Massage Parlor Reports

[Blond Suave]

Made an appointment for an hour, was cut to 30 minutes. Second time in a row. Paid the 30 minute rate but really only got about 20 minutes. Lame.

[Rambo21]

Who is your favorite provider at Rose? I have been very happy with Hannah, but I have seen a few other cute faces there that I might try out.

[Lemon89]

I saw the ad on Craigslist and did a search here.

I found no info, perhaps I missed the report.

Anybody been there yet?

No go, tried 3 x now. Teased the boys but no magic on flip. Expensive too, $100 for 60 minutes.

[BurtForPres]

So I took the dive. My curiosity was killing me. The joint is indeed in a busy area, but it's tucked away behind the really busy fronts. I didn't necessarily feel too many eyes on me.

I didn't have a number to call, so I just walked in. Their door was locked, which is always a good sign IMO. Knocked and a petite 40's lady answered the door. Flat as a board on both ends. Pretty face though. She gave me the rates and I put down for an hour. The joint itself is just as plain and sterile as any joint ya'll have been to. Doors on the rooms that are closed during massage.

The mamasan (older, similar appearance) grilled me a bit and asked how I found them before leading me into the room. I just said I saw the front and wanted a massage. She was luckily not the one to help me.

Massage itself was okay. Medium pressure requested, felt like light pressure. I just kinda said screw it and asked for a 2 pop, one now and one near the end. She spoke verrry little English and it was tough to negotiate. Ultimately though, it was negotiated for 80 and we were set. I tried to negotiate just rolling up her top, but she wanted 20 more bucks just for that. I may be a cheap bastard, but that kinda killed it for me. I settled for OTC, but because of the aforementioned flatness, it didn't help. This place is no different than the other Hudson AMP just like 8 ish minutes away. Lotta upsell for robotic service.

And robotic it was. Both times were jackhammer with no technique. I requested slower, but no help there. I feel like I'm too jaded at this point LOL. Even if I was getting exactly what I wanted, the quality was just not there. During the second, after a really shitty half hearted tease, I had the stamina to just hold out for a while to see if she would change it up to help me along. She was getting visibly frustrated and just kept going harder. Ouch. I just said fuck it and let go.

I cleaned up, shorted her 10 on the tip, and left. My impression is that it's the same people that own the other Hudson AMP. Upselling because they're the only ones in the area. I was lucky to get what I got at a decent rate, but I can get so much more mileage here in the Twin Cities.

The game is changing tbh. A few years ago I used to think Hudson was great because they were so far from other more important Wisconsin cities. Looking back though, the options there are mid compared to the current state of our AMP's.

TL; DR Robotic service, heinous upsell for more than just OTC. I guess you get what you pay for, since I negotiated a decent rate for a 2 pop. Treat yourself better kings, there's better stuff closer to home.

[OnlyMe1234]

Dang, that's literally next to a Coldstone and in a busy area. My hopes aren't exactly high with this one folks. I may still make it out there, but maybe not soon. I'm still irked by my visit to Oriental Kungfu on Larpenteur. Shitty time there because of their recent opening.

I thought the same thing but there have been some positive reviews of the place next to Jimmy's in Vadnais Heights, which is also a busy area.

[BurtForPres]

I suppose it doesn't really need to be kept secret, the address is 1007 Pearson Dr. When I googled the address, it came up as an old Massage Envy. That could have some positives. I have never been to a Massage Envy but I'm guessing they are nicer than most AMPs so maybe it will be nice inside. Another good thing, at least something I look at, is the plausible deniability factor. It would be easy to claim you went there when it was Massage Envy and thought you would try out the new business.

Dang, that's literally next to a Coldstone and in a busy area. My hopes aren't exactly high with this one folks. I may still make it out there, but maybe not soon. I'm still irked by my visit to Oriental Kungfu on Larpenteur. Shitty time there because of their recent opening.

[KrangleVerse]

Toss me that address too. Or just post here. I'll TOFTT if the rumors about the old location in Hudson are true.

