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[VinCalsrq]

Wanted to see jasmine before she left either today or tom is her last day she said she's going to orlando was greeted by a new girl gina said jasmine was busy could join us later not too long jasmine came in and had fun time with both ladies, will miss jasmine she is wonderful have not seen another lady with the enthusiasm she has, the new girl gina is pretty she's Chinese trying to guess age is impossible maybe late 20's likely 30's she is thin small b cup breast but a good body, I feel rather lucky to go when jasmine first arrived to be her first massage and then tonight gina just arrived being her first massage curious what others will think of gina hard to fill jasmine shoes.

[RodStewart]

While why'all have been queueing up at the apiary establishment, I had a couple liaisons with YoYo (29,5'2', 105) at the Pink Rose in PC. (These were both in October.).

Visit #1: EPIC EVENT: Paid standard fee upfront for an hour (normal rates + tip for FS so we don't have to break the vibe with negotiations, usually around $$ total). She's always very friendly and her English is getting better. I opt for a soft touch massage because apparently I'm a pussy and I'm tired of these chicks ripping me apart (If I want a real massage, I'll call your sister.) A few moments of relaxation and small talk, then "turn over, baby". Now, I'm so comfortable with YoYo that I'm usually fully flaccid on the flip, but it doesn't take her long to get me excited. But Tonight, my friends, I was a GOD. In full salute like an Easter Island statue, she acknowledged she was impressed by my 15 cm display of engorged manhood (sounds bigger in metrics, eh governor? Off comes the teddy and those beautiful natural C's beckon me. She has a bit of a routine, but it works for me. Mammary massage of my manhood, body slides (no oil, her skin is amazing), cover application by mouth, good oral for at least 5 minutes while my hands explore, then she saddles up cowgirl, allowing me to enjoy those lovebags like I'm kneading sourdough. Usually this does it for me after a few minutes, especially when she shifts into squatting cowgirl so I can watch everything. But I could tell this was one of those nights I was in a zone. I had the MOJO. Cap'and Happy was like "It's been a while, Dawg, let's see what she can do!" So it was GO TIME. So after a few minutes, I tapped her on her perfect (Asian) ass, she hopped right off and assumed doggy, I grabbed those little hips and she said some things in Mandarin and got louder, and Oh Look, there's a mirror in front of us! We're watching each other and burning calories and sweating out rice balls and fish sauce. She's fondling the boys from underneath while I'm reaching around her back for two heavy handfuls of Hanoi heaven. Ten minutes later, another tap of the hip and she flips right over on her back, "FOOK ME" "YES MA'AM" and it's sweaty exhaustive mish, the kind you had your freshman year of college, and my thumb is working the button and she declares that she is coming and I encourage her, and she GRINDS into me and shudders (if it was fake, I don't care, it was Streep-level acting). And so about five minutes after that I feel like my spank bank is full for now, and I release so hard, her sister in Nanjing got pregnant. We catch our breath for a few, then she jumps into the cleanup routine, and I collapse back onto the table / bed / fuckslab. Hot towel to clean up, and she's kinda lovey-dovey and saying stuff like "Wow! You really did well! I came! Sank you!" And I'm like "Got any Twinkies or Gatorade er something" and she instead sat at the head of the table and gave me a head massage for about 12 minutes while we made small talk. Then it was time, we went over by 5-10 minutes, cold mini-water, helped me get dressed (tied my shoes, straightened the collar, etc.) and out I went. Felt like a million bucks, impressed myself with this rush of stamina (wish it was more predictable) and found me some goddamn Twinkies. (10/10).

