Massage Parlor Reports

[WalkingHard]

Why did you go with Anna instead of just asking for the girl at the front who you connected with? Quality girls still rotate through this place but they raised their fee to $90/ hr which they shouldn't have IMHO. But seems like this place keeps getting slammed on this board more than it deserves. Perhaps it's not as good as it used to be but there's places that get raved about on this board that don't deserve all the hype.

I am out in the west burbs. Because of that, I do not get the opportunity or freedom very often to be unsupervised, downtown, and the ability to go to one of the Chicago AMPs. The post-covid world practically ended my "work cover" downtown visits. But, today was such a day. I had spent considerable time this week reading the board and decided I REALLY want to try the women of Ozone. Of course, my schedule during these windows of opportunity is not in my hands and I had the perfect chance at 10 this morning, right when they open. So, I got there and the door was locked, but there was a cutie upfront with rollers in her hair to open up for me. I was then "greeted" by a woman (whose name I later learned was Anna) who led me to a room. She looked more pissed to be having to deal with me than she was happy to be getting my money. No smile, no conversation (even though the few times she did say something, I really could not understand her, which, again, is not abnormal). She was cute, slim, probably late 20's early 30's, small chest (which I found out later) but, honestly, based on the reviews I have seen here, not what I was hoping for in my visit. She WAS young, but not the big titted, ample assed girls I have read about on here. But that was fiine. There was no one else who appeared to be ready to handle customers, and it is not like she wasn't a cute little spinner type. So, I was happy. But, again, she just acted as if she did not want to be dealing with me. I have been AMPing for decades, I am friendly, laughing, outgoing with the women. I know how to connect with them. The cutie who let me in and I were joking before Anna showed up. Anna was like dealing with an ice princesses. She left, I disrobed and sat on the table. She came back and......nothing. Dead fish, no smile, nothing. Short version: She gave me a pretty good massage with no teasing at all. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and I said everything. She, without a smile, tells me $200 and I say fine. It was such a bad experience that, fellas, for the first time AMPing, I did not get fully hard. Now, I am older, I do not have the marble-hard cock of my youth, but I have never failed to get it up for a massage visit. This woman's attitude did it to me. She L2ed me for a while and I finally just told her to finish it off manually, which she did. She always stayed down by my feet, never getting close enough for me to give any type of meaningful interaction. It was the coldest visit I had ever had, by far. As I said, I have been doing this a looooong time. On my way out, the worst part is, I saw one of the girls I have read about on here and I kept thinking to myself "If only I had seen her. " She smiled at me, we waved at each other. It only angered me, knowing the soulless girl I had just spent an hour with.

I am going to write this off, because there are so many stellar reviews on here about Ozone, that it was because I got there at 10:01 am When they were just opening and they just weren't ready. But, my God, don't give me a chick with a bad attitude, I can get that anywhere, anytime for free. It was such a disappointment, not only because it was a bad experience (we all have had those in this hobby), but because I do not know when I might get another chance to have that window of freedom to be down there again. And, based on reviews here and what I saw on my way out, I might even give Ozone another shot (But, my God, not Anna). I just don't know when the opportunity may come. And, if I do, I will not be showing up at 10 am.

[JonJon5456]

So yesterday I went to Ashland Perfect. I like to stay towards Archer Ave, I seem to have better luck. And yesterday was definitely a memorable one. The girl that answered the door was Michelle, wearing a cute small dress. She is attractive like a girl next door type. I would say she was late 20's, early 30's. She was not super skinny but definitely not chubby. I will just say super cute, and constantly smiling.

Anyways, she takes me to the room and I told her one hour, paid the 70 house fee. She left me to get comfortable and came back and started the massage. It was OK, I've had a lot worse. While she was massaging she didn't flinch while my hand slid up her dress, she has a nice ass. About 15 minutes she asked if I wanted anything else and I told her everything and we agreed on 160 which I know is the average fee. She have me a towel and said let's shower. She undresses right in front of me and I got to see a beautiful trimmed kitty, it looks like she tried to make a heart down there. Oh and her nipples are the biggest ones I ever have seen! Definitely erasers, LOL. I would say almost half inch diameter and flat ends.

She gets me to the table shower and I saw they can do standing shower in there too. I opted for the table and she wets me down, and did an awesome lathering from neck to toes and cleaned my crack for quite some time. I flip over and neck to toes again with a lot of attention in the middle, I was already solid from all the teasing! She rinses me off and gets me dried off.

