block the original poster of the address? One if our valuable mongers ended up wasting his money.

[SonChi]

I wanted some soothing massage and relief. That means Sarah at Orange. I have mentioned her many times and what can I say, she can deliver. 40 something, athletic body, pretty face, hairless, tanned, Korean beauty. Playful Table shower, expert massage, and a variety of finishes. I see her monthly.

Today, I saw another 40's Korean lady, also tall and pretty as well. Nice to know!

Orange is on Gallows Road, easy parking. Enjoy.

[WanderingNinja]

I asked if anyone had seen a provider I liked that was no longer at Rt 1 and they responded that they may have seen her at the lower level of lake ridge and old bridge, but didn't tell me the name of the spa does anyone know if they meant pine spa? When I look up old bridge and lake ridge I saw massage envy and pine spa show up.

Thanks.

HTM suite B.

[TheOuroboros]

Well, with all due respect, senior or not, if a provider is struggling for business, don't post false depictions to draw Mongers in. She was not young, she was 60+ and flat as an ironing board.

And you have a right to be angry. She wanted business and donned the mask of Sara knowing full well that you were looking for her. She seized the opportunity and swindled you. But the direction of your anger and fury was at the monger and not the owner. I think now that the situation has been spelled out for you and you've had a chance to simmer down you understand that. It's a dick move to bait and switch ya and in that sense, I can understand your refusal to revisit the spa, but PJ shouldn't be the target of your frustrations.

it's all water under the bridge. We’ll be on the lookout for 60 year old shapeshifters impersonating young Asian hotties thanks to you

[BubbleBoi402]

Nobody is saying you NEED to be a senior to generate the respect and admiration of other members here. I created an alternative account as a little social experiment just to prove that very fact. One solid review from a noobie is often enough to merit a thanks and trade valuable intel. We've had plenty of examples here, the most recent one is the contribution of BBQ a few months back.

But if you're going to attack and accuse senior contributors and we get into this middle school drama BS of my word vs his word. I'm backing the guy with over a hundred reviews under his belt. That's all.

Called me a "boi" then still relied on seniority (review count), then claim you don't need to be senior member to gain cred. Ironic to say the least.

[DeathStroke19]

Well if Aqua Wellness played the switch, then shame on them. I called for the appointment and asked for her name twice (beginning and end) and she said Sara. Then at the end of the session she stated a new girl Sunny is coming next week, and she has a hot body, wayyy better than hers. I will never step foot there again.

Guys sorry but Sara is just as described. I saw her two weeks ago on a Monday. She works Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Luby works on the weekdays. I have visited with Sara now for almost a year.

Don't know what happened. Maybe it was a switch or maybe Sara moved on..

[NyHornet]

Any chance this is the Chelsea that formerly worked in Lake Ridge. She and her sister were both Korean Dolls and spinners.

The one time I was at her place in LR, I met her but she had a client, so I went with another very hot one that was likely her sister. Very similar in looks, size and shape. I would be hard pressed to remember a better overall experience at an AMP than I had that day. I always wanted to get back to try Chelsea, but I wasn't timely enough. I don't recall her sisters name at the moment.

I plan to visit K in about two weeks and will see if a resemblance.