Massage Parlor Reports

[SweetnNaughty1]

Is this Relax spa in Naperville or Lombard? I'm in town visiting for the weekend. Thanks in advance!

I know, I know. People are tired of hearing about this place. As was I. Had not been there since around 4th of July and was in the area and decided to head in on a whim one quiet evening.

I really needed some DFK, rimming, and sexual healing from Ewa. She got the job done. 30 minutes for 50 mssg and extra for one six for tip and extra ten for extra extra tip (b / c what am I going to do with that bill?

On my way out she re-introduced me to the whole gang and introduced to Haiti. She was cute as well. You guys need to break her in and report asap LOL. I prolly won't be back for another few weeks / months but she captured my boner's attention.

Current line-up:.

[Ebah7]

Seeing yall talk about relax nonstop, has anyone been to Ivy recently? Anything worth going to. Also I've heard Relax has a VIP experience, any one have any idea what it could be?

I actually swung by Ivy a month or two ago for he first time in about a year, and it's still business as usual. Same quality it has been as far as I could tell. So it's still a safe bet to get your needs met.

[Mikejpfil]

I haven't been to relax lately, not a bad place. I was at Lanes last week and had Kelly but the new girl looked like a hottie also. Don't know the new girls name. I like the shower and sauna now with the colder weather and the girls always look good at Lanes. I definitely have Lanes in my rotation. Although I prefer a little more tease to start vs getting right to the flip. Every place is different. I am on the lookout for Anna that was at Marigold but gone for the last month.

Lemon is the new girl at Lanes. Tall, nice bod with about shoulder length hair. Definitely on my to-do list.

[Mikejpfil]

I know, I know. People are tired of hearing about this place. As was I. Had not been there since around 4th of July and was in the area and decided to head in on a whim one quiet evening.

I really needed some DFK, rimming, and sexual healing from Ewa. She got the job done. 30 minutes for 50 mssg and extra for one six for tip and extra ten for extra extra tip (b / c what am I going to do with that bill?

On my way out she re-introduced me to the whole gang and introduced to Haiti. She was cute as well. You guys need to break her in and report asap LOL. I prolly won't be back for another few weeks / months but she captured my boner's attention.

Current line-up:

Ewa.

Kiki.

Vivi.

Mocha.

Haiti (new).

That's a pretty solid group with the big-three mainstays (E-K-V). And they're cool if you rotate visits between them. They don't get offended if you request one of the others if you're greeted by another MT.

This time of year, I'm thankful that this area has Lanes, Ivy, and Relax to enjoy our hobby at. I haven't been to Pure enough to add to my rotation but it was okay. Marigold is on my do not visit list. Too close to one of my fav sushi spots LOL.

[JohnSmi108]

I'm wondering if who you refer to as WeeWee is actually the little hotty who introduced herself to me as Vivi. When I asked her to repeat her name she did and then spelled it out: "V-I-V-I. " Not sure, but your description sounds on the money. I'll be coming for her again soon.

If your Vivi has a tattoo on the upper left chest, then its the same girl! When Ewa mentioned WeeWee, which didn't sound like Vivi to me, that name rang a bell because WeeWee was mentioned here before as well as a Vivi. Oh well, I'll defer to Vivi instead of WeeWee to avoid any confusion.

[MongForLong]

All this talk and hype about Relax has me wanting to visit but is it because of the service of the girls or they're super hot or a little bit of both? Also wondering if Lanes was worth the visit or any other spot or just to skip them and try out Relax..

I haven't been to relax lately, not a bad place. I was at Lanes last week and had Kelly but the new girl looked like a hottie also. Don't know the new girls name. I like the shower and sauna now with the colder weather and the girls always look good at Lanes. I definitely have Lanes in my rotation. Although I prefer a little more tease to start vs getting right to the flip. Every place is different. I am on the lookout for Anna that was at Marigold but gone for the last month.

[Wenger]

All this talk and hype about Relax has me wanting to visit but is it because of the service of the girls or they're super hot or a little bit of both? Also wondering if Lanes was worth the visit or any other spot or just to skip them and try out Relax.

Jeff.

Take your pick. I've had the best of the best at Relax, and then the next visit, mediocre. I've hit gold at Pure, and the next visit, crap. Lanes was pretty awesome the past 2 visits. I've come to find that it's somewhat luck of the draw.

Exactly, my first visit with Sophia at Relax was amazing. Second very mechanical to the point I haven't been back since. Need to visit again with someone else but just haven't been in the area. As with everywhere YMMV.

[ChicagoScott]

Take your pick. I've had the best of the best at Relax, and then the next visit, mediocre. I've hit gold at Pure, and the next visit, crap. Lanes was pretty awesome the past 2 visits. I've come to find that it's somewhat luck of the draw.

All this talk and hype about Relax has me wanting to visit but is it because of the service of the girls or they're super hot or a little bit of both? Also wondering if Lanes was worth the visit or any other spot or just to skip them and try out Relax.

Jeff.

[Amplitude]

I had me 2nd visit Relax. I used the backdoor this time and was greeted my Hati, who led me to her room. But I asked for Ewa, who seemed free at the moment because I saw Ewa sitting around in her open room by the back. Hati retrieved Ewa and Ewa was it (for the time being.). I got undressed and had to wait a few minutes as someone was already getting a table shower. When it was free, Ewa showered me off, which was playful but uneventful. As I was being dried off, I saw another lady, who Ewa introduced me to Kiki and asked if I wanted Kiki, but declined.

