Massage Parlor Reports

[AlphaMale328]

Just paid a visit after being given the option of 2 places through text, one south and this place up north. Paid 60 for the half hour and was quoted 180 just for body to body. It's been a while so I went with it. Table shower was b2 b and was given a prostate which made it feel good. Blew on the table and felt like I overpaid. The masseuse wasn't all that great looking, big breast's and probably in her late 40's maybe 50's. Lots of ink for those not a fan of it. Won't be going back, she gave her name and said to come back before she leaves. She'll be there for a month and is from Vietnam.

Yea idk when you went but walked by today and snapped this pic. Looks like they are closed down

[SpaGuy21]

Is this CLM Danielle or where at?

Yeah, this guy's last review was the same exact thing. Purposely vague in a likely attempt to drum up interest.

Funny thing is they reviewed Danielle already, back in August. But yes, this is likely CLM.

Again, reviews without locations are essentially useless.

[FellowMonger]

Danielle had me lay on the bed, and she joined me. Lay on top, lots of mutual touching. She then moved down to give me a BJ cover with more eye contact. This is worth the price of admission. But there was more. She moved to 69; and we stayed in that position for quite some time until she had a huge O, which was a big turn-on.

She then oiled her front up and did a body slide on me; which felt very good.

Finally, the best part of the session she covered me up and started cowgirl and then from behind, where I came quicker than usual (her BJ foreplay got me ready for a quick finish).

We got back in the shower together and she once again cleaned me thoroughly.

Danille is sexy, friendly, thoughtful and seems to enjoy what she does. Can't wait to see her again!

Is this CLM Danielle or where at?

[Jay117]

At most places, girls take turns. If a place has 2 girls and if everyone is there asking for girl A, girl B would just leave. Because there is no point in staying there anymore.

Need to get to the point of getting the girl's number. I've never been bait-and-switched when I make the appointment directly!

[Jay117]

After all the great review, reached out to the handler for ashland perfect. Had a late night appointment scheduled with Ella. I walked in and it was a decent looking asian girl with dark hair just past shoulder lenght. I kept asking for ella and she said that was her. So after multiple times I shrugged and handed over the 300 for VIP. The girl was def cute. She got undressed for the TS but had a Bush (heard Ella is clean shaven), didn't have any fun in the TS, no BBBJ preview. During massage def got the full body cat bath, rimming but no between the leg BBBJ while laying face down. I'm like 99% sure I got bait and switched and likely saw Mimi. Or it was just a matter of seeing her at 10 PM. Wasn't a bad session overall, TS, Rimming, BBBJ. But it didn't live up to the hype.

You just exactly echoed my report, so I'm thinking you got Mimi. (Actually I had no rimming, but that's not something I missed).

[JonJon5456]

How was dulce? I have one bad review. That she tries to up-charge and only does missionary.

She was next on my to do list, she looks so sexy! But I checked the IG comments and sadly they say she is a dead fish, that sucks! Maybe I'll go for Yuki.

[OF Charlie]

So you admit Blue Phoenix does bait and switch, but now it's OK because other places also do it.

Hmm, please go read my posts again. Never at any point did I deny it doesn't happen. It happens and that is why I have posted multiple times on how room assignment works, so that people can avoid it. And my educational posts were long before all of this. Have you stopped and think why I even bother to educate people if it doesn't happen. You made it sound it it's the only place that does it which is far from the truth as evidenced by this poster's experience.

[JonJon5456]

I did a little shopping around with the bookers last night and came across a new Latina at Archer. The booker sent me a pic, I will attach, and it is 100% her. She has a beautiful face and nice thicker body. She fit what I was looking for this round, I was in the mood for some doggie and wanted a really good butt to look at. Anyways, English is limited, as most of AMP girls are. I always love it when they talk with accents, its just a turn on for me.

So anyways, did the TS, good scrub, good preview BBBJ. Which I will add is shocking, lately I keep running into Latinas that only do with cover and Sophia did not require that. Back in the room I was able to do some kissing, but no DFK. She went back to the BBBJ and got her into 69, she clean shaved BTW. I had her do a rcg because I wanted to see that butt shake, and it was lovely. Finally got to my doggie and just loved the view and bouncing off that ass! She was saying something in Spanish with some deep breathing and I was loving it! Anyways 70/180 and very well worth it!

[JonJon5456]

Orange- Kiki.

She's is my ATF, with Monica, and Anne. Service was top notch, as you seen other reviewed she will be missed. New girl Mia took her place she super pretty but Kiki had me in all the right places.

