Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

The old staff was:

Joanna. A bona fide fucking and sucking machine. Not really attractive, about as tall as a fire hydrant, and breath that smelled of cock, but she could probably squeeze a diamond into a pulsar in her pussy.

Joy. Younger, maybe under 35 even. Bush that makes me proud in June to be a monger. Would not let me cim the second time.

Yoyo. A factory error. I rejected her.

When I was there, the place smelled of asian food (think the panda express shitter), cheap asian perfume, and balls.

New staff.

It did not smell this time.

Angela and summer. Two girls who if they worked on sawtelle would have a better trajectory than nvidia. In other words, total undoable pigs that only hot young asian lovers would get it in with. Each of them is about 5 foot nothing and look like someone blowtorched their faces.

Lulu. An actual fookable asian. Has a well designed Bush and in mish with her legs around you has a good squeeze and the stylus really hits the groovve. Is about as active in the fucking as AOC at an israeli food festival. She was bored even though I did make her cum 6 times. In flat doggie, her ass is so flat my dick fell out. The room was way too hot, but her looks are decent. She also does a terrible BBBBBBJ. It felt like I was watching the view nude on a couch with clay aiken.

If you go there, only do the half hour for 50 and they want 140 to let your penor into their moo goo gai pussy.

I think this staff will be there for the next two weeks. I won't be back, lulu is not worth repeating.

[PriscillaM]

Any reports?

The website is something else.

https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage

I walked in the other day. Mamasan looked like maybe she was a star on Kaotic.com = the run over by a caterpillar D9 section. The only other gal on staff looked like most of the unfuckable gals on sawtelle that the throne sniffers on the user forum post love ballads about.

It is a terrible place to get in and out of, so you have to park elsewhere, I may give it a second chance.

[Vulva Nut]

What is a perfect body to you? Give an example?

Exactly, descriptions are super helpful for us in deciding who to see (one of the main purposes of the board), ie, breast appearance, nipple type and size, pussy hair / trim, clit and lips details. Also more generally overall appearance sexiness and whatever make her distinct from of any other of the 1000's of providers in our region. TIA.

[DaddyGoogle]

Any reports?

The website is something else.

https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage

[IlilI]

What is a perfect body to you? Give an example?

Dakota Tyler (send recs).

[RockItAllNite]

Went to Sun Beauty in Winnetka today. Beautiful girl greeted me and I paid for the hour. Led to a room which was also larger than usual and very nice. She said her name was ViVi and she told me to get undressed & wait on the table. She came back and have a very good massage. Probably a solid 15-20 minutes and she knows what she's doing. It felt great. Toward the end of the massage on back side, she took off her dress. Gorgeous body. Dang near perfect. I didn't want the full menu. Option for BJ and paid $100. She's a master at teasing and working her magic. Eventually popped and it was amazing. She cleaned me up, and told me to come back soon.

She's here for the month of June, then back to SD. Do yourselves a favor and make the trip to Winnetka. ViVi is amazing.

What is a perfect body to you? Give an example?

[LoneStar1979]

Went to Sun Beauty in Winnetka today. Beautiful girl greeted me and I paid for the hour. Led to a room which was also larger than usual and very nice. She said her name was ViVi and she told me to get undressed & wait on the table. She came back and have a very good massage. Probably a solid 15-20 minutes and she knows what she's doing. It felt great. Toward the end of the massage on back side, she took off her dress. Gorgeous body. Dang near perfect. I didn't want the full menu. Option for BJ and paid $100. She's a master at teasing and working her magic. Eventually popped and it was amazing. She cleaned me up, and told me to come back soon.

She's here for the month of June, then back to SD. Do yourselves a favor and make the trip to Winnetka. ViVi is amazing.

[Jbjb1983]

They're posting blatently transparent ads all over Google. What are the odds this is a straight up LE honeypot?

Then if it was a honeypot I would've been arrested 5 times already. Where on google do they post? I only seen their ads on bedpage and a Hx account that promotes them. I recently went again and got a lovely named "lulu". A sexy MILF skinny with perfect man made tits. Tiny tight pussy. Got BBBJ and covered FS to end the session. On the way out they introduced me to a new girl and I grabbed Joanna ass and she was happy to see me and welcomed me back. So no it's not a honeypot.

