Massage Parlor Reports

[RodStewart]

Swfl hasn't had ANYTHING since 2020. And before that it wasn't much to write about either. I can onlybtestify to what I've experienced. If you want to drive to Orlando once a week and get amazing service at AMPs for 240. Then go for it. On the other hand, If you're tired of druggies, grannies, trannies, and scams that are all over STG, then visit honeybees. Check their website.

Thescentshops.com first and see who's availabe that day.

I'm glad I gave them a second chance.

I've found PC has some viable options, and I'm not always paying the full 240 (seems to be the mean FS price these days). Stopped doing FM years ago.

[TilapiaDinner]

I have visited a couple of times. The service varies greatly. Diamond is a thick blonde who is your typical 20
something. She is constantly staring at her
phone but puts it down after the session starts.
She is agreeable enough during the session but
zero enthusiasm and she is a terrible actress.
She also wanted to upcharge for several items
which is something I hadn't expeirienced with
other visits. I was also introduced to Sophia as I
left. She is a very squat Latina in her 40's. Not
my type. I just think it is sad that this is what
passes as a quality establishment in SWFLA.

Swfl hasn't had ANYTHING since 2020. And before that it wasn't much to write about either. I can onlybtestify to what I've experienced. If you want to drive to Orlando once a week and get amazing service at AMPs for 240. Then go for it. On the other hand, If you're tired of druggies, grannies, trannies, and scams that are all over STG, then visit honeybees. Check their website.

Thescentshops.com first and see who's availabe that day.

I'm glad I gave them a second chance.

[BiggDogg70]

Visited the honeybees scentshops again (the one on Charlie's Terr). Well Charlie's Angels didn't disappoint! Asked for Bailey again and another great hhr of amazing fun. She's not Latina, like I previously thought and reported. Just dark and tanned (possibly italian) because she's from NY.

Was greeted by Diamond when I walked in and she looked amazing as well. Ibwill have to spend time with her my next visit. She seemed VERY friendly and looked like fun too.

I've given up on the other 'parlers' on STG. They want 65 or 80 up front just to walk in the door and then you got to fork over another 200 before you're happy. Honeybees has the process on the website. Easy, peasy.

I have visited a couple of times. The service varies greatly. Diamond is a thick blonde who is your typical 20 something. She is constantly staring at her phone but puts it down after the session starts. She is agreeable enough during the session but zero enthusiasm and she is a terrible actress. She also wanted to upcharge for several items which is something I hadn't expeirienced with other visits. I was also introduced to Sophia as I left. She is a very squat Latina in her 40's. Not my type. I just think it is sad that this is what passes as a quality establishment in SWFLA.

[TilapiaDinner]

Visited the honeybees scentshops again (the one on Charlie's Terr). Well Charlie's Angels didn't disappoint! Asked for Bailey again and another great hhr of amazing fun. She's not Latina, like I previously thought and reported. Just dark and tanned (possibly italian) because she's from NY.

Was greeted by Diamond when I walked in and she looked amazing as well. Ibwill have to spend time with her my next visit. She seemed VERY friendly and looked like fun too.

I've given up on the other 'parlers' on STG. They want 65 or 80 up front just to walk in the door and then you got to fork over another 200 before you're happy. Honeybees has the process on the website. Easy, peasy.

[BarneySanders]

Two visits in July and gone legit, same as Healing Spa by the Cigar shop. Water Lilly off Davis I have not been by in a month? Is Seems options will be limited until things sort out.

Healing by the Cigar shop is 100% legit. In fact, excellent professional massage.

Water Lilly still has the tacky blue lights on but no first hand intel.

[Dr Willy]

As I read HB197, and as Thunter has alluded to previously, employees of a Massage Establishment are not required to scan, or even view, your government issued ID. The law simply states they are required to "verify", but does not demand examination of government issued ID. One could ask how verification is possible WITHOUT viewing an ID, such as your Driver License, but this law does not explicitly demand that action as the sole possible method. The Massage Establishment could reasonably contend that they viewed the customer's business card, or his "Employee Badge/ID", or any other reasonable form of (NON-GOVERNMENT ISSUED) identification.

How they choose to "verify" would seem to have been left ambiguous by the wording of the law, so if LE wants to criticize their verification procedures, LE would still seem to have a difficult time enforcing any sort of government issued ID check. As the law fails to demand that action on the part of the Massage Establishment.

For those contemplating flashing a "fake government issued ID" to an AMP, be aware that use of a "fake ID", McLovin' or otherwise, has other consequences. Florida Law stipulates that it's illegal to possess and/or display a fake, forged, stolen, counterfeit or borrowed driver's license or state-issued identification card. The statute (Florida Statute 322.212) makes the mere possession of a fake ID a crime, and the ID does not need to be used for any particular purpose. If you are caught with a fake ID, the penalty can be filed (at the discretion of the States Attorney) as a third-degree felony carrying a jail sentence of up to 5 years with a fine up to $5000 (that's a lot of hobby-dollars). This CLEARLY does not apply to a NON-government issued form of identifcation.

So, if one wanted to employ use of a "fake ID", make sure it's a bogus Employment Badge or Identification, or some other NON-GOVERNMENT issued ID ... even a business card! ... with the necessary information to satisfy any AMP asking for ID. If a customer were to DO that, once you leave the AMP, there is nothing tying you back to that bogus logbook entry, as long as you don't show LE your "fake" business card, Employee Badge/ID, or any other non-government issued ID you may have used (this to address QuartzBs concern below).

