Massage Parlor Reports

[Eric1640]

Had a dream this week about Emily from SXL. I called ahead the day before and made an appointment. I opted for the hh for 60. Very good massage all in all. Allowed plenty of roaming. Petite. Medium length hair. Great head game. Took it all. Started out with CG. Finished in mish in the bag. 220 for the hh for a grand total of 280. Would definitely repeat. She was sweet. Great attitude.

Thanks to those of you who have answered questions for the newbies. Wanted to make sure to report back.

Eric.

[Squat]

I can't vouch for anyone but Ella, because she's the only one I've seen. And you are crazy to say she's in her 40's. She's got a body of a 20 year old and I believe that she is 26. If you want to add the Asian 5 or even 10 to what they tell you, then she's still early 30's. She really is on her period now, so she's not bullshitting you.

Trust me Bro, she's in her 40's. I talked to her in the room plus I am Chinese. She appeared to maintain her body well, that's for sure.

[GoForMoney]

I did a little shopping around with the bookers last night and came across a new Latina at Archer. The booker sent me a pic, I will attach, and it is 100% her. She has a beautiful face and nice thicker body. She fit what I was looking for this round, I was in the mood for some doggie and wanted a really good butt to look at. Anyways, English is limited, as most of AMP girls are. I always love it when they talk with accents, its just a turn on for me.

So anyways, did the TS, good scrub, good preview BBBJ. Which I will add is shocking, lately I keep running into Latinas that only do with cover and Sophia did not require that. Back in the room I was able to do some kissing, but no DFK. She went back to the BBBJ and got her into 69, she clean shaved BTW. I had her do a rcg because I wanted to see that butt shake, and it was lovely. Finally got to my doggie and just loved the view and bouncing off that ass! She was saying something in Spanish with some deep breathing and I was loving it! Anyways 70/180 and very well worth it!

What Archer spa was it.

[GMoney05]

If it's the same Luna, then she's at Vida Massage working Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4-8 pm. Last time I had rubmaps premium, she had favorable reviews there.

Months ago I went to Lucky Star on the weekend and saw a Latina; not too confident about what her name was but Anna does sound familiar. She was thick, strong, and a brunette. Massage could be better. She was a little apprehensive about a HJ, but probably because I do look young.

CTM does have Latinas on the weekend and offers L1. Don't go during the week, you won't succeed. The two I saw were Chloe and Mariana. Managed to have Chloe take everything off for me. Chloe is a slim late 20's / early 30's Latina with bangs (IIRC) and a cute face. Gave me her number to see her independently at other locations but never pulled the trigger cause of the prices. Mariana was also a thicker, stronger, MILF-like vibe in her 40's probably. Rumors of BJ from Mariana but I didn't get one.

None of the massages I got from these women were anything to write home about. A struggle I find is a good massage that relieves some pain while relaxing me, an attractive masseuse, a decent menu, and not breaking the bank.

Hope this helps.

Yeah same Luna. She also works Monday's at Vida 10-4 (They close early that day) Vida sucks though. It's A 1 person show like you have to wait or leave If that person's busy. No shower room or anything either. Not much of A fun experience honestly. Really Chloe sounds kind of sexy then. But Is she light skin or dark? She sounds kind of familiar what other spots she works at during the week. I did see some white lady at CTM she answered the door for me didn't stay her voice sounded England or British or something. Saw an older thicker Latina coming In must've been Mariana she looked 40's. Forgot about Perfect Archer their experiences for me have always been better than over at Orange Spa. Someone spoke to me about some bar Latina (Migrants) hang out at and look for guy's to bang for cash. I saw A thick Columbian also at Sunkiss but that place claims to be legit. If I find more Latina options I'll name.

[GMoney05]

Jenny is definitely late 20's early 30's. Body is a 5.

Mens spa has a camera at reception. I've given up on both spots.

Yeah Jenny Is around 29-early 30's I can tell based off her attitude and she changed A bit since 2019. But the best option over at Princess Latina Is Carolina who's an older MILF. Last time I tried to visit that place some goofy looking Latina with short hair got rude about who was working that day so I just left. I can't go to Chicago Men's Spa for various reasons. 1. The Parking-It's never any good parks due to some bar like 2-3 doors down. 2- The Prices. 30 minutes starts at like $80 and they want $200 just for Level 1. Almost $300 and not even for Level 2? Nah I'm good. All the other Spa's on Western are Asian.

