Massage Parlor Reports

[WaterSportsG6]

I also am now going to vouch for bee shop. My last visit was pretty bad all around. Stout girl high or clinically medicated, paying for a 9 and given a 4 that was not just a bagger she had zero experience or skill set for her career. Anyways, skip to myself getting stuck in CC last weekend and after a heavy happy hour I gave it another chance. It was just the opposite of before; I got a porn quality blonde, TnA, lip-biting masseuse Kelsey. She looked so familiar I've been thinking maybe she was in a video or more likely a worker I met prior independently or etc. Performance was fantastic, she knew exactly what I needed and I had no idea. I decided to go for the 60 min last sec after I saw her every bit worth it. Dm me for the details. I got her # for appts but she's an out of towner so advance timing is needed. She said she has a sexy friend for those that favor 4 hand.

I see a few gents have had to try this place a couple times before finding the gems we seek. Any chance the girl you saw is okay with # sharing? (dm only of course) Otherwise, is there other ways to ensure I see who I want. Thanks, stay safe.

[LowHangers55]

Swfl hasn't had ANYTHING since 2020. And before that it wasn't much to write about either. I can onlybtestify to what I've experienced. If you want to drive to Orlando once a week and get amazing service at AMPs for 240. Then go for it. On the other hand, If you're tired of druggies, grannies, trannies, and scams that are all over STG, then visit honeybees. Check their website.

Thescentshops.com first and see who's availabe that day.

I'm glad I gave them a second chance.

I also am now going to vouch for bee shop. My last visit was pretty bad all around. Stout girl high or clinically medicated, paying for a 9 and given a 4 that was not just a bagger she had zero experience or skill set for her career. Anyways, skip to myself getting stuck in CC last weekend and after a heavy happy hour I gave it another chance. It was just the opposite of before; I got a porn quality blonde, TnA, lip-biting masseuse Kelsey. She looked so familiar I've been thinking maybe she was in a video or more likely a worker I met prior independently or etc. Performance was fantastic, she knew exactly what I needed and I had no idea. I decided to go for the 60 min last sec after I saw her every bit worth it. Dm me for the details. I got her # for appts but she's an out of towner so advance timing is needed. She said she has a sexy friend for those that favor 4 hand.

[Choowicks]

Judy is back gents.

[Midnsx]

Does anyone happen to know Emily, who must have recently quit or been left go from MassageLuxe (ML) Fort Myers (at Summerlin and Cypress Lake)?

She is the only one who has been able to help some of my pain areas. ML reception staff told me she "just stopped coming to work" with I question.

I am hoping someone knows her and can PM contact info.

[Orch13]

Anyone have any intel on this one? Photos look photoshopped so my gut is that its a bad idea but wanted to know if anyone has any experience. Legit? Any other services offered?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/cape-...o/586973204268

Just search Jess, Cape Coral and Nuru and you find it all nuru with oral finish.

[BigNy56]

Anyone have any intel on this one? Photos look photoshopped so my gut is that its a bad idea but wanted to know if anyone has any experience. Legit? Any other services offered?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/cape-...o/586973204268

[LowHangers55]

Yes, see above in header. I had a great sexperience there.

P.

Thank you for the tip PM! I normally frequent Gemini in Tampa but I've tried others around that area. Had a conf sat-sun in ft Myers so I made time for some fun. This place was comparable & clean and easy to get to and there wasn't a wait to be seen. I wasn't given a choice in lady I was given diamond. A very young looking and acting lady. I don't prefer the whole BBW thing but if you do she would probably be great, blonde maybe 5'4 and 190/ Large square set body nice face (great naturals) . It's. 7 to get in & I always tip but I wouldn't repeat with her personally. She wasn't my type& there was no performance (I don't get girls in this business that clearly hate it) she didn't even try to "act" (warm B / you doll). She did the job for a quick in / out (hat required.) Worth mentioning that they have some talent hidden there -in passing saw a penthouse quality blonde sexy skinny. Has anyone seen her? I will do more business in ft Myers to give that a go.

