Massage Parlor Reports

[August West]

Oh man, I went there went they first opened and it sucked. Standard 50 year old Chinese lady who is pissed she has to jerk me off after a half-assed massage. After your post I popped back in and saw Carli. Literal 9 out of 10 body. Solid 5 in the face. BBBJ for 1. 20. I went back two days later and they were all closed up! SO bummed! They've been closed for over 2 weeks now.

I don't know why, but I like trying out new spots just to see what's up. I usually end up disappointed when I realize that the grandma at the door isn't just the mama-san, she's the masseuse as well. And when you do get a somewhat hot somewhat young masseuse they end up giving the worst service, I'd honestly prefer the earnest mama-san at that point. But I keep doing it, like a degenerate gambler I don't get my kicks from wins but from losses.

That's why I was pleasantly surprised when I went to this spot on bedpage:

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23288741.html

I was greeted at the door by a Chinese woman in her late 30's early 40's. While her face showed her age her body was still pretty good and nothing to complain about. Nice B-cups, cute little butt, and tight taut skin. She was wearing a blue dress and said her name was Bibi. She reminds me of the girls that used to work at the Ktown apartment brothels that went away with covid.

I told her I wanted the hour and she said it was. 6. I paid the house fee and went into my room. Now, I know this might sound kind of weird to some of why'all but I actually like the shower. I take my own flip flops and trust the big towels are safe, but I feel like soaking in steaming hot water for a couple of minutes makes the massage and extras more enjoyable. Well, if you're like me skip the shower here fellas. I always ask if shower is available over the phone and they said yes. The "shower" here is a wand that I'm pretty sure is part of the bidet system. Hard pass.

So after coming back from the bathroom without showering I made my way into the room where Bibi was waiting for me. She didn't do the typical, "I'll leave while you get comfortable" so I just undressed in front of her and gave her a little spank so that she wasn't confused about why I was there. She gave me a pretty weak massage for about 15 minutes before she started playing with my balls. I gave her a groan as positive feedback and arched my back upwards so she had full access to everything. She teased and played with my balls and junior for about 5 minutes and then it was time to flip.

Since it was my first time there I expected the whole "what do you want" and I would try to see how far I could go. Nope, she turns to me and made a fucking motion and I nodded yes. $2 for fucking. Kind of steep but I was in the mood so I paid. I'm guessing I could've knocked it down to $1. 8 no problem. She starts undressing and I can get a full look at her body. Like I said, nice taught body except for a little sag in her belly that didn't seem fat related (probably kid related). She's a regular asian, not a k-girl model, so she was a little below average in the T&A department but I didn't really mind. Nice trimmed Bush. Overall I was looking forward to fucking her.

This is the part that really made it for me. She undresses and starts crawling on the table towards me, I grab her hands and pull her up so her face is in front of mine and our bodies are intertwined. She giggles and laughs and starts kissing my neck. I start kissing her and we go into some LFK as I'm caressing her ass. She starts making her way down and licks my nipples, then starts working on my cock. She starts the BBBJ and I can tell she's a pro. Wet, warm, sloppy. No friction at all. Probably less than 5 minutes go by before I have to stop her otherwise I'd bust in her mouth. She comes back up and we kiss a little more while I leg lock her for a bit. Finally it's time for the main course.

As she's getting the rubber ready I ask her if bare is on the table. She said no, so there's that. She put the rubber on and got on top. Her hands rubbed all over my body before making their way to my hands. We interlocked fingers while she rode me, and she looked like she was enjoying it. I wanted to finish missionary so we switched places, I started thrusting and finished pretty quickly. Cleaned up and on my way.

Overall I enjoyed it. I know it's a little steep for what it is but I was pleasantly surprised with the service and will probably be back to visit Bibi soon. Maybe I'll be able to cum inside her, I'll keep you guys posted.

