Massage Parlor Reports

[TomBrandon]

Just a follow-up to forestall any complaints about having to wait as for places that are getting too busy: you'll be fine. We've got a city to save. Bring a newspaper, and hit me with a fist-bump on my way out.

Let's fucking go.

Alright brothers, it's fucking on.

For far too long this city has been a god damn ghost town when it comes to decent AMP fuck meat. The number of skanky old hags I've fucked due to no better options is depressing. The powers that be had determined that this market would put up with that bullshit because we just didn't have any other options.

Well no longer.

We have a growing number of shops that are putting out some fantastic product right now. We all know who they are at this point.

It is time for us to bandy together and get this shit turned around. Let's shower the good ones with all the business we can muster. I want you each to dig deep, so your civic duty and fuck the shit out of these adorable, fun, tight young pussies until they have no choice but to up the capacity even further. We need to cut off the aging granny business cold turkey, and get them to rotate the sunsetting veterans to second tier markets and channel more of the good stuff our way.

With your help, sacrifice and tireless devotion, I believe we can make a difference, not only in our community, but in the lives of the young, aspiring talent of tomorrow.

Who's with me?

[SkeletonKey6]

All jokes aside, you actually have some pretty sound tight logic with this and I am with you.

I would just add one additional step to the protocol here: Before going to AMPs with the young hotties pay a few visits to the old ham beast AMPs and ask to see all of their elderly garbage and then walk the fuck out laughing as you leave. If these retirement home AMPs get enough walk outs the a-hole owners will be forced to improve their lineups or better yet go out of business.

Alright brothers, it's fucking on.

For far too long this city has been a god damn ghost town when it comes to decent AMP fuck meat. The number of skanky old hags I've fucked due to no better options is depressing. The powers that be had determined that this market would put up with that bullshit because we just didn't have any other options.

Well no longer.

We have a growing number of shops that are putting out some fantastic product right now. We all know who they are at this point.

It is time for us to bandy together and get this shit turned around. Let's shower the good ones with all the business we can muster. I want you each to dig deep, so your civic duty and fuck the shit out of these adorable, fun, tight young pussies until they have no choice but to up the capacity even further. We need to cut off the aging granny business cold turkey, and get them to rotate the sunsetting veterans to second tier markets and channel more of the good stuff our way.

With your help, sacrifice and tireless devotion, I believe we can make a difference, not only in our community, but in the lives of the young, aspiring talent of tomorrow.

Who's with me?

[TomBrandon]

Alright brothers, it's fucking on.

For far too long this city has been a god damn ghost town when it comes to decent AMP fuck meat. The number of skanky old hags I've fucked due to no better options is depressing. The powers that be had determined that this market would put up with that bullshit because we just didn't have any other options.

Well no longer.

We have a growing number of shops that are putting out some fantastic product right now. We all know who they are at this point.

It is time for us to bandy together and get this shit turned around. Let's shower the good ones with all the business we can muster. I want you each to dig deep, so your civic duty and fuck the shit out of these adorable, fun, tight young pussies until they have no choice but to up the capacity even further. We need to cut off the aging granny business cold turkey, and get them to rotate the sunsetting veterans to second tier markets and channel more of the good stuff our way.

With your help, sacrifice and tireless devotion, I believe we can make a difference, not only in our community, but in the lives of the young, aspiring talent of tomorrow.

Who's with me?

[Justice2001]

I'll be downtown for some work later this week, but it's not familiar territory.

Any suggestions worth checking within walking or quick Uber distance from First Hill?

One on 3rd Ave called LA moon that has attractive but saran wrap service based off reports here.

Also Nini. I saw Nicole there. Attractive MILF with handy. It's by the space needle.

[AussieFury]

I'll be downtown for some work later this week, but it's not familiar territory.

Any suggestions worth checking within walking or quick Uber distance from First Hill?

[LonelyMan718]

Met Vivi couple of days back and wow what an experience. Had a great time, she's pretty with a great personality and gives a solid massage. My preference going forward Vivi - Angela - Coco (don't get me wrong all 3 are fabulous and will make sure you have a phenomenal time) Good is great.

I must have got her on a bad day because her massage was trash even by AMP standards.