Visit#2: A few weeks after visit #1, I call rather late (9-ish) on a Friday night, it's Yo-Yo again, I ask if she has an hour, she says can you come tomorrow morning, I said no I'm traveling in the morning, Oh well, see you when I get back in a month. She calls back a minute later, asks me to come at 1030 tonight. Sweeeeet. I play Pokemon Go for an hour and get there about 1040 p, door is still unlocked. Bing Bongggg. (she calls out "helloooo" from far behind the door, I respond "hellooooo" and then I hear another male voice behind the door. I've said it here before, I'm sure most of you mongers are like me (strikingly handsome men with perfectly sculpted cocks) but I have ZERO desire to cross paths with you. I don't even want to make eye contact. So I'm like fuhhhhck. So after what seems a full minute, I'm about to call out "You're busy, catcha next time" and she opens the door. Sweet greeting, gentle hug, all the niceties, I don't hear or see anyone else, so OK, I go in, and she leads me to the first door on the left and deposits me, and says she'll be right back. There's a security monitor that shows four views from cameras in the hallway, lobby, and outside. So I watch her go down the hallway and she disappears into a side door. Seconds later, I see on the monitor some white dude with a baseball cap and a beer bottle comes walking down the hallway. I quickly re-button my pants, grab my shirt, and brace myself in case he opens the door to my room, because if he does, there's going to be no conversation, I'm going to Roll Tide right through him and out the front door. But he walks past my door and into the lobby, and out the front door. Yoyo comes in shortly, I'm thinking OK, just a monger who thought he was the last visit of the night, but I guess that's me. I get more comfy, hand over my fee, and begin to disrobe. She leaves to do her own prep, and as I'm getting comfortable on the table, here comes Jethro and his Bud Light down the hallway again. Goddammit. I hear them speak in quiet tones, then she comes back into the room, but I never saw him leave. I'm not a shy man, but I decided not to ask and just let things proceed. We go through the routine we've done many times before, but now I'm not making small talk because I'm listening for anything unusual. She leaves once during the soft-touch, goes into the back, speaks with him again, then goes up front and turns off the OPEN sign and locks the door, then returns to the room. We finish the tickle-massage, go thru the same routine outlined in visit #1, only this time I'm done in 90 seconds. YoYo is surprised, "How come not like last time?" "I guess I'm just not feeling it. " Quick cleanup, she asks how long I'll be out of town, I said "quite a while" and leave wondering if I'll ever be going back there again. (3/10).

She's a great provider, one of the best I've had in 30+ years in the hobby, but I can't abide some dude just walking around while I'm guh-banging his gurl. So Jethro, if you're on this forum and reading this, sorry brother, no offense to you at all, I'm just saying a lot of mongers can't have the BF hanging around. It'll hurt her earnings; it certainly won't help her earnings.

P.S. Jethro, visit #1? Absolutely happened just as I described. .

[Cat1226]

If you're looking for a good massage with a standard happy ending this is your place. I truly enjoy her massages and I guess that's why I keep coming back. I really like hard massages and she does a great foot on back massage that will knock you out. It was was so good I contemplated asking to fuck the ol girl and that's unlike me as I do not find the older mamis attractive or something to get up for but damn that massage is that good that I wanted to inquire what else is on the menu LOL she's an old gal but she's peaked my interest. Standard HJ is good too I've asked for 2 pops during an hour with a tip and she's obliged.

She drives me crazy too.

I literally want that but she won't.

[Groove1]

Trying to make a trip today to PC location to see what fuss all about.

Can anybody confirm "expected" tip after house or is it already in the cost of my wellness treatment LOL.

Also anybody see Isabella yet, did a search on all 3 forums on the coast and came up empty!

[Elastic]

Did you go to the orange building (ocean massage) or the one closer to US41 (Enjoy MAssage)?

It was Enjoy.

[Midnightpass]

I visited this afternoon. Wewe was young, Chinese, and very pretty, but she wouldn't wee-wee on me and that's my favorite. Wouldn't do the table shower nude either. She did a fair massage, CBJ on the flip, Mish, with a nice finish by hand. $80.00 to the house, $200.00 tip. She's leaving in 6 days, so hurry. She introduced her friend, another Chinese lovely. It was nice, but I still prefer Eastern on 41.

[TranTran]

If you're looking for a good massage with a standard happy ending this is your place. I truly enjoy her massages and I guess that's why I keep coming back. I really like hard massages and she does a great foot on back massage that will knock you out. It was was so good I contemplated asking to fuck the ol girl and that's unlike me as I do not find the older mamis attractive or something to get up for but damn that massage is that good that I wanted to inquire what else is on the menu LOL she's an old gal but she's peaked my interest. Standard HJ is good too I've asked for 2 pops during an hour with a tip and she's obliged.

