Strip Club Reports

[DamianDono]

We had a conversation as adults after having sex. She is a sex worker. This is a site that reviews sex workers.


Take your condescending attitude back to the non pros section.

Now I am going to hit a bucket of balls.

I actually love this place when it's like Penthouse Forum. I love detailed descriptions of encounters. It makes me horny and has been the reason I go see some providers. It drives the biz and everyone wins here. Thanks for the report GP I may have to bang Anya later today. Any truth to her looking a bit like Jenna Haze? 🥰.

[SRAdam1823]

IMHO. Pandora's is the best for sure during the day shift / early afternoon shifts.

Kitten's might be second place although I rarely go; Pandora's has been very good to me, I don't like the area around Kittens.

The New Sugar's is hit or miss. Unless I know Lola is there I won't go. Parking is a challenge compared to other clubs; reminds me of old Centerfolds.

Playground (used to be Sands) is essentially a forgotten place. Deja Vu Clubs are Deja Vu Clubs. Dreamgirls (new Ricks) doesn't open until late afternoon and its essentially what Deja Vu was 15 years ago.

Ty for the help!

In case my company can't get me a flight to get there at day shift. Where is the best place at night?

[GolphPro]

I assume most of them know about this site already but why on God's green earth would you mention it? And is this penthouse forum?

We had a conversation as adults after having sex. She is a sex worker. This is a site that reviews sex workers.

Take your condescending attitude back to the non pros section.

Now I am going to hit a bucket of balls.

[DirtyFuk]

Coming back to Seattle after about a year away.

Is day shift still the best time to goto Pandora's?

It was when I was there last.

Any of the other local clubs with some fun dancers?

Pandora Pandoras Pandoras.

Love at Kittens.

Lola at Sugars.

[DirtyFuk]

Many thanks to Putzy and Content22 for the assists. I was able to head to the club at the right time and met Monse. It took about 30 minutes of waiting while I watched the stage but I was motivated and only in town for a short amount of time. Had to turn away some pretty hott dancers. But holy shit was it worth the wait. Everything as expected in the other reviews but she treated me like I was her long lost lover. Exceeded expectation and you all have it good over here.

Welcome to the club!

Did you get to bareback her?

[OTownAmerica]

Many thanks to Putzy and Content22 for the assists. I was able to head to the club at the right time and met Monse. It took about 30 minutes of waiting while I watched the stage but I was motivated and only in town for a short amount of time. Had to turn away some pretty hott dancers. But holy shit was it worth the wait. Everything as expected in the other reviews but she treated me like I was her long lost lover. Exceeded expectation and you all have it good over here.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Coming back to Seattle after about a year away.

Is day shift still the best time to goto Pandora's?

It was when I was there last.

Any of the other local clubs with some fun dancers?

IMHO. Pandora's is the best for sure during the day shift / early afternoon shifts.

Kitten's might be second place although I rarely go; Pandora's has been very good to me, I don't like the area around Kittens.

The New Sugar's is hit or miss. Unless I know Lola is there I won't go. Parking is a challenge compared to other clubs; reminds me of old Centerfolds.

Playground (used to be Sands) is essentially a forgotten place. Deja Vu Clubs are Deja Vu Clubs. Dreamgirls (new Ricks) doesn't open until late afternoon and its essentially what Deja Vu was 15 years ago.

[SRAdam1823]

Coming back to Seattle after about a year away.

Is day shift still the best time to goto Pandora's?

It was when I was there last.

Any of the other local clubs with some fun dancers?

[AlanHeckle]

I went into Pandoras. I was really lucky to meet Anya.

We did a couple dances and the back. She had me at attention but we needed more privacy.

Booked a 30 minute room.

She is amazing and sensual. I was freshly showered. She declined a why type of BJ. She said she doest do that in the club.

She pro ended for a lubed up HJ. Then covered me up a d slowly lowered herself on me. I slid in easily. She grip ded on me as she moaned and kissed my neck. God I wanted to bareback her. She declined. I started to go limp. No problem. She pulled off the cover. Started a nice HJ. I played with her pussy. She asked if I wanted to fuck her with a dildo. Oh god yes. She hopped up, dressed, left and came back with a bag. In it was a dildo. Back to hand job. Playing with pussy. Then she sat on this huge dildo.

I started fuckinv her with it as she perked me of. (telling me to fill her pussy with my cum?) dirty talk of course. When one and hard, she covered me up. Hopped on in rcg a d rode me until I came. (Soon after).