Back at the room she had me lay down and started using her hands to tease me and went into a BBBJ. She is on the table with me and still going at it. Looking right at me with her eyes which I found very seductive. But here is where it gets interesting. She stands on one leg with the other lifted in the air and still going at it, almost like a gymnast. She takes my leg and puts in between hers to rub her kitty on my leg without stopping and then switched her legs and mine while still going at it. Then kneels on the table and still going at it. She then switched over to 69 without stopping and man that kitty was beautiful, smelled great and tasted even better! I have never had such a long, good BBBJ like that before, it was incredible! She finally gets the cover and is smiling at me the whole time, making this feel so comfortable. She starts with a cg and if she was acting it was really good acting because she was riding me like she was my girl. She then switched to I guess a side cg and watching those hips work was awesome and then she worked it into a rcg without stopping. Watching those hips work, her arms are above her head as she did this look back with a seductive look. I told her I wanted to switch and went into a standing Mish. She held her legs open as far as they would go and I got to go as deep as I wanted and listened to her light moaning. I then told her I wanted doggie and she switches up and lifted her hips up so I could see everything and she took it without any complaints until I stopped and switched to Mish. She then spread as far as she could, and let me do my pace until I was done. I didn't pay for a gf, but I sure felt I did get one, along with a show when she was on top. I never had a girl like this and it was great! Smiling the whole time except when she was moaning. More than willing to do any position I wanted which most complain and just want Mish to get things over. She definitely did not rush and we used the whole hour. I really felt she was my gf for the entire time.

I didn't mention that this place is impeccably clean with white marble tile. Music playing through out and was dimly lit which only added to the experience.

We did talk for a few minutes and she told me through translator that she use to hang from ropes in China doing a BBBJ which is probably why she is so flexible. She also said she bounces around in Chicago so I would be able to really visit her whenever I want. With that girl next door look and gave me a gf experience, she is definitely one to visit and repeat. And I think she will be a good long term girl for those that are looking for that keeper.

Sorry this is long, definitely the longest one I wrote so far, but the experience justified it. Enjoy!

[Chiguy1983]

I know you can get a shave in Chinatown, but does anyone know where to get a male Brazilian? Sugaring over wax. It can be professional but prefer it with a finish.

[SpaDude777]

I think that she's at T-Pro on weekends.

Karly is at T-Pro on Chicago Ave Fri Sat Sun. I have seen her both places (T-Pro & S&L), she seems to get even more freaky at T-Pro.

[DeepLover1]

Long long time at least 6 years. Started out to be legit.

Thanks Gopher. There is a Summer that just left Milwaukee for Chicago that matches the description. I was hoping it was her.

[Gopher88]

How long has Summer been at Archer Spa?

Long long time at least 6 years. Started out to be legit.

[Fit312]

Does anyone know where SxL Bebe is on weekends? I'm not available on weekdays and I heard she is at SxL Tues. To frid. Any help would be appreicated.

I think that she's at T-Pro on weekends.

[MyEndo]

Does anyone know where SxL Bebe is on weekends? I'm not available on weekdays and I heard she is at SxL Tues. To frid. Any help would be appreicated.

[DWaits]

So, after posting this information, I went back through the board and looked for all of those great Ozone posts...and found none. So it could be I just duped myself and didn't keep good enough mental notes about which place I wanted to visit. That means I am an idiot. That being the case, you can just take my rant / post as a solid "not recommended" for Ozone. So, even if I am an idiot, at least I am a useful idiot.

All or nearly all of the positive reviews of Ozone during the last year were about Karly who is now at SXL and one other place. You didn't trick yourself but you also probably misread the reviews all being about one provider.

[Mexidan]

Stopped by and sought Sally. Photo definately photoshopped / filter but I thought she was cute. Chinese, little English, All natural, very GFE. Kissing, BBBJ and CFS to completion for 1. 8 total. I left a very happy camper!

[Peer92]

As I mentioned in a previous question here I am in town for a few days and was looking for something sensual with provider who has a good attitude, preferably downtown. Was getting down to between SXL and a downtown independent when I realized Ubers to some of the northern suburbs were 15 minutes or less drives in the afternoon. When I realized that I opted to try Trina, despite the latest review where she stood someone up (sorry to that guy).