[RodStewart]

https://winknews.com/2024/07/31/11-a...e-parlor-bust/

Anytime a new law comes into effect, CCCO jumps on enforcement in order to pad the coffers. Remember when Uber started driving in the area? They immediately set up stings at Noodles and would order rides, then write three tickets to the Uber drivers totaling $4,500. At the time, Uber was throwing money around and puffing out their chests, so they would go to court and pay the fines for the drivers and get them back on the road, while relying on local Libertarian politicians to push through ordinance changes (and that's exactly what happened). But in the meantime, the county put about a half million "roses" in their coffers while this played out.

Let's see if something similar happens with the new massage statutes. BTW, I haven't been asked once for I'd, but I'm using cash and going to providers I know very well by real first name.

[RodStewart]

I'm not a lawyer, but it seems to me that the clause "the establishment must confirm the identification of the Client. " means that the spa must see some sort of identification. How else can they confirm the clients identify?

Further, I imagine that it's probably illegal for the client to give false information on an intake form. The false information alone could be a charge by itself.

Take what I wrote with a grain of salt. Once again, I'm not a lawyer.

Nor am I a lawyer.

1. Use CASH only. (Place it on the table, don't pay directly.)

2. Admit NOTHING. ("I don't know what you're talking about, officer."

3. DENY everything. ("I don't even know what they do there. Massages, right?

4. Make COUNTER-ACCUSATIONS. ("The person I saw near that place was YOU, sir."

Should work swimmingly.

[RodStewart]

Swfl hasn't had ANYTHING since 2020. And before that it wasn't much to write about either. I can onlybtestify to what I've experienced. If you want to drive to Orlando once a week and get amazing service at AMPs for 240. Then go for it. On the other hand, If you're tired of druggies, grannies, trannies, and scams that are all over STG, then visit honeybees. Check their website.

Thescentshops.com first and see who's availabe that day.

I'm glad I gave them a second chance.

I've found PC has some viable options, and I'm not always paying the full 240 (seems to be the mean FS price these days). Stopped doing FM years ago.

[TilapiaDinner]

I have visited a couple of times. The service varies greatly. Diamond is a thick blonde who is your typical 20
something. She is constantly staring at her
phone but puts it down after the session starts.
She is agreeable enough during the session but
zero enthusiasm and she is a terrible actress.
She also wanted to upcharge for several items
which is something I hadn't expeirienced with
other visits. I was also introduced to Sophia as I
left. She is a very squat Latina in her 40's. Not
my type. I just think it is sad that this is what
passes as a quality establishment in SWFLA.

Swfl hasn't had ANYTHING since 2020. And before that it wasn't much to write about either. I can onlybtestify to what I've experienced. If you want to drive to Orlando once a week and get amazing service at AMPs for 240. Then go for it. On the other hand, If you're tired of druggies, grannies, trannies, and scams that are all over STG, then visit honeybees. Check their website.

Thescentshops.com first and see who's availabe that day.

I'm glad I gave them a second chance.

[BiggDogg70]

Visited the honeybees scentshops again (the one on Charlie's Terr). Well Charlie's Angels didn't disappoint! Asked for Bailey again and another great hhr of amazing fun. She's not Latina, like I previously thought and reported. Just dark and tanned (possibly italian) because she's from NY.

Was greeted by Diamond when I walked in and she looked amazing as well. Ibwill have to spend time with her my next visit. She seemed VERY friendly and looked like fun too.

I've given up on the other 'parlers' on STG. They want 65 or 80 up front just to walk in the door and then you got to fork over another 200 before you're happy. Honeybees has the process on the website. Easy, peasy.

I have visited a couple of times. The service varies greatly. Diamond is a thick blonde who is your typical 20 something. She is constantly staring at her phone but puts it down after the session starts. She is agreeable enough during the session but zero enthusiasm and she is a terrible actress. She also wanted to upcharge for several items which is something I hadn't expeirienced with other visits. I was also introduced to Sophia as I left. She is a very squat Latina in her 40's. Not my type. I just think it is sad that this is what passes as a quality establishment in SWFLA.

[TilapiaDinner]

Visited the honeybees scentshops again (the one on Charlie's Terr). Well Charlie's Angels didn't disappoint! Asked for Bailey again and another great hhr of amazing fun. She's not Latina, like I previously thought and reported. Just dark and tanned (possibly italian) because she's from NY.

