Massage Parlor Reports

[Caribe]

They had a busted pipeline, takes about 7-10 days to fix. Don't all rush there when they close to fix plumbing LOL.

Busted drain pipe?

[Mr Plumber]

They had a busted pipeline, takes about 7-10 days to fix. Don't all rush there when they close to fix plumbing LOL.

I'm on it! 😀.

[Ass Coach]

Or you're going to miss her. Tomorrow is her last day.

By far the best AMP provider I've ever had. Partly because she has my ideal / perfect hard little spinner body that is tight and firm. OMG! And then, she is a pleaser. BBBJ, 69, multiple positions, moaning and dirty talk. I'm so sad she's leaving after tomorrow. Wow!

Funny she gives out the Right Spa frequent flyer punch card. Looks like Right moved to TWO new locations. This one and also off of Chapman & Main in Orange. Not sure if that one has a different name like Garden does.

[Faceless1]

Just confirmed from horses mouth "closed".

They had a busted pipeline, takes about 7-10 days to fix. Don't all rush there when they close to fix plumbing LOL.

[Jhadiib]

Just confirmed from horses mouth "closed".

Fwiw. Google says "temporarily closed. " 7 am 1/14.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Following 2 mediocre escapades to No'asis & a terrible massage with Iwa finally received some great service Facey recd Ella and going to have to say you got good taste brother.

Ella is a cute little thing with a miniature bubble fanny. Loved her little ass it's small but full. Medium length hair, nice droopy Bs?, cute ducky lips, and appeared fairly young to my eyes? Twenty something? Table shower or massage was offered +1, I received both and tongue baths included dry and wet, her massage was stellar (better than Iwa at Burkes and this was a FS girl) BJ was decently notched, DT present and Salad Toss was out of this world (best in a while) I would repeat simply for her rimmade. I was pretty much ready to burst after foreplay. I can only really dock her on her DFK it was pretty terrible also she seemed to want to get the coitus over near the end (posish changing was annoying) . Have to say, "AS great as her service was it was strictly business and didn't feel GFE not even Faked GFE. Stretch marks on her belly lead me to believe she's a single mother making money for her kid.

A fat guy walked in as we were wrapping it up, she seemed rather depressed about it but hey that's the nature of the beast ay. Anyway definitely great session full of ecstasy and would rec as best of the year so far. Maybe Garden next, twill see. Shout Facey, Xiao.

[AntonioKalani]

Looks like this review from very recently

Just confirmed from horses mouth "closed".

[CoWarriors]

Hi all,

Went to UM. And called. Told they are closed. Are they permanently closed?

Looks like this review from very recently:

I was exhausted from work so I wanted to get pampered and made my way to UM. I was hoping for a lineup but they all of a sudden got busy and got stuck with Mandy. A very skinny and small girl with dyed blonded short hair, her body type is not my taste but also not a bad choice, but I usually always pick a bigger or thicc girl over skinny any day.

We started off with standard route. I asked about her menu and to my surprise, she can do the nuru. That is what I really want at that moment so perfect. Then she started her nuru routine with full body slide. Super sensual. Then she asked me to go on all fours and then gave me a rimming, although not particularly deep or aggressive while stroking jr. I then flip and she cleans me and gives me a BBBJ. I usually finished the first nut in CIM in NURU but this time it did not happen as I was exhasuted from work.

She lubes my ass again and gives me another light rimming. After that she asks me to flip and I get up and play with her chest and her small nipples. Then I lie down and she goes for a BBBJ to get me hard and puts on the cover for CFS cowgirl. Then we went to mish and I popped a big load in the bag. Time running out she gets a hot towel clean up and we finish the session.

She gets the job done and checks the boxes.

[Opi7001]

Hi all,

Went to UM. And called. Told they are closed. Are they permanently closed?

Hope not. It shows as closed on Google maps but it's been open.

[BobaRatm]

Hi all,

Went to UM. And called. Told they are closed. Are they permanently closed?

[DulXiong]

I was exhausted from work so I wanted to get pampered and made my way to UM. I was hoping for a lineup but they all of a sudden got busy and got stuck with Mandy. A very skinny and small girl with dyed blonded short hair, her body type is not my taste but also not a bad choice, but I usually always pick a bigger or thicc girl over skinny any day.

We started off with standard route. I asked about her menu and to my surprise, she can do the nuru. That is what I really want at that moment so perfect. Then she started her nuru routine with full body slide. Super sensual. Then she asked me to go on all fours and then gave me a rimming, although not particularly deep or aggressive while stroking jr. I then flip and she cleans me and gives me a BBBJ. I usually finished the first nut in CIM in NURU but this time it did not happen as I was exhasuted from work.

She lubes my ass again and gives me another light rimming. After that she asks me to flip and I get up and play with her chest and her small nipples. Then I lie down and she goes for a BBBJ to get me hard and puts on the cover for CFS cowgirl. Then we went to mish and I popped a big load in the bag. Time running out she gets a hot towel clean up and we finish the session.

She gets the job done and checks the boxes.

What's the damage of NURU?

[OrangeCreampie]

I woke up in the morning with all kinds of discomfort and popped a muscle relaxant to get me through the day. After finishing up my first errand earlier then expected, I decided to see Abby again.

Contacted MMS and made an appointment with Abby then I was on my way. Arrived and mms told me Abby would be available in 10 minutes and let me waited in a room.

I disrobed and plopped myself onto the table and began to melt into the cushions. The muscle relaxant was beginning to take over and my concern about whether I could perform was interrupted by my lady of the hour. Now Abby is not classically attractive but her body is more than ample with a nice round butt and tits I can get behind. And mostly important, her service is the reason I came again.

