Massage Parlor Reports

[Soulandis]

Okay how long ago did you stop by Princess Latina? Sorry to tell you but that Spa just Isn't good. I understand finding Latina Spa's In Chicago will be very hard but let me say this unless you are visiting Carolina I wouldn't try anybody else at Princess Latina. Also she's Columbian not Venezuelan and who was the short fat lady you walked out on? What kind of hair style she had? Jenny's the main chubby lady there and she's not 23. She been there since 2019 she would've had to been under 18 back then. Also Luna's long gone. All the rude nasty attitudes ran her off she's now at some Spa up north on Belmont. (Luna's okay she got braces and her body Is decent during Sex she keeps her panties on). But here's some better Latina options Orange but they rotate a lot and they tend to give you bad attitudes but so does Princess Latina and Chicago's Men Spa also but they are very expensive. Last time A very young Latina with Aztec / Hispanic type tat's wanted $300 for Sex and $200 just for A handy and with the door fee of $80 just for 30 minutes? Kind of A rip-off the Asian Spa's that fee would be 1 hour. Last there's A cute Latina at Lucky Star on Broadway she goes by Anna. Curly hair Latina. She only does Level 1 though. Chicago Therapeutic Massage has Latina's on the weekends but they could be legit. Slight rumors of Level 1 though.

If it's the same Luna, then she's at Vida Massage working Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4-8 pm. Last time I had rubmaps premium, she had favorable reviews there.

Months ago I went to Lucky Star on the weekend and saw a Latina; not too confident about what her name was but Anna does sound familiar. She was thick, strong, and a brunette. Massage could be better. She was a little apprehensive about a HJ, but probably because I do look young.

CTM does have Latinas on the weekend and offers L1. Don't go during the week, you won't succeed. The two I saw were Chloe and Mariana. Managed to have Chloe take everything off for me. Chloe is a slim late 20's / early 30's Latina with bangs (IIRC) and a cute face. Gave me her number to see her independently at other locations but never pulled the trigger cause of the prices. Mariana was also a thicker, stronger, MILF-like vibe in her 40's probably. Rumors of BJ from Mariana but I didn't get one.

None of the massages I got from these women were anything to write home about. A struggle I find is a good massage that relieves some pain while relaxing me, an attractive masseuse, a decent menu, and not breaking the bank.

Hope this helps.

[GMoney05]

Hey, if it is a good place for you, go for it. However, on the whole, if you are saying Ozone gets slammed on here, maybe Ozone gets slammed for a reason. I don't know, I was just relaying my experience, which is what he board is for. If you post positive reviews about it, those reflect your experience. I didn't ask for the different girl because the one who I first interacted with was obviously no where near being "on the clock," as it really seemed the whole place was that way. Part of it may have been because I got there at 10 am, which is their opening time. The reason I didn't dump Anna was my crystal ball was broken so I didn't know it was going to turn out to be what it turned out to be. There is a difference between real time events and hindsight critique, so the "why didn't you...." questions are really pointless. I also do not believe I, or anyone, should have to rotate through a series of girls to find one who doesn't act like I am inconveniencing her for an hour. But, as I said, if you have success there, I am glad for you that you have a reliable place for you. I am sure you know a lot more about the Chicago AMP scene than I do, as I do not get into the city for AMPing activities much any more since Covid. Regardless, my best to you.

Yeah Ozone hasn't been the same like 2 years ago post Covid 2020-early 2022 Ozone had some of the hottest Asians you would find In the whole City. I'm talking like 6-7 workers and all smoking hot like Cindy, Sasha, Tammie and the original Ava (Not the same one who currently works there). Ozone deserves to get slammed nowadays. I've seen Anna but never tried her. Last time I stopped by Ozone she was sitting on the couch up front with an unfriendly look on her face and just going through her phone. Lot's of cars outside also had tickets so the Parking Metars Inspectors actually check down that block. The service Is just okay nothing special last lady I had wanted to sit on the bed and I couldn't view her ass or grab It. They have A young pretty girl Mya but she only does handy-jobs. This Spa has went down. Don't feel bad either about It.

[Lover312]

I stopped in today to see what the Ella hype was all about. Unfortunately, she's on her period these days so all she could offer was Massage + L1, which was not going to cut it for me. I don't know why you guys think she's in her 20's. She's definitely in her 40's. Mimi came in the room and offered to provide the VIP service. I should have walked out but decided to give Mimi a try. Effort was there but not the level of VIP service you expect to receive. The highlight was the rimming and BBBJ, and that's about it. I don't think I will ever return.