Thanks man appreciate it. Bit of a haul for me to get out there but I miss the old Hudson scene. Hoping for the best.

[OnlyMe1234]

Toss me that address too. Or just post here. I'll TOFTT if the rumors about the old location in Hudson are true.

I suppose it doesn't really need to be kept secret, the address is 1007 Pearson Dr. When I googled the address, it came up as an old Massage Envy. That could have some positives. I have never been to a Massage Envy but I'm guessing they are nicer than most AMPs so maybe it will be nice inside. Another good thing, at least something I look at, is the plausible deniability factor. It would be easy to claim you went there when it was Massage Envy and thought you would try out the new business.

[BurtForPres]

Did anyone else get a text from a 715 number about Asian Massage reopening in a new location on Pearson Dr in Hudson?

Got it yesterday and I'm baffled / creeped out by it. I googled the number and didn't get any AMPs, just some guy that lives in New Richmond (FastPeopleSearch). The only places that I have been to in Hudson were Best Time, I went a few times several years back before they went legit, and then once to Health Massage, also a while back. If this is from an actual AMP, they had to have kept my number for at least a couple of years which is the part that creeps me out.

Toss me that address too. Or just post here. I'll TOFTT if the rumors about the old location in Hudson are true.

[RemoteGhost]

715 is wisconsine area code, is it 715-808-0528? I bet it's the old Hudsonh Massage which closed a couple of years ago, I was hoping they reopen, I got one of the best HE last time before they closed. Would you mind message me their address? Thanks.

Did anyone else get a text from a 715 number about Asian Massage reopening in a new location on Pearson Dr in Hudson?

Got it yesterday and I'm baffled / creeped out by it. I googled the number and didn't get any AMPs, just some guy that lives in New Richmond (FastPeopleSearch). The only places that I have been to in Hudson were Best Time, I went a few times several years back before they went legit, and then once to Health Massage, also a while back. If this is from an actual AMP, they had to have kept my number for at least a couple of years which is the part that creeps me out.

[OnlyMe1234]

Did anyone else get a text from a 715 number about Asian Massage reopening in a new location on Pearson Dr in Hudson?

Got it yesterday and I'm baffled / creeped out by it. I googled the number and didn't get any AMPs, just some guy that lives in New Richmond (FastPeopleSearch). The only places that I have been to in Hudson were Best Time, I went a few times several years back before they went legit, and then once to Health Massage, also a while back. If this is from an actual AMP, they had to have kept my number for at least a couple of years which is the part that creeps me out.

[Rambo21]

Cherry / King Spa (Burnsville) and Summer Spa (Cottage Grove) are both sure things. Warning though. Summer Spa appears to be owned by the same crew who runs Maple Leaf, if that matters to you.

What is the name of the new massage place in Wayzata?

[KrangleVerse]

Hey why'all I'm the guy who reported on the potential theft at Maple Leaf. Been a while since I've been on here, haven't been to Maple Leaf since the incident, still don't plan on going back. One thing I've learned in life is that if someone is trying to pull something like that, it isn't the first time they have done it, and obviously I don't want something like that to happen to someone else. Sucks to see that Mia is gone, she had an awesome ass, I think I saw her within the first couple of days that she was working, when she walked in the room and I saw her butt I knew I had to see it. I tossed her an extra $20 to do the flip without pants and she did it. Now that she isn't there there is 0 reason for me to ever want to return.

I know some of why'all will still want to go and that's fine, and I read my last report and I think I typed it when I was pretty heated from the attempted theft, I typed it as I thought it and I should have done a better job to elaborate on which girl it was. I don't remember any of their names, minus Mia of course, and knowing they do rotations makes it even harder LOL.

It wasn't the granny that worked there, it wasn't the chubby girl or the big girl that work there either. She was short, skinnier, had pretty decent sized boobs but no butt (which is the worst build imo). She definitely gave me an "American" name when I got there. It's been a while. If I had to guess I'd say she was around 40 ish? Long black hair that was down the whole time.