[Shogun Hua]

It seems obvious (at least to me) that accepting bookings and confirming with language such as you "have a date" has almost zero upside and potentially big downside, and is the worst alternative of three business practices (keep bookings for repeat clients; do not take bookings; or take bookings from repeat clients, but do not honor them). Many of us drive fairly long distances (fighting perpetually awful traffic on 405) to get to popular locations, with time pressures and tight schedules. Hence, having to awkwardly sit 20 or even 50 minutes in the timeout corner to wait for your girl in the event a walk-in snagged her, or try someone else randomly (which based on my first experience ended 25 minutes early at the behest of the provider CAN go wrong) is an unwelcome development. It seems like the first rule of business should be to underpromise and overdeliver. Few things are worse in a customer-service endeavor worse than setting up an expectation for client that is then unfulfilled.

Yeah, that is the risk you are going to have to take if you choose to drive that far. For me, I think that I would walk if an appointment wasnt kept and I didn't like the who I was awarded. You are going to have to weigh out your options and maybe have some back up plans.

[TheTaoOfLove69]

Spending some extra time in Seattle. Had some down time from tech conferences. Stopped by Studio One On park Ave. Biss. Was greeted by Crystal and Vivian.

They took me to the room for a 4 hands massage. Crystal started in with some DFK and grabbed my cock aggressively Vivian came up from behind and started kissing my neck. It was on at that point as I was hard as a rock. They both got down on their knees and gave me and expert blowjob. Sharing the love equally. Deep throating me One after the other. It was a mind blowing experience.

I was ready to fuck at that point so I set the up on the table and took my time long stroking their pussies. With a condom switch each time I hit the other. I generally take a long time to pop but when I was ready they asked me if I wanted to CIM. So yeah. I did. Check these girls out you won't be disappointed.

[NeedsGlasses]

Amazing Head in Bellevue.

No, I haven't been there. It's new, and the title is the name. It comes up in a google search, with address etc. A FS ATF of mine moved there a week ago, but moved back after 2 days due to strong paint smell after remodel. Should be dissipated by now. FS AMP is rare in Bellevue, so this is promising news.

[BadiMage]

TL; DR YMMV leaning towards low milage.

Going off memory here and I'm fucking terrible with names so bear with me. This is a solid year or so worth of mongering memory. Going down the list from RM. You're welcome.

Lavender 3 x. One pudgy MILF and 2 x younger chick (Vivian I think? MILF was able to push boundaries & came on her tits while straddling her on the table. Vivian has firmer boundaries but is very playful and sensual. I think more avail w / her but for $$ Not very discrete, dt Bellevue lots of foot traffic.

B Spa 1 x. New kid in town and seems promising. Massage was average & short. Passionate thicc MILF, BBBJ covered FS, came on her tits w / her mouth open lots of encouragement. Will repeat. Easy parking & discrete entrance. $$.

Zen Zone 1 x. If I remember correctly this was the weird ass place that had butterface mamasan giving 1/2-assed massage with her younger trainee at same time. Firm boundaries pulled away w / any groping but there were both present during the main event, which felt more like I was a demo prop for a community college workshop of awkward inter-generational handys. If that's your thing this is your place, not judging. Out of the way & discrete. $.4.

Noble Spa 2 x. Seedy place in the last strip mall to survive dt Bellevue. Younger enthusiastic providers, covered FS. $$. Not very discrete.

Renue Spa 2 x. Skinny pre-MILF smelled of smoke. Fun & encouraging but strong upsell. Wanted $$ for standard rub & tug hinted $$$ for FS, won't repeat past the 2 x mark unless I hear about new talent. Strip mall wide open not very discrete..

Saving this! Thanks for the info.

[IzziBoi112]

Met Vivi couple of days back and wow what an experience. Had a great time, she's pretty with a great personality and gives a solid massage. My preference going forward Vivi - Angela - Coco (don't get me wrong all 3 are fabulous and will make sure you have a phenomenal time) Good is great.

Overdue report but got the chance to see Coco first and then Angela a couple weeks later. Both are very pretty and will make sure you have an amazing time.

Angela is hands down the best provider I'm seen at any AMP, She's the full package and you'll be mesmerized by the experience. The place was popping with 1 doorbell after another but luckily there were 3 providers total (Miko being the other one) so each visitor was attended to. Do not miss out. I'll never go to another AMP.

[Emo67]

Some great and helpful comments to my previous post have been illuminating. Again, a noob here, so any thoughts by wiser and more experienced members are welcome.