I can't vouch for anyone but Ella, because she's the only one I've seen. And you are crazy to say she's in her 40's. She's got a body of a 20 year old and I believe that she is 26. If you want to add the Asian 5 or even 10 to what they tell you, then she's still early 30's. She really is on her period now, so she's not bullshitting you.

[GMoney05]

Visited a couple of places this year don't remember all the names but here goes a few good spots.

Princess Latina spa.

Saw three ladies there Carolina, Jenny, and some other lady who was not good looking short and fat I just left.

Carolina was very fun, sexy Venezuelan MILF, Jenny was a thicker Mexican chick 23 I think, was tatted up, very sweet girl.

Tried to request someone but they got mad over the phone.

Was looking for Luna. Read on here she was hot if y'all got some pic of the girls here it would be appreciated.

But! It's very
Can provide more info too if needed.

Okay how long ago did you stop by Princess Latina? Sorry to tell you but that Spa just Isn't good. I understand finding Latina Spa's In Chicago will be very hard but let me say this unless you are visiting Carolina I wouldn't try anybody else at Princess Latina. Also she's Columbian not Venezuelan and who was the short fat lady you walked out on? What kind of hair style she had? Jenny's the main chubby lady there and she's not 23. She been there since 2019 she would've had to been under 18 back then. Also Luna's long gone. All the rude nasty attitudes ran her off she's now at some Spa up north on Belmont. (Luna's okay she got braces and her body Is decent during Sex she keeps her panties on). But here's some better Latina options Orange but they rotate a lot and they tend to give you bad attitudes but so does Princess Latina and Chicago's Men Spa also but they are very expensive. Last time A very young Latina with Aztec / Hispanic type tat's wanted $300 for Sex and $200 just for A handy and with the door fee of $80 just for 30 minutes? Kind of A rip-off the Asian Spa's that fee would be 1 hour. Last there's A cute Latina at Lucky Star on Broadway she goes by Anna. Curly hair Latina. She only does Level 1 though. Chicago Therapeutic Massage has Latina's on the weekends but they could be legit. Slight rumors of Level 1 though.

[Squat]

I stopped in today to see what the Ella hype was all about. Unfortunately, she's on her period these days so all she could offer was Massage + L1, which was not going to cut it for me. I don't know why you guys think she's in her 20's. She's definitely in her 40's. Mimi came in the room and offered to provide the VIP service. I should have walked out but decided to give Mimi a try. Effort was there but not the level of VIP service you expect to receive. The highlight was the rimming and BBBJ, and that's about it. I don't think I will ever return.

[GeilePapa21]

She was next on my to do list, she looks so sexy! But I checked the IG comments and sadly they say she is a dead fish, that sucks! Maybe I'll go for Yuki.

If you do see Yuki please report. I seen her on my way out in that white dress and damn did I regret choosing the Latina. The Latina talent at Orange currently is not strong whatsoever. I seen Dulce on my way out and she looked like she just rolled out of bed, hair was a disaster LOL. Yuki looked pretty sexy. I've been to Thailand and she looks like she could be a native from there. Rounder face with beautiful light white skin.

[AlphaMale328]

Just paid a visit after being given the option of 2 places through text, one south and this place up north. Paid 60 for the half hour and was quoted 180 just for body to body. It's been a while so I went with it. Table shower was b2 b and was given a prostate which made it feel good. Blew on the table and felt like I overpaid. The masseuse wasn't all that great looking, big breast's and probably in her late 40's maybe 50's. Lots of ink for those not a fan of it. Won't be going back, she gave her name and said to come back before she leaves. She'll be there for a month and is from Vietnam.

Yea idk when you went but walked by today and snapped this pic. Looks like they are closed down

[SpaGuy21]

Is this CLM Danielle or where at?

Yeah, this guy's last review was the same exact thing. Purposely vague in a likely attempt to drum up interest.

Funny thing is they reviewed Danielle already, back in August. But yes, this is likely CLM.

Again, reviews without locations are essentially useless.

[FellowMonger]

Danielle had me lay on the bed, and she joined me. Lay on top, lots of mutual touching. She then moved down to give me a BJ cover with more eye contact. This is worth the price of admission. But there was more. She moved to 69; and we stayed in that position for quite some time until she had a huge O, which was a big turn-on.