[Vulva Nut]

Quick report on Sun Beauty Spa, stopped in during the day earlier this week. Chinese girl answered and asked for an hour, shown to room after a quick pit stop in restroom. If I remember name was Lian and started a very lame massage with some teasing, never said a word during rub but cute. Upon flip asked what I wanted and told her full to which she wanted 2 Bens, ahh not happening, she settled for 1 1/2 Bens. Lubed up and off we go with standing mish, and was pounding with a little to much gusto, pulled out and thrust back in only to hit that little piece of land between the entrance and exit. Well that made those eyes round and and we resumed with cowgirl next which she didn't want to do but that's how I finish. She got on and started bouncing like no tomorrow, whoa, not like that I need you to grind back and forth, she understood and did so.

When I can feel those innards rubbing on the head that just does it for me and the finish is near, popped in cover and she cleaned me up pretty well, small bottle of water and gone.

Mmm. Innards. Nice report, poss goes in SGV thread though.

From your report we know nothing of what she looked like-- most members want a physical description of that provider- stature, breasts, nipple size, pussy, clit etc. Thanks.

[Jjoy07]

Quick report on Sun Beauty Spa, stopped in during the day earlier this week. Chinese girl answered and asked for an hour, shown to room after a quick pit stop in restroom. If I remember name was Lian and started a very lame massage with some teasing, never said a word during rub but cute. Upon flip asked what I wanted and told her full to which she wanted 2 Bens, ahh not happening, she settled for 1 1/2 Bens. Lubed up and off we go with standing mish, and was pounding with a little to much gusto, pulled out and thrust back in only to hit that little piece of land between the entrance and exit. Well that made those eyes round and and we resumed with cowgirl next which she didn't want to do but that's how I finish. She got on and started bouncing like no tomorrow, whoa, not like that I need you to grind back and forth, she understood and did so.

When I can feel those innards rubbing on the head that just does it for me and the finish is near, popped in cover and she cleaned me up pretty well, small bottle of water and gone.

[Runon99]

Hello LA! Coming to your city next weekend for the World Series and know nothing about Los Angeles geography. I can search the forum but can anyone let me know if there are even any worthwhile massage places within walking distance of Olympic and Figueroa? Rubmaps shows nothing under 9001X. Not sure if this is just not a good area for massage? I can read up on any suggestions if anyone can point me in the right direction. I don't have a car while I'm there, and can only get away for a couple hours.

I don't know if there are any AMPs around there -- I kind of doubt it -- but I once ate at a psuedo-hipster Taiwanese restaurant a couple blocks away from there, it was called the Pine and Crane DTLA. I recall having some dumplings, a decent bowl of beef noodle soup, and a crispy Taiwan beer. There was more eye candy around than you will see at an LA AMP.

Yankees in six.

[DefCooked]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23314919.html

It appears that the brutal full service spa and sauna shower joint at 1187* san Mon. Has finally gotten a 31X number.

This is the place with girls who have literal train tracks on their tits from the sutures and the only sentient life form, namely a dog, that defies gravity. It sounds like you can walk in now and get fucked by a LOUS (Latina of unusual size) and then not post about it anywhere so this haven of a shithole can stay a secret.

Accurate. I've been here and while I think the service was paid and rendered without being "scammed. " I was left feeling gross and needing a thorough rinse. One of those appointments that make you question if you want to do this anymore.

[King Kon]

Let's do a net assessment of this place, kind of like they do in geo politics.

The positive. The place is full service and there is no need to get into some secret club. The place is somewhat clean.

The negative. The girls here are about as friendly as the shift change supervisor in a nazi death camp. They are the westside equivalent of a fig ho who wants to knock your shit out before the light turns green on Manchester. The shopping center is ineffable. An h salt fish and chips and a little caesears? The mamasan / papasan has about as much love for humanity as a stingray. The rooms kind of smell like cock and mildew. The woman who runs this place has a dog that could probably outrun a proton at CERN. The girls here are fake bodied and have pussies so wide it is like driving a smart car down an lax runway.

So, if you need FS, and you do not blab about it like some mother fuckers like priscillam and you do not want to drive to the lantern or 8155, I guess this is serviceable.

