Massage Parlor Reports

**MitchP4735** · 07-02-24 17:38

I'm going to stop in at sun spa in Champlain tomorrow and check it out. Anyone here visit and have anything to report? Either way I'm due for any massage treatment. I'll try and leave a report when I finish.

**ViagraN** · 07-02-24 15:58

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Their new place I went to, 100 for 60 is too steep, and she tried to get me to DIY. Come on now, I am not a newbie and you also work at the other location. They rotate. All in all, great looping shop, plenty of tease, disappointed on the turn. I will not be back. BTW: parking in Wazata location not easy if busy.

So I gather the Shoreview location is pretty reliable for mongers. I have been to the Wayzata location twice. First the rather cute manager and a second time a so so looking 50 year old. No fun with either, but the manager was at least willing to graze a bit. I am thinking this place is a tough nut to crack.

**BurtForPres** · 07-02-24 11:50

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Your Shoreview visit is a little lack laster. All services are offered. (She is an odd lady, but super sweet.). Bring your own wrapper FYI.

**Do Not DM On This* Read the post viewer that is all I will say. Got to protect the DM's from blowing up asking the same question just answered.

Sounds like a lot of monger's plans for a next AMP visit just changed LOL.

**KrangleVerse** · 07-02-24 11:29

Originally Posted by JButter9 [View Original Post]

Mannnn, finally got to check Mia out, she's alright. Not the best at the spa& she wanted 80 dollars for a tip? Yeah no thanks.

Repeat visits with her will open up her menu quite a bit, and the tip amount won't change. YMMV, but thought I'd throw that out there. First time I've seen a bad review of Mia.

**LastsLonger** · 07-02-24 09:23

Originally Posted by PartTimeGuy [View Original Post]

Great detail and thank you. To the admin, I don't think it is entirely fear the places will get directly busted due to posts here, I agree that is nonsense. But, we did have a bad run for a few years in this town where a lot dried up due to cop scrutiny. Best place on the west side got 'checked out' multiple times, enough to chase them to a different suburb, which then hassled them about having all the staff get masseuse licenses and when that wasn't enough to avoid frequent visits they closed up shop. Things seem to have gotten better, but some info shared here has led to a stampede of eager mongers checking out a new spot because we are just a little too desperate and longing for better times, heh heh.

As for me, I had reasons to be a bit south, like way south a couple times in the last month. Swung into the place in Elko both times. First visit was okay, just a decent massage but enough hints more was possible. Lax on draping, casual with contact higher up the legs, etc. I knew I would be back a couple weeks later so opted not to push things on the first visit and kind of on instinct I tipped a little more than I would for a legit massage while showing more tip was available. Second visit I didn't have to push things, in fact didn't even discuss anything. She just took care of me and when it was time to leave I took care of her. Nothing better than that, IMHO. Nothing offered, nothing requested, both sides just taking care of things. Lady was nothing special in the looks department, pretty chubby tbh, but she had a nice smile and a kind demeanor. Elko is a haul and it wasn't like the greatest experience ever, but I enjoyed myself. Too far to make myself a regular, but I would definitely stop back if I am in the neighborhood again.

I knew Elko would come through, long time ago I posted responses from the owner etc. Always seemed like something available, but didn't make the trek for a chance ya know. Kinda like I don't got to anything outside 30-40 miles from northwest burbs. But, congrats on the "W".

**LastsLonger** · 07-02-24 09:19

Originally Posted by Skully741 [View Original Post]

Not new to hobbying, but new to the AMP scene. Tried my luck at a couple places this past week.

First was Massage Healthy in Shoreview. Older Chinese lady, didn't get her name. Decent massage, but no extras were offered. Wasn't too interested anyway.

Second I went over to Maple Leaf in Vadnais Heights after hearing good things about them here. Lady there said her name was Tina. Maybe in her 40's or 50's. Nice massage, left happy. Not sure I'd repeat with her though, I'd like to see if they have any other girls working that might be more my type.

Your Shoreview visit is a little lack laster. All services are offered. (She is an odd lady, but super sweet.). Bring your own wrapper FYI.

**Do Not DM On This* Read the post viewer that is all I will say. Got to protect the DM's from blowing up asking the same question just answered.

