Massage Parlor Reports

[NewHobbie]

Not going to lie, that Milking action is the absolute best. I get quite a load, I think we should all have a fill a cup challenge LOL! Feel free to DM where that was. My standard milking happens at Maple and Guillin. Which I wish she was good looking as she knows how to be a good tool worker.

Tried responding to your messages but said it was full.

[LastsLonger]

Not going to lie, that Milking action is the absolute best. I get quite a load, I think we should all have a fill a cup challenge LOL! Feel free to DM where that was. My standard milking happens at Maple and Guillin. Which I wish she was good looking as she knows how to be a good tool worker.

[DeepInGreek]

Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us here.

It was not just us, it was us and the other girls that work there were in the seating area in the hallway so they all saw everything. I wear glasses and didn't have them on but I could feel them staring. No big deal, half of the reason I do this is to show off if you get me. When I got in the room she hugged me some more, and played around with my junk a bit more before she had me get on the table for the massage. It wasn't the best massage but it was pretty good, a solid 7/10 I'd say. She did try to take care of me at the end in the weirdest way I've ever had. She asked me to stand up in front of the sink while she stood to my side and yanked me. She said we couldn't make a mess in the room so I just stood there looking at her and myself in the mirror while the little Asian girl jerked on me for a bit. I ended up telling her it wasn't working. She told me to get on the table on my hands and knees and she began to milk me like a cow from behind. She told me to tell her when I was close so she could hold a cup up to my tip that I could bust into, then I guess she poured it down the sink. Massage was 70 and I ended up tipping extra due to how intense the ending was.

I had to drive about 50 minutes to get to this place so it's a trek and as always YMMV, I've seen a few posts on here about places not doing HE but I've had different outcomes when I went. I am open to DMs if you're a cool person.

I'm not sure if I would have had your patience but that is a great story and outcome. I've had some long waits before, maybe 15/20 minutes but never in a closet.

[AMPHunter007]

Any Intel on Summer Spa in CG? Just came across it when googled for spa in that area. I will be working in that area for couple of days. Private messages are fine too.

[Deutsche205]

Any good massaged out this way. Maplegrove - Plymouth area worth trying during lunch? I drive pass a few during lunchtime.

I personally haven't had the best luck with extras in this area. I think the cities may have them more paranoid, so hit / miss for me.

Best legit, no extras massage, has been at Comfort Massage off Quinwood Ln. Ask for a strong massage and these ladies will apply some of the hardest pressure I have ever experienced. I repeat often just due to the quality.

[CaptainHonest]

Any good massaged out this way. Maplegrove - Plymouth area worth trying during lunch? I drive pass a few during lunchtime.

[HurryHard]

Has anyone tried out amazing massage near driving range? DMs are open if anyone has any info on it?

This place is strictly legit in my experience, golf balls are better stress relief!

[ChrisNoit2]

Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us

Hahahahahahahaha. My God. This is comedic. I was dying about the closet thing. I'm down for milking but not in a cup though hahaha. It was a funny story.

[Poogs]

Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us here.

It was not just us, it was us and the other girls that work there were in the seating area in the hallway so they all saw everything. I wear glasses and didn't have them on but I could feel them staring. No big deal, half of the reason I do this is to show off if you get me. When I got in the room she hugged me some more, and played around with my junk a bit more before she had me get on the table for the massage. It wasn't the best massage but it was pretty good, a solid 7/10 I'd say. She did try to take care of me at the end in the weirdest way I've ever had. She asked me to stand up in front of the sink while she stood to my side and yanked me. She said we couldn't make a mess in the room so I just stood there looking at her and myself in the mirror while the little Asian girl jerked on me for a bit. I ended up telling her it wasn't working. She told me to get on the table on my hands and knees and she began to milk me like a cow from behind. She told me to tell her when I was close so she could hold a cup up to my tip that I could bust into, then I guess she poured it down the sink. Massage was 70 and I ended up tipping extra due to how intense the ending was.

I had to drive about 50 minutes to get to this place so it's a trek and as always YMMV, I've seen a few posts on here about places not doing HE but I've had different outcomes when I went. I am open to DMs if you're a cool person.

[BonJovi]

If you are looking for a solid massage with a standard finish, but not Asian you will have to find an indy provider. Go to Tryst.com search under Mpls and filter to FBSM. Another website is Minnesota Erotica.com. Many guys, myself included, have reached out to providers on the site and never received a reply. If you check out that site it would be a good idea to find two or more providers that you might want to see.

Thanks, I had checked out Tryst and saw an ad or two on ME. So many just read like TGTBT or scams. Reviews here seem sparse. If anyone has leads, I suppose even for an AMP, I'd appreciate it. I have a car so traveling within reason is now an option. My wife is with me so maybe we just hit Kingdom to get some inspiration.

[CaptainHonest]

Minnesota Erotica been good to me, but if you have references. The asian massages are boring. Hence I stick to the agencies which is just more bang for your bucks.

Every once in a awhile when I don't want the typical asian take out, I do dive into erotica. They have been mediocre. I just get more out of the agencies.

Capt.

If you are looking for a solid massage with a standard finish, but not Asian you will have to find an indy provider. Go to Tryst.com search under Mpls and filter to FBSM. Another website is Minnesota Erotica.com. Many guys, myself included, have reached out to providers on the site and never received a reply. If you check out that site it would be a good idea to find two or more providers that you might want to see.

There is really nothing within walking distance of where you are staying. Some of the providers on the aforementioned websites may come to your hotel.

There is not a lot of competition in MN, so you will probably be paying more here than in Boston or Phoenix.

[Booger2020]

Hey fellas, what is this 007 you've been mentioning?

[Anything Cool]

Gentleman. I'm visiting Minneapolis next week and looking for a recommendation of where to go for a solid massage with a good, standard finish. Ideally non Asian but it seems like slim pickings based on my reading of the forum.

See some good options but as an out of towner I don't know where anything is. Staying downtown in the vicinity of the convention center. Walking distance to target field / convention center / downtown.

Feel free to PM. Happy to exchange info for Phx / Boston.

If you are looking for a solid massage with a standard finish, but not Asian you will have to find an indy provider. Go to Tryst.com search under Mpls and filter to FBSM. Another website is Minnesota Erotica.com. Many guys, myself included, have reached out to providers on the site and never received a reply. If you check out that site it would be a good idea to find two or more providers that you might want to see.

There is really nothing within walking distance of where you are staying. Some of the providers on the aforementioned websites may come to your hotel.

There is not a lot of competition in MN, so you will probably be paying more here than in Boston or Phoenix.

[BonJovi]

Gentleman. I'm visiting Minneapolis next week and looking for a recommendation of where to go for a solid massage with a good, standard finish. Ideally non Asian but it seems like slim pickings based on my reading of the forum.

See some good options but as an out of towner I don't know where anything is. Staying downtown in the vicinity of the convention center. Walking distance to target field / convention center / downtown.

Feel free to PM. Happy to exchange info for Phx / Boston.

[ChrisNoit2]

I'm located in the southwest metro. I've been in the game for awhile and remember all the old places and been to some new ones. Can anyone DM me and let me know their favorite massage parlor in Burnsville or south west metro? I get tired of going through all the reviews sometimes. If you have a favorite that's worth a trip, I'd appreciate it.