Massage Parlor Reports

**WalkMyDog** · 07-04-24 12:43

Please stay away at all costs. Charges tax on cc transactions. Tried 30 min futon option. Towel and sheets were soaked. Draped entire time no teasing no flip at all. Waste of time and money.

**Bux3013** · 07-04-24 08:52

Went to the one off horizon st near the sports bar. Older lady, gave a decent massage. A title but of teasing right before the flip. Ending was ok. She did slide her finger in my hole which was a first for me.

**WalkMyDog** · 07-04-24 08:37

New to the site. Finally realized rubmaps was a waste of money LOL. I've been mongering for years, but seems this place is pretty rough for us. Anyways I'm interested in finding a spot for a decent pm. I'm a stubborn guy so I like to stick with who and what I know. But I'm tired of the same jackhammer technique at sunshine and overpriced bs at Eden. Feel free to dm me any recommendations. Thanks.

**Member #6898** · 07-04-24 03:30

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Your Shoreview visit is a little lack laster. All services are offered. (She is an odd lady, but super sweet.). Bring your own wrapper FYI.

**Do Not DM On This* Read the post viewer that is all I will say. Got to protect the DM's from blowing up asking the same question just answered.

I'm surprised she's allowed you to get that far. She's always yammering about trying to be lowkey and so hesitant to perform extra services that might jeopardize that. I stopped seeing her because she kept being annoying about it.

**The9020** · 07-04-24 02:32

Have tried a few times with no success. Mid 40's, sort of cute, gives a great legit massage but that is about it. Only reason why I've tried more than once.

**MassErrection** · 07-03-24 15:57

Originally Posted by JammyNutron [View Original Post]

Which one is Mia the younger one or the older one. I've never asked. Tia.

Mia is the youngest best looking one. At least as of couple weeks ago. Looks like new rotation though. I highly recommend her as she has an open menu after couple times and you butter her up.

**JammyNutron** · 07-02-24 21:10

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

Repeat visits with her will open up her menu quite a bit, and the tip amount won't change. YMMV, but thought I'd throw that out there. First time I've seen a bad review of Mia.

Which one is Mia the younger one or the older one. I've never asked. Tia.

**MitchP4735** · 07-02-24 17:38

I'm going to stop in at sun spa in Champlain tomorrow and check it out. Anyone here visit and have anything to report? Either way I'm due for any massage treatment. I'll try and leave a report when I finish.

**ViagraN** · 07-02-24 15:58

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Their new place I went to, 100 for 60 is too steep, and she tried to get me to DIY. Come on now, I am not a newbie and you also work at the other location. They rotate. All in all, great looping shop, plenty of tease, disappointed on the turn. I will not be back. BTW: parking in Wazata location not easy if busy.

So I gather the Shoreview location is pretty reliable for mongers. I have been to the Wayzata location twice. First the rather cute manager and a second time a so so looking 50 year old. No fun with either, but the manager was at least willing to graze a bit. I am thinking this place is a tough nut to crack.

**BurtForPres** · 07-02-24 11:50

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Your Shoreview visit is a little lack laster. All services are offered. (She is an odd lady, but super sweet.). Bring your own wrapper FYI.

**Do Not DM On This* Read the post viewer that is all I will say. Got to protect the DM's from blowing up asking the same question just answered.

Sounds like a lot of monger's plans for a next AMP visit just changed LOL.

**KrangleVerse** · 07-02-24 11:29

Originally Posted by JButter9 [View Original Post]

Mannnn, finally got to check Mia out, she's alright. Not the best at the spa& she wanted 80 dollars for a tip? Yeah no thanks.

Repeat visits with her will open up her menu quite a bit, and the tip amount won't change. YMMV, but thought I'd throw that out there. First time I've seen a bad review of Mia.

**LastsLonger** · 07-02-24 09:23

Originally Posted by PartTimeGuy [View Original Post]

Great detail and thank you. To the admin, I don't think it is entirely fear the places will get directly busted due to posts here, I agree that is nonsense. But, we did have a bad run for a few years in this town where a lot dried up due to cop scrutiny. Best place on the west side got 'checked out' multiple times, enough to chase them to a different suburb, which then hassled them about having all the staff get masseuse licenses and when that wasn't enough to avoid frequent visits they closed up shop. Things seem to have gotten better, but some info shared here has led to a stampede of eager mongers checking out a new spot because we are just a little too desperate and longing for better times, heh heh.