My friend has been here a few times. Different older ladies. Massages were always very light. Rushed HJ. Quit going.

[ArkhamCitizen]

If you're looking for a good massage with a standard happy ending this is your place. I truly enjoy her massages and I guess that's why I keep coming back. I really like hard massages and she does a great foot on back massage that will knock you out. It was was so good I contemplated asking to fuck the ol girl and that's unlike me as I do not find the older mamis attractive or something to get up for but damn that massage is that good that I wanted to inquire what else is on the menu LOL she's an old gal but she's peaked my interest. Standard HJ is good too I've asked for 2 pops during an hour with a tip and she's obliged.

[QuartzB]

In from out of town and stopped in to a place on Gulf Gate in a strip mall based on a STG ad. No one was there, just one girl. Good looking but she seemed annoyed. Tried chatting with her a bit during massage and she said not to talk to her. Tried rubbing her leg and she said not to touch her. On flip she asked if I wanted a massage "there". I said yes and she started. Wouldn't allow mutual touch.

$50 house for 30 min, $40 tip. Looks 7/10, attitude 0/10. I should've just left at the end of the massage. If I come back to town again I'll skip this place.

Did you go to the orange building (ocean massage) or the one closer to US41 (Enjoy MAssage)?

[Elastic]

In from out of town and stopped in to a place on Gulf Gate in a strip mall based on a STG ad. No one was there, just one girl. Good looking but she seemed annoyed. Tried chatting with her a bit during massage and she said not to talk to her. Tried rubbing her leg and she said not to touch her. On flip she asked if I wanted a massage "there". I said yes and she started. Wouldn't allow mutual touch.

$50 house for 30 min, $40 tip. Looks 7/10, attitude 0/10. I should've just left at the end of the massage. If I come back to town again I'll skip this place.

[RickJohn]

Has anyone seen this girl? Any reports?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/port-...n/533013087363

[Midnightpass]

I enjoyed reading your review. Thanks for contributing. Stay safe.

The great thing about Eastern is the consistency. You know how you have your favorite restaurant and every time you go there it's good? Same thing here. The girls are always attractive and very enthusiastic. I'll take enthusiasm over looks anytime. They treat you like a king here and always have. You leave and wonder why your wife or girlfriend doesn't treat you the same. I'm afraid if I try anywhere else, I'll be disappointed as they've set the bar so high.

[Call234]

I was looking for a hassle-free day, so I skipped the games and instead, based on the positive reports here, I decided to investigate Eastern. When I arrived, I asked to taste their Jasmine tea but someone was already drinking at that trough, so I accepted the offer of Chinese Candy. Candy came in an average looking, fun size package complete with a pair of nice soft C's, and also very eager to please. We started with hydrotherapy which included a nice tongue twister washing of the rim, followed by a good attempt at deep cleaning the now hard rock candy cane. But alas, Candy could not take it all the way home. Then back to the massage room we went where Jasmine tea appeared with an offer to add her flavor to the mix for an additional $ - but sadly I lacked the funding for such a smorgasbord. Candy then hopped up on the table to demonstrate 69 candy licking techniques (meh). We then covered the candy cane to take her on a fun tour on the table demonstrating cowgirl, mish, and doggie. Finally, at my preference, we uncovered the candy cane for one final tonsil tour, at the conclusion of which, candy now had a load of yummy cream filling. After complimenting the taste of my gift, she cleaned us both up with a warm cloth and then made sure I was fully relaxed with a decent back rub. I almost fell asleep before the time expired. As for my recommendations, the Chinese Candy is dandy. However, it was noted that there are restrictive sensitivities to some of the sweetest candy bits, so one is not able to fully indulge in all of candyland.

Is Eastern worth the splurge? Probably yes, based on the overall service and attitude. Asian delicacies always leave you wanting more.

I enjoyed reading your review. Thanks for contributing. Stay safe.

[Gooch]

They moved. They are now down by 41 & Westchester, just past Knights Inn. I got a text message from them letting me know.

I happened to be in that particular strip mall for another reason. The place was trashed. I am guessing that they did not comply with the new Florida law but who knows? What is totally stupid is that one place is forced to close and and another one opens up somewhere else nearby.