About 20 min of finger teasing, b2 b, p2 p, and BBJ combo. I was on all 4's as she violated me with her tongue. Recently I'm a one pop guy and occasionally can squeeze out two but I could feel my libido slinking away.

Flipped over and Abby set up her supplies and brought me back to life with more BBJ. On with the cover. She straddled me and entered in CG slowly with deliberate movements gradually increasing in speed until we were both pretty wet. We changed positions and I started to lose it so went back to another round of BBJ and another cover. After 10 more minutes, I needed manual assistance which Abby gladly obliged with oil and steady strokes until I started to get close. Head went down and she took all of what felt like molten lave leaving my body. Time was up, so she cleaned me up quickly. I dressed and left wondering my next trip to Garden Spa.

[Chicago Stud]

Thought garden spa address was already known. But it is on Bristol and memory lane.

Thanks for the clarification! I was looking at RM Orange County and there was a one that had Garden in the name. Looking forward to the experience!

[SirMister]

So the hype about Garden Spa and not going for over a few months I didn't even realize I haven't logged into this.

Wasn't hard to find after cross referencing and checking a few of the posts about it.

I trekked over I like this better than Right because you aren't parking in a dead parking lot with no other business open during certain days like today (Sunday).

I was hoping Juju would open up but was met in the front by a nice tall non Asian gal.

Since I'm Asian I tend to like Asian gals so I asked if there were any available she went to the back. And when I came back in from the bathroom 2 came in and I said oh 1 girl. And Abby said which one? So I said okay you.

Much like Right spa when Abby went out after I gave her cash this other girl came in said oh you want 2. I said NO $$ for 2. And Abby came in and smiled and the other girl intro'd herself as Mila. She was so aggressive and kept saying to try. I was like too much to handle. No $$$ and she said Free LOL. In my head I kept thinking no way. She's going to want $$$ after so as Abby undressed and I was dining on her. Mila went to town on me and wouldn't stop LOL.

And at one point Abby says watch or look and both were licking my DCK at the same time. LOL it went on for a good give minutes and finally Abby said something to Mila and she started to leave and saw my $10 change and said Oh Money. Can I have I said OK LOL. I mean for $10 that extra was way worth it!

After everything was done Mila came back as I was getting ready to leave and kept putting her leg between my crotch and rubbing and saying don't forget to come back for her.

Anyhow, Abby said her last day is 15th (Going back to LA) about 90 minutes away I couldn't understand what city she was saying.

Have fun everyone! Oh they gave me the frequent visitor card which say "RIGHT SPA" . I told them I been there Juju they said yes! But neither of them have worked there.

[JohnxHide]

Thanks a lot for the deets!

Oh man. I love Neptune's Lagoon. But Neptune's is a place where you rent a jacuzzi for 2 hours min. There only working girls are around the corner on Beach. Price changes every time I go it seems. Looking at around $120 for 2 hours. For the jacuzzi not the streetwalker.

1st off a warning. AJ, I think that's his name, loves to talk. Like loves it. Loves it more than right wing conspiracy theories. Loves it more than explaining how to clean a jacuzzi. Loves it more than smoking.

He has rules about the spa. I'm not even going to list them, because he will give them to you several times. If you're just walking in without calling first bring soap. This is 100% no joke. Bring your soap you shower with.

No reservations unless in person. If you call to see what the availability is prepare for a 20 minute call and you still won't really be sure if there's a spa available by the time you arrive. I think he may use the used car salesman tactic. "we have a lot of people looking at this car better give me money now".

They have 3 rooms. 2 large spas 4 people comfortably. And one smaller one. 2 people comfortably. I've had 3 people in all of them. Never had an issue. These are nice big rooms. Also 2 of the rooms have saunas. Ask AJ to turn the heat up on the jacuzzi if you. Remember you're here for 2 hours so you don't need it cranked to over 9000. You will also ask AJ to turn the sauna on. He'll give you this info too. Room too hot fan ac blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhh.

You can drink smoke 420 in the room. Glass bottles will be put in a plastic bottle. No oils or lubes. He will not stress this enough.

Every room has a Bluetooth radio which AJ will teach you how to use. Every time.

AJ will also go over where you can leave vapes or ciggerette ashtrays and no lube in the tube etc.

He will shower you how to shower (glad you brought soap) where the towels are. Hey extra towel in sauna. No soap in jacuzzi. Leave it on chair.

When the door finally closes and you dim the lights. It's worth it. The 20 minutes to get into the room is worth the comfortable af tub.

I've gone to Neptune's with 2 strippers from TJs Showgirls around the corner. Drinks, blow, and blow 😉. If I could remember that night I'm sure it was awesome. Have fun with a your wife, gf, stripper, street walker, escort, etc. No lube. Condom? No lubed condoms. It will fuck up his beautiful clear water. You'll hear about it. Before you do it and after.

I have not found a way to skip cutscenes with AJ. It's the same thing everytime. No answer changes that. Even telling him his rules before he doesn't doesn't change it. Just smile. Nod. Okay. Cool. Sounds good. Oh okay. OK. Uh huh. Yup Restroom around the corner. Yup. Yup light switch outside the door. OK. OK. Yup knock. Can you knock a bit louder for our warning? Hard to hear. Yup lights. Yup same radio. OK. OK. Thanks. Yeah no ash trays thanks. OK. Thanks. Thanks.

Shut door. Lock it. Fuck the light switch it outside. Open dim close. Get naked! Or swimsuit you little *****.

Good luck. It's worth it.