[MongerAlways]

Okay how long ago did you stop by Princess Latina? Sorry to tell you but that Spa just Isn't good. I understand finding Latina Spa's In Chicago will be very hard but let me say this unless you are visiting Carolina I wouldn't try anybody else at Princess Latina. Also she's Columbian not Venezuelan and who was the short fat lady you walked out on? What kind of hair style she had? Jenny's the main chubby lady there and she's not 23. She been there since 2019 she would've had to been under 18 back then. Also Luna's long gone. All the rude nasty attitudes ran her off she's now at some Spa up north on Belmont. (Luna's okay she got braces and her body Is decent during Sex she keeps her panties on). But here's some better Latina options Orange but they rotate a lot and they tend to give you bad attitudes but so does Princess Latina and Chicago's Men Spa also but they are very expensive. Last time A very young Latina with Aztec / Hispanic type tat's wanted $300 for Sex and $200 just for A handy and with the door fee of $80 just for 30 minutes? Kind of A rip-off the Asian Spa's that fee would be 1 hour. Last there's A cute Latina at Lucky Star on Broadway she goes by Anna. Curly hair Latina. She only does Level 1 though. Chicago Therapeutic Massage has Latina's on the weekends but they could be legit. Slight rumors of Level 1 though.

Jenny is definitely late 20's early 30's. Body is a 5.

Mens spa has a camera at reception. I've given up on both spots.

[Ohhi773]

Thanks to sport betting supporting my hobby.

I can't lie Orange has been good to me lately. I don't know if it's intentional but the last few times I've been there they have made sure I saw got a peek of at least one other girl.

So instead of repeating with Cici or Yuki I decided to do the trifecta and see all the Asians in this rotation and picked Mia. I got a look at her a few days ago and she was way cuter in person. The IG videos for the Asian girls always have a red light that ruins the video.

So I walk in, Dulce is seating on the couch she stands up and gives me a half smile, slightly annoyed. I'm guessing she was next up in the rotation. In my mind I'm thinking "Don't worry I have an appointment with a hot young asian. ".

Side note: A few days ago I thought I saw Dulce but it wasn't her it was another Latina that's much hotter.

Anyway Mia takes me to the room give me a big hug and kiss. I had over the fee, I normally do 45 minutes no shower. (I shower at home before coming in).

I'll just give the highlights to help with expectations although of course YMMV.

She mos def seems FOB as she didn't take me through the typical massage / spa protocol. We totally skipped the massage. Maybe she just followed my lead because I didn't lay down I just sat on the edge of the table so I could get a good hug and light make out session.

So I'm seated she's standing in front of me we hug and lfk. She's a tiny spinner and this is my chance to roam with my hands. I get to the ass and thighs. WHOA muscle butt and thighs. I've seen my share of Chinese girls never this solid in the ass thigh area. At that moment I knew the asian squat CG would be epic.

Long story short she dropped to her knees solid to good bbj. Then she asked me to laydown. I was worried that she was rushing things but know she started light body kissing, hit the nips, then focused on just the balls for a legit 5-7 minutes. Amazing. She was ready to put the rubber on. I say no I need more mouth. She say ok, and proceeds to go crazy on me. I asked for 69 but I'm guessing because we didn't shower she said no. That's the only problem with skipping the table shower. Nevertheless I prefer the girl say no if it's not a good time for me to DATY.

Ok back to my standard rotation. Standing mish, and she was a trooper! Great doggy she knows good angles. Usually I do CG then end in mish. After doggy I say "You f me now" she hesitates and says too big, I assure her I'll be gentle. She hops on top and proceeds to ride asian squat style for a solid 5 minutes straight with the same consistent rhythm The entire time. Needless to say we didn't make it to laying mish.

Listen I can't speak to the Latina service but I've seen the 3 Asians. Can't miss this round. Orange isn't perfect or the most clean place but this round is on point.

FWIW after the session I asked her age she said 19, which in Chinese years means she 21 or 22. I'm still thinking about her strong ass legs. Enjoy PM if you have specific question. I'm not senior member yet so takes awhile for my post to be approve. Which is one of the reasons I'm posting more often.

How was dulce? I have one bad review. That she tries to up-charge and only does missionary.

[Ohhi773]

If you do see Yuki please report. I seen her on my way out in that white dress and damn did I regret choosing the Latina. The Latina talent at Orange currently is not strong whatsoever. I seen Dulce on my way out and she looked like she just rolled out of bed, hair was a disaster LOL. Yuki looked pretty sexy. I've been to Thailand and she looks like she could be a native from there. Rounder face with beautiful light white skin.