I quickly figured this was a worse version of 8155 as soon as I started reading your review.

Will avoid.

I appreciate you!

[PriscillaM]

So is it Priscilla approved or not? LOL.

I'm assuming they have random pics resenting the women correct? Or is the body close to representable?

As always, thank you!

Let's do a net assessment of this place, kind of like they do in geo politics.

The positive. The place is full service and there is no need to get into some secret club. The place is somewhat clean.

The negative. The girls here are about as friendly as the shift change supervisor in a nazi death camp. They are the westside equivalent of a fig ho who wants to knock your shit out before the light turns green on Manchester. The shopping center is ineffable. An h salt fish and chips and a little caesears? The mamasan / papasan has about as much love for humanity as a stingray. The rooms kind of smell like cock and mildew. The woman who runs this place has a dog that could probably outrun a proton at CERN. The girls here are fake bodied and have pussies so wide it is like driving a smart car down an lax runway.

So, if you need FS, and you do not blab about it like some mother fuckers like priscillam and you do not want to drive to the lantern or 8155, I guess this is serviceable.

[King Kon]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23314919.html

It appears that the brutal full service spa and sauna shower joint at 1187* san Mon. Has finally gotten a 31X number.

This is the place with girls who have literal train tracks on their tits from the sutures and the only sentient life form, namely a dog, that defies gravity. It sounds like you can walk in now and get fucked by a LOUS (Latina of unusual size) and then not post about it anywhere so this haven of a shithole can stay a secret.

So is it Priscilla approved or not? LOL.

I'm assuming they have random pics resenting the women correct? Or is the body close to representable?

As always, thank you!

[Hobbyist67]

Hello LA! Coming to your city next weekend for the World Series and know nothing about Los Angeles geography. I can search the forum but can anyone let me know if there are even any worthwhile massage places within walking distance of Olympic and Figueroa? Rubmaps shows nothing under 9001X. Not sure if this is just not a good area for massage? I can read up on any suggestions if anyone can point me in the right direction. I don't have a car while I'm there, and can only get away for a couple hours.

I have plenty of spots in Chicago to share if anyone is interested.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23314919.html

It appears that the brutal full service spa and sauna shower joint at 1187* san Mon. Has finally gotten a 31X number.

This is the place with girls who have literal train tracks on their tits from the sutures and the only sentient life form, namely a dog, that defies gravity. It sounds like you can walk in now and get fucked by a LOUS (Latina of unusual size) and then not post about it anywhere so this haven of a shithole can stay a secret.

[Jbjb1983]

Went to check out Garden Spa on Sepulveda bright and early. The place is brand new, no storefront but the back side does have a small awning that says "Garden spa" on it. I texted the day before to see the lineup and the response was a very generous 22 yo Japanese and a 20 yo Chinese. Rang the doorbell and I could see through the meshed gate that one of the girls there was letting another monger out the front. Went in and was greeted by two girls. Both spoke Mandarin and looked late 20's- early 30's. Short, similar body types, you know the Chinese body type that's kind of chubby and short. Neither looked Japanese. I saw the two of them, was not impressed and left before getting names. Obviously I wasn't expecting a 20-22 year old but I was hoping maybe mid 20's at least, and not to be lied to by that extent. As I went one of the girls said there would be new girls coming (always new girls coming). One also said in Mandarin to the other that these guys nowadays always looking for younger girls. Wrong, I'm just looking for hotter girls.

Since this Garden Spa was a strikeout I decided to head out to old haunts, the other Garden Spa on Century. Walked in this time and was greeted by Kiki. Nice long legs, probably around 5'5-5'7 and B / C cups that good in the dress. She is definitely older though, past her prime (my guess is early-mid 30's). With the dress off her tits kind of sag, but honestly she is still pretty hot. Her face is interesting, not typical for sure as the other guy in this thread said. Long nose+ cheeks and high-ish cheekbones. She clocked that I spoke Mandarin (or was at least Chinese enough) so I gave in and said yea. A good 6. 5-7/10, definitely more sexy and sultry than cute, and she kind of reminds me of some of the older OC girls.

