Massage Parlor Reports

[Train88]

Ever laid down naked on a table and then it turns out the place is totally legit? How did the woman react? There's an AMP right near me I want to try, but no one has said a word about if they're legit or not. And I don't want to freak out some poor girl whose just there to do a regular massage job and didn't consent to my naked ass.

[FartCity]

Plus, isn't it like, right next to a police station?

That's just asking for trouble.

Fuck no. If you're doing anything illegal, the closer you are to a police station, the better. If anything goes tits up, you have help right there. All my best guys sold from police station parking lots because it was safest for everyone. It's not hoodrat shit. Again, avoid hoodrat shit. Asian places have their shit together, safe and tight. The east side hoodrat shit, you could easily be dealing with an unhappy Pimp, and even if the cops are across the street, they can't help you once you go inside.

[SkullMarked25]

Totally understand the desire for a non-Asian mp experience, but this ain't it, man. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Repeat. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Plus, isn't it like, right next to a police station?

That's just asking for trouble.

[FartCity]

Is fantasy massages in Brooklyn still a thing? Anyone have any recent experience? Looking for a non Asian MP and I know this is really the only possibility around here.

Totally understand the desire for a non-Asian mp experience, but this ain't it, man. Avoid hoodrat shit.

Repeat. Avoid hoodrat shit.

[mountainman7890]

Is fantasy massages in Brooklyn still a thing? Anyone have any recent experience? Looking for a non Asian MP and I know this is really the only possibility around here.

[JohnnyMong]

What's her OF handle?

At lillylickyou.

Not a ton of content, but it's a good way to check a gal out.

[MikeyD138]

I checked out her of. Very hot, but I'll pass if this is true. Seems to lack emotion in her content.

What's her OF handle?

[AceRimmer340]

I checked out her of. Very hot, but I'll pass if this is true. Seems to lack emotion in her content.

I've been a regular for a few years. She gets more fun with each visit.

[CoMoTgr]

Was in Stl yesterday and since they had a TS I decided to check out Jasmine on Chippewa. Got Jenny who said was 31, which seemed about right. Pd the. 7, went for TS first which included some early tease and OTC rubbing. I asked if next time nuru might be possible and she indicated positively but said she did not understand (but she did, she used that excuse when she didn't want to answer). Back in room massage was ok at best, but again she did tease and play a lot and allowed much OTC rubbing with some nip play of her small t's. Again, it sounded like more options could be available on another visit, but since she originally wanted $1 for HJ don't know what more would be. I did still overpay at. 8 but she was pretty fun so didn't mind that much.

On a side note, I also visited Secret Garden for a deep tissue with India. It is an interesting place and it certainly makes one wonder, but she made it very clear that she only did professional massage, that was draped. She kept apologizing saying she really felt like I was there for something more, but I did go for the massage, which was great and if more was available all the better. On my way out did meet and chat with owner Sara, so may try setting something up with her in the future.

[HotStoneStl]

Deep tissue if you want it. Nice fun staff. They focus on massage here however extras are available if you are a regular. BTY, never call this or any AMP asking about services other than massage. Both legit stores and jack shacks will NEVER talk about anything other than massage on the phone or on text. Get the info here and by going yourself.

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/237739.html

DM for details.

[RoyBoy69]

Anyone know if Savannah from PLM does BJ or FS?

When I last saw her, which was a year ago, it was NO and YES.

[JohnnyMong]

It was a lot better when it was still called Harmony massage.

The last time I ever went there and there will not be a repeat, massage started off with Lily. Now keep in mind she's the only one who even knows how to give a massage where the dam in that place nowadays. As a matter of fact one of those girls is downright awful at the massage part of it. I had pretty much made up my mind if they tried to give me one of those other girls I was just going to politely decline and walk out. But to my good fortune really started with the massage and I knew she was good so I went ahead and jumped on the table blah blah blah yada yada yada. Then the doorbell up front rings and she walks out which I thought was odd because there were two other people in the place who could have answered the door then she comes back in but I noticed pretty quickly that the massage now sucks balls all of a sudden. I mean literally somebody just lightly squeezing my legs with their hands. It wasn't even a massage and I look back and surprise, surprise, it's not Lily anymore it's that god-awful massage chick.

I ended up just stopping the massage and walking out. I mean talk about the ultimate bait and switch.

I had been there dozens upon dozens of times over last few years it wasn't like they didn't know me or I wasn't a regular and they still tried to pull this shit on me.

I checked out her of. Very hot, but I'll pass if this is true. Seems to lack emotion in her content.

[Rickstr352]

I think the point is that her being late so often is rude. And there seem to be a lot more rub providers that are a little cheaper. Maybe that's why her ad has her running a sale.

Now, was this an actual date or is date slang for something else?

Typo for Daty.

[JakeTime7]

My experience with her this year has been all great. Great bod, mutual touch with the VIP, no rush, ok massage, like the boob rub also! And have had date a few times.

I think the point is that her being late so often is rude. And there seem to be a lot more rub providers that are a little cheaper. Maybe that's why her ad has her running a sale.

Now, was this an actual date or is date slang for something else?

[Rickstr352]

About 3 months ago, she was late by 15 minutes, still I was out in 35 to 40 minutes. I did not select VIP session.

My experience with her this year has been all great. Great bod, mutual touch with the VIP, no rush, ok massage, like the boob rub also! And have had date a few times.