Worth it. I mentioned this site. She said she checks it daily. She me tinned a former client t that post stuff here that she doesn't do.

I don't know what is true. I do know I had a great time even tho she doest offer BBBJ and BBFS.

I assume most of them know about this site already but why on God's green earth would you mention it? And is this penthouse forum?

[Context22]

I went into Pandoras. I was really lucky to meet Anya.

We did a couple dances and the back. She had me at attention but we needed more privacy.

Booked a 30 minute room.

She is amazing and sensual. I was freshly showered. She declined a why type of BJ. She said she doest do that in the club.

She pro ended for a lubed up HJ. Then covered me up a d slowly lowered herself on me. I slid in easily. She grip ded on me as she moaned and kissed my neck. God I wanted to bareback her. She declined. I started to go limp. No problem. She pulled off the cover. Started a nice HJ. I played with her pussy. She asked if I wanted to fuck her with a dildo. Oh god yes. She hopped up, dressed, left and came back with a bag. In it was a dildo. Back to hand job. Playing with pussy. Then she sat on this huge dildo.

I started fuckinv her with it as she perked me of. (telling me to fill her pussy with my cum?) dirty talk of course. When one and hard, she covered me up. Hopped on in rcg a d rode me until I came. (Soon after).

Worth it. I mentioned this site. She said she checks it daily. She me tinned a former client t that post stuff here that she doesn't do.

I don't know what is true. I do know I had a great time even tho she doest offer BBBJ and BBFS.

Almost all the dancers read this site daily.

[GolphPro]

I went into Pandoras. I was really lucky to meet Anya.

We did a couple dances and the back. She had me at attention but we needed more privacy.

Booked a 30 minute room.

She is amazing and sensual. I was freshly showered. She declined a why type of BJ. She said she doest do that in the club.

She pro ended for a lubed up HJ. Then covered me up a d slowly lowered herself on me. I slid in easily. She grip ded on me as she moaned and kissed my neck. God I wanted to bareback her. She declined. I started to go limp. No problem. She pulled off the cover. Started a nice HJ. I played with her pussy. She asked if I wanted to fuck her with a dildo. Oh god yes. She hopped up, dressed, left and came back with a bag. In it was a dildo. Back to hand job. Playing with pussy. Then she sat on this huge dildo.

I started fuckinv her with it as she perked me of. (telling me to fill her pussy with my cum?) dirty talk of course. When one and hard, she covered me up. Hopped on in rcg a d rode me until I came. (Soon after).

Worth it. I mentioned this site. She said she checks it daily. She me tinned a former client t that post stuff here that she doesn't do.

I don't know what is true. I do know I had a great time even tho she doest offer BBBJ and BBFS.

[Facials]

Is love African American? I called sugars and they said they texted her but she wasn't working there, but I saw a love working at kittens but not sure who the love talked about on this forum looks like.

That is the same Love. She has been around for a while. Every one in a while she is on 99 or stg.

[FakeGnus]

Is Diamond on Insta? This is not the first time I have seen a glowing review of her and her dirty talk. I just love a stripper who talks dirty. I'd probably be out in less than 20 .

Thanks for the review.

She does not have a dancer profile on social media.

She does have a civi profile but I won't share that.

[BeaverTamer]

Stopped by Kittens around 2:00 today. Desiree sat next to me and immediately grabbed by crotch. She's a little heavier than my preference but I let my hands roam and she got the hint and we went back to the couches for a dance. Within seconds, she pulled her panties aside and allowed FIV. She offered $$ for CBJ and $$$ for CFS. I took her up on it. She gave it a good effort but at my age, there's no way I'm getting the job done in 3-4 songs with a condom on. She wanted another $ to continue and I declined. She gave me her number as she does provide services outside the club. It was fun but ultimately I wasn't able to get there.

I just realized that autocorrect totally screwed this post. I meant Destiny, not Desiree. Sorry for the confusion.

[BeaverTamer]

Stopped by Kittens around 2:00 today. Desiree sat next to me and immediately grabbed by crotch. She's a little heavier than my preference but I let my hands roam and she got the hint and we went back to the couches for a dance. Within seconds, she pulled her panties aside and allowed FIV. She offered $$ for CBJ and $$$ for CFS. I took her up on it. She gave it a good effort but at my age, there's no way I'm getting the job done in 3-4 songs with a condom on. She wanted another $ to continue and I declined. She gave me her number as she does provide services outside the club. It was fun but ultimately I wasn't able to get there.