Escort Reports

[FlipMe69]

Those ads are a crapshoot. Sometimes you get best deal of your life, and it's the women pictured or better for just a Benjamin. Then other times, it's a clear as day robbery. It's a game of chance. Once you find a good one, keep the number, and remember the pics used.

My first ever escort experience was a gorgeous Latino girl that was amazing. Down hill from there. Last two times I tried, it was a total scam. Pictures look like a ten, show up to find a fat, sixty year old skank with a nasty attitude. After you walk, the threatening phone calls and text messages commence threatening to kill you and your family. I have given up on the Latinos.

[VetSD]

Amazing pic! I got an immediate hard-on. Does Sirens have a military discount?

Yes, 20% military discount. I'm retired military and I get 20% off the top. I think they have a discount for students also.

[DaddyDog1]

I'm crazy about Emma. She comes over my house after work and we get in my hottub. We always wind up fucking on my back deck. I love having sex outside. I'm sure my neighbors are jealously watching. Emma gave me permission to use her pic, so I'm not breaking any of Siren's rules. She covered her face because of the face recognition apps out there. High-class, drug-free, in school to be a special education teacher.

https://sirensva.com/

Amazing pic! I got an immediate hard-on. Does Sirens have a military discount?

[Indyjc01]

Saw this beauty. Her screening process is a bit of a pain but well worth it. She looks exactly like her photos. I normally won't visit providers if they don't do bbj but decided to break my own rule bc I find her so attractive. From the moment I walked in to the moment I finished in the bag I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Her tits although manmade are phenomenal and her Dr is a magician. I definitely plan on seeing her again.

https://www.eros.com/virginia/files/1077266.htm

Yeah Ariel has been mentioned here before and several other city forums. I've seen her three times when she's traveled through Indianapolis. She use to work for the TouringVIPgirls agency. I'd agree I'm normally not a big fan of CBJ but she's got one of the best CBJ skills I've encountered, those tits are amazing and she enjoys you enjoying them along with DATY. I'll defiantly repeat! For those who passed or lost out because of the screening sorry. Just remember YMMV and the ladies don't know you and the good ones are looking out for their own safety too.

[RichardonSon]

Any data on the new line up at asiangfe?

Seems I missed out on Lisa, shame.

[JayBird77]

Smoke motorcycle pic. I miss her so much. She was my ATF.

I still talk to her and have asked if she's consider coming out of retirement, but she's settled down and doing the normal job / grandma thing. I wish she would tho. She was one of my ATF as well. Used to see her years ago when she was newer in Powhatan and then followed her to chesterfield.

[Sage3]

I'm going to be moving from NC to RVA. Any high-class services around here? DM me if you have any info. I will not deal with any independent girls through text, it's too risky. I'm not trying to get ripped off, robbed, or arrested. I only use legit services. Thanks!

Same as some of the upscale services in the Raleigh / Durham area.

https://sirensva.com/

[Tidad]

Are you thinking of Moon, also went by Amy? Havent seen an ad for her in years. l can't provide pics but her standard photos were her on a motorcycle. I never saw her in person but from what I remember, the girl in your pics doesnt look like Moon's old photos. If you search the forum for Moon, you'll see some reviews 2019-2020 range.

Stay safe.

RR.

Oh WOW. Haven't thought about her in a minute. Always enjoyed talking to her before and after. She was just on the good side of trailer trash
and one of those drama free super sexy women with a great body but never particularly attractive. She could deliver a solid BJ and take the dick as long as you could give it. Makes me hard just thinking about her.

[RomanRich]

That's definitely not the girl I was thinking of. Must be 2 different girls.

Are you thinking of Moon, also went by Amy? Haven’t seen an ad for her in years. l can't provide pics but her standard photos were her on a motorcycle. I never saw her in person but from what I remember, the girl in your pics doesn’t look like Moon's old photos. If you search the forum for Moon, you'll see some reviews 2019-2020 range.

Stay safe.

RR.

[Xaxado]

Now she has a great wicked body not what I'm used to. I always go for young strung out skinny skanks with spider bites on their arms. What do these girls have in common with a jellyfish burn? Both ok with getting peed on. What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a kidney bean on my face. The more skinny and strung out the better. So when I met Blaze it was a different and a nice change of pace.

Anyway I don't know if she has a sweet tooth for candy but Her tits are so big that they were floating in the ocean and Spain tried to claim it as their new world. I mostly sucked on the left milk melon like a new born baby (What's the name of that charity for poor toddlers? Tits for Tots) I wanted to suck on the right fun bag too but my car was low on gas. When her dirty pillows got hit by a bus she asked, "Who threw that rock?" etc.

So anyway we moved on to doggy style her ass was so nice and big. When she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes. I tried to record her big ass but my phone didn't have google earth. Etc.

She has a beautiful face and great body but I didn't like the menu (everything covered) and she's old. She looks amazing for her age but don't let that fool you she is old. She is so old her first trick was General Robert E. Lee. Her second trick was Burger King when he was a prince. She was a waitress at the last supper. She walked into an antiques store, and they wouldn't let her leave. Etc.

