Massage Parlor Reports

[MassMe]

Green Spa on Pico and Yoga Thai in Santa Monica.

Do either do HJ.

Or just boring legit?

[WordEmUp123]

After the good reviews, I tracked down Red Lantern Spa, a home converted into an MP with several girls working.

I went on a Friday at 10 and they still had some action but I scheduled Sendie. I was led to a waiting area by Kiki, who I would see if I weren't going back east tomorrow. Kiki was fairly young, c cups, no butt to speak of.

Sendie is cute, looks like bolt ons but done nicely and she may have had work done on her face. No matter, she is slim, nice soul patch below, and smelled good.

Did a half hour (more like 45) which led to an efficient and effective massage. Soft and hard mix, uses her elbows, really gets into it. She did a reach under to the jewels, which got the missle ready.

After some negotiation, we settled the deal and I got a spirited BBBJ, which isn't my favorite but she almost made me lose it. Skillful. Turned over and hit mish. I'm on the bigger side so couldn't get it all the way in and I was afraid to hurt her as she's tiny (I'm 6'2, 240). Finished in the bag, she cleaned me up, dressed me head to toe, kiss on the cheek and a bottle of water to go.

They handle scheduling via text and are very accommodating. It's in a nice and safe (to me) neighborhood but I'm from the inner city so maybe I'm sleeping on Culver City.

Damage was. 5 to the house, 120 tip. YMMV.

[Mondo72]

Hey Mondo. I haven't been yet, but think its on 4385 Overland in Culver City. More of a house than a biz.

Hey Vulva,

Thanks for the info.

Mondo.

[WordEmUp123]

I'm from out of town so I don't know the area. I'm staying by Universal studios.

Called 30 minutes prior and MMS told me Sendie was available and she is a K girl.

I decided to try this K girl as I have not try a K girl after I came to CA. Arrived and Sendie answered door. Great smile with DFK greeting. Walked me into the room in a short form fitting lace dress with high heels. I was impressed with the size of her breasts since Asian women are usually very small chested. I'm into big breasts and Sendie has that by far.

Her personality is good too. Bubbly and upbeat, giggles every so often during conversation and eager to please. Enthusiastic. Personality is always a big turn on for me.

She took off dress and started to rub up on me with Dfk. Junior stood at attention and she then went down for the suck, great BBBJ. Pulled her up for more Dfk and roaming her body, especially grab her huge tits. She started with more BBBJ from along side of me while I began to go FIV which she is very responsive to. Eventually cap went on and she hopped on for cg. While she was riding she leaned in for more Dfk. I finally blow in the bag and got cleaned up. She gave me a bottle of water and I went out satisfied.

[Vulva Nut]

Where is this MP located? Searching found one in Santa Clarita and another one in City of Industry, neither one in Los Angeles.

Is this one located in Los Angeles? if so, where?

Mondo.

Hey Mondo. I haven't been yet, but think its on 4385 Overland in Culver City. More of a house than a biz.

[OldDude19]

Anyone know when Isa from Ariya Thai Spa will return? Or know if a place with a thicker asian? Not as thick as Natalie though =)

Heard she is coming back in November.

[Mondo72]

Called 30 minutes prior and MMS told me Sendie was available and she is a K girl.

I decided to try this K girl as I have not try a K girl after I came to CA. Arrived and Sendie answered door. Great smile with DFK greeting. Walked me into the room in a short form fitting lace dress with high heels. I was impressed with the size of her breasts since Asian women are usually very small chested. I'm into big breasts and Sendie has that by far.

Her personality is good too. Bubbly and upbeat, giggles every so often during conversation and eager to please. Enthusiastic. Personality is always a big turn on for me.

She took off dress and started to rub up on me with Dfk. Junior stood at attention and she then went down for the suck, great BBBJ. Pulled her up for more Dfk and roaming her body, especially grab her huge tits. She started with more BBBJ from along side of me while I began to go FIV which she is very responsive to. Eventually cap went on and she hopped on for cg. While she was riding she leaned in for more Dfk. I finally blow in the bag and got cleaned up. She gave me a bottle of water and I went out satisfied.

Where is this MP located? Searching found one in Santa Clarita and another one in City of Industry, neither one in Los Angeles.

Is this one located in Los Angeles? if so, where?

Mondo.

[August West]

Oh man, I went there went they first opened and it sucked. Standard 50 year old Chinese lady who is pissed she has to jerk me off after a half-assed massage. After your post I popped back in and saw Carli. Literal 9 out of 10 body. Solid 5 in the face. BBBJ for 1. 20. I went back two days later and they were all closed up! SO bummed! They've been closed for over 2 weeks now.