[Aniceman333]

I agree, that's way too much for FS, but my main point is that you get a great service for the standard pricing & I really hit it off with one of the girls, so we exchanged numbers and I am admittedly biased. Maybe I've been unlucky, but I haven't found anything close to nuru style for a decent price and / or that was actually worth the price. I haven't made it to Marina Del Rey but the few places in SGV or near downtown were overpriced and a joke as far as service.

Bottom line, I found a new massage place in the middle of DTLA with daily updates & a lot of talent to choose from. I was just hoping to pass the info along.

Thanks great intel. If you can afford it and enjoy it, do it. Let others ***** about the prices. I can afford those prices and a lot more, so I will be going. Appreciate the info.

[RootPotter]

I agree, that's way too much for FS, but my main point is that you get a great service for the standard pricing & I really hit it off with one of the girls, so we exchanged numbers and I am admittedly biased. Maybe I've been unlucky, but I haven't found anything close to nuru style for a decent price and / or that was actually worth the price. I haven't made it to Marina Del Rey but the few places in SGV or near downtown were overpriced and a joke as far as service.

Bottom line, I found a new massage place in the middle of DTLA with daily updates & a lot of talent to choose from. I was just hoping to pass the info along.

Thanks for passing along. Sometimes it feels like DTLA is a desert for FBSM providers.

[DaddyGoogle]

Thanks Priscilla&Peach for Castle guidance.

On Tuesday the ladies were going in and out of the store in their dressing gowns to unload supplies from a car. I can't see this residential street putting up with mongermen short stay parking, and wondering up the sidewalk like it was a dogging spot.

The Japanese girl is half Chinese. Average looks, below average body, but makes an effort. I was satisfied thanks to the theatrics, but would not repeat.

Separately, the 7-11 gas station has its bathroom closed with a poster saying it is "due to Covid". I have a lot to say on this, but I guess my post would get flagged.

I have another layover in a month and will seek a lactater.

They're posting blatently transparent ads all over Google. What are the odds this is a straight up LE honeypot?

[DavidC27]

Bad enough that you paid $200 for a nude massage, but you were going to get smacked with another 200 for FS? $400 for sex is waaaaaaaaaaay too much; especially with all the options in LA and the surrounding valleys.

I agree, that's way too much for FS, but my main point is that you get a great service for the standard pricing & I really hit it off with one of the girls, so we exchanged numbers and I am admittedly biased. Maybe I've been unlucky, but I haven't found anything close to nuru style for a decent price and / or that was actually worth the price. I haven't made it to Marina Del Rey but the few places in SGV or near downtown were overpriced and a joke as far as service.

Bottom line, I found a new massage place in the middle of DTLA with daily updates & a lot of talent to choose from. I was just hoping to pass the info along.

[Heizenberg]

Asked for her and Dr Kim said there is no Eva. Seems like a legit joint.

Go to sun beauty at unit 101 the one next to them is a legit place. And old ladies working.

[Domino727]

https://www.yelp.com/biz/healthy-lan...cture-van-nuys

Went in and got Eva, I think she looks like this from the internet. Anyways the massage was not bad, got my knots out. The flip was not bad either. BBBJ was good, no teeth. Went down south and nice trimmed Bush, smelled good and receptive to some DATY. Titties were Huge, natural, no implants. Covered up and she rode while I supported her with my bra-hands. She was trooper. I couldn't come with the condom on, and she finished me with some BBBJCIM while I fingered her.

$$. 80 OTD.

Asked for her and Dr Kim said there is no Eva. Seems like a legit joint.

[Domino727]

There's a new place by 6th & Spring on Harlem St. That is my new ATF parlors. They advertise on bedpage & update IG daily with who is working that day.

I had Kiana my first visit & she was even better than the pic, (pic isn't actually her but close). Cost was $2.0 for 45 minutes & she got completely naked for the massage & at one point started grinding my hand until I started fingering her while she did a decent body rub. Then she offered FS for another 2.0 but I wasn't expecting it & didn't have it. But she didn't mind & still gave an insane B2B & HJ that was great. No rush and really into it.

Had Kat second visit, same experience without the fingering part. Third visit was Phoenix & it was the best service I've ever had, ever. She will be my new ATF & I hope to make it a more regular thing.

TBH, the place kind of smells mildewy, but feels pretty clean otherwise. I hope this place is around for a while!

Bad enough that you paid $200 for a nude massage, but you were going to get smacked with another 200 for FS? $400 for sex is waaaaaaaaaaay too much; especially with all the options in LA and the surrounding valleys.