Facepalm I posted about Yuki. She's a winner. Especially if you like pretty faces and slim model type bodies. I've never done table shower at orange so I don't know about rimming but everything else was on the table. Great 69. She had a real O. And she loves to sucks. I've seen her twice already. Only question for me is do I 3-peat with Yuki or repeat with the sleeper of the bunch, Mia.

Mia has the body of an out of season gymnasts. Never seen a Chinese girl with strong legs like her. And she's no older than 22. IG video does not do her any justice.

I'll post a full report on Mia. Asian line up at orange is on point.

[JonJon5456]

If you do see Yuki please report. I seen her on my way out in that white dress and damn did I regret choosing the Latina. The Latina talent at Orange currently is not strong whatsoever. I seen Dulce on my way out and she looked like she just rolled out of bed, hair was a disaster LOL. Yuki looked pretty sexy. I've been to Thailand and she looks like she could be a native from there. Rounder face with beautiful light white skin.

I plan on going this weekend for her and I will report. I agree the Latina talent has not been so great at Orange, they seem to have that GPS as of late. The one I just reviewed at Archer was good, a little bigger with a big ass, but fit what I was looking for. I'm actually going back to archer tonight for Michelle again. Why guys don't seem too like her much is beyond me, always a good session with her, IMO anyways.

[Soulandis]

Okay how long ago did you stop by Princess Latina? Sorry to tell you but that Spa just Isn't good. I understand finding Latina Spa's In Chicago will be very hard but let me say this unless you are visiting Carolina I wouldn't try anybody else at Princess Latina. Also she's Columbian not Venezuelan and who was the short fat lady you walked out on? What kind of hair style she had? Jenny's the main chubby lady there and she's not 23. She been there since 2019 she would've had to been under 18 back then. Also Luna's long gone. All the rude nasty attitudes ran her off she's now at some Spa up north on Belmont. (Luna's okay she got braces and her body Is decent during Sex she keeps her panties on). But here's some better Latina options Orange but they rotate a lot and they tend to give you bad attitudes but so does Princess Latina and Chicago's Men Spa also but they are very expensive. Last time A very young Latina with Aztec / Hispanic type tat's wanted $300 for Sex and $200 just for A handy and with the door fee of $80 just for 30 minutes? Kind of A rip-off the Asian Spa's that fee would be 1 hour. Last there's A cute Latina at Lucky Star on Broadway she goes by Anna. Curly hair Latina. She only does Level 1 though. Chicago Therapeutic Massage has Latina's on the weekends but they could be legit. Slight rumors of Level 1 though.

If it's the same Luna, then she's at Vida Massage working Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4-8 pm. Last time I had rubmaps premium, she had favorable reviews there.

Months ago I went to Lucky Star on the weekend and saw a Latina; not too confident about what her name was but Anna does sound familiar. She was thick, strong, and a brunette. Massage could be better. She was a little apprehensive about a HJ, but probably because I do look young.

CTM does have Latinas on the weekend and offers L1. Don't go during the week, you won't succeed. The two I saw were Chloe and Mariana. Managed to have Chloe take everything off for me. Chloe is a slim late 20's / early 30's Latina with bangs (IIRC) and a cute face. Gave me her number to see her independently at other locations but never pulled the trigger cause of the prices. Mariana was also a thicker, stronger, MILF-like vibe in her 40's probably. Rumors of BJ from Mariana but I didn't get one.

None of the massages I got from these women were anything to write home about. A struggle I find is a good massage that relieves some pain while relaxing me, an attractive masseuse, a decent menu, and not breaking the bank.

Hope this helps.

[GMoney05]

Hey, if it is a good place for you, go for it. However, on the whole, if you are saying Ozone gets slammed on here, maybe Ozone gets slammed for a reason. I don't know, I was just relaying my experience, which is what he board is for. If you post positive reviews about it, those reflect your experience. I didn't ask for the different girl because the one who I first interacted with was obviously no where near being "on the clock," as it really seemed the whole place was that way. Part of it may have been because I got there at 10 am, which is their opening time. The reason I didn't dump Anna was my crystal ball was broken so I didn't know it was going to turn out to be what it turned out to be. There is a difference between real time events and hindsight critique, so the "why didn't you...." questions are really pointless. I also do not believe I, or anyone, should have to rotate through a series of girls to find one who doesn't act like I am inconveniencing her for an hour. But, as I said, if you have success there, I am glad for you that you have a reliable place for you. I am sure you know a lot more about the Chicago AMP scene than I do, as I do not get into the city for AMPing activities much any more since Covid. Regardless, my best to you.