I was laying down on the table, with my eyes shut relaxing, because she had given me a pretty good massage. She left the room to get the towel, when she returned, I heard her enter the room and after like 3 minutes I realized she hadn't used the towel on me, and when I opened my eyes she was holding my wallet in one hand and my phone that was lit up on the lock screen in her other. That's when I jumped up and confronted her. She was really sneaky and took advantage of the situation, I had already had the HE and was relaxing, I still had gunk on me from the HE. Luckily I had no cash on me and my phone was locked.

In other news, anyone have a recommendation for an AMP to check out in the TC area this weekend? Trying to get an HE but there is no way I'm going to Maple. I know Harmony opened a new location on Wayzata that I might check out. Let me know in DMs because I'm hurting now that Maple Leaf is Ground Zero for me lmao.

Cherry / King Spa (Burnsville) and Summer Spa (Cottage Grove) are both sure things. Warning though. Summer Spa appears to be owned by the same crew who runs Maple Leaf, if that matters to you.

[Poogs]

Hey why'all I'm the guy who reported on the potential theft at Maple Leaf. Been a while since I've been on here, haven't been to Maple Leaf since the incident, still don't plan on going back. One thing I've learned in life is that if someone is trying to pull something like that, it isn't the first time they have done it, and obviously I don't want something like that to happen to someone else. Sucks to see that Mia is gone, she had an awesome ass, I think I saw her within the first couple of days that she was working, when she walked in the room and I saw her butt I knew I had to see it. I tossed her an extra $20 to do the flip without pants and she did it. Now that she isn't there there is 0 reason for me to ever want to return.

I know some of why'all will still want to go and that's fine, and I read my last report and I think I typed it when I was pretty heated from the attempted theft, I typed it as I thought it and I should have done a better job to elaborate on which girl it was. I don't remember any of their names, minus Mia of course, and knowing they do rotations makes it even harder LOL.

It wasn't the granny that worked there, it wasn't the chubby girl or the big girl that work there either. She was short, skinnier, had pretty decent sized boobs but no butt (which is the worst build imo). She definitely gave me an "American" name when I got there. It's been a while. If I had to guess I'd say she was around 40 ish? Long black hair that was down the whole time.

I was laying down on the table, with my eyes shut relaxing, because she had given me a pretty good massage. She left the room to get the towel, when she returned, I heard her enter the room and after like 3 minutes I realized she hadn't used the towel on me, and when I opened my eyes she was holding my wallet in one hand and my phone that was lit up on the lock screen in her other. That's when I jumped up and confronted her. She was really sneaky and took advantage of the situation, I had already had the HE and was relaxing, I still had gunk on me from the HE. Luckily I had no cash on me and my phone was locked.

In other news, anyone have a recommendation for an AMP to check out in the TC area this weekend? Trying to get an HE but there is no way I'm going to Maple. I know Harmony opened a new location on Wayzata that I might check out. Let me know in DMs because I'm hurting now that Maple Leaf is Ground Zero for me lmao.

[BurtForPres]

Went to Shun Kang a week ago for a massage and was hoping for some basic service. Was greeted by an older woman who showed me the room but a younger lady came into the room for a massage. We hit it off during the massage chatting about food and whatnot and I thought this would be a sure thing for a level 1 finish. After the back massage was complete I flipped over and just received a regular massage on the front and that was it. I'm not from this area and I'm used to the lady tapping the boys and asking "it ok?" and then going from there but that obviously didn't happen here. After I got dressed tipped and thanked the woman I asked if next time we can do the boys also and she smiled and said "SHHHH". Would like to line up something this week. Is it worth it to go back and try again or should I try elsewhere? Should I go back and then straight up ask before the massage starts?

Yeah sounds like she is down to play, but may not have gotten that signal from ya earlier. Around here, you should be able to tell if L1 is on the table pretty quickly once she starts working around your ass. Tbh tho, my last visit to shun kang was meh. Requested tip was high for a meh finish. There's better not too far away. Refer to previous posts in this thread.