It seems like my main takeaway is the veracity of my first suggestion. Namely, that if reservations / bookings have zero effect on seeing the person you are booking, simply say that the establishment does not take reservations, it is on a first come first served, but that all the women are laser-focused on providing a great experience and that you encourage them to come in a see for themselves. Now I happen to think a second alternative, accepting reservations to repeat customers who have shown up in the past, is the best business practice. It helps with planning for the girls, managing flow better, and if obviously more convenient to repeat and reliable customers.

It seems obvious (at least to me) that accepting bookings and confirming with language such as you "have a date" has almost zero upside and potentially big downside, and is the worst alternative of three business practices (keep bookings for repeat clients; do not take bookings; or take bookings from repeat clients, but do not honor them). Many of us drive fairly long distances (fighting perpetually awful traffic on 405) to get to popular locations, with time pressures and tight schedules. Hence, having to awkwardly sit 20 or even 50 minutes in the timeout corner to wait for your girl in the event a walk-in snagged her, or try someone else randomly (which based on my first experience ended 25 minutes early at the behest of the provider CAN go wrong) is an unwelcome development. It seems like the first rule of business should be to underpromise and overdeliver. Few things are worse in a customer-service endeavor worse than setting up an expectation for client that is then unfulfilled.

It seems like another solid suggestion is to make sure personnel are honest with their clientele. So if someone is coming in with a booking to see someone specific, yet that person has taken a walk-in, to be upfront and let the client know that is the case. Having someone represent themselves to be the person booked when that is not the case just creates unnecessary deceit and (yet again) the potential for client expectations being left unfulfilled (not to mention needlessly creating distrust with one's client base). While I had the bracing, yet truthful, acknowledgement that my booked girl was with a walk-in in one instance while frequenting a popular location, on two other occasions I had girls tell me they were somebody they were not.

Again, these are suggestions coming from a fan of at least one popular location, hoping they become the kind of establishment that does not induce false hopes or expectations for their clientele (especially for those who are relatively new, but want to be regular patrons). Be kind and safe out there gents!

[FlyingGolfball]

Thank you. Well said, man. Well said.

Hope others who have bad luck with these girls take a note.

I agree on getting their personal # for appt. I never though someone else offsite could reply to those appt text (I have most of girls' number via WeChat).

No wonder some particular individual here never get to see the one he booked.

This community is made up a few dozen active contributors and a few hundred invisible lurkers who react exponentially to the reviews. It's ironic that we'll rave about a particular location for weeks and then rant when our recommendations are followed. As "reviewers", we have a measurable effect on the livelihood of our providers-whether they're aware of it or not.

I know of only one location where we're asked to "please give them good review" and as I confirmed yesterday, they don't even know where these reviews are, let alone read them. I was at the dental building from 6:00 until after 7:00 pm, prime time on a Friday night and the bell rang once. When was leaving, all three girls were cooling their heels in the break room. We talked about (through translator app, obvs) how the current zeitgeist was that they were so busy that service was suffering-the obvious irony being that this has resulted in a large drop in traffic lately. Negative reviews of any kind are bad for business.

Some things they'd like you to be aware of:

-The main number is off site. Appointments made through it may or may not get fully communicated to the on-site staff. Particularly specific provider requests.

-A walk-in is a bird in the hand. Appointments, especially for new clients, are 2 flakey birds in the Bush that fly away more often than not.

-No walk-in will be turned away unless there's already someone waiting in the time out corner-in which case they'll ask you to come back in X minutes.

-Once they know you, you'll likely be given a more direct point of contact and appointments will be taken more seriously.

-They have more than enough capacity. They have a breakfast, lunch and dinner rush. They're pretty bored the rest of the time and would rather be spending that time with their clients.

I'll add some recommendations:

-If you don't know the girls by name when you see them, don't expect them to know you, appointment or not.

-Make an attempt to connect; don't say "are you x?" Ask their name and give them 'a name' to call you. Ask them if they remember it as you leave. Be memorable.

-Don't bother making appointments further out than the next morning. If you make a date through the main number and the reply is only "ok", you're a walk-in.

-Go with the available provider. You can't go wrong. The others will come in and "introduce themselves" while you're there-they're very good like that.

There's no authority here. We're just degenerates trading info who sometimes also try to preserve the viability of a unicorn location and end up causing the opposite result.

Cheers.