**Part Time Guy** · 07-02-24 01:01

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Big Lake Massage: Did a drive by as in area, and it was closed. OH well, not a great place but it was good in a pinch.

Ventured over to Lily's in Monticello. Knew there wasn't going to be anything other than a massage. Received a better than expected massage. Lady was a little butch, thicker short black hair, with the power of Mike Ditka on the massage. Personally I need hard deep tissue, I mean hard as they can do is great but not from these places typically. Walked out of there feeling good physically. SO if you want a linebacker giving you a great massage, there you go!

I did also make a venture over to Maple, Joanna only been there a couple weeks, and got one of the best / most sensual massages I have received. Strokes were long and flowing, never felt like a hand left the body. I love when they come up the leg, in between the cheeks and rub a little sack before gliding away, and that was in copious amounts. (The ones that stop short, well lets just say that stays on my mind with gentle mind thoughts of get there! The turn was as expected, the very nice headlights shown nicely, the carpet was a light shag, the backside was smooth and taught. Wanted c-note of that and I looked at her like she was crazy. Gave a little less, ask if boom boom, and the L2 was available. She said no to quickly, so me thinks something may be there after a couple visits. The pricing for here needs to come down.

Great detail and thank you. To the admin, I don't think it is entirely fear the places will get directly busted due to posts here, I agree that is nonsense. But, we did have a bad run for a few years in this town where a lot dried up due to cop scrutiny. Best place on the west side got 'checked out' multiple times, enough to chase them to a different suburb, which then hassled them about having all the staff get masseuse licenses and when that wasn't enough to avoid frequent visits they closed up shop. Things seem to have gotten better, but some info shared here has led to a stampede of eager mongers checking out a new spot because we are just a little too desperate and longing for better times, heh heh.

As for me, I had reasons to be a bit south, like way south a couple times in the last month. Swung into the place in Elko both times. First visit was okay, just a decent massage but enough hints more was possible. Lax on draping, casual with contact higher up the legs, etc. I knew I would be back a couple weeks later so opted not to push things on the first visit and kind of on instinct I tipped a little more than I would for a legit massage while showing more tip was available. Second visit I didn't have to push things, in fact didn't even discuss anything. She just took care of me and when it was time to leave I took care of her. Nothing better than that, IMHO. Nothing offered, nothing requested, both sides just taking care of things. Lady was nothing special in the looks department, pretty chubby tbh, but she had a nice smile and a kind demeanor. Elko is a haul and it wasn't like the greatest experience ever, but I enjoyed myself. Too far to make myself a regular, but I would definitely stop back if I am in the neighborhood again.

**JButter9** · 07-01-24 23:59

Mannnn, finally got to check Mia out, she's alright. Not the best at the spa& she wanted 80 dollars for a tip? Yeah no thanks.

**Skully741** · 07-01-24 21:26

Not new to hobbying, but new to the AMP scene. Tried my luck at a couple places this past week.

First was Massage Healthy in Shoreview. Older Chinese lady, didn't get her name. Decent massage, but no extras were offered. Wasn't too interested anyway.

Second I went over to Maple Leaf in Vadnais Heights after hearing good things about them here. Lady there said her name was Tina. Maybe in her 40's or 50's. Nice massage, left happy. Not sure I'd repeat with her though, I'd like to see if they have any other girls working that might be more my type.

**Bux3013** · 07-01-24 19:42

Does anyone know anywhere that has a table shower? Preferably in the south metro around Burnsville. Any info appreciated dms are open.

**LastsLonger** · 07-01-24 11:50

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Had a chance to do a bit of roaming this weekend. I found a new place on Larpenteur that is located in a newly renovated strip mall. Oriental kungfu massage. Their google listing is brand new and active, so I went to take a look. They seem to not be open yet, as there was no sign and their spot in the strip mall looked vacant. There was a paper sign, but I didn't read it since I was just driving by in the lot.

I wanted to do some adventuring tho, so I hopped over to Columbia Heights to check out the change in management for what used to be Miss Li. New name is Elm massage, and I got an hr there. Surprisingly, their hr rate is only 70. That's kinda cheap nowadays. Mist places have bumped to 80 for an hr.

