Massage Parlor Reports

[Coopertars]

As I said before Chinatown joints are doing something wrong all Tokyo, Perfect Archer and Orange got paid visits by CPD this Isn't the case for Spa's up North or around the West Side. Even SXL downtown Isn't getting raided and It's really just A "Nail Salon".

You mean the few spas in a concentrated spot that all use like tiktok, instagram, twitter and blatantly post about a harem of cum guzzlers on the advertising sites are getting busted and the ones that are spread out and more low key arent? Weird.

[Jay117]

West River Spa: after two below average experiences with one provider (unfortunately did not get a name: smaller build, paranoid look on her face) I asked for Selena and had a pleasant time. Bit older in the face but great body. Decent massage followed by BBBJ AND 69 for 1. 4 in addition to house fee. Would recommend.

Selena (formerly Juju, formerly Selena) is one of my ATFs in Chicago. We just get along well and she does have a great body. Highly recommend.

[GMoney05]

Is it just me, or do these places have disproportionately high plumbing issues? LOL.

Both Perfect Archer and Orange happened to have Water / Pipe problems during the same time after CPD stopped by. It's just explaining why they aren't open without scaring costumers away about Cops sniffing around.

[GMoney05]

I don't think the cpd was there to check their pipes!.

Okay good point. Odd why would they lie. Also now they are sneaking business Into some Apartment same setting as he HKPD 35th Apartments. As I said before Chinatown joints are doing something wrong all Tokyo, Perfect Archer and Orange got paid visits by CPD this Isn't the case for Spa's up North or around the West Side. Even SXL downtown Isn't getting raided and It's really just A "Nail Salon".

[TomDoe]

West River Spa: after two below average experiences with one provider (unfortunately did not get a name: smaller build, paranoid look on her face) I asked for Selena and had a pleasant time. Bit older in the face but great body. Decent massage followed by BBBJ AND 69 for 1. 4 in addition to house fee. Would recommend.

Princess Thai on Milwaukee: Zoey is a milfy thai who gives an above average massage followed by great L1 release. Got naked and paid 1 tip. I don't think more is available at this location. Saw one other decent looking provider.

Jw rejuvenation just reopened on chicago ave, they were a decent spot at one time. Might be worth checking out too.

[Boston2060]

My experience with Sunkiss is that the finish is DIY but they'll give a little help. And OTC touching is allowed. Great massage and table shower.

If anyone could Direct message me with any Sunkiss recommendations or stories. I like it there but was wondering if any of them do more than level 1.

[Boston2060]

My experience with Sunkiss is that the finish is DIY but they'll give a little help. And OTC touching is allowed. Great massage and table shower.

I like Sunkiss but what's the deal with the cameras pointed towards the sidewalk? Definitely wish those weren't there.

[Billy73]

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This guy is a troll and I've been 6 accounts of his. When he starts a new one please report it so I can ban it.

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[Billy73]

Orange is open again per poster Englee below. What happened to the paperwork that you saw? Can you double check the paperwork again? Reopening after a week is not permanently.

Funny how you finally come out of hiding.

Ever hear of a John Sting. Smile at the camera facing Oranges Front Door across the street and also the one that was just installed on the pole near the dispensary supply shop.

Yep those are CPD Cameras drive by and look for yourself seeing you climbed out of your hole.

[Wirelessone]

Believe what you want I know what you guys don't and now telling you guys nothing moving forward good luck when you get caught with your dick 2 inches in a girls ass.

But I digress, safe to say any guys reading this board or not understand that paying for sects is against the law. Mongers need to exercise their (completely made up by the supreme Court) right to remain silent if caught with or in a massage parlor / girl and ask for their lawyer.

None of this however will stop you from being arrested but shut up and don't give them more info to use against you. It's similar you should always refuse to take road side sobriety test, why put on video for a judge to see you staggering trying to walk a chalk line, so do yourself a favor and remain silent cause no the police is lying when they say just tell me what happened and we'll let you go, they aren't going to let you go. So be quiet.

For me when I go to say SXL, I park my car in the garage on 12th and Michigan cause I know not a chance in hell a obese Chicago cop going to put that much effort into looking for my vehicle, since I'm sitting there with my mouth shut, I'm good.

[Wirelessone]

So I have been to Sxl once. I saw Emily and it was great. What other ladies are worth seeing. I am sure some of the mongers here have a top 5 list for the Sxl ladies. Please pm me if you like as well as tipping.

I know someone was mentioned previously about all three holes open but never mentioned rates. I would search but I must be stupid or something. I always get an error trying to use search function here. Both on my phone and a computer.

As well another Emily or two but then you can type in the others ladies names over there such as Kelly and Bebe you can read those reviews as well. You can't search on SXL because the search needs 4 letters. I remember once seeing a post saying how to search on less than 4 letters names but I can't remember or find the post.

[SideTalker]

West River Spa: after two below average experiences with one provider (unfortunately did not get a name: smaller build, paranoid look on her face) I asked for Selena and had a pleasant time. Bit older in the face but great body. Decent massage followed by BBBJ AND 69 for 1. 4 in addition to house fee. Would recommend.

Princess Thai on Milwaukee: Zoey is a milfy thai who gives an above average massage followed by great L1 release. Got naked and paid 1 tip. I don't think more is available at this location. Saw one other decent looking provider.

[BareOnly2018]

So I moved out of state 18 months ago so I haven't visited them in quite some time. I keep an eye on the website when I'm coming into own. I see a lot of new girls and pics look good, but CLM is big on fake pics. Can anyone recommend anyone for Thursday? The line up is huge. I haven't seen Zara, I hear she's hot but not looking to spend 500 either. I was thinking Riley from what I've read. I also thought about getting approved in another agency, but not sure if it's worth it for 1-2 visits. I won't get back till Christmas.

I've seen Nikki before and her pics are horribly fake. Heard and read a lot on Maci.

[OF Charlie]

Orange is Closed Permanently just saw the paperwork.

Candy moved the girls back to BHC.

I would expect BHC to also get shuttered in the coming days.

Same person on the city license for BHC & Orange.

Believe what you want I know what you guys don't and now telling you guys nothing moving forward good luck when you get caught with your dick 2 inches in a girls ass.

Orange is open again per poster Englee below. What happened to the paperwork that you saw? Can you double check the paperwork again? Reopening after a week is not permanently.

[AllInOnHer]

Pay attention to the camera on the community center at Orange and APS their outdoor cameras are pointing direct at the front door of the spas.

You guys are insane for even attempting to go to these two locations.

Cameras outside are of no concern. It is not illegal to go into a massage parlor. It is not proof of anything.