Back to the room, I must say that Ewa's massage was so much better then Hati's. Ewa's really took her time. Starting with a covered back massage, she gave me a deep muscle massage including using her forearms. I had to decline the walk on the back massage. She uncovered me and gave me a softer massage with oil.

Now this is when I experienced the same as a previous poster, I heard Ewa talking with another girl outside the door. It seemed like Ewa had another appointment and couldn't commit the hour with me. Ewa introduced me to WeeWee who greeted me by exposing her C cup boobs, which I wasnt going to turn down. Ewa apologized and have me a couple lip kisses goodbye and mentioned next time it it'd be with her.

I wasnt disappointed at all with the switch to WeeWee. She was nice and friendly. Her English wasnt as good as Ewa or Hati. She had long hair which she untied later on. She had some tattoo on her upper left chest. Natural C cup boobs, mostly shaved, and full ass. About the same height as Hati (5 ft or under). She was wearing tight pink mini dress. I was aliitle put-off by the tummy bulge but once her clothes were off, it didn't really bother me. I'm a guy who has tummy and love handles myself LOL..

I'm wondering if who you refer to as WeeWee is actually the little hotty who introduced herself to me as Vivi. When I asked her to repeat her name she did and then spelled it out: "V-I-V-I. " Not sure, but your description sounds on the money. I'll be coming for her again soon.

[ItsMeJeff]

All this talk and hype about Relax has me wanting to visit but is it because of the service of the girls or they're super hot or a little bit of both? Also wondering if Lanes was worth the visit or any other spot or just to skip them and try out Relax.

Jeff.

[Harbinger147]

Seeing yall talk about relax nonstop, has anyone been to Ivy recently? Anything worth going to. Also I've heard Relax has a VIP experience, any one have any idea what it could be?

[JohnSmi108]

I had me 2nd visit Relax. I used the backdoor this time and was greeted my Hati, who led me to her room. But I asked for Ewa, who seemed free at the moment because I saw Ewa sitting around in her open room by the back. Hati retrieved Ewa and Ewa was it (for the time being.). I got undressed and had to wait a few minutes as someone was already getting a table shower. When it was free, Ewa showered me off, which was playful but uneventful. As I was being dried off, I saw another lady, who Ewa introduced me to Kiki and asked if I wanted Kiki, but declined.

Back to the room, I must say that Ewa's massage was so much better then Hati's. Ewa's really took her time. Starting with a covered back massage, she gave me a deep muscle massage including using her forearms. I had to decline the walk on the back massage. She uncovered me and gave me a softer massage with oil.

Now this is when I experienced the same as a previous poster, I heard Ewa talking with another girl outside the door. It seemed like Ewa had another appointment and couldn't commit the hour with me. Ewa introduced me to WeeWee who greeted me by exposing her C cup boobs, which I wasnt going to turn down. Ewa apologized and have me a couple lip kisses goodbye and mentioned next time it it'd be with her.

I wasnt disappointed at all with the switch to WeeWee. She was nice and friendly. Her English wasnt as good as Ewa or Hati. She had long hair which she untied later on. She had some tattoo on her upper left chest. Natural C cup boobs, mostly shaved, and full ass. About the same height as Hati (5 ft or under). She was wearing tight pink mini dress. I was aliitle put-off by the tummy bulge but once her clothes were off, it didn't really bother me. I'm a guy who has tummy and love handles myself LOL.

WeeWee continued with the back massage, which was just as nice as the one I was just receiving from Ewa including a really good calf and feet massage. She finished off the massage with oil then a hot towel and light finger massage. Then she leaned over ask asked what I wanted and I said all and she left for the supplies.

She took off her clothes and laid next to me giving me full access to her luscious, soft boobs and stroked me alttile while until she put the condom on and started giving me a long BJ and then got into 69. She sure had a meaty lips. She rode my tongue into her for a few minutes and then rode me reverse cowgirl. I finished off in cowgirl holding onto those boobs.

I was there over an hour and these ladies really took their time with me and both were great. WeeWee didn't ask for the fee upfont and wasnt mentioned at all during my time with her. I didn't get that level of service from Hati, who I'd still probably see again. I'd say Hati had the firmer body type than Ewa or WeeWee. Having seen Ewa, WeeWee, and KiKi now, Hati 'seemed to be the youngest looking. I have yet to see what Mocha and VIvi looks like. But doesn't seem you can't go wrong with any of these ladies.

On the way out the backdoor, I saw Ewa taking a shower who said bye to me and to come back next time for her. I said ok and bye. WeeWee gave me a hug and kiss bye.

Stay safe, JS.

[Amplitude]

I finally found my way out of the house and on a beeline for Glen Ellyn. My first visit but you just act like you've been there. With Lombard thread homework, of course.

I was ready to drop names like Ewa and Kiki. But holy shit. Beckoning from behind the shoji screen was Vivi. Five foot nothing in a one piece skin tight dress. And clearly commando as she led me to the room. Her butt cheeks playing peekaboo gave the old man uninterrupted wood for the next hour. She pulled her tits out for me to suck on as I was pulling the house fee out of my pocket. For the shower she pulled the dress entirely up to her waist. Wouldn't want to get it wet.

I see she's been reported on here so I won't Penthouse Forum you to death. But I haven't had doggy like that in fucking years. Decades. Perfect fucking ass. You guys know the drill.

[SideTalker]

Decided to TOFFT and revisit moon. The mousy provider with a subpar attitude seems to be gone.

Jojo is new to the country and has a few pounds extra. Service was above average L1, more might be available. Will be back when looking for standard finish.

Also saw another provider when walking out who looked a bit better.

[Si777]

Familiar with STG. But what's TER?

The erotic review.