Massage Parlor Reports

[LonelyMan718]

This is definitely a FS shop. There were two ladies, both probably in their 30's.

The one which did massage said she's from Korea, had nice titties, attractive face, and hairy Bush.

House fee $40/30 min.

I didn't want FS (she said $200, not sure if included house fee or not).

I had my own requests. Lots of negotiations with pulling back and forth, pretending to not understand, and other usual tricks. In the end I got regular rates.

Few other folks had good reports so I gave this place a shot since it is 5 min from my house. Having the door locked with a ringer on the street is rough, not ideal as it it pretty obvious what goes down here.

Liko answered the door, 30-40's skinny Chinese woman, cute in a mom sort of way. I give her 60 for the hour and get a pretty good massage for an AMP. Roaming hands allowed and giggling / teasing was nice. Only 1 girl was there as the other was "shopping". Getting hot towel and the doorbell rings, and things start to go off the handle.

She leaves to get the door, and I hear whisper talking since the walls don't go to the ceiling. It is quite obvious his monger just wants the jerk and go as he keeps saying "quick". She puts him in a room and comes to finish hot towel and than she says, and I am not kidding (through translate) "my stomach hurts can I use bathroom, be back in 5 minutes" I say sure knowing damn well what actually is happening. Well Mr. Quick took 15 minutes and after 10 I start to get dressed. I'm going to wait for her to come back to see where it goes. After she whispers him out the door she comes back shocked I am dressed. She realizes she messed up and starts to offer me my money back. I tell there was no reason to lie to me earlier and she knows damn well I could care less about the massage. She starts to fucking cry. Like c'Mon. This ain't the end of the world. I tell her it's fine and I want her to smile, and she fakes me one. I then take my pants off and she immediatley starts to stroke it.

I made a poor mistake and should have just taken the HE but was thinking like a horny monger so I asked for boom boom. The tip game starts so I say fine. Cover goes on and she lays down. Gets mad when I try DATY and says stop. Reluctantly tries CBJ but doesn't even put the whole head in her mouth, complaining it's too big and just boom boom. She lays down, I get an inch in and the whining starts. She keeps saying it's ok but I'm not into that. I say "just stroke it" and have her kneel between my legs. I ask for some chest rub, she frowns and starts doing it. I finish on her chest and she starts to gag. Sigh.

I get wiped off, get dressed, put 60 on the table and just walk out without saying anything.

Bummed I was hoping I had a close spot to for good FS. I probably can't go back so getting an HE is probably out of the picture. Oh well.

[SkeletonKey6]

Can you please verify $100 for a FULL 60 minute no extras session was the price? Is that what most people are paying normally for a no extras session these days? I haven't gotten a no extras session in a long time and wondering if legit session inflation has really gone up that much.

Leaving another Benji laid out in plain sight on top of clothes sounds like a good method, but also seems like a good way to get hustled by the less ethnical providers that are so common in Seattle these days. Has this method ever back-fired on you where they'll agree to take your additional Benji but then bait / switch on promised CFS and only deliver HE?

I took the plunge and scheduled with Glow today. Very nice shop, and Jenny looked amazing. Lovely 20's woman, tall and slender.
I'd echo what someone else had said. Very sensual but no delivery. She was well into my thighs face down, and was 3/16" away from the goodies the whole time face up. She knew exactly what she was and wasn't doing. I did my typical with shops I'm unsure of - $100 at the door, a Benji laid out in plain sight on top of my clothes. She didn't take it.
So. I think probably low percentage, but I plan to go back at least once more with $200 at the door to see if that changes things up.

[Mamouna]

Certainly the places I usually go to, you're lucky (or unlucky) to get the same provider twice, because they are long gone and the current staff has no idea who you are talking about.

It'd be nice to find a non-Asian provider. I've seen Latina mentioned on RM for Apple in Greenwood, although maybe not accurate or current.

Thank you!

[Seattle Ampfan]

1. should I ignore old reviews? Because they rotate staff every month or so, right?

Certainly the places I usually go to, you're lucky (or unlucky) to get the same provider twice, because they are long gone and the current staff has no idea who you are talking about.

On the other hand, there are places that seem to have the same people for years at a time. Like Eternity in North Seattle has had Yami and Candy for the past 4 years, and I imagine Jessica is still working at Crown Spa since forever.

2. Negotiate extras before I take off my clothes or not?

I think I'd worry about a Police bust doing that. At least wait until after the flip!

3. Recs on quality non-FS MP (HJ and / or BJ) in north Seattle right now?

Not a lot of talk about North Seattle these days. I've been going to Smiling Art in Ballard, younger talent wanting too much for tips. Eternity is cheaper, but then you're dealing with women in their 40's, and nothing more than a HJ. Although Symmetry across the street is even worse... women in the 40s and totally legit (but good if you want a real massage).

4. Any chance I can find a latina provider in north Seattle? Feel free to PM details.

It'd be nice to find a non-Asian provider. I've seen Latina mentioned on RM for Apple in Greenwood, although maybe not accurate or current.