I walk in and settle into a room but not without seeing another girl head out of a different room. We lock eyes for a quick sec but she's clutching a gown over her body (which I assume is unclothed- more on her later). I pay the fee for a hh and Kiki walks out. She is out for a little bit and so I watch the monitors for a bit and get to see one of why'all walk out, old guy, white hair, with the other chick. Kiki comes back in and gets started. A great massage to be fair, good pressure and force, best massage I've had in LA. I also get to feel up her legs just to communicate intent. She compliments my ass (as always. These girls always do it for some reason) and we chat a little bit in Mandarin. Massage ends with her putting her knees + body weight on my ass, and I feel like the body weight massage stuff is a staple for this establishment. Some light teasing on the back and my ass crack, then flip and I am rock hard. She massages and teases the front and I am twitching like a mf but she does not touch my hard cock. Annoying but also hot. She asks me for a hug and I kiss her neck and suck her tits for a bit and start negotiating.

I ask her how much and she tells me however much so I hand her $. 2. She says a bit more for "VIP service" so I hand over another. 2 so $. 4 total. She walks out and I get the feeling she was hoping for like $. 6 or $. 8, which I am fsure as hell not doing. As I am walking back to the table the other girl comes in. Now the other girl, sheit. If Kiki is more sexy than cute, then she's more cute than sexy. Says her name is Jessica and is immediately on me, one hand rubbing my cock and the other teasing my ass crack. Maybe 5'3-5'4, ponytailed and has very perky C Cups with erect nips. Looks to be mid 20's, maybe late 20's but its always hard to tell. Big eyes, very cute, smiley and enthusiastic. I'd give her a solid 7/10 objectively but I like her personality. She immediately starts asking me if I want both of them, and asks for another Benjamin, which I am not at all into (I never figured 4 hands to be worth it) but she brings it down to. 5 so at that point I am like fuck it. We ball. Ngl she was workin my cock so my cock was also thinking for me. Had only 20's so I give her. 6. Whatever, not going to miss the change and certainly not when she was trying to scalp me for 100.

Both girls come in and get undressed and I am laying on the table watching since I have never done 4 H. Kiki ties her hair up and starts sucking on my balls and Jessica is sucking on my nipples. Jessica is honestly the star of the show though, as she tells Kiki to suck my cock and she wipes my balls off and begins working on them herself. Her hands are flying all over my body, one teasing my nipples and another teasing my ass crack. I keep moving my leg out and back to indicate that she is more than welcome to my back door but Jessica does not get it. She just licks my inner thigh which I'm still ok with. Kiki is giving a solid BBBJ though, no teeth at all and very smooth motion with both mouth and hand. My cock is twitching like hell and I feel like Kiki knows it. I got a good feel of their bodies at the same time. Eventually she gets up and asks me what I want and I gesture to her pussy (which is unshaved but well kept). Jessica gets up as well and I ask Kiki for a condom, which she then asks Jessica for. Jessica laughs while producing one from somewhere. Damn this girl is cute. I wish I could have banged her instead. Kiki puts the condom on and gets on the bed.

Start in mish and I am giving Kiki good motion, I can hear that she is wet af, moaning, and she cums after. Kiki pinches my nipples HARD and pulls on them and I am into that. Jessica is also moaning at the same time (though for what reason, I do not know) and caressing my balls and asscrack, though I wish she would play with my asshole a bit more. I keep at it for a few more minutes but am unable to shoot so we swap to doggy. I take a bit to buff up so Kiki kneels next to me and is stroking my cock fast while sucking my nipples at the same time. Jessica follows suit and starts sucking my other nipple while playing with my balls with her right and my ass with her left. I am still caressing their tits. At this point I can't take it anymore so I guide Jessica's hands right to my asshole which she starts enthusiastically teasing and pressing on. I feel myself getting ready to nut so I tell them, they both stop and guide me back into Kiki. I pump her a few more times in doggy before finishing in the bag. I pull out, they clean me off, an both of them are happy to see my cock still hard. Some lines about how young guys are always ready but I am most definitely not a two pumper so I am on my merry way, bottled water and all. Kiki asks me to come back with a quick kiss on the neck. I return it but my mind is on Jessica. I feel like she would be a lot of fun.