[AussieFury]

To prove (maybe to myself?) that I'm not a Good-only simp. I popped in on Magnolia Renton today with no intent to stay. I just wanted to fight off the FOMO.

Mamasan Lucky answered the door. We've known each other for many years. She was always the initial woman behind the door at the CFG's Harrington apartment. She'd either be the only one working (no thanks) or she'd immediately go get the younger girl. If she was attractive, I'd stay. Probably 50/50 odds.

Today when she answered the door, she did the same as she always does now: no smile, invites me in, and says "wait here for new girl. ".

Our walked someone, I can't remember her name. Short, cute, decent bod, but not hot enough to make me want to stay. To exit politely, I'll often tell a white lie and say I was looking for a different girl who was here last week named Cici. She tried to get me to stay. I again declined and headed for the door. She said "wait I get other new girl.

Fine. I may as well take a peek. I heard her walk in the back and speak Chinese and say "Cici.

Out walked a smoke show with a banging yoga body. Face is gorgeous with dimples. She looked kinda familiar but I couldn't place her. She introduced herself as Cici (LOL). But by the time we got to the room I remembered: she's Mimi and I met her once (and reviewed her) at Magnilia Burien a while back. She left there before I could see her again.

No wonder they didnt put her out first. Nobody else here would get business.

She giggled when I told her I know she is Mimi. That’s the name she’s still using.

No kissing. Good massage. Great topless body on body with her TIGHT body. Alcohol spray on the flip and that dumb cling wrap BJ. But she has skill.

Highlight is the FS. She's snug and spirited and enjoys a pounding with all the anime noises. She has a strange tailbone, but nothing distracting. Bush is trimmed tho I prefer bare or more aggressively trimmed.

Tiny enough to carry her around the room while still docked.

I'd still hit Good first, but if they're busy Mimi at Magnilia and Vivian at Studio / Bliss are both decent Renton options this month.

Tell her Hi from Big Monkey to see those dimples and megawatt smile.

P.S. The surprise of the visit, however, came at the end when we were chatting via translate app. I told her Lucky must be sad when I show up because I have never stayed for her and always ask for the younger girl. She surprised me when she said that Lucky wasnt sad at all and told her that I was a very very nice man.

Huh. So I guess now I have to go back and finally bang Lucky.

[AussieFury]

This community is made up a few dozen active contributors and a few hundred invisible lurkers who react exponentially to the reviews. It's ironic that we'll rave about a particular location for weeks and then rant when our recommendations are followed. As "reviewers", we have a measurable effect on the livelihood of our providers-whether they're aware of it or not.

I know of only one location where we're asked to "please give them good review" and as I confirmed yesterday, they don't even know where these reviews are, let alone read them. I was at the dental building from 6:00 until after 7:00 pm, prime time on a Friday night and the bell rang once. When was leaving, all three girls were cooling their heels in the break room. We talked about (through translator app, obvs) how the current zeitgeist was that they were so busy that service was suffering-the obvious irony being that this has resulted in a large drop in traffic lately. Negative reviews of any kind are bad for business.

Some things they'd like you to be aware of:

-The main number is off site. Appointments made through it may or may not get fully communicated to the on-site staff. Particularly specific provider requests.

-A walk-in is a bird in the hand. Appointments, especially for new clients, are 2 flakey birds in the Bush that fly away more often than not.

-No walk-in will be turned away unless there's already someone waiting in the time out corner-in which case they'll ask you to come back in X minutes.

-Once they know you, you'll likely be given a more direct point of contact and appointments will be taken more seriously.

-They have more than enough capacity. They have a breakfast, lunch and dinner rush. They're pretty bored the rest of the time and would rather be spending that time with their clients.

I'll add some recommendations:

-If you don't know the girls by name when you see them, don't expect them to know you, appointment or not.

-Make an attempt to connect; don't say "are you x?" Ask their name and give them 'a name' to call you. Ask them if they remember it as you leave. Be memorable.

-Don't bother making appointments further out than the next morning. If you make a date through the main number and the reply is only "ok", you're a walk-in.

-Go with the available provider. You can't go wrong. The others will come in and "introduce themselves" while you're there-they're very good like that.

There's no authority here. We're just degenerates trading info who sometimes also try to preserve the viability of a unicorn location and end up causing the opposite result.

Cheers.

Slow clap.

DB dropping truth.