But She had a good attitude with me but I just didn't like the restrictive menu. I asked for anything uncovered but she said no, not even for an upcharge. I asked her if I could pay her with a credit card but she's so dumb She said that's not what the slot is for. She's so dumb I asked for cowgirl she asked if she would get branded. She's so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind. She's so dumb she thought KFC was UFC for chickens. She's so stupid she tripped over the wireless internet. Etc.

Here is her link. Now I know what you're thinking that price is too high. But when I met her she said she was locked out of her tryst and needed money so she dropped her rates to 160 hh 140 qv and later on she let it slip that she would meet me for just 1 benjamin franklin so her rates are all over the place.

https://preferred411.com/P404504

Man, that was hilarious! Seriously, you ought to try your hand at stand up comedy. Those were excellent jokes Thanks so much for the laugh this morning! Great way to start the day.

[Cougar56]

Now she has a great wicked body not what I'm used to. I always go for young strung out skinny skanks with spider bites on their arms. What do these girls have in common with a jellyfish burn? Both ok with getting peed on. What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a kidney bean on my face. The more skinny and strung out the better. So when I met Blaze it was a different and a nice change of pace.

Anyway I don't know if she has a sweet tooth for candy but Her tits are so big that they were floating in the ocean and Spain tried to claim it as their new world. I mostly sucked on the left milk melon like a new born baby (What's the name of that charity for poor toddlers? Tits for Tots) I wanted to suck on the right fun bag too but my car was low on gas. When her dirty pillows got hit by a bus she asked, "Who threw that rock?" etc.

So anyway we moved on to doggy style her ass was so nice and big. When she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes. I tried to record her big ass but my phone didn't have google earth. Etc.

She has a beautiful face and great body but I didn't like the menu (everything covered) and she's old. She looks amazing for her age but don't let that fool you she is old. She is so old her first trick was General Robert E. Lee. Her second trick was Burger King when he was a prince. She was a waitress at the last supper. She walked into an antiques store, and they wouldn't let her leave. Etc.

But She had a good attitude with me but I just didn't like the restrictive menu. I asked for anything uncovered but she said no, not even for an upcharge. I asked her if I could pay her with a credit card but she's so dumb She said that's not what the slot is for. She's so dumb I asked for cowgirl she asked if she would get branded. She's so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind. She's so dumb she thought KFC was UFC for chickens. She's so stupid she tripped over the wireless internet. Etc.

Here is her link. Now I know what you're thinking that price is too high. But when I met her she said she was locked out of her tryst and needed money so she dropped her rates to 160 hh 140 qv and later on she let it slip that she would meet me for just 1 benjamin franklin so her rates are all over the place.

https://preferred411.com/P404504

You had me in tears laughing at your jokes.

Thanks for your review. I had reached out to her a couple of times but we never met. She always asked what site I saw her on and her rates changed based on the site. Her lowest being from STG. Just a little added info.

[BigDaddy82]

Smoke motorcycle pic. I miss her so much. She was my ATF.

That's definitely not the girl I was thinking of. Must be 2 different girls.

[Truth777]

When I see them say in the post they from Cali, it's a hard pass!! Every Cali girl I've met is like this, he'll most west coast providers in general. It's a red flag as soon I see it. The providers is the same as their government, TRASH LOL.

Bro, you might be onto something. They spread the word and come down here so they must be cleaning house every time they come here LOL. I've probably met 2 good Cali girls in my life that were visiting Richmond.

[BiffSteel]

I think you are right, I may be thinking of Smoke only because of the motorcycle. So maybe this one isn't a board favorite after all.

Smoke motorcycle pic. I miss her so much. She was my ATF.

[TwistedMetal]

Now she has a great wicked body not what I'm used to. I always go for young strung out skinny skanks with spider bites on their arms. What do these girls have in common with a jellyfish burn? Both ok with getting peed on. What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a kidney bean on my face. The more skinny and strung out the better. So when I met Blaze it was a different and a nice change of pace.

Anyway I don't know if she has a sweet tooth for candy but Her tits are so big that they were floating in the ocean and Spain tried to claim it as their new world. I mostly sucked on the left milk melon like a new born baby (What's the name of that charity for poor toddlers? Tits for Tots) I wanted to suck on the right fun bag too but my car was low on gas. When her dirty pillows got hit by a bus she asked, "Who threw that rock?" etc.

So anyway we moved on to doggy style her ass was so nice and big. When she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes. I tried to record her big ass but my phone didn't have google earth. Etc.

She has a beautiful face and great body but I didn't like the menu (everything covered) and she's old. She looks amazing for her age but don't let that fool you she is old. She is so old her first trick was General Robert E. Lee. Her second trick was Burger King when he was a prince. She was a waitress at the last supper. She walked into an antiques store, and they wouldn't let her leave. Etc.

But She had a good attitude with me but I just didn't like the restrictive menu. I asked for anything uncovered but she said no, not even for an upcharge. I asked her if I could pay her with a credit card but she's so dumb She said that's not what the slot is for. She's so dumb I asked for cowgirl she asked if she would get branded. She's so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind. She's so dumb she thought KFC was UFC for chickens. She's so stupid she tripped over the wireless internet. Etc.

Here is her link. Now I know what you're thinking that price is too high. But when I met her she said she was locked out of her tryst and needed money so she dropped her rates to 160 hh 140 qv and later on she let it slip that she would meet me for just 1 benjamin franklin so her rates are all over the place.

https://preferred411.com/P404504