I don't know why, but I like trying out new spots just to see what's up. I usually end up disappointed when I realize that the grandma at the door isn't just the mama-san, she's the masseuse as well. And when you do get a somewhat hot somewhat young masseuse they end up giving the worst service, I'd honestly prefer the earnest mama-san at that point. But I keep doing it, like a degenerate gambler I don't get my kicks from wins but from losses.

That's why I was pleasantly surprised when I went to this spot on bedpage:

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23288741.html

I was greeted at the door by a Chinese woman in her late 30's early 40's. While her face showed her age her body was still pretty good and nothing to complain about. Nice B-cups, cute little butt, and tight taut skin. She was wearing a blue dress and said her name was Bibi. She reminds me of the girls that used to work at the Ktown apartment brothels that went away with covid.

I told her I wanted the hour and she said it was. 6. I paid the house fee and went into my room. Now, I know this might sound kind of weird to some of why'all but I actually like the shower. I take my own flip flops and trust the big towels are safe, but I feel like soaking in steaming hot water for a couple of minutes makes the massage and extras more enjoyable. Well, if you're like me skip the shower here fellas. I always ask if shower is available over the phone and they said yes. The "shower" here is a wand that I'm pretty sure is part of the bidet system. Hard pass.

So after coming back from the bathroom without showering I made my way into the room where Bibi was waiting for me. She didn't do the typical, "I'll leave while you get comfortable" so I just undressed in front of her and gave her a little spank so that she wasn't confused about why I was there. She gave me a pretty weak massage for about 15 minutes before she started playing with my balls. I gave her a groan as positive feedback and arched my back upwards so she had full access to everything. She teased and played with my balls and junior for about 5 minutes and then it was time to flip.

Since it was my first time there I expected the whole "what do you want" and I would try to see how far I could go. Nope, she turns to me and made a fucking motion and I nodded yes. $2 for fucking. Kind of steep but I was in the mood so I paid. I'm guessing I could've knocked it down to $1. 8 no problem. She starts undressing and I can get a full look at her body. Like I said, nice taught body except for a little sag in her belly that didn't seem fat related (probably kid related). She's a regular asian, not a k-girl model, so she was a little below average in the T&A department but I didn't really mind. Nice trimmed Bush. Overall I was looking forward to fucking her.

This is the part that really made it for me. She undresses and starts crawling on the table towards me, I grab her hands and pull her up so her face is in front of mine and our bodies are intertwined. She giggles and laughs and starts kissing my neck. I start kissing her and we go into some LFK as I'm caressing her ass. She starts making her way down and licks my nipples, then starts working on my cock. She starts the BBBJ and I can tell she's a pro. Wet, warm, sloppy. No friction at all. Probably less than 5 minutes go by before I have to stop her otherwise I'd bust in her mouth. She comes back up and we kiss a little more while I leg lock her for a bit. Finally it's time for the main course.

As she's getting the rubber ready I ask her if bare is on the table. She said no, so there's that. She put the rubber on and got on top. Her hands rubbed all over my body before making their way to my hands. We interlocked fingers while she rode me, and she looked like she was enjoying it. I wanted to finish missionary so we switched places, I started thrusting and finished pretty quickly. Cleaned up and on my way.

Overall I enjoyed it. I know it's a little steep for what it is but I was pleasantly surprised with the service and will probably be back to visit Bibi soon. Maybe I'll be able to cum inside her, I'll keep you guys posted.

[Vulva Nut]

Quick report on Sun Beauty Spa, stopped in during the day earlier this week. Chinese girl answered and asked for an hour, shown to room after a quick pit stop in restroom. If I remember name was Lian and started a very lame massage with some teasing, never said a word during rub but cute. Upon flip asked what I wanted and told her full to which she wanted 2 Bens, ahh not happening, she settled for 1 1/2 Bens. Lubed up and off we go with standing mish, and was pounding with a little to much gusto, pulled out and thrust back in only to hit that little piece of land between the entrance and exit. Well that made those eyes round and and we resumed with cowgirl next which she didn't want to do but that's how I finish. She got on and started bouncing like no tomorrow, whoa, not like that I need you to grind back and forth, she understood and did so.

When I can feel those innards rubbing on the head that just does it for me and the finish is near, popped in cover and she cleaned me up pretty well, small bottle of water and gone.

Mmm. Innards. Nice report, poss goes in SGV thread though.

From your report we know nothing of what she looked like-- most members want a physical description of that provider- stature, breasts, nipple size, pussy, clit etc. Thanks.