[BuckNaked123]

Bellevue's like playing the slots, not great odds but when it happens you tend to cash in with something unexpected. Hopefully this list saves you some grief and $$.

Thanks for the information!

[Mamouna]

I'm a little rusty and need some help from you grizzled vets.

1. should I ignore old reviews? Because they rotate staff every month or so, right?

2. Negotiate extras before I take off my clothes or not?

3. Recs on quality non-FS MP (HJ and / or BJ) in north Seattle right now?

4. Any chance I can find a latina provider in north Seattle? Feel free to PM details.

I was in San Bernardino last month and should have taken advantage, I don't mind AMPs but variety is the spice of life.

[RoadHazard]

Is she gone for sure? I keep hearing she's there but working a weird scheduled. Mixed bag for me. Will do anything, but just a damn strange woman.


Many thanks for the intel!

No longer lives in Bellevue but occasionally commutes back on weekends. Haven't been able to catch her. Strange for sure, not always my cup of tea but always DTF.

[WillShook]

.with Joyce (retired)

Is she gone for sure? I keep hearing she's there but working a weird scheduled. Mixed bag for me. Will do anything, but just a damn strange woman.

Green Life 3 x. Another YMMV place.

I had a great experience here out of the gate and then 2 x horseshit and never went back. I see "new ownership", but.

Healing Hands. Pre-MILF, fit firm curvy body, very little roaming allowed firm boundaries, 1/2 way decent massage very encouraging & enthusiastic tug with loads of oil. Prob won't repeat. $. 6.

Interesting; they've been on my radar for a while as they had some discreet ads some time back and looked like a nice clean shop.

Many thanks for the intel!

[RoadHazard]

Thanks for swinging by Glow and letting everyone know how things turned out for you. Much appreciated!

Exact same with Lina, the new proprietor here. She's hot but was never able to crack the code after multiple visits while she was at Oasis. Get blue balls thinking about her & that fit spinner MILF body of hers. If you can get with her you won the game.

[RoadHazard]

TL; DR YMMV leaning towards low milage.

Going off memory here and I'm fucking terrible with names so bear with me. This is a solid year or so worth of mongering memory. Going down the list from RM. You're welcome.

Lavender 3 x. One pudgy MILF and 2 x younger chick (Vivian I think? MILF was able to push boundaries & came on her tits while straddling her on the table. Vivian has firmer boundaries but is very playful and sensual. I think more avail w / her but for $$ Not very discrete, dt Bellevue lots of foot traffic.

B Spa 1 x. New kid in town and seems promising. Massage was average & short. Passionate thicc MILF, BBBJ covered FS, came on her tits w / her mouth open lots of encouragement. Will repeat. Easy parking & discrete entrance. $$.

Zen Zone 1 x. If I remember correctly this was the weird ass place that had butterface mamasan giving 1/2-assed massage with her younger trainee at same time. Firm boundaries pulled away w / any groping but there were both present during the main event, which felt more like I was a demo prop for a community college workshop of awkward inter-generational handys. If that's your thing this is your place, not judging. Out of the way & discrete. $.4.

Noble Spa 2 x. Seedy place in the last strip mall to survive dt Bellevue. Younger enthusiastic providers, covered FS. $$. Not very discrete.

Renue Spa 2 x. Skinny pre-MILF smelled of smoke. Fun & encouraging but strong upsell. Wanted $$ for standard rub & tug hinted $$$ for FS, won't repeat past the 2 x mark unless I hear about new talent. Strip mall wide open not very discrete.

Fall Health 2 x. Yet another skinny pre-MILF. Out of the way location tucked back in industrial area but not very private rooms with their 1/2 walls. 2nd time there stank super bad like power went out at an Asian grocery store and all the fish were decomposing. Nah won't be back. FS 1/2 hr $. 6.

Healthy Living 3 x. There's actually 2 massage places here, one on the corner and one back behind off to the side. Side door one is old granny, decent massage, then goes straight to jacking with no warning LOL. I had her stop both times and opted out. I just can't. Not even gilf, beyond that. Place up front is legit massage no extras.

Meet Health 1 x. Close to Fall Health & very similar, standard jack shack w / FS for the right $. Prob won't repeat, a lot of traffic, phone calls, etc.

Be Happy 6 x. Very much YMMV place. 3 x with 3 different people, vague hints of extras but ultimately none offered. Then other 3 x with Joyce (retired) who was pretty much anything-goes few boundaries. Somewhat discrete side entrance in strip mall. They seemed to be shut down (temporarily? For the past 3 weeks or so, prob looking for new talent.

Green Life 3 x. Another YMMV place. 2 x w / same girl, thicc 20-something, good English, firm natural tits, sensual lomi-lomi style massage but skips to main event too soon IMO. Firm boundaries on FS but high marks for enthusiasm & playful personality, she is there most days but sorry can't remember name. 1 x with Taiwanese girl, hot with bangin body but super awkward to the point & passed on anything extra.

Sunny 2 x. Standard rub & tug nothing beyond that. Above average massage quality. $. 6.

