Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #2613** · 06-24-24 16:10

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

This is true with A Lo of totally legit massage therapists. I've had several who were strictly professional. I was only there for the massage, then after a couple years of being a regular client, boom out of nowhere. Which is super hot and all own permanent spaces in my spank bank. I consider those more of just a casual encounter because we're friends with may've a mutual attraction -- not atg all a jack shack thing. So, it's either a dick move or a total miscommunication to report it as a paid happy ending situation. Not saying that's the situation here, but it seems plausible.

At 110 for a message what is their differentiator? The massage is not much different than you can get at any other place.

So I will keep and will save my hard earned pesos to see a tremor gem like Carley, Parker etc.

Again, my two cents.

**FartCity** · 06-24-24 09:26

Originally Posted by LowdownOne [View Original Post]

You can get more at secret garden. Been a customer before there was a secret garden. She needs to know she can trust you. My guess is they've attracted too much unwanted attention. I noticed it seems folks go radio silent when it comes to sharing details here LOL. Maybe guys don't want the word out or maybe a little bit of white knightism, all good though.

This is true with A Lo of totally legit massage therapists. I've had several who were strictly professional. I was only there for the massage, then after a couple years of being a regular client, boom out of nowhere. Which is super hot and all own permanent spaces in my spank bank. I consider those more of just a casual encounter because we're friends with may've a mutual attraction -- not atg all a jack shack thing. So, it's either a dick move or a total miscommunication to report it as a paid happy ending situation. Not saying that's the situation here, but it seems plausible.

**Member #2613** · 06-21-24 23:35

Originally Posted by SamuelAdams [View Original Post]

The place is offering very high price, I am coming to believe all this posts about secret garden may be to increase sales??my two cents opinion.

I think so as well. At this point unless she txts me to offer some shit I am not going LOL.

**SamuelAdams** · 06-21-24 14:11

Originally Posted by LowdownOne [View Original Post]

You can get more at secret garden. Been a customer before there was a secret garden. She needs to know she can trust you. My guess is they've attracted too much unwanted attention. I noticed it seems folks go radio silent when it comes to sharing details here LOL. Maybe guys don't want the word out or maybe a little bit of white knightism, all good though.

The place is offering very high price, I am coming to believe all this posts about secret garden may be to increase sales??my two cents opinion.

**LowdownOne** · 06-21-24 11:59

Originally Posted by Member#2613 [View Original Post]

Speaking of legit massages. So after a few attempts to see what is or maybe available at secret garden. I can fairly certain say there is nothing. Or at least for me.

So I have set up sessions with both the owner and other ladies there (India and I can remember the other one. I went in hoping but prepared to get nothing aside from a legit massage.

As usual, I laid naked on the table. Hard dick and all- but was quickly covered. In few instance there were, what appeared, as brushes with my hard shit, now I can say those were accidental and nothing has been offeredso I am done wasting my money with there.

Nice folks but at 100+ for just the rub. I am better off at massage envy or the like.

Just my two cents.

You can get more at secret garden. Been a customer before there was a secret garden. She needs to know she can trust you. My guess is they've attracted too much unwanted attention. I noticed it seems folks go radio silent when it comes to sharing details here LOL. Maybe guys don't want the word out or maybe a little bit of white knightism, all good though.

**SkeeWurt** · 06-21-24 10:34

Originally Posted by AmpMonger18 [View Original Post]

Jenny is just a few miles north of Lakes if you are in the area.

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/215052.html

How much more fun? Details?