For the full text of House Bill 197, CLICK HERE and draw your attention to Paragraph F, beginning at PDF document line number 250 on page 11, for specific reference to the matters discussed above. For anyone paranoid about links, or otherwise click-challenged, I'll paste a snippet here again that Thunter pasted a few days ago:

(f) A massage establishment must maintain a complete set
of legible records in English or Spanish, which must include the
date, time, and type of service or treatment provided; the full
legal name of the employee who provided the service or
treatment; and the full legal name, home address, and telephone
number of the client or patient. Medical records may satisfy
this requirement if the records include the specified
information. A copy of the client's or patient's photo
identification may be used to provide the full legal name and
home address of the client or patient. Records required under
this paragraph must be maintained for at least 1 year after a
service or treatment is provided. All information required under
this paragraph must be collected and recorded before any service
or treatment is provided to a client or patient. The
establishment must confirm the identification of the client or
patient before any service or treatment is provided to the
client or patient.

For anyone getting 'pulled over' by LE after an AMP visit, ostensibly for some minor traffic violation, and then being interrogated by the deputy, the YouTube video here would seem to be a safe, albeit "ballsy" way to handle that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR-AjJeunXk

I'm sure that would piss off the deputy for not being able to use you for their harrassment objectives of the AMP, so I'm also guessing they'd make that 'traffic stop' as long as painful as possible, but as long as you've done nothing else illegal, LE should have nothing on you. JUST DON'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS! ... it's your right NOT to do so.

[VetteDrvr]

Just wondering if any of you guys bring you own condoms and what brand you recommend for the most sensitive ones. Also, at what point do you present it to your girl? Do they ever care?

Bring mine (custom fit). Usually place it on the side table with a Jackson as a teaser incentive.

UNSOLICITED / UNCOMPENSATED PLUG:

LUCKYBLOKE.COM

Nothing like a CUSTOM FIT CONDOM that makes all things in the world better.

Drvr.

[Thunter]

My bad. Meant to ask about A Relaxing Massage on Tamiami in East Naples. Drove by too fast the first time and misread the name. Online it looks promising but wonder if no extras since it's the only one around still working.

Two visits in July and gone legit, same as Healing Spa by the Cigar shop. Water Lilly off Davis I have not been by in a month? Is Seems options will be limited until things sort out.

[JimmyJack1817]

Went by Yian, DC and a few other East Naples places. Looks like all closed except Relaxation Station. Anyone have feedback on them?

My bad. Meant to ask about A Relaxing Massage on Tamiami in East Naples. Drove by too fast the first time and misread the name. Online it looks promising but wonder if no extras since it's the only one around still working.

[JimmyJack1817]

No proof but given their history and the recent news reports they were likely closed. The news report said there were 20 regulatory cases, two cease-and-desist orders and two cease-desist orders pending.

Went by Yian, DC and a few other East Naples places. Looks like all closed except Relaxation Station. Anyone have feedback on them?

[Thunter]

Today I went by Ramsay Way to investigate why we no longer see them on STG. I checked units 3,4 and 5 at 5245 and there was no answer after several attempts. I could barely see inside, but unit 4 the reception door was open and the room behind it appeared empty. Unless I was at the wrong location there seems to be nothing there.

I did get a response from a text what I thought was to Ramsay way, but turns out to be a Hispanic place on Del Prado. She didn't know anything about if they were related to Ramsay Way. I had hoped to go to the scent shop but there was a mixup and didn't get the appointment with the provider I requested. I will be abundantly specific the next time I try that. Overall a disappointing day.

Ramsey seemed to die around the 1st of July. All ads and associated social media vanished without a trace including the Instagram account. Maybe Tamara found a SD, new law worries or something bad happened, no idea. I posted previous on this and the Escort board asking but no additional intel.

[Thunter]

Back in town and stopped by Macau in East Naples. Looked like it is closed down. Thought window shades open was just due to the new law but the sign off was off and looked closed up. Anyone have any info on them?

No proof but given their history and the recent news reports they were likely closed. The news report said there were 20 regulatory cases, two cease-and-desist orders and two cease-desist orders pending.

[BiffButthead]

Today I went by Ramsay Way to investigate why we no longer see them on STG. I checked units 3,4 and 5 at 5245 and there was no answer after several attempts. I could barely see inside, but unit 4 the reception door was open and the room behind it appeared empty. Unless I was at the wrong location there seems to be nothing there.

I did get a response from a text what I thought was to Ramsay way, but turns out to be a Hispanic place on Del Prado. She didn't know anything about if they were related to Ramsay Way. I had hoped to go to the scent shop but there was a mixup and didn't get the appointment with the provider I requested. I will be abundantly specific the next time I try that. Overall a disappointing day.

[JimmyJack1817]

Got in town last night for a visit and hit the massage place by Tamiammi and Rattlesnake. Seems to change names often but goes by Macau now. Had Lucky as my provider and I sure was lucky. She's very good looking and likes her job. Said she's orinally from LA but moving here. Great body, D cups and soft. Finished Russian but I think she had a full menu. MS is older and same as last year. She likes to wear shiny tight fitting dresses so you will know if you draw her. Be safe.

Back in town and stopped by Macau in East Naples. Looked like it is closed down. Thought window shades open was just due to the new law but the sign off was off and looked closed up. Anyone have any info on them?

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