Only real complaint is that Kiki is most definitely older and she did not do cowgirl with me, which is my favorite. My guess with these older providers is that they get tired of cg more quickly, but hey I get tired in mish too so I dunno why she won't try. Oh and also my other complaint is I should have gone with Jessica but she had JUST walked out another monger so at the same time, I'm also okay with not going right after him. Did not otherwise swap fluids with Jessica so I feel safe on that front at least. As another monger commented in this thread, Kiki won't be here for much longer and she confirmed that with me.

All in all, a good day. Tip total was $$ flat + hh fee to the house.

I don't blame you gtfo when Garden Spa lies about their girls! I had a good time with the Amy I saw! Sucks you couldn't find the Amy you were looking for! I would've gone to red latern as a backup. But they said they had a Japanese girl!! That's too hilarious! They complained to me it's too slow! I'll wait to go again.

[Tata4246]

New to this. Any good reccomedations in the Ktown area? Maybe DTLA as well.

Thanks homies.

[SHDot]

Went to check out Garden Spa on Sepulveda bright and early. The place is brand new, no storefront but the back side does have a small awning that says "Garden spa" on it. I texted the day before to see the lineup and the response was a very generous 22 yo Japanese and a 20 yo Chinese. Rang the doorbell and I could see through the meshed gate that one of the girls there was letting another monger out the front. Went in and was greeted by two girls. Both spoke Mandarin and looked late 20's- early 30's. Short, similar body types, you know the Chinese body type that's kind of chubby and short. Neither looked Japanese. I saw the two of them, was not impressed and left before getting names. Obviously I wasn't expecting a 20-22 year old but I was hoping maybe mid 20's at least, and not to be lied to by that extent. As I went one of the girls said there would be new girls coming (always new girls coming). One also said in Mandarin to the other that these guys nowadays always looking for younger girls. Wrong, I'm just looking for hotter girls.

Since this Garden Spa was a strikeout I decided to head out to old haunts, the other Garden Spa on Century. Walked in this time and was greeted by Kiki. Nice long legs, probably around 5'5-5'7 and B / C cups that good in the dress. She is definitely older though, past her prime (my guess is early-mid 30's). With the dress off her tits kind of sag, but honestly she is still pretty hot. Her face is interesting, not typical for sure as the other guy in this thread said. Long nose+ cheeks and high-ish cheekbones. She clocked that I spoke Mandarin (or was at least Chinese enough) so I gave in and said yea. A good 6. 5-7/10, definitely more sexy and sultry than cute, and she kind of reminds me of some of the older OC girls.

I walk in and settle into a room but not without seeing another girl head out of a different room. We lock eyes for a quick sec but she's clutching a gown over her body (which I assume is unclothed- more on her later). I pay the fee for a hh and Kiki walks out. She is out for a little bit and so I watch the monitors for a bit and get to see one of why'all walk out, old guy, white hair, with the other chick. Kiki comes back in and gets started. A great massage to be fair, good pressure and force, best massage I've had in LA. I also get to feel up her legs just to communicate intent. She compliments my ass (as always. These girls always do it for some reason) and we chat a little bit in Mandarin. Massage ends with her putting her knees + body weight on my ass, and I feel like the body weight massage stuff is a staple for this establishment. Some light teasing on the back and my ass crack, then flip and I am rock hard. She massages and teases the front and I am twitching like a mf but she does not touch my hard cock. Annoying but also hot. She asks me for a hug and I kiss her neck and suck her tits for a bit and start negotiating.