She then oiled her front up and did a body slide on me; which felt very good.

Finally, the best part of the session she covered me up and started cowgirl and then from behind, where I came quicker than usual (her BJ foreplay got me ready for a quick finish).

We got back in the shower together and she once again cleaned me thoroughly.

Danille is sexy, friendly, thoughtful and seems to enjoy what she does. Can't wait to see her again!

Is this CLM Danielle or where at?

[Jay117]

At most places, girls take turns. If a place has 2 girls and if everyone is there asking for girl A, girl B would just leave. Because there is no point in staying there anymore.

Need to get to the point of getting the girl's number. I've never been bait-and-switched when I make the appointment directly!

[Jay117]

After all the great review, reached out to the handler for ashland perfect. Had a late night appointment scheduled with Ella. I walked in and it was a decent looking asian girl with dark hair just past shoulder lenght. I kept asking for ella and she said that was her. So after multiple times I shrugged and handed over the 300 for VIP. The girl was def cute. She got undressed for the TS but had a Bush (heard Ella is clean shaven), didn't have any fun in the TS, no BBBJ preview. During massage def got the full body cat bath, rimming but no between the leg BBBJ while laying face down. I'm like 99% sure I got bait and switched and likely saw Mimi. Or it was just a matter of seeing her at 10 PM. Wasn't a bad session overall, TS, Rimming, BBBJ. But it didn't live up to the hype.

You just exactly echoed my report, so I'm thinking you got Mimi. (Actually I had no rimming, but that's not something I missed).

[JonJon5456]

How was dulce? I have one bad review. That she tries to up-charge and only does missionary.

She was next on my to do list, she looks so sexy! But I checked the IG comments and sadly they say she is a dead fish, that sucks! Maybe I'll go for Yuki.

[OF Charlie]

So you admit Blue Phoenix does bait and switch, but now it's OK because other places also do it.

Hmm, please go read my posts again. Never at any point did I deny it doesn't happen. It happens and that is why I have posted multiple times on how room assignment works, so that people can avoid it. And my educational posts were long before all of this. Have you stopped and think why I even bother to educate people if it doesn't happen. You made it sound it it's the only place that does it which is far from the truth as evidenced by this poster's experience.

[JonJon5456]

I did a little shopping around with the bookers last night and came across a new Latina at Archer. The booker sent me a pic, I will attach, and it is 100% her. She has a beautiful face and nice thicker body. She fit what I was looking for this round, I was in the mood for some doggie and wanted a really good butt to look at. Anyways, English is limited, as most of AMP girls are. I always love it when they talk with accents, its just a turn on for me.

So anyways, did the TS, good scrub, good preview BBBJ. Which I will add is shocking, lately I keep running into Latinas that only do with cover and Sophia did not require that. Back in the room I was able to do some kissing, but no DFK. She went back to the BBBJ and got her into 69, she clean shaved BTW. I had her do a rcg because I wanted to see that butt shake, and it was lovely. Finally got to my doggie and just loved the view and bouncing off that ass! She was saying something in Spanish with some deep breathing and I was loving it! Anyways 70/180 and very well worth it!

[JonJon5456]

Orange- Kiki.

She's is my ATF, with Monica, and Anne. Service was top notch, as you seen other reviewed she will be missed. New girl Mia took her place she super pretty but Kiki had me in all the right places.

Ashland Perfect- Michelle.

I thought that was a bait and switch but boy I was wrong. She's older a little thick has a nice milfy face. Her BBBJ and rimming is on pair with those of Monica and Anne. She stays in Chicago but circles different spas so I'll be back to see her or even Ella.

Hot star Luna.

She was when I struck out, no table shower and little BBBJ, she's a smoker but had some nice naturals just didn't mesh. Little sad but we can win them all.

I'll be back with hopefully pocket filled again. I don't know how you Chicago mongers do it, I would get piss poor being here..

I did see Kiki last week as well, nice body, good BBBJ. She was complaining about that I was too long for her, but took it like a champ. As for Michelle, I have reviewed her before, I really enjoy her and her BBBJ work is awesome! Though I wouldn't say MILF, she is mid-late 30's. I found her at Archer last night as I was visiting a new girl there, that review is next! I also did go to Star end of last week, and I did not get the girls name, but she had a big tattoo under her naval and definitely need to repeat her, she was fun! She was skinny enough to so a freestanding mish for a few minutes!