Massage Parlor Reports

[Deutsche205]

Any good massaged out this way. Maplegrove - Plymouth area worth trying during lunch? I drive pass a few during lunchtime.

I personally haven't had the best luck with extras in this area. I think the cities may have them more paranoid, so hit / miss for me.

Best legit, no extras massage, has been at Comfort Massage off Quinwood Ln. Ask for a strong massage and these ladies will apply some of the hardest pressure I have ever experienced. I repeat often just due to the quality.

[CaptainHonest]

Any good massaged out this way. Maplegrove - Plymouth area worth trying during lunch? I drive pass a few during lunchtime.

[HurryHard]

Has anyone tried out amazing massage near driving range? DMs are open if anyone has any info on it?

This place is strictly legit in my experience, golf balls are better stress relief!

[ChrisNoit2]

Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us

Hahahahahahahaha. My God. This is comedic. I was dying about the closet thing. I'm down for milking but not in a cup though hahaha. It was a funny story.

[Poogs]

Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us here.

It was not just us, it was us and the other girls that work there were in the seating area in the hallway so they all saw everything. I wear glasses and didn't have them on but I could feel them staring. No big deal, half of the reason I do this is to show off if you get me. When I got in the room she hugged me some more, and played around with my junk a bit more before she had me get on the table for the massage. It wasn't the best massage but it was pretty good, a solid 7/10 I'd say. She did try to take care of me at the end in the weirdest way I've ever had. She asked me to stand up in front of the sink while she stood to my side and yanked me. She said we couldn't make a mess in the room so I just stood there looking at her and myself in the mirror while the little Asian girl jerked on me for a bit. I ended up telling her it wasn't working. She told me to get on the table on my hands and knees and she began to milk me like a cow from behind. She told me to tell her when I was close so she could hold a cup up to my tip that I could bust into, then I guess she poured it down the sink. Massage was 70 and I ended up tipping extra due to how intense the ending was.

I had to drive about 50 minutes to get to this place so it's a trek and as always YMMV, I've seen a few posts on here about places not doing HE but I've had different outcomes when I went. I am open to DMs if you're a cool person.

[BonJovi]

If you are looking for a solid massage with a standard finish, but not Asian you will have to find an indy provider. Go to Tryst.com search under Mpls and filter to FBSM. Another website is Minnesota Erotica.com. Many guys, myself included, have reached out to providers on the site and never received a reply. If you check out that site it would be a good idea to find two or more providers that you might want to see.

Thanks, I had checked out Tryst and saw an ad or two on ME. So many just read like TGTBT or scams. Reviews here seem sparse. If anyone has leads, I suppose even for an AMP, I'd appreciate it. I have a car so traveling within reason is now an option. My wife is with me so maybe we just hit Kingdom to get some inspiration.

[CaptainHonest]

Minnesota Erotica been good to me, but if you have references. The asian massages are boring. Hence I stick to the agencies which is just more bang for your bucks.

Every once in a awhile when I don't want the typical asian take out, I do dive into erotica. They have been mediocre. I just get more out of the agencies.

Capt.

If you are looking for a solid massage with a standard finish, but not Asian you will have to find an indy provider. Go to Tryst.com search under Mpls and filter to FBSM. Another website is Minnesota Erotica.com. Many guys, myself included, have reached out to providers on the site and never received a reply. If you check out that site it would be a good idea to find two or more providers that you might want to see.

There is really nothing within walking distance of where you are staying. Some of the providers on the aforementioned websites may come to your hotel.

There is not a lot of competition in MN, so you will probably be paying more here than in Boston or Phoenix.

[Booger2020]

Hey fellas, what is this 007 you've been mentioning?

[Anything Cool]

Gentleman. I'm visiting Minneapolis next week and looking for a recommendation of where to go for a solid massage with a good, standard finish. Ideally non Asian but it seems like slim pickings based on my reading of the forum.

See some good options but as an out of towner I don't know where anything is. Staying downtown in the vicinity of the convention center. Walking distance to target field / convention center / downtown.

Feel free to PM. Happy to exchange info for Phx / Boston.

If you are looking for a solid massage with a standard finish, but not Asian you will have to find an indy provider. Go to Tryst.com search under Mpls and filter to FBSM. Another website is Minnesota Erotica.com. Many guys, myself included, have reached out to providers on the site and never received a reply. If you check out that site it would be a good idea to find two or more providers that you might want to see.

There is really nothing within walking distance of where you are staying. Some of the providers on the aforementioned websites may come to your hotel.

There is not a lot of competition in MN, so you will probably be paying more here than in Boston or Phoenix.

[BonJovi]

Gentleman. I'm visiting Minneapolis next week and looking for a recommendation of where to go for a solid massage with a good, standard finish. Ideally non Asian but it seems like slim pickings based on my reading of the forum.

See some good options but as an out of towner I don't know where anything is. Staying downtown in the vicinity of the convention center. Walking distance to target field / convention center / downtown.

Feel free to PM. Happy to exchange info for Phx / Boston.

[ChrisNoit2]

I'm located in the southwest metro. I've been in the game for awhile and remember all the old places and been to some new ones. Can anyone DM me and let me know their favorite massage parlor in Burnsville or south west metro? I get tired of going through all the reviews sometimes. If you have a favorite that's worth a trip, I'd appreciate it.

[BusterRon]

Went to phoenix about two hours after it opened. Its in a burns shopping area that can be pretty busy since there is a chain coffee place attached to one end. Didn't really care as I was looking for a cheap massage but anything extra is nice. Paid standard 60 min rate upfront and was lead to one of the rooms and stripped down. Started face down and had all of the usual pseudo massage stuff performed. Nothing to write home about for sure. On flip the other half of the massage began and then she tapped my junk over the sheet and said "this?" and I said yes. Goodness her handy skills was perfect for me and I finished pretty quick after that. She wiped me down with a hot towel and then finished the other half of the massage. If you have had the service at rose it was pretty similar to that. Gave a little bit for tip and called it a day. Therapist was older but not terrible looking. I didn't attempt anything just to see how it went.

My work has me travelling all throughout burns and apple and there are a TON of places listed as "massage" and that is pretty much it. Going to try a few of them and pass that info on. What I am really looking for is an AMP that provides linguistics.

I've been to phoenix several times over the years and it's always been legit. Last few times the massage was decent and the therapist young and decent looking but quickly covered me up when my hand accidentally pushed my towel off of me and no teasing at all. I wonder if management changed? Was thinking of trying some of the other joints around there so now I have an another I might need to pick from. Most of my business has been going to the south east side of bville as of late but variety is nice.

[Mr Mike1952]

I have occasionally had tantra sessions while traveling. They generally tend to be a little expensive, but I have found tantra providers to be very skilled at providing an extended experience of arousal before the finish.

I will be in Minneapolis, and Elle Fox advertises that she provides this type of service. Is there anyone who has had experience with her who would be willing to share?

[DeepInGreek]

I'm still debating if the 2 hr drive there and back is worth the trip. I wish I can said it might be with confidence, but I would be super annoyed and disappointed if it was a horrible session.

A 2 hr drive, where is this place? DM me if preferred.

[FunBoyZhnr]

What's the deal with Gillian. Called but phones out of service.