Massage Parlor Reports

**Lookin4it** · 10-10-24 14:59

I am out in the west burbs. Because of that, I do not get the opportunity or freedom very often to be unsupervised, downtown, and the ability to go to one of the Chicago AMPs. The post-covid world practically ended my "work cover" downtown visits. But, today was such a day. I had spent considerable time this week reading the board and decided I REALLY want to try the women of Ozone. Of course, my schedule during these windows of opportunity is not in my hands and I had the perfect chance at 10 this morning, right when they open. So, I got there and the door was locked, but there was a cutie upfront with rollers in her hair to open up for me. I was then "greeted" by a woman (whose name I later learned was Anna) who led me to a room. She looked more pissed to be having to deal with me than she was happy to be getting my money. No smile, no conversation (even though the few times she did say something, I really could not understand her, which, again, is not abnormal). She was cute, slim, probably late 20's early 30's, small chest (which I found out later) but, honestly, based on the reviews I have seen here, not what I was hoping for in my visit. She WAS young, but not the big titted, ample assed girls I have read about on here. But that was fiine. There was no one else who appeared to be ready to handle customers, and it is not like she wasn't a cute little spinner type. So, I was happy. But, again, she just acted as if she did not want to be dealing with me. I have been AMPing for decades, I am friendly, laughing, outgoing with the women. I know how to connect with them. The cutie who let me in and I were joking before Anna showed up. Anna was like dealing with an ice princesses. She left, I disrobed and sat on the table. She came back and......nothing. Dead fish, no smile, nothing. Short version: She gave me a pretty good massage with no teasing at all. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and I said everything. She, without a smile, tells me $200 and I say fine. It was such a bad experience that, fellas, for the first time AMPing, I did not get fully hard. Now, I am older, I do not have the marble-hard cock of my youth, but I have never failed to get it up for a massage visit. This woman's attitude did it to me. She L2ed me for a while and I finally just told her to finish it off manually, which she did. She always stayed down by my feet, never getting close enough for me to give any type of meaningful interaction. It was the coldest visit I had ever had, by far. As I said, I have been doing this a looooong time. On my way out, the worst part is, I saw one of the girls I have read about on here and I kept thinking to myself "If only I had seen her. " She smiled at me, we waved at each other. It only angered me, knowing the soulless girl I had just spent an hour with.

I am going to write this off, because there are so many stellar reviews on here about Ozone, that it was because I got there at 10:01 am When they were just opening and they just weren't ready. But, my God, don't give me a chick with a bad attitude, I can get that anywhere, anytime for free. It was such a disappointment, not only because it was a bad experience (we all have had those in this hobby), but because I do not know when I might get another chance to have that window of freedom to be down there again. And, based on reviews here and what I saw on my way out, I might even give Ozone another shot (But, my God, not Anna). I just don't know when the opportunity may come. And, if I do, I will not be showing up at 10 am.

**MongerAlways** · 10-10-24 14:37

Anyone know if Catalina from princess latina is still there? I visited last week, and she was not there.

I hit up men's spa, but they have a camera now monitoring the front desk and hallway so I will never return.

Dm me about Catalina if you know and I am also willing to trade info.

**Gopher88** · 10-10-24 13:34

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

The good old days are long gone.

Got out yesterday 128 & Lagrange 12 spa 80 bucks door fee! old days are long gorn I remember 40 a hour

by the way Michael back in the day, China spa massage open very nice, Mr He the contractor Built China Spa and Ruby's there was one more east on archer
pretty fantastic, what was it Mr he did all 3 cant remember the name?

**DMichaels69** · 10-10-24 10:09

The good old days are long gone.

Originally Posted by KdaKodiac [View Original Post]

I went to Relax in GE and got the same thing. When I told her I was not just Boom Boom she put on pouty face and she tried again. I just said OK and took the money from her hand and did a walk. Will be the last time I am there. Had lots of fun times there but will explore other places and leave the gals for someone else.

**MikeJones1089** · 10-09-24 22:57

What a f'kn shame she looked gorgeous af! The other girl looked hot too with a nice rack on her.

Originally Posted by Uruni4 [View Original Post]

Similar experience, paid 60 for half hour massage. I think I got Anna cause there was another girl there they called Angela. When Anna took the house fee she looked annoyed she had to work which soured the vibe right away, sure she looked attractive but attitude over looks is key. As soon as we get in the room she brings up the 2 bills VIP. I said no thanks and her attitude dropped another level. So I said no thanks and asked for my house fee back which was still I her hand and left. I knew if I continued it was going to be subpar service.