The texting back and forth to schedule was pretty easy. She does lead you on a little journey to get to her address and in the building, as a previous reviewer pointed out. Whether she's doing this for safety reasons or not, not entirely sure. Not sure it would deter bad actors but alas, it's her process and I didn't find it too cumbersome. The part of town doesn't seem the best. It didn't really feel dangerous, but maybe after dark that might be different. The apartment building itself was nice and seemed relatively new or renovated. Her place was small but clean and devoid of clutter.

Once in, I just have to echo what every one else has said. Trina, while not her pictures, is outstanding, and IMO much hotter than the pictures, if you can believe it. She had a short black minidress on highlighting the girls. When she confirmed I wanted nuru she slipped away to strip down to a tiny white thong. That's when I got the first real glimpse of her body. Absolutely phenomenal, but that ass really is to die for. I've seen high end strippers without asses that good. Is it real? Not sure. Got the breast implant detection down pat, but still learning the bbl game. Given how in shape she is in its believable it's real, and I didn't really care.

The nuru itself was great. Started face down. She slid all over me alternating between keeping her body close to mine and grinding her pussy on me while in cowgirl. Then she starts teasing and paying the boys attention. Flipped after a bit and you can imagine these rest from there. Simulated sex, grinding, a little ass slapping, nursing. She's doesn't seem too eager to go beyond that but that was fine with me (YMMV). Finished and she cleaned me up and offered me a shower which I accepted as didn't want to walk the streets with that gel residue on. Not sure I got my entire time. Was tough to keep track during and think it may have only been 40 minutes but was fine finishing when I did. I was also cognizant that at my age you could be pushing your luck trying to push it out longer being hard the entire time (but she is very good at keeping it hard, no doubt).

All in all very pleased with my experience. Is 3 bills a lot for what is ultimately manual stimulation? Probably, yes, but for someone who isn't seeking FS, it's hard to imagine a much better experience. Would definitely repeat, but don't live in Chicago and probably won't, so sharing this so hopefully some of you can experience this while it's going. Thanks to the previous reviewers that steered me in the right direction. Feel free to PM with questions. GL.

[Lookin4it]

I am out in the west burbs. Because of that, I do not get the opportunity or freedom very often to be unsupervised, downtown, and the ability to go to one of the Chicago AMPs. The post-covid world practically ended my "work cover" downtown visits. But, today was such a day. I had spent considerable time this week reading the board and decided I REALLY want to try the women of Ozone. Of course, my schedule during these windows of opportunity is not in my hands and I had the perfect chance at 10 this morning, right when they open. So, I got there and the door was locked, but there was a cutie upfront with rollers in her hair to open up for me. I was then "greeted" by a woman (whose name I later learned was Anna) who led me to a room. She looked more pissed to be having to deal with me than she was happy to be getting my money. No smile, no conversation (even though the few times she did say something, I really could not understand her, which, again, is not abnormal). She was cute, slim, probably late 20's early 30's, small chest (which I found out later) but, honestly, based on the reviews I have seen here, not what I was hoping for in my visit. She WAS young, but not the big titted, ample assed girls I have read about on here. But that was fiine. There was no one else who appeared to be ready to handle customers, and it is not like she wasn't a cute little spinner type. So, I was happy. But, again, she just acted as if she did not want to be dealing with me. I have been AMPing for decades, I am friendly, laughing, outgoing with the women. I know how to connect with them. The cutie who let me in and I were joking before Anna showed up. Anna was like dealing with an ice princesses. She left, I disrobed and sat on the table. She came back and......nothing. Dead fish, no smile, nothing. Short version: She gave me a pretty good massage with no teasing at all. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and I said everything. She, without a smile, tells me $200 and I say fine. It was such a bad experience that, fellas, for the first time AMPing, I did not get fully hard. Now, I am older, I do not have the marble-hard cock of my youth, but I have never failed to get it up for a massage visit. This woman's attitude did it to me. She L2ed me for a while and I finally just told her to finish it off manually, which she did. She always stayed down by my feet, never getting close enough for me to give any type of meaningful interaction. It was the coldest visit I had ever had, by far. As I said, I have been doing this a looooong time. On my way out, the worst part is, I saw one of the girls I have read about on here and I kept thinking to myself "If only I had seen her. " She smiled at me, we waved at each other. It only angered me, knowing the soulless girl I had just spent an hour with.