Yeah Ozone hasn't been the same like 2 years ago post Covid 2020-early 2022 Ozone had some of the hottest Asians you would find In the whole City. I'm talking like 6-7 workers and all smoking hot like Cindy, Sasha, Tammie and the original Ava (Not the same one who currently works there). Ozone deserves to get slammed nowadays. I've seen Anna but never tried her. Last time I stopped by Ozone she was sitting on the couch up front with an unfriendly look on her face and just going through her phone. Lot's of cars outside also had tickets so the Parking Metars Inspectors actually check down that block. The service Is just okay nothing special last lady I had wanted to sit on the bed and I couldn't view her ass or grab It. They have A young pretty girl Mya but she only does handy-jobs. This Spa has went down. Don't feel bad either about It.

[Lover312]

I stopped in today to see what the Ella hype was all about. Unfortunately, she's on her period these days so all she could offer was Massage + L1, which was not going to cut it for me. I don't know why you guys think she's in her 20's. She's definitely in her 40's. Mimi came in the room and offered to provide the VIP service. I should have walked out but decided to give Mimi a try. Effort was there but not the level of VIP service you expect to receive. The highlight was the rimming and BBBJ, and that's about it. I don't think I will ever return.

I can't vouch for anyone but Ella, because she's the only one I've seen. And you are crazy to say she's in her 40's. She's got a body of a 20 year old and I believe that she is 26. If you want to add the Asian 5 or even 10 to what they tell you, then she's still early 30's. She really is on her period now, so she's not bullshitting you.

[GMoney05]

Visited a couple of places this year don't remember all the names but here goes a few good spots.

Princess Latina spa.

Saw three ladies there Carolina, Jenny, and some other lady who was not good looking short and fat I just left.

Carolina was very fun, sexy Venezuelan MILF, Jenny was a thicker Mexican chick 23 I think, was tatted up, very sweet girl.

Tried to request someone but they got mad over the phone.

Was looking for Luna. Read on here she was hot if y'all got some pic of the girls here it would be appreciated.

But! It's very
Can provide more info too if needed.

Okay how long ago did you stop by Princess Latina? Sorry to tell you but that Spa just Isn't good. I understand finding Latina Spa's In Chicago will be very hard but let me say this unless you are visiting Carolina I wouldn't try anybody else at Princess Latina. Also she's Columbian not Venezuelan and who was the short fat lady you walked out on? What kind of hair style she had? Jenny's the main chubby lady there and she's not 23. She been there since 2019 she would've had to been under 18 back then. Also Luna's long gone. All the rude nasty attitudes ran her off she's now at some Spa up north on Belmont. (Luna's okay she got braces and her body Is decent during Sex she keeps her panties on). But here's some better Latina options Orange but they rotate a lot and they tend to give you bad attitudes but so does Princess Latina and Chicago's Men Spa also but they are very expensive. Last time A very young Latina with Aztec / Hispanic type tat's wanted $300 for Sex and $200 just for A handy and with the door fee of $80 just for 30 minutes? Kind of A rip-off the Asian Spa's that fee would be 1 hour. Last there's A cute Latina at Lucky Star on Broadway she goes by Anna. Curly hair Latina. She only does Level 1 though. Chicago Therapeutic Massage has Latina's on the weekends but they could be legit. Slight rumors of Level 1 though.

[Squat]

I stopped in today to see what the Ella hype was all about. Unfortunately, she's on her period these days so all she could offer was Massage + L1, which was not going to cut it for me. I don't know why you guys think she's in her 20's. She's definitely in her 40's. Mimi came in the room and offered to provide the VIP service. I should have walked out but decided to give Mimi a try. Effort was there but not the level of VIP service you expect to receive. The highlight was the rimming and BBBJ, and that's about it. I don't think I will ever return.

[GeilePapa21]

She was next on my to do list, she looks so sexy! But I checked the IG comments and sadly they say she is a dead fish, that sucks! Maybe I'll go for Yuki.

If you do see Yuki please report. I seen her on my way out in that white dress and damn did I regret choosing the Latina. The Latina talent at Orange currently is not strong whatsoever. I seen Dulce on my way out and she looked like she just rolled out of bed, hair was a disaster LOL. Yuki looked pretty sexy. I've been to Thailand and she looks like she could be a native from there. Rounder face with beautiful light white skin.