"K&Q" 2 x. What it's listed as but now somebody's name (sorry shit memory with names). Above average massage by fit attractive younger Asian no extras, super mild flirting. Apparently she'll let you finish yourself if you push boundaries.

Oasis (next to Acura). Multiple times. My go-to for legit therapeutic massage w / sensual twist. Maria the gilf mamasan will get flirty if you push boundaries. Had a raging boner once and she treated me like one of those corny step mom (or grandma in her case) pornos were they reluctantly indulge your pervy fantasy as you get yourself off, rolling their eyes as if they're not getting paid enough for this shit. Hotty spinner MILF Lina used to work here (Now Glow Spa in Factoria), again super flirty but never any extras. One time I pulled the younger understudy who out of the blue offered tug after what I thought was legit rub, but that was the only action I ever got there throughout multiple visits.

Ocean Relax 1 x. (across from Oasis). Standard rub & tub, not much personality. $. 6.

Healing Hands. Pre-MILF, fit firm curvy body, very little roaming allowed firm boundaries, 1/2 way decent massage very encouraging & enthusiastic tug with loads of oil. Prob won't repeat. $. 6.

Jade Harbor 2 x. Seem to have a lot of staff here to explore and only recently started visiting. 1st time attractive MILF but not indication of anything extra. 2nd time another MILF not very attractive but fun & engaging personality. However what started off as a very promising encounter with lots of light sensual massage & carress around ass & groin ended up being a big fat nothing burger. Confused by that.

Bay Point 2 x, legit only, decent massage.

Chinese Tuina 3 x, skinny gilf proprietor that used to work here now runs MySpa over by Dunn Lumber. Decent massage & standard tug she usually get's right to business. Allowed DATY 1 x but wasn't able to repeat & she seems more reluctant to offer extras at the new location. New staff at Tuina all younger & attractive, flirty w / hugs but all seem to have firm boundaries. Vicky. Part of new staff at Tuina offers well above average massage might be my new fav for legit services.

WTF is name of this place?? Sorry folks it's next to Habitat in strip mall on Bell Red. New place for me 2 x. Playful flirty gilf generous with hugs & kisses but both times no real action besides getting to play with her huge-nip a-cups after a lot of encouragement & pushing of boundaries on my part. On the fence with this one, might be back just out of curiosity to see how far it can go.

Water cube 3 x. Kind of a weird place, next to Daman's bar across from Fred Meyer, pretty sure it's 100% these days except for that one time & pulled the new recruit who was had ZERO boundaries but unfortunately I take it she got fired as a result because I haven't seen her in 2 x I've been back, which were both legit massage only.

I'm prob forgetting something will post an update if I remember anything.

Bellevue's like playing the slots, not great odds but when it happens you tend to cash in with something unexpected. Hopefully this list saves you some grief and $$.

[KitWalker1967]

I took the plunge and scheduled with Glow today. Very nice shop, and Jenny looked amazing. Lovely 20's woman, tall and slender.

I'd echo what someone else had said. Very sensual but no delivery. She was well into my thighs face down, and was 3/16" away from the goodies the whole time face up. She knew exactly what she was and wasn't doing. I did my typical with shops I'm unsure of - $100 at the door, a Benji laid out in plain sight on top of my clothes. She didn't take it.

So. I think probably low percentage, but I plan to go back at least once more with $200 at the door to see if that changes things up.

Thanks for swinging by Glow and letting everyone know how things turned out for you. Much appreciated!

[Mamouna]

Which spa was it? I try to be as descriptive as possible but also acknowledge that all sorts of things can influence the provider's mood and service. That sucks that yours wasn't what you deserved.

I believe it was Lotus, it was off a cul-de-sac in a strip mall.

[WillShook]

I took the plunge and scheduled with Glow today. Very nice shop, and Jenny looked amazing. Lovely 20's woman, tall and slender.

I'd echo what someone else had said. Very sensual but no delivery. She was well into my thighs face down, and was 3/16" away from the goodies the whole time face up. She knew exactly what she was and wasn't doing. I did my typical with shops I'm unsure of - $100 at the door, a Benji laid out in plain sight on top of my clothes. She didn't take it.

So. I think probably low percentage, but I plan to go back at least once more with $200 at the door to see if that changes things up.

[RoadHazard]

Try Jessica at Lotus FedWay if you're looking for a fun MILF.

Will do, Thanks AF.

Asian MILF is my happy place.

[ZoooBus]

Please fill us in where these are. I just got back from Chicago, and at least 3 places were like this, including the best two. I like it.

I was in Marysville yesterday and walked by a place that was a nail spa, but one their outdoor signage it also said "Men's spa". I might go back and take one for the team. It is on the same building as what is now supposedly closed L Massage on 5th street. L Massage was on the south side of the building on the second floor. This nail spa is on 1326 5th street on the north side. If you got to Rubmaps the blue arrow is off by a block and a half. They have that on State and Fourth. Go north one block to 5th street and look left on their map. The buildings are correctly addressed at least.