Massage Parlor Reports

[BassMan1989]

Adult Search and STG have an abundance of listings. A search on TER for Asians within 15 miles of Naperville will give a few reviews.

Note: this is the MP thread. Just saying.

Familiar with STG. But what's TER?

[SideTalker]

I echo that. I'd love to figure out those options.

Same, but not sure what thread or subforum would be appropriate. Saw one thai named samantha in des plaines who was not worth it. She may have several ads up, much older than pics and very mechanical. She hosted out of a brand new building in downtown des plaines.

[JoeDirt12]

Adult Search and STG have an abundance of listings. A search on TER for Asians within 15 miles of Naperville will give a few reviews.

Note: this is the MP thread. Just saying.

Thanks for the feedback. Sorry to sidetrack the thread. Carry on with the relax reviews. Ewa is a beast but already did her more than my so.

[Himes]

I have heard talk of western suburb Asian apartments been never been able to find info. Can you please pm me? Thanks.

Adult Search and STG have an abundance of listings. A search on TER for Asians within 15 miles of Naperville will give a few reviews.

Note: this is the MP thread. Just saying.

[BassMan1989]

I have heard talk of western suburb Asian apartments been never been able to find info. Can you please pm me? Thanks.

I echo that. I'd love to figure out those options.

[JoeDirt12]

I have heard talk of western suburb Asian apartments been never been able to find info. Can you please pm me? Thanks.

[Mikejpfil]

Better ass than mocha?? I must try her out!

I've never had Mocha, so right back at 'ya. I must try her out LOL.

[WalterBlack]

No shame in finishing w / a HJ. I'm in my 40's and it's happened more often to me recently. I try to plan my excursions in advance and abstain for about 48-72 hours so I can release inside the lucky lady.

You should try Vivi and Kiki. Kiki let me pop twice in one 30 minute session. Once inside of her (skipped massage) and then later after the refractory period, she oiled up junior and went to work with her hand. Vivi is awesome too. Best ass at Relax hands down (or should I say both hands up on her cheecks.

Welcome back to the Game, Sir!

Better ass than mocha?? I must try her out!

[ArielDude28]

Greetings gentlemen,

I've been out of the game since the Pine Tree / Joanne days before Covid hit and now wanted to add my 2 cents about Relax. But 1st thanks to those who posted about this place!

I went on a Monday afternoon and parked in the back. Being my 1st time there, I wasnt sure which backdoor to walk into. I walked over to the front and was greeted by Hatti / Happy. She was cute and friendly and led to me a room. She asked if it was my 1st time there and I told her it was. While she was nice looking, I asked for Ewa. But was busy. I then asked for Mocha. She said Mocha wasnt working that day and asked about why not her, I laughed and said ok to her. She was surprised how I knew about the other ladies name and I told her a friend suggested them to me.

She asked for how long and I said an hour. I handed her $65. She left the room whilie I undressed. When she came back, she asked me to lay on the bed to get started. But I asked about the table shower, which she agreed to do. I got into the provided slippers and off went in the to shower room. She made sure the water was warm as well as the table shower before I laid on it. She throughly washed my back with some butthole play and then my front with some nice ball play too.

After that we went back to the room, where she dried me off some more as well as turn on the heater for me. She gave a very nice, medium back massage to start from toe to head. Then she used some oil with more back massaging and finished the back massage with light finger touches. No teasing all all during the back massage, which I was expecting but was fine without.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and told her I wanted sex. She asked for the money but not the amount. I gave her $160, which she was surprised I knew about too.

She left the room to get her supplies and then we started the fun. She took off her clothes stated with a CBJ, which she took her time doing. Then she stood over me facing my foot and bent over and she rubbed herself, which I helped with. But she wouldn't allow any FIV. And then we did reverse cowgirl. Being in my late 50's I had to finish with a HJ, LOL.

She cleaned me off and we both got dressed. She gave me small bottle of water. As I was leaving, she introduced me to Ewa. I was alitlle disappointed when I saw Ewa just because compared with Hatti / Happy, who looked to be in her early 30's. Ewa looked to be in her mid / upper 40's. FYI, Hatti or Happy is much shorter than Ewa. Under 5 ft and has an average body, not thin and not fat, wore her hair in a bun, parted in the middle. But Ewa was very friendly and even gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek. Ewa led me to the backdoor, which I know now for next time is the door behind the white wall partition.

Overall, It was a nice session. I do think Hatti / Happy shorted me abut 10 minutes, which I notcied afterwards by the clock on the wall. I do plan on trying out the other ladies mentioned here including Ewa. It would be a mistake to rule her out without a session with her first. Stay safe, JS.

When I was there a while back with Mocha, it was something similar with Ewa sending me off from the back entrance. She hugged and I quickly slipped my fingers from the side of the panty. LOL. She hugged me tighter and spread her legs to let me play more with her bean, Bush and everything. We did it for a min or little more before I left from the back entrance fully satisfied. Miss the place. Now I am really far and can't be away from my house for long

[Mikejpfil]

She left the room to get her supplies and then we started the fun. She took off her clothes stated with a CBJ, which she took her time doing. Then she stood over me facing my foot and bent over and she rubbed herself, which I helped with. But she wouldn't allow any FIV. And then we did reverse cowgirl. Being in my late 50's I had to finish with a HJ, LOL.

No shame in finishing w / a HJ. I'm in my 40's and it's happened more often to me recently. I try to plan my excursions in advance and abstain for about 48-72 hours so I can release inside the lucky lady.

You should try Vivi and Kiki. Kiki let me pop twice in one 30 minute session. Once inside of her (skipped massage) and then later after the refractory period, she oiled up junior and went to work with her hand. Vivi is awesome too. Best ass at Relax hands down (or should I say both hands up on her cheecks.