Ashland Perfect- Michelle.

I thought that was a bait and switch but boy I was wrong. She's older a little thick has a nice milfy face. Her BBBJ and rimming is on pair with those of Monica and Anne. She stays in Chicago but circles different spas so I'll be back to see her or even Ella.

Hot star Luna.

She was when I struck out, no table shower and little BBBJ, she's a smoker but had some nice naturals just didn't mesh. Little sad but we can win them all.

I'll be back with hopefully pocket filled again. I don't know how you Chicago mongers do it, I would get piss poor being here..

I did see Kiki last week as well, nice body, good BBBJ. She was complaining about that I was too long for her, but took it like a champ. As for Michelle, I have reviewed her before, I really enjoy her and her BBBJ work is awesome! Though I wouldn't say MILF, she is mid-late 30's. I found her at Archer last night as I was visiting a new girl there, that review is next! I also did go to Star end of last week, and I did not get the girls name, but she had a big tattoo under her naval and definitely need to repeat her, she was fun! She was skinny enough to so a freestanding mish for a few minutes!

[SmileySam]

Wow, I am shocked. Are you telling me that bait and switch happens at other places, not just at one place a certain poster keeps writing about.

Sorry to hear about your experience. Better luck next time.

At most places, girls take turns. If a place has 2 girls and if everyone is there asking for girl A, girl B would just leave. Because there is no point in staying there anymore.

These are high volume apartments & spas. Next girl on deck makes sense. What percentage of appointments ended up in no shows? That would cost them money for turning away a paying customer that showed up without an appointment.

[MStanfield]

So you admit Blue Phoenix does bait and switch, but now it's OK because other places also do it.

Who knows he is a shill or a pure monger had too much sexting. You know his motivation was no different from a shill. Other parlors bait switch will well justify his parlor's bait and switch. Good logic.

He will still be here. There are guys who still will go to his parlor and want to see his insider messages like I did before. Anyway.

[ChiWankXx]

Danielle had me lay on the bed, and she joined me. Lay on top, lots of mutual touching. She then moved down to give me a BJ cover with more eye contact. This is worth the price of admission. But there was more. She moved to 69; and we stayed in that position for quite some time until she had a huge O, which was a big turn-on.

She then oiled her front up and did a body slide on me; which felt very good.

Finally, the best part of the session she covered me up and started cowgirl and then from behind, where I came quicker than usual (her BJ foreplay got me ready for a quick finish).

We got back in the shower together and she once again cleaned me thoroughly.

Danille is sexy, friendly, thoughtful and seems to enjoy what she does. Can't wait to see her again!

[Nowhere500]

Wow, I am shocked. Are you telling me that bait and switch happens at other places, not just at one place a certain poster keeps writing about.

Sorry to hear about your experience. Better luck next time.

At most places, girls take turns. If a place has 2 girls and if everyone is there asking for girl A, girl B would just leave. Because there is no point in staying there anymore.

So you admit Blue Phoenix does bait and switch, but now it's OK because other places also do it.

[Bambinos1987]

How was dulce? I have one bad review. That she tries to up-charge and only does missionary.

I can't speak to the service of the Latinas as I was there to see Uki again. She's just beautiful to me.

But I did see 2 of the Latinas and they are fine as hell. The videos on IG are legit. I think I saw Dulce and she looks better in person. Short asf maybe 5 foot tall.

I lean towards the Asians but this group of Latinas has me interested. Hope one of you drop a report.

[OF Charlie]

After all the great review, reached out to the handler for ashland perfect. Had a late night appointment scheduled with Ella. I walked in and it was a decent looking asian girl with dark hair just past shoulder lenght. I kept asking for ella and she said that was her. So after multiple times I shrugged and handed over the 300 for VIP. The girl was def cute. She got undressed for the TS but had a Bush (heard Ella is clean shaven), didn't have any fun in the TS, no BBBJ preview. During massage def got the full body cat bath, rimming but no between the leg BBBJ while laying face down. I'm like 99% sure I got bait and switched and likely saw Mimi. Or it was just a matter of seeing her at 10 PM. Wasn't a bad session overall, TS, Rimming, BBBJ. But it didn't live up to the hype.

Wow, I am shocked. Are you telling me that bait and switch happens at other places, not just at one place a certain poster keeps writing about.

Sorry to hear about your experience. Better luck next time.

At most places, girls take turns. If a place has 2 girls and if everyone is there asking for girl A, girl B would just leave. Because there is no point in staying there anymore.