I am going to write this off, because there are so many stellar reviews on here about Ozone, that it was because I got there at 10:01 am When they were just opening and they just weren't ready. But, my God, don't give me a chick with a bad attitude, I can get that anywhere, anytime for free. It was such a disappointment, not only because it was a bad experience (we all have had those in this hobby), but because I do not know when I might get another chance to have that window of freedom to be down there again. And, based on reviews here and what I saw on my way out, I might even give Ozone another shot (But, my God, not Anna). I just don't know when the opportunity may come. And, if I do, I will not be showing up at 10 am.

So, after posting this information, I went back through the board and looked for all of those great Ozone posts...and found none. So it could be I just duped myself and didn't keep good enough mental notes about which place I wanted to visit. That means I am an idiot. That being the case, you can just take my rant / post as a solid "not recommended" for Ozone. So, even if I am an idiot, at least I am a useful idiot.

[Lookin4it]

I am out in the west burbs. Because of that, I do not get the opportunity or freedom very often to be unsupervised, downtown, and the ability to go to one of the Chicago AMPs. The post-covid world practically ended my "work cover" downtown visits. But, today was such a day. I had spent considerable time this week reading the board and decided I REALLY want to try the women of Ozone. Of course, my schedule during these windows of opportunity is not in my hands and I had the perfect chance at 10 this morning, right when they open. So, I got there and the door was locked, but there was a cutie upfront with rollers in her hair to open up for me. I was then "greeted" by a woman (whose name I later learned was Anna) who led me to a room. She looked more pissed to be having to deal with me than she was happy to be getting my money. No smile, no conversation (even though the few times she did say something, I really could not understand her, which, again, is not abnormal). She was cute, slim, probably late 20's early 30's, small chest (which I found out later) but, honestly, based on the reviews I have seen here, not what I was hoping for in my visit. She WAS young, but not the big titted, ample assed girls I have read about on here. But that was fiine. There was no one else who appeared to be ready to handle customers, and it is not like she wasn't a cute little spinner type. So, I was happy. But, again, she just acted as if she did not want to be dealing with me. I have been AMPing for decades, I am friendly, laughing, outgoing with the women. I know how to connect with them. The cutie who let me in and I were joking before Anna showed up. Anna was like dealing with an ice princesses. She left, I disrobed and sat on the table. She came back and......nothing. Dead fish, no smile, nothing. Short version: She gave me a pretty good massage with no teasing at all. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and I said everything. She, without a smile, tells me $200 and I say fine. It was such a bad experience that, fellas, for the first time AMPing, I did not get fully hard. Now, I am older, I do not have the marble-hard cock of my youth, but I have never failed to get it up for a massage visit. This woman's attitude did it to me. She L2ed me for a while and I finally just told her to finish it off manually, which she did. She always stayed down by my feet, never getting close enough for me to give any type of meaningful interaction. It was the coldest visit I had ever had, by far. As I said, I have been doing this a looooong time. On my way out, the worst part is, I saw one of the girls I have read about on here and I kept thinking to myself "If only I had seen her. " She smiled at me, we waved at each other. It only angered me, knowing the soulless girl I had just spent an hour with.

I am going to write this off, because there are so many stellar reviews on here about Ozone, that it was because I got there at 10:01 am When they were just opening and they just weren't ready. But, my God, don't give me a chick with a bad attitude, I can get that anywhere, anytime for free. It was such a disappointment, not only because it was a bad experience (we all have had those in this hobby), but because I do not know when I might get another chance to have that window of freedom to be down there again. And, based on reviews here and what I saw on my way out, I might even give Ozone another shot (But, my God, not Anna). I just don't know when the opportunity may come. And, if I do, I will not be showing up at 10 am.

[MongerAlways]

Anyone know if Catalina from princess latina is still there? I visited last week, and she was not there.

I hit up men's spa, but they have a camera now monitoring the front desk and hallway so I will never return.

Dm me about Catalina if you know and I am also willing to trade info.

[Gopher88]

The good old days are long gone.

Got out yesterday 128 & Lagrange 12 spa 80 bucks door fee! old days are long gorn I remember 40 a hour

by the way Michael back in the day, China spa massage open very nice, Mr He the contractor Built China Spa and Ruby's there was one more east on archer
pretty fantastic, what was it Mr he did all 3 cant remember the name?