Massage Parlor Reports

[WestSidePunter]

Can any of you Chicago folk tell me if The Earth and / or Red Lantern are for real? There is some real promise there.

[WestSidePunter]

I doubt it. The advertised menu is actually YMMV anyway, has anybody had two shots with the 300/60 min VIP? In my experience the 45/200 you don't always get the table shower and BBBJ. Rather annoying that they don't always provide what is openly advertised.

Well that's disappointing.

[Moss734]

Anyone know if the 120 min session is really unlimited pops?

I doubt it. The advertised menu is actually YMMV anyway, has anybody had two shots with the 300/60 min VIP? In my experience the 45/200 you don't always get the table shower and BBBJ. Rather annoying that they don't always provide what is openly advertised.

[The Bat Wing]

Anyone know if the 120 min session is really unlimited pops?

[Zagal]

Anyone see new girl Tati at Orange yet? From the photos it looks like she's more on the plump side but can't tell much. I just really want to know if the ass is thicc is all!?

[ClayBillClay]

Just left a review of Kim at CLM on the new CLM thread. Details are there but in summary she's their version of Karly, except more GFE than Karly.

As in she deepthroats like Karly? Or anal? Or gargling like her? Or all of the above? Haha, curious as I would try if she can DT.

Edit: scratch the questions. Just read your post there. But is she able to DT as well as Karly?

[Jinurso]

Just left a review of Kim at CLM on the new CLM thread. Details are there but in summary she's their version of Karly, except more GFE than Karly.

[Nowhere500]

Looking for a spot where they really got down deep for the massage. I like a hard massage and seems like most places they go soft.

Your best place and provider for a hard deep tissue massage! Ready, go.

People didn't like my Broadway Spa post earlier, but for a great deep tissue massage you could try Annie at Sunkiss. I think she's fantastic. DIY finish, but maybe a little bit of help.

[Nowhere500]

Anyone ever try Vivi at Sunny spa on Halsted? I hear she is there a couple days a week and wondering how the experience was.

Yes. I thought she was great. Very pretty. It's been a while but I'm pretty sure I reviewed her on here.

[Nowhere500]

https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=approved-...apist-36237316

Anyone has some Intel on this baddie? She looks like those too good to be true, and yes I know what they say about those!

Went down a rabbit hole with this. She has a sexy telegram. Google search on the number and it comes up for ads in 10 different cities, which points to likely scam. I sent her a telegram note asking what city she is in and she hasn't responded yet.

[MikeJones1089]

https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=approved-...apist-36237316

Anyone has some Intel on this baddie? She looks like those too good to be true, and yes I know what they say about those!

[MikeJones1089]

Zoey is a good quality massage send me a DM let's chat.

Anyone try her? I saw her and she looked great but curious what the experience has been.

[Sk7499]

No need to make a trip specifically to Broadway for this you can get L1 + teasing at nearly every AMP.

Broadway mamasan needs to get her shit together I went again last week and yet again, over run with mongers. I went midweek supposedly at their slow
time frame of day but it was still a shit show.

She lets 2 dudes in the door as I'm standing at the front desk. On my way through the curtain I pass another monger on his way out, direct eye contact 2 inches away from each other. Past the curtain another monger passes me in the hall, 2 more mongers sitting in that closet at the end of the hall, door wide open. I enter the room they told me to go into, a monger is in there
getting dressed..

Yep to many dongs. They are going to get pinched. To much action and I don't want use a room right after someone else I'm kind worried if they clean the room as one leaves another's going in the room putting their pipe inside. I'm going to stay away for a bit. Needs to be more organized.

[Pau Ford]

No need to make a trip specifically to Broadway for this you can get L1 + teasing at nearly every AMP.

Broadway mamasan needs to get her shit together I went again last week and yet again, over run with mongers. I went midweek supposedly at their slow time frame of day but it was still a shit show.

She lets 2 dudes in the door as I'm standing at the front desk. On my way through the curtain I pass another monger on his way out, direct eye contact 2 inches away from each other. Past the curtain another monger passes me in the hall, 2 more mongers sitting in that closet at the end of the hall, door wide open. I enter the room they told me to go into, a monger is in there getting dressed.

I saw 7 fucking dudes face to face in the span of 30 seconds. Mamasan must be greedy af she's only got 4 rooms but still lets more guys in than she has rooms with zero regard for anyone's privacy.

Fuck this place if you have any concerns at all about discretion b/c mamasan couldnt give a shit less about your privacy.

Best place for this is probably Broadway Spa.

[SGettyMan]

Was only there twice while I was in town.

On top of $60 (30 minutes) or $80 (60 minutes) House fee.

Emily's Rates.

$120 BBBJ.

$160 BBBJ while she is naked.

$220 GFE BBBJ Covered Sex.

$260 GFE BBBJ. Bare Sex.

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Bebe.

$220 BBBJ and Covered Sex.

$260 BBBJ Covered Sex And Anal.

She also likes to gurgle your cum at no extra charge.

Personally like Emily but can't got wrong with the Anal Queen of Chicago.

Thanks for the detailed information. I really appreciate it. I can't wait to try Emily out.