[Jjoy07]

Quick report on Sun Beauty Spa, stopped in during the day earlier this week. Chinese girl answered and asked for an hour, shown to room after a quick pit stop in restroom. If I remember name was Lian and started a very lame massage with some teasing, never said a word during rub but cute. Upon flip asked what I wanted and told her full to which she wanted 2 Bens, ahh not happening, she settled for 1 1/2 Bens. Lubed up and off we go with standing mish, and was pounding with a little to much gusto, pulled out and thrust back in only to hit that little piece of land between the entrance and exit. Well that made those eyes round and and we resumed with cowgirl next which she didn't want to do but that's how I finish. She got on and started bouncing like no tomorrow, whoa, not like that I need you to grind back and forth, she understood and did so.

When I can feel those innards rubbing on the head that just does it for me and the finish is near, popped in cover and she cleaned me up pretty well, small bottle of water and gone.

[Runon99]

Hello LA! Coming to your city next weekend for the World Series and know nothing about Los Angeles geography. I can search the forum but can anyone let me know if there are even any worthwhile massage places within walking distance of Olympic and Figueroa? Rubmaps shows nothing under 9001X. Not sure if this is just not a good area for massage? I can read up on any suggestions if anyone can point me in the right direction. I don't have a car while I'm there, and can only get away for a couple hours.

I don't know if there are any AMPs around there -- I kind of doubt it -- but I once ate at a psuedo-hipster Taiwanese restaurant a couple blocks away from there, it was called the Pine and Crane DTLA. I recall having some dumplings, a decent bowl of beef noodle soup, and a crispy Taiwan beer. There was more eye candy around than you will see at an LA AMP.

Yankees in six.

[DefCooked]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23314919.html

It appears that the brutal full service spa and sauna shower joint at 1187* san Mon. Has finally gotten a 31X number.

This is the place with girls who have literal train tracks on their tits from the sutures and the only sentient life form, namely a dog, that defies gravity. It sounds like you can walk in now and get fucked by a LOUS (Latina of unusual size) and then not post about it anywhere so this haven of a shithole can stay a secret.

Accurate. I've been here and while I think the service was paid and rendered without being "scammed. " I was left feeling gross and needing a thorough rinse. One of those appointments that make you question if you want to do this anymore.

[King Kon]

Let's do a net assessment of this place, kind of like they do in geo politics.

The positive. The place is full service and there is no need to get into some secret club. The place is somewhat clean.

The negative. The girls here are about as friendly as the shift change supervisor in a nazi death camp. They are the westside equivalent of a fig ho who wants to knock your shit out before the light turns green on Manchester. The shopping center is ineffable. An h salt fish and chips and a little caesears? The mamasan / papasan has about as much love for humanity as a stingray. The rooms kind of smell like cock and mildew. The woman who runs this place has a dog that could probably outrun a proton at CERN. The girls here are fake bodied and have pussies so wide it is like driving a smart car down an lax runway.

So, if you need FS, and you do not blab about it like some mother fuckers like priscillam and you do not want to drive to the lantern or 8155, I guess this is serviceable.

I quickly figured this was a worse version of 8155 as soon as I started reading your review.

Will avoid.

I appreciate you!

[PriscillaM]

So is it Priscilla approved or not? LOL.

I'm assuming they have random pics resenting the women correct? Or is the body close to representable?

As always, thank you!

Let's do a net assessment of this place, kind of like they do in geo politics.

The positive. The place is full service and there is no need to get into some secret club. The place is somewhat clean.

The negative. The girls here are about as friendly as the shift change supervisor in a nazi death camp. They are the westside equivalent of a fig ho who wants to knock your shit out before the light turns green on Manchester. The shopping center is ineffable. An h salt fish and chips and a little caesears? The mamasan / papasan has about as much love for humanity as a stingray. The rooms kind of smell like cock and mildew. The woman who runs this place has a dog that could probably outrun a proton at CERN. The girls here are fake bodied and have pussies so wide it is like driving a smart car down an lax runway.

So, if you need FS, and you do not blab about it like some mother fuckers like priscillam and you do not want to drive to the lantern or 8155, I guess this is serviceable.

[King Kon]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23314919.html

It appears that the brutal full service spa and sauna shower joint at 1187* san Mon. Has finally gotten a 31X number.

This is the place with girls who have literal train tracks on their tits from the sutures and the only sentient life form, namely a dog, that defies gravity. It sounds like you can walk in now and get fucked by a LOUS (Latina of unusual size) and then not post about it anywhere so this haven of a shithole can stay a secret.

So is it Priscilla approved or not? LOL.

I'm assuming they have random pics resenting the women correct? Or is the body close to representable?

As always, thank you!