I ask her how much and she tells me however much so I hand her $. 2. She says a bit more for "VIP service" so I hand over another. 2 so $. 4 total. She walks out and I get the feeling she was hoping for like $. 6 or $. 8, which I am fsure as hell not doing. As I am walking back to the table the other girl comes in. Now the other girl, sheit. If Kiki is more sexy than cute, then she's more cute than sexy. Says her name is Jessica and is immediately on me, one hand rubbing my cock and the other teasing my ass crack. Maybe 5'3-5'4, ponytailed and has very perky C Cups with erect nips. Looks to be mid 20's, maybe late 20's but its always hard to tell. Big eyes, very cute, smiley and enthusiastic. I'd give her a solid 7/10 objectively but I like her personality. She immediately starts asking me if I want both of them, and asks for another Benjamin, which I am not at all into (I never figured 4 hands to be worth it) but she brings it down to. 5 so at that point I am like fuck it. We ball. Ngl she was workin my cock so my cock was also thinking for me. Had only 20's so I give her. 6. Whatever, not going to miss the change and certainly not when she was trying to scalp me for 100.

Both girls come in and get undressed and I am laying on the table watching since I have never done 4 H. Kiki ties her hair up and starts sucking on my balls and Jessica is sucking on my nipples. Jessica is honestly the star of the show though, as she tells Kiki to suck my cock and she wipes my balls off and begins working on them herself. Her hands are flying all over my body, one teasing my nipples and another teasing my ass crack. I keep moving my leg out and back to indicate that she is more than welcome to my back door but Jessica does not get it. She just licks my inner thigh which I'm still ok with. Kiki is giving a solid BBBJ though, no teeth at all and very smooth motion with both mouth and hand. My cock is twitching like hell and I feel like Kiki knows it. I got a good feel of their bodies at the same time. Eventually she gets up and asks me what I want and I gesture to her pussy (which is unshaved but well kept). Jessica gets up as well and I ask Kiki for a condom, which she then asks Jessica for. Jessica laughs while producing one from somewhere. Damn this girl is cute. I wish I could have banged her instead. Kiki puts the condom on and gets on the bed.

Start in mish and I am giving Kiki good motion, I can hear that she is wet af, moaning, and she cums after. Kiki pinches my nipples HARD and pulls on them and I am into that. Jessica is also moaning at the same time (though for what reason, I do not know) and caressing my balls and asscrack, though I wish she would play with my asshole a bit more. I keep at it for a few more minutes but am unable to shoot so we swap to doggy. I take a bit to buff up so Kiki kneels next to me and is stroking my cock fast while sucking my nipples at the same time. Jessica follows suit and starts sucking my other nipple while playing with my balls with her right and my ass with her left. I am still caressing their tits. At this point I can't take it anymore so I guide Jessica's hands right to my asshole which she starts enthusiastically teasing and pressing on. I feel myself getting ready to nut so I tell them, they both stop and guide me back into Kiki. I pump her a few more times in doggy before finishing in the bag. I pull out, they clean me off, an both of them are happy to see my cock still hard. Some lines about how young guys are always ready but I am most definitely not a two pumper so I am on my merry way, bottled water and all. Kiki asks me to come back with a quick kiss on the neck. I return it but my mind is on Jessica. I feel like she would be a lot of fun.

Only real complaint is that Kiki is most definitely older and she did not do cowgirl with me, which is my favorite. My guess with these older providers is that they get tired of cg more quickly, but hey I get tired in mish too so I dunno why she won't try. Oh and also my other complaint is I should have gone with Jessica but she had JUST walked out another monger so at the same time, I'm also okay with not going right after him. Did not otherwise swap fluids with Jessica so I feel safe on that front at least. As another monger commented in this thread, Kiki won't be here for much longer and she confirmed that with me.

All in all, a good day. Tip total was $$ flat + hh fee to the house.

[PriscillaM]

What the hell is going on? Do we think this is permanent? I know it wasn't the best service but it was a workable solution.

Looks like they had to modify their code so that you can't search local. Best cure is to search a number that is paired with an ad go to that and then hit la and then the normal layout appears.

[TomCody1986]

What the hell is going on? Do we think this is permanent? I know it wasn't the best service but it was a workable solution.