I can't remember if I posted a review of Miss Li here or not already. I also don't feel like retreading water, so I'll keep it short. Nothing has really changed about this place. I'm fairly certain there is a new lady, looks like late 30's. She was at the front desk, but I didn't get her. I was a bit sad. Instead, I got what was a 40's okay lookin Chinese lady. Nothing to write home about.

Leaving the details of the joint itself as IYKYK, but all in all I tipped 50 and it was actually pretty dang good ending. Good to know that the change is just in name.

I have been there a couple times since the change, same old same old but a darn good ending is above grade so maybe another visit. I head on down a bit further on the street and hit up Foot and Back, the taller one enjoys me and gets excited when I walk in. Only if I could get more out of it!

**BurtForPres** · 07-01-24 11:10

Had a chance to do a bit of roaming this weekend. I found a new place on Larpenteur that is located in a newly renovated strip mall. Oriental kungfu massage. Their google listing is brand new and active, so I went to take a look. They seem to not be open yet, as there was no sign and their spot in the strip mall looked vacant. There was a paper sign, but I didn't read it since I was just driving by in the lot.

I wanted to do some adventuring tho, so I hopped over to Columbia Heights to check out the change in management for what used to be Miss Li. New name is Elm massage, and I got an hr there. Surprisingly, their hr rate is only 70. That's kinda cheap nowadays. Mist places have bumped to 80 for an hr.

I can't remember if I posted a review of Miss Li here or not already. I also don't feel like retreading water, so I'll keep it short. Nothing has really changed about this place. I'm fairly certain there is a new lady, looks like late 30's. She was at the front desk, but I didn't get her. I was a bit sad. Instead, I got what was a 40's okay lookin Chinese lady. Nothing to write home about.

Leaving the details of the joint itself as IYKYK, but all in all I tipped 50 and it was actually pretty dang good ending. Good to know that the change is just in name.

I'll be curious to follow-up on that Larpenteur location once they open though. If someone knows what the deal there is, drop a note!

**LastsLonger** · 07-01-24 10:47

Big Lake Massage: Did a drive by as in area, and it was closed. OH well, not a great place but it was good in a pinch.

Ventured over to Lily's in Monticello. Knew there wasn't going to be anything other than a massage. Received a better than expected massage. Lady was a little butch, thicker short black hair, with the power of Mike Ditka on the massage. Personally I need hard deep tissue, I mean hard as they can do is great but not from these places typically. Walked out of there feeling good physically. SO if you want a linebacker giving you a great massage, there you go!

I did also make a venture over to Maple, Joanna only been there a couple weeks, and got one of the best / most sensual massages I have received. Strokes were long and flowing, never felt like a hand left the body. I love when they come up the leg, in between the cheeks and rub a little sack before gliding away, and that was in copious amounts. (The ones that stop short, well lets just say that stays on my mind with gentle mind thoughts of get there! The turn was as expected, the very nice headlights shown nicely, the carpet was a light shag, the backside was smooth and taught. Wanted c-note of that and I looked at her like she was crazy. Gave a little less, ask if boom boom, and the L2 was available. She said no to quickly, so me thinks something may be there after a couple visits. The pricing for here needs to come down.

**RdhdBen** · 06-30-24 21:37

Originally Posted by Bux3013 [View Original Post]

I went to Sun valley in Lakeville the other day, did not leave happy. She was very nice and gave a good massage. She kept me covered the whole time and didn't seem like it was a possibility at all.

I usually go at least twice and make sure to call for appointment because most will have your number as a safe one. On second visit I was givin the futon option, pay with cash so she can see I have extra and I left happier than when I started. Nothing special about it, but I've been a few times now with consistent results.

**Admin2** · 06-30-24 21:32

The reason nobody posts is because there are a few senior members that have people convinced that posting in this forum will get whatever place you post about busted.

It's bullshit, in 20 years it's never happened. There are rules of evidence and posts on an anonymous forum don't qualify. No judge is signing a warrant because of anything you wrote here. If cops could use the information on this forum to do that do you really think they would wait for you guys to write it? Cops know where pussy is being sold LONG before any of you guys write. MP's get busted for two reasons

1. Complaints from neighbors

2. When there is an election

NOTHING you write here will ever get a place raided, it's never happened.

To the rest of you guys, if you try and limit the spread of info either by posting about not posting or sending PM's that tell guys not to I will fucking ban you like I just banned these two idiots today. There will be no warnings.

A2