As for me, I had reasons to be a bit south, like way south a couple times in the last month. Swung into the place in Elko both times. First visit was okay, just a decent massage but enough hints more was possible. Lax on draping, casual with contact higher up the legs, etc. I knew I would be back a couple weeks later so opted not to push things on the first visit and kind of on instinct I tipped a little more than I would for a legit massage while showing more tip was available. Second visit I didn't have to push things, in fact didn't even discuss anything. She just took care of me and when it was time to leave I took care of her. Nothing better than that, IMHO. Nothing offered, nothing requested, both sides just taking care of things. Lady was nothing special in the looks department, pretty chubby tbh, but she had a nice smile and a kind demeanor. Elko is a haul and it wasn't like the greatest experience ever, but I enjoyed myself. Too far to make myself a regular, but I would definitely stop back if I am in the neighborhood again.

I knew Elko would come through, long time ago I posted responses from the owner etc. Always seemed like something available, but didn't make the trek for a chance ya know. Kinda like I don't got to anything outside 30-40 miles from northwest burbs. But, congrats on the "W".

**LastsLonger** · 07-02-24 09:19

Originally Posted by Skully741 [View Original Post]

Not new to hobbying, but new to the AMP scene. Tried my luck at a couple places this past week.

First was Massage Healthy in Shoreview. Older Chinese lady, didn't get her name. Decent massage, but no extras were offered. Wasn't too interested anyway.

Second I went over to Maple Leaf in Vadnais Heights after hearing good things about them here. Lady there said her name was Tina. Maybe in her 40's or 50's. Nice massage, left happy. Not sure I'd repeat with her though, I'd like to see if they have any other girls working that might be more my type.

Your Shoreview visit is a little lack laster. All services are offered. (She is an odd lady, but super sweet.). Bring your own wrapper FYI.

**Do Not DM On This* Read the post viewer that is all I will say. Got to protect the DM's from blowing up asking the same question just answered.

**Part Time Guy** · 07-02-24 01:01

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Big Lake Massage: Did a drive by as in area, and it was closed. OH well, not a great place but it was good in a pinch.

Ventured over to Lily's in Monticello. Knew there wasn't going to be anything other than a massage. Received a better than expected massage. Lady was a little butch, thicker short black hair, with the power of Mike Ditka on the massage. Personally I need hard deep tissue, I mean hard as they can do is great but not from these places typically. Walked out of there feeling good physically. SO if you want a linebacker giving you a great massage, there you go!

I did also make a venture over to Maple, Joanna only been there a couple weeks, and got one of the best / most sensual massages I have received. Strokes were long and flowing, never felt like a hand left the body. I love when they come up the leg, in between the cheeks and rub a little sack before gliding away, and that was in copious amounts. (The ones that stop short, well lets just say that stays on my mind with gentle mind thoughts of get there! The turn was as expected, the very nice headlights shown nicely, the carpet was a light shag, the backside was smooth and taught. Wanted c-note of that and I looked at her like she was crazy. Gave a little less, ask if boom boom, and the L2 was available. She said no to quickly, so me thinks something may be there after a couple visits. The pricing for here needs to come down.

Great detail and thank you. To the admin, I don't think it is entirely fear the places will get directly busted due to posts here, I agree that is nonsense. But, we did have a bad run for a few years in this town where a lot dried up due to cop scrutiny. Best place on the west side got 'checked out' multiple times, enough to chase them to a different suburb, which then hassled them about having all the staff get masseuse licenses and when that wasn't enough to avoid frequent visits they closed up shop. Things seem to have gotten better, but some info shared here has led to a stampede of eager mongers checking out a new spot because we are just a little too desperate and longing for better times, heh heh.

As for me, I had reasons to be a bit south, like way south a couple times in the last month. Swung into the place in Elko both times. First visit was okay, just a decent massage but enough hints more was possible. Lax on draping, casual with contact higher up the legs, etc. I knew I would be back a couple weeks later so opted not to push things on the first visit and kind of on instinct I tipped a little more than I would for a legit massage while showing more tip was available. Second visit I didn't have to push things, in fact didn't even discuss anything. She just took care of me and when it was time to leave I took care of her. Nothing better than that, IMHO. Nothing offered, nothing requested, both sides just taking care of things. Lady was nothing special in the looks department, pretty chubby tbh, but she had a nice smile and a kind demeanor. Elko is a haul and it wasn't like the greatest experience ever, but I enjoyed myself. Too far to make myself a regular, but I would definitely stop back if I am in the neighborhood again.