Was greeted by Diamond when I walked in and she looked amazing as well. Ibwill have to spend time with her my next visit. She seemed VERY friendly and looked like fun too.

I've given up on the other 'parlers' on STG. They want 65 or 80 up front just to walk in the door and then you got to fork over another 200 before you're happy. Honeybees has the process on the website. Easy, peasy.

[BarneySanders]

Two visits in July and gone legit, same as Healing Spa by the Cigar shop. Water Lilly off Davis I have not been by in a month? Is Seems options will be limited until things sort out.

Healing by the Cigar shop is 100% legit. In fact, excellent professional massage.

Water Lilly still has the tacky blue lights on but no first hand intel.

[Dr Willy]

As I read HB197, and as Thunter has alluded to previously, employees of a Massage Establishment are not required to scan, or even view, your government issued ID. The law simply states they are required to "verify", but does not demand examination of government issued ID. One could ask how verification is possible WITHOUT viewing an ID, such as your Driver License, but this law does not explicitly demand that action as the sole possible method. The Massage Establishment could reasonably contend that they viewed the customer's business card, or his "Employee Badge/ID", or any other reasonable form of (NON-GOVERNMENT ISSUED) identification.

How they choose to "verify" would seem to have been left ambiguous by the wording of the law, so if LE wants to criticize their verification procedures, LE would still seem to have a difficult time enforcing any sort of government issued ID check. As the law fails to demand that action on the part of the Massage Establishment.

For those contemplating flashing a "fake government issued ID" to an AMP, be aware that use of a "fake ID", McLovin' or otherwise, has other consequences. Florida Law stipulates that it's illegal to possess and/or display a fake, forged, stolen, counterfeit or borrowed driver's license or state-issued identification card. The statute (Florida Statute 322.212) makes the mere possession of a fake ID a crime, and the ID does not need to be used for any particular purpose. If you are caught with a fake ID, the penalty can be filed (at the discretion of the States Attorney) as a third-degree felony carrying a jail sentence of up to 5 years with a fine up to $5000 (that's a lot of hobby-dollars). This CLEARLY does not apply to a NON-government issued form of identifcation.

So, if one wanted to employ use of a "fake ID", make sure it's a bogus Employment Badge or Identification, or some other NON-GOVERNMENT issued ID ... even a business card! ... with the necessary information to satisfy any AMP asking for ID. If a customer were to DO that, once you leave the AMP, there is nothing tying you back to that bogus logbook entry, as long as you don't show LE your "fake" business card, Employee Badge/ID, or any other non-government issued ID you may have used (this to address QuartzBs concern below).

For the full text of House Bill 197, CLICK HERE and draw your attention to Paragraph F, beginning at PDF document line number 250 on page 11, for specific reference to the matters discussed above. For anyone paranoid about links, or otherwise click-challenged, I'll paste a snippet here again that Thunter pasted a few days ago:

(f) A massage establishment must maintain a complete set
of legible records in English or Spanish, which must include the
date, time, and type of service or treatment provided; the full
legal name of the employee who provided the service or
treatment; and the full legal name, home address, and telephone
number of the client or patient. Medical records may satisfy
this requirement if the records include the specified
information. A copy of the client's or patient's photo
identification may be used to provide the full legal name and
home address of the client or patient. Records required under
this paragraph must be maintained for at least 1 year after a
service or treatment is provided. All information required under
this paragraph must be collected and recorded before any service
or treatment is provided to a client or patient. The
establishment must confirm the identification of the client or
patient before any service or treatment is provided to the
client or patient.

For anyone getting 'pulled over' by LE after an AMP visit, ostensibly for some minor traffic violation, and then being interrogated by the deputy, the YouTube video here would seem to be a safe, albeit "ballsy" way to handle that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR-AjJeunXk

I'm sure that would piss off the deputy for not being able to use you for their harrassment objectives of the AMP, so I'm also guessing they'd make that 'traffic stop' as long as painful as possible, but as long as you've done nothing else illegal, LE should have nothing on you. JUST DON'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS! ... it's your right NOT to do so.