**BeatMaster** · 06-20-24 18:04

My formula for mongering has been pretty simple these days. The full service AMPs across the river like Tokyo Spa, and the legit AMPs on the Missouri side. I'm trying to stay away from the full service providers across the river though, as it's so much easier, cheaper, and convenient to stay in the safety of STL. Because of this, I've grown to like Happy Feet off Brentwood for the past couple of months. I've been to others places, such as Jasmine, that give the same basic handshake. But Happy Feet to me has been a step above the rest, for whatever reason. I recently made an appearance, and had a session with 'Summer'. That name is pretty over-used in this town. So searching for it will bring up all kinds of shit. This Summer is hosting at the Happy Feet Brentwood jack shack, and I think she has some skills for being as young as she it. I'm typically not into young girls, cause they usually have no idea what they're doing. Summer is like a 7 or 8 out of 10. She's cute, and was enthusiastic about getting me off, which was great. Whispering to me about stroking and getting me off. Lots of good foreplay before the flip. What I personally have a difficult time with these places is they give you like 5-10 minutes to cum. So it's a fast and furious event, and I'm not into getting pumped like 100 miles an hour. I'm sure if I paid more, there is a slower and more drawn out enjoyable version of the handshake I would like. But I'm all about working within the $$ limits of 60 minutes. . 70 to the house, and. 60 to her. I get her to slow down before the final seconds of explosion, and just stopped her right before the final shot. It worked out well, and I think she enjoyed stopping while watching me blow a massive load for what seems like 5-10 seconds. In the end, a little coaching during those 5-10 min goes a long way. Check out Summer at my favorite jack shack when you can.

**AmpMonger18** · 06-19-24 08:00

Originally Posted by AceRimmer340 [View Original Post]

I've been a regular for a few years. She gets more fun with each visit.

Jenny is just a few miles north of Lakes if you are in the area.

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/215052.html

**Member #2613** · 06-17-24 15:51

Originally Posted by SparkySmith [View Original Post]

Yes, that's happened to Sparky. The woman just smiled and covered him, and went on to give a good, legitimate massage. It wasn't a problem, and frankly a real massage can be enjoyable. Part of the fun for Sparky is not knowing what to expect, and to see what's on the table, LOL.

Speaking of legit massages. So after a few attempts to see what is or maybe available at secret garden. I can fairly certain say there is nothing. Or at least for me.

So I have set up sessions with both the owner and other ladies there (India and I can remember the other one. I went in hoping but prepared to get nothing aside from a legit massage.

As usual, I laid naked on the table. Hard dick and all- but was quickly covered. In few instance there were, what appeared, as brushes with my hard shit, now I can say those were accidental and nothing has been offeredso I am done wasting my money with there.

Nice folks but at 100+ for just the rub. I am better off at massage envy or the like.

Just my two cents.

**Sparky Smith** · 06-17-24 09:13

Originally Posted by Train88 [View Original Post]

Ever laid down naked on a table and then it turns out the place is totally legit? How did the woman react? There's an AMP right near me I want to try, but no one has said a word about if they're legit or not. And I don't want to freak out some poor girl whose just there to do a regular massage job and didn't consent to my naked ass.

Yes, that's happened to Sparky. The woman just smiled and covered him, and went on to give a good, legitimate massage. It wasn't a problem, and frankly a real massage can be enjoyable. Part of the fun for Sparky is not knowing what to expect, and to see what's on the table, LOL.

**Train88** · 06-17-24 08:37

Ever laid down naked on a table and then it turns out the place is totally legit? How did the woman react? There's an AMP right near me I want to try, but no one has said a word about if they're legit or not. And I don't want to freak out some poor girl whose just there to do a regular massage job and didn't consent to my naked ass.

**FartCity** · 06-14-24 19:34

Originally Posted by SkullMarked25 [View Original Post]

Plus, isn't it like, right next to a police station?

That's just asking for trouble.

Fuck no. If you're doing anything illegal, the closer you are to a police station, the better. If anything goes tits up, you have help right there. All my best guys sold from police station parking lots because it was safest for everyone. It's not hoodrat shit. Again, avoid hoodrat shit. Asian places have their shit together, safe and tight. The east side hoodrat shit, you could easily be dealing with an unhappy Pimp, and even if the cops are across the street, they can't help you once you go inside.

**SkullMarked25** · 06-14-24 17:11

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

Totally understand the desire for a non-Asian mp experience, but this ain't it, man. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Repeat. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Plus, isn't it like, right next to a police station?

That's just asking for trouble.

**FartCity** · 06-14-24 11:35

Originally Posted by JackManus [View Original Post]

Is fantasy massages in Brooklyn still a thing? Anyone have any recent experience? Looking for a non Asian MP and I know this is really the only possibility around here.

Totally understand the desire for a non-Asian mp experience, but this ain't it, man. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Repeat. Avoid hoodrat shit.

**mountainman7890** · 06-11-24 17:56

Is fantasy massages in Brooklyn still a thing? Anyone have any recent experience? Looking for a non Asian MP and I know this is really the only possibility around here.