Massage Parlor Reports

[OnlyMe1234]

Fair enough on the location, I thought maybe I had the location wrong after posting but of course we can't edit posts. I couldn't remember if Maple was $70 or $80.

But for real, can we just post prices like normal people? We're not hiding anything using 'code' that isn't code at all when it's still obvious that. 7 means $70 and. 8 means $80, it's just messy to read.

At the end of the day, getting a massage and leaving a tip isn't illegal, it's normal. You're going into a legitimate business licensed by the city's chamber of commerce to operate (they have a certificate / license from the city hanging up in there somewhere) and paying for a massage just like some of the normal women who go to these places and leave 5 star reviews on google with their real name. If it's $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great, just say it was $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great. Enough with the terribly bad code language.

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

Thank you. I have never understood the reasoning behind doing that. Another example is when people put $$ or $$$ instead of just saying 200 or 300 or they will make it even worse by saying $$50 instead of 250. Just make it simple. One thing I haven't seen too much on the MN board, although I have seen, but is quite common on boards in other cities / states is that instead of saying they went to a place or saw a certain provider they start out by saying they had a dream about this or that. You didn't have a dream, you actually went there. There used to be an edit button, not sure if they got rid of it or if it only lasts for so long after you make the post.

[RealTorOpen]

Fair enough on the location, I thought maybe I had the location wrong after posting but of course we can't edit posts. I couldn't remember if Maple was $70 or $80.

But for real, can we just post prices like normal people? We're not hiding anything using 'code' that isn't code at all when it's still obvious that. 7 means $70 and. 8 means $80, it's just messy to read.

At the end of the day, getting a massage and leaving a tip isn't illegal, it's normal. You're going into a legitimate business licensed by the city's chamber of commerce to operate (they have a certificate / license from the city hanging up in there somewhere) and paying for a massage just like some of the normal women who go to these places and leave 5 star reviews on google with their real name. If it's $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great, just say it was $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great. Enough with the terribly bad code language.

[Anything Cool]

House fees 80 anyway so I don't know when he went.

I think the review is for Elm Massage on Central Ave in Columbia Heights. Last time I went the house fee was $70.

[HazyDavy]

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

House fees 80 anyway so I don't know when he went.

[BurtForPres]

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

LOL I figured he meant Elm Massage. I do agree though, I don't feel like there is a huge need to codify anything with our posts.

Only other comment I have is always get the change upfront. I've had too many times where miscommunication leads to that extra 10 just getting lost in translation. Either get it up front or bring tens LOL.

[NorthrnMustang]

My interpretation was elm in CH, not Maple. Plus the house fee at ML for an hr is $80.

[PornSeeder]

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

I'm dying laughing because it is so true. At this point, someone should just make an extension to replace "mario coins" and " with the real price.

[RealTorOpen]

Went to the tree a couple weeks back. Brought 1. 2 marios. . 7 for the house gave her. 8 didn't come back with the 10. She was ok looking. Decent rub. 30 mins in full on stroking from the back. On the flip got down ASAP.

Otc for a solid 5 minutes then she asked how much tip. I told her. 4 and she didn't like it. I had to remind her she still ha 10 from the house. Overall nice experience. Might bring more $ and see what happens. Didn't ask for a name.

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

[Mtfrancis763]

That is interesting! What does Jade look like and how old?

I don't know what Jade looks like. I only know Claire. Claire is Hmong girl who worked at Lui in Circle Pines and then her own shop in SLP. She closed her business and looks like she might've sold / transferred her site to Jade in Minnetonka.

[JammyNutron]

Went to the tree a couple weeks back. Brought 1. 2 marios. . 7 for the house gave her. 8 didn't come back with the 10. She was ok looking. Decent rub. 30 mins in full on stroking from the back. On the flip got down ASAP.

Otc for a solid 5 minutes then she asked how much tip. I told her. 4 and she didn't like it. I had to remind her she still ha 10 from the house. Overall nice experience. Might bring more $ and see what happens. Didn't ask for a name.

[Rambo21]

I can confirm Jade is not Claire.

That is interesting! What does Jade look like and how old?

[Mtfrancis763]

Yesterday I saw the same CL ad and came to the same conclusion you did about the ownership of Jade. I wonder if Jade is the lady with cute face that used to her picture in the CL ad for Claire in St Louis Park?

I can confirm Jade is not Claire.

[BurtForPres]

Saw here last month. Works M-W.

Oh that's why. Damn I need to get up to speed on their schedules LOL. For me, it's either Lydia or Lindsey. Lydia is cute, but such a stonewaller for anything other than L1. Lindsey is the same now tbh.

Thanks for the update. I was starting to worry about the quality there. Vida is the most fun.

[MassErrection]

I saw Vida a few times. That was 2 years ago. She ain't there anymore, at least not that I know of. I kinda wish she was tbh.

Saw here last month. Works M-W.

[Rambo21]

Oh my god it all makes sense now. I'm not sure if it really is her or not, but this CL ad just dropped that I figured was for Jade. But it wasn't, it was that same Claire lady that always posts ads for massage out of St Louis Park. BUT, the last photo of the ad is a screenshot of Jade Massage's ad page they've been using.

So my guess is that Claire still offers massage out of St Louis Park but now owns or helps run Jade Massage. The lady running that ClaireVlashes place being a total tease, it makes sense that Jade Massage is running aggressively tease-why ads. All tease and entice, no play.

Ultimately, it's funny to see how the dots connect here, but really solidifies for me how much of a no-go Jade Massage is. Now that isn't to say you absolutely shouldn't go and that it will never change. But know who could be helping run things and what a notorious tease they have a history of being.

I feel like I'm a crazy dude sittin out here telling you not to go into the Walmart. Maybe this will be the last thing I say about it LOL.

Yesterday I saw the same CL ad and came to the same conclusion you did about the ownership of Jade. I wonder if Jade is the lady with cute face that used to her picture in the CL ad for Claire in St Louis Park?