**Kda Kodiac** · 10-09-24 21:24

Originally Posted by Uruni4 [View Original Post]

Similar experience, paid 60 for half hour massage. I think I got Anna cause there was another girl there they called Angela. When Anna took the house fee she looked annoyed she had to work which soured the vibe right away, sure she looked attractive but attitude over looks is key. As soon as we get in the room she brings up the 2 bills VIP. I said no thanks and her attitude dropped another level. So I said no thanks and asked for my house fee back which was still I her hand and left. I knew if I continued it was going to be subpar service.

I went to Relax in GE and got the same thing. When I told her I was not just Boom Boom she put on pouty face and she tried again. I just said OK and took the money from her hand and did a walk. Will be the last time I am there. Had lots of fun times there but will explore other places and leave the gals for someone else.

**Uruni4** · 10-09-24 18:26

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

Tried out this place yesterday, seems legit though, like 2 minutes in a touched anna's butt and she asked if I wanted VIP service, I said maybe. Less than 5 minutes into the massage she asks me to turn over and pay her. I said never mind and opted for just a massage (1 hour) then she says 5 minutes later that we can make it a half hour. Will not repeat but seems like a good option on the north side. Though with all the decorations and such I would be surprised it doesn't get busted.

Similar experience, paid 60 for half hour massage. I think I got Anna cause there was another girl there they called Angela. When Anna took the house fee she looked annoyed she had to work which soured the vibe right away, sure she looked attractive but attitude over looks is key. As soon as we get in the room she brings up the 2 bills VIP. I said no thanks and her attitude dropped another level. So I said no thanks and asked for my house fee back which was still I her hand and left. I knew if I continued it was going to be subpar service.

**DeepLover1** · 10-09-24 16:56

How long has Summer been at Archer Spa?

**Akuma187** · 10-09-24 16:48

Originally Posted by Kgf707 [View Original Post]

Where do I find the website for the massage parlors?

Mostly shows a listing of the area your searching / city. Most reviews you may need to take with a grain of salt, some are real some are papasan. I would say this is the most reliable because most of us monger try to give other the best information we can.

**BadDances** · 10-09-24 16:00

Tried out this place yesterday, seems legit though, like 2 minutes in a touched anna's butt and she asked if I wanted VIP service, I said maybe. Less than 5 minutes into the massage she asks me to turn over and pay her. I said never mind and opted for just a massage (1 hour) then she says 5 minutes later that we can make it a half hour. Will not repeat but seems like a good option on the north side. Though with all the decorations and such I would be surprised it doesn't get busted.

**RDarris** · 10-09-24 15:36

Been away from the game for a few years and sorely out of touch. Used to visit 819 frequently before the change in management and eventual closure. Looking for a low frills cheap l1 from an asian granny on the south side. The older the better. Preferably for $100 or less total. Will report back here, feel free to dm.

**JasonWi** · 10-09-24 10:14

Would appreciate any recommendations for dfk provider in 20's or 30's in current lineup somewhere. Search my profile for posts I've made please if you worry I just leech and don't help here.

Message me if you prefer. Thank you.

**Kgf707** · 10-08-24 23:45

Where do I find the website for the massage parlors?

**SlayMonn** · 10-08-24 16:59

Originally Posted by BigAreola [View Original Post]

The girl opened the door for me is Sunny, she is in perfect shape, later she told me she trains Yoga. Her skin is dark but looks super sexy. I am not sure what they provide since it is new. And her English is limited. So I don't know what to do at first. I asked for 1 hour, she started with a nice massage from the head. She definitely trained for massage, as she can be very heavy, and that's exactly what I like. At first no teasing at all, just a complete body work from head to feet, then to my hand and fingers. I think it lasted a good 40 minutes. Then, she started some teasing, and I started to touch her ass and huge boobs, she then asked me do I want a HJ or BJ. I opted for a HJ due to my budge. She asked me to wait and got some lube out and rub me with her fingers, did let me touch her around without issue. I came not long after. She helped me cleaned up and gave me some candy and water on the wait out. Nice place to relax and will come back.

I was very happy to see Summer (not sunny) myself today. She told me she's 25 and I have no good reason to doubt her. The hottest natural body I've encountered while mongering (huge D's on her otherwise fit petite frame) & she overall gives the energy of the baddest girl at the party you're dreaming to take home lmao.

Her offerings today only went up to BBBJ, which she made seem like it was part of a "come see me next time so you can really get to know me" type of routine, but afterwards said she was on her period, so I would otherwise assume CFS is typically on the menu. Either way go see for yourself & treat her like a queen.

**Amplitude** · 10-08-24 15:26

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

The biggest naturals are either Happy in Lake villa if she's even still working and probably over 60. There is also Lily who used to work at pps spots on the northside. She was at Fullerton and central and then Laramie and Belmont most recently. She is an E cup but also a thicker girl. Can be hit or miss attitude wise but her tits are great.

I shall seek out Lily. Thanks!