Welcome back to the Game, Sir!

[JohnSmi108]

Greetings gentlemen,

I've been out of the game since the Pine Tree / Joanne days before Covid hit and now wanted to add my 2 cents about Relax. But 1st thanks to those who posted about this place!

I went on a Monday afternoon and parked in the back. Being my 1st time there, I wasnt sure which backdoor to walk into. I walked over to the front and was greeted by Hatti / Happy. She was cute and friendly and led to me a room. She asked if it was my 1st time there and I told her it was. While she was nice looking, I asked for Ewa. But was busy. I then asked for Mocha. She said Mocha wasnt working that day and asked about why not her, I laughed and said ok to her. She was surprised how I knew about the other ladies name and I told her a friend suggested them to me.

She asked for how long and I said an hour. I handed her $65. She left the room whilie I undressed. When she came back, she asked me to lay on the bed to get started. But I asked about the table shower, which she agreed to do. I got into the provided slippers and off went in the to shower room. She made sure the water was warm as well as the table shower before I laid on it. She throughly washed my back with some butthole play and then my front with some nice ball play too.

After that we went back to the room, where she dried me off some more as well as turn on the heater for me. She gave a very nice, medium back massage to start from toe to head. Then she used some oil with more back massaging and finished the back massage with light finger touches. No teasing all all during the back massage, which I was expecting but was fine without.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and told her I wanted sex. She asked for the money but not the amount. I gave her $160, which she was surprised I knew about too.

She left the room to get her supplies and then we started the fun. She took off her clothes stated with a CBJ, which she took her time doing. Then she stood over me facing my foot and bent over and she rubbed herself, which I helped with. But she wouldn't allow any FIV. And then we did reverse cowgirl. Being in my late 50's I had to finish with a HJ, LOL.

She cleaned me off and we both got dressed. She gave me small bottle of water. As I was leaving, she introduced me to Ewa. I was alitlle disappointed when I saw Ewa just because compared with Hatti / Happy, who looked to be in her early 30's. Ewa looked to be in her mid / upper 40's. FYI, Hatti or Happy is much shorter than Ewa. Under 5 ft and has an average body, not thin and not fat, wore her hair in a bun, parted in the middle. But Ewa was very friendly and even gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek. Ewa led me to the backdoor, which I know now for next time is the door behind the white wall partition.

Overall, It was a nice session. I do think Hatti / Happy shorted me abut 10 minutes, which I notcied afterwards by the clock on the wall. I do plan on trying out the other ladies mentioned here including Ewa. It would be a mistake to rule her out without a session with her first. Stay safe, JS.

[Lacky]

So I had been at relax a few weeks ago and had Ewa, in which I had a good experience with. I came back with the intention of seeing Mocha or at least Vivi however, I was greeted by a short cute young lady, probably in her late 20's or early 30's and she was wearing a short tight dress so she was showing off that tight body of hers. I ended up not asking for anybody since I liked what I saw. Led me to the room and I asked for the TS. Undressed and then she walked around me and smacked my ass so I knew she was playful. Gave me a good wash then went back to the room and she actually ended up giving me a really solid massage. She got on top of the table and was using her forearms and putting pressure through with her body weight. She was a little distracted here and there cause I could hear her thumbs hitting the screen of her phone on one hand while she was massaging with the other but all in all it was a solid massage. She's not much of a talker during the massage which I don't mind but I did get to find out that she was from Beijing. She was running her hands on my ass again giving them a pat so I knew she liked the glutes. I'm pretty skinny and fit and she asked about my age so I'm also young (30 y). On the turn over she was teasing and running her hands all over my body. Then I told her I liked her and she replied "so you want to fuck me?" So I said yes please. Gave her the usual fee of 160 and then she undressed, I saw she had a tight ass and some perky tights, maybe like B cups but still nice to hold in your hands. She started with CBJ and then got to reverse cowgirl so naturally I was enjoying the view. Decided to test the waters and tried to rub her asshole but she jumped off and was trying to tease me and say you trying to fuck my ass. She then wanted me to go into missionary so I did. She was doing a combination of closing and opening her eyes to look at you and she would sometimes do a little lick of her lips here and there too. Finally went into doggy style for a bit and then wanted me to cum already so I started going quicker and harder and came while still pounding her from behind. In the end she cleaned me up and then did a little bit of massaging of the legs and that was it. Got dressed and hugged it out while she went to smack my ass again and then she was saying that she liked my ass. That's when I asked for her name which was Heidi. Been having a good experience these past two times so I'll be coming back to check out Mocha or Viv next time for sure.

[StraightEdge27]

Someone previously mentioned being offered a VIP treatment at Relax, but no details were offered. Does anyone know anything about this? And if not, does anyone know of Relax offers 4 hands? Planning a visit soon and I'm feeling generous.

[Northside]

I usually get Ewa, but this time it was cute little Vivi. What a pretty lady and nice sized tits. And that perfect little ass. No massage, right to a CJB / 69. Wow, wonderful. Then CFS cowgirl, and last doggy. Looking at that perfect ass, doggy didn't last long.

Ewa is a freak. But I really enjoyed Vivi for a change.

[JamesNoper]

This is going back 3-5 years, can't remember exactly, but there was a girl working here that was younger (early 20's) and had on a black dinner gown almost the two times I saw her. Absolutely stunning woman, and was the most passionate and into her work as anyone I've ever met in this hobby.

I know this isn't a lot of information but I'm hoping / praying someone here has some info on her. She was the only one in this hobby I ever went back multiple days in a row for and am still mad at myself for not getting those digits.