Massage Parlor Reports

**GreekSter** · 08-02-24 15:53

Hello Guys,

I am posting with a couple questions regarding Chicago spas, but, will first offer some info regarding my own experiences.

I am from out of town, and my first Chicago spa experience was in Spring of 2023. Given my enjoyment of greek providers, I hit Ozone with the hope of finding Karly. Even though I knew my Friday visit was on an off day for her, a guy can hope, right? She was not there, but, I decided to partake and had a decent but very sterile experience with an Asian provider whose name I don't recall. I believe I paid around $240, but, it was over a year ago, so.

My next visit was, by far, the best. I enjoyed an hour with Jenny at Tokyo Spa. I really enjoyed the full the jong (SP?) experience and found the facility to be pretty clean and comfortable. We started with a table shower, massage, nuru slide and all the attendant activities. We moved from the shower table back to the room, where I was treated very well. I will say, I did not inquire if Jenny spoke greek as I suspected she didn't. Mutual rimming, however, did occur.

My last visit was in Spring 2024. I hit Orange Spa and left pretty disappointed. I arrived around 10 pm And spent some time with a Latina provider who was a bit thicker than I prefer. I found the premises to be pretty surprisingly unclean / unkept, and my provider's service pretty lackluster. Her massage was brief and unenthusiastic, her cover of Billy Joel songs similarly uninspired. I was disappointed as I had read pretty decent reviews of Orange.

I will be back in Chicago toward the end of this month on a Friday. I am curious if any of you would be kind enough to recommend my best bet for a place where I might find some combination of the following-.

A) Slim.

B) Asian / European.

C) Offering greek.

D) the Jong SP?

Also, does SXL have an online presence? Finally, any safe apartment scenes I should know of that don't require screening?

Thanks for your help! Greekster.

**Boston2060** · 08-02-24 11:21

Who is your favorite at Princess Thai Massage?

**Ricky P** · 08-02-24 09:48

In town for the weekend staying in old town, any good options within walking distance?

**HappyGardener** · 08-02-24 00:41

Chicago Men's Spa is at 224X and Western. I've never visited and I've only seen one or two reports over the years.

I was driving on Western and caught the light for the street just south of the spa. Put me right in front of the spa. All the times I've driven by I've never seen anyone inside. This time, two early 20's thin and cute Latina women workers were standing in the window. Classic Latina looks with long black straight hair and pretty eyes and features. No time yo snap a picture as the light turned green. Like I said I've never been. Have always been curious. Anyone been lately and know their names?

**Alienkroz** · 08-01-24 11:16

I will try to make a stop next week here again. Rose always had quality girls before.

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

For whatever reason this place is completely under-reported. I visited probably 2+ years ago just to give it a shot and got L1 with DATY my first visit. Second visit a CBJ. Older MT, in her 40's, but in good shape for her age. Haven't been back though. It's serviceable but not a seek out type of destination.

**WestSidePunter** · 07-31-24 22:52

Originally Posted by Anut773 [View Original Post]

The picture that are advertised are not real. Pump and dump place.

Thank you. Very much appreciate it.

So Orange, SXL, and I've been recommended Harmony.

**Anut773** · 07-31-24 17:08

Originally Posted by WestSidePunter [View Original Post]

Can any of you Chicago folk tell me if The Earth and / or Red Lantern are for real? There is some real promise there.

The picture that are advertised are not real. Pump and dump place.

**WestSidePunter** · 07-31-24 11:56

Can any of you Chicago folk tell me if The Earth and / or Red Lantern are for real? There is some real promise there.

**WestSidePunter** · 07-31-24 10:35

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

I doubt it. The advertised menu is actually YMMV anyway, has anybody had two shots with the 300/60 min VIP? In my experience the 45/200 you don't always get the table shower and BBBJ. Rather annoying that they don't always provide what is openly advertised.

Well that's disappointing.

**Moss734** · 07-31-24 10:13

Originally Posted by TheBatWing [View Original Post]

Anyone know if the 120 min session is really unlimited pops?

I doubt it. The advertised menu is actually YMMV anyway, has anybody had two shots with the 300/60 min VIP? In my experience the 45/200 you don't always get the table shower and BBBJ. Rather annoying that they don't always provide what is openly advertised.

**The Bat Wing** · 07-30-24 20:57

Anyone know if the 120 min session is really unlimited pops?

**Zagal** · 07-30-24 19:24

Anyone see new girl Tati at Orange yet? From the photos it looks like she's more on the plump side but can't tell much. I just really want to know if the ass is thicc is all!?

**ClayBillClay** · 07-30-24 11:01

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Just left a review of Kim at CLM on the new CLM thread. Details are there but in summary she's their version of Karly, except more GFE than Karly.

As in she deepthroats like Karly? Or anal? Or gargling like her? Or all of the above? Haha, curious as I would try if she can DT.

Edit: scratch the questions. Just read your post there. But is she able to DT as well as Karly?

**Jinurso** · 07-30-24 09:24

Just left a review of Kim at CLM on the new CLM thread. Details are there but in summary she's their version of Karly, except more GFE than Karly.

**Nowhere500** · 07-29-24 18:21

Originally Posted by Varsity2017 [View Original Post]

Looking for a spot where they really got down deep for the massage. I like a hard massage and seems like most places they go soft.

Your best place and provider for a hard deep tissue massage! Ready, go.

People didn't like my Broadway Spa post earlier, but for a great deep tissue massage you could try Annie at Sunkiss. I think she's fantastic. DIY finish, but maybe a little bit of help.