Massage Parlor Reports

[Bobby ShafToe]

Any recommendations for a really good massage on the east side? An attractive lady is a plus. A good HE is cool, too, but I really need the massage more than the HE.

[Viscant]

Sky City was the closest one to me in the area. Girl was fit for a 38 ish year old Chinese. Shit she could really vice grip the muscles. It was decent but I had her tone it down a bit. Was more to my liking going forward after that so its all good. Made a lot of flirty jokes. Didn't get awkward at any moment. Good amount of teasing without being obnoxious and just upselling and upselling. I had no complaints tipping her well since her hand movements combo'd with her mouth really did the trick.

[AmaznAzn]

I am going to be making a trip south this evening. I could use a little relaxation somewhere between SW Portland and the Beaverton area. Going to do a little research on my own but open to any suggestions. I don't need FS and often for me traditional is actually preferred. I do enjoy a good massage from a younger looking lady (to go to the conversation recently, my perception is my reality). As long as the massage is amazing I am happy, if it comes with a playful personality and some teasing along the way bonus. Happy hunting everyone.

Lily at Oriental Lotus.

[Trumpeter]

If a good massage is high a priority, go see Leah at Zen on Hall. She also does some skilled, but limited, extras.

I am going to be making a trip south this evening. I could use a little relaxation somewhere between SW Portland and the Beaverton area. Going to do a little research on my own but open to any suggestions. I don't need FS and often for me traditional is actually preferred. I do enjoy a good massage from a younger looking lady (to go to the conversation recently, my perception is my reality). As long as the massage is amazing I am happy, if it comes with a playful personality and some teasing along the way bonus. Happy hunting everyone.

[CratSteel]

I am going to be making a trip south this evening. I could use a little relaxation somewhere between SW Portland and the Beaverton area. Going to do a little research on my own but open to any suggestions. I don't need FS and often for me traditional is actually preferred. I do enjoy a good massage from a younger looking lady (to go to the conversation recently, my perception is my reality). As long as the massage is amazing I am happy, if it comes with a playful personality and some teasing along the way bonus. Happy hunting everyone.

[Dexxzy]

If you can't tell if a woman is 25 or 45, but you're still attracted to her, then who cares? The little guy down there certainly didn't for OP.

This.

Age is just a guidance, imo. There's a lot of 25 yo's that look worse than 45 yo's.

[Number3344]

If you thought the provider was 25 you will really get upset when you learn someone you think is in their 30's is really closer to or actually in her 50's.

I guess it's just personal preference, but I do like seeing people closer to my age range. I certainly wouldn't get upset and make a scene, but that's the lens I'm looking through when reading reviews for sure.

[OneOne9]

LMAO duck duck go was really fucking me up. I needed to take the "massage" out and include "spa". Anyway, if she is actually 45 that is a bummer might keep looking for something better.

If you thought the provider was 25 you will really get upset when you learn someone you think is in their 30's is really closer to or actually in her 50's.

[Wagnerb]

LMAO duck duck go was really fucking me up. I needed to take the "massage" out and include "spa". Anyway, if she is actually 45 that is a bummer might keep looking for something better.

If you can't tell if a woman is 25 or 45, but you're still attracted to her, then who cares? The little guy down there certainly didn't for OP.

[Number3344]

Dude, just type "Sisters Massage Vancouver" in Google. Also, she's at least 45.

LMAO duck duck go was really fucking me up. I needed to take the "massage" out and include "spa". Anyway, if she is actually 45 that is a bummer might keep looking for something better.

[OneOne9]

I'm interested in this place but I am struggling to find a location. Could you give me some landmarks?

Maybe look in the Vancouver section?

[RayKurin]

I'm interested in this place but I am struggling to find a location. Could you give me some landmarks?

Dude, just type "Sisters Massage Vancouver" in Google. Also, she's at least 45.

[Number3344]

Went north of the border to a place called Sisters and met a tiny little lady called Mikki. Now I showed up early on the weekend and they were only open for 15 minutes and she was still wearing a bathrobe. Couldn't get a real good look, but she had a cute face and decided to go for it. She included the table shower and took me there wearing a revealing red Teddie. I enjoyed the table shower that got all of the parts cleaned. The massage was meh and ond the flip the Teddie hit the floor. She was very well enhanced and the mish commenced. Body was beautiful. Only complaint was too much lubricant. Pretty nevertheless. 25-30 years old. 190 out the door.

I'm interested in this place but I am struggling to find a location. Could you give me some landmarks?

[FunGuy6]

Went north of the border to a place called Sisters and met a tiny little lady called Mikki. Now I showed up early on the weekend and they were only open for 15 minutes and she was still wearing a bathrobe. Couldn't get a real good look, but she had a cute face and decided to go for it. She included the table shower and took me there wearing a revealing red Teddie. I enjoyed the table shower that got all of the parts cleaned. The massage was meh and ond the flip the Teddie hit the floor. She was very well enhanced and the mish commenced. Body was beautiful. Only complaint was too much lubricant. Pretty nevertheless. 25-30 years old. 190 out the door.

[JohnJohnson16]

This post is quoted in that linked news story below..

Just curious. Are there any shops in Portland that reliably have younger attractive women? Old isn't always a deal breaker. I've met several AMP providers with sparkling personalities and dispositions that excused deficiencies in other areas. It just gets exhausting hunting around when physical resonance is truly desired.

In my experience I've only seen two that were realistically in their 20's and attractive: once at YoYos Spa in West Linn (but never again), and Hollywood on Powell. Hollywood was incredible, but the privacy is questionable (those walls are paper thin). The lady also had a very restrictive menu, which I assume is the norm at that shop (HJ only).

I mostly do the east side, but my voyages west haven't turned up much different (mostly the Barbur shops).

For the record I get that young isn't always superior. The most amazingly beautiful women I've ever seen at a shop was in her mid 30's, and just recently vanished from Q's Massage (about two or three weeks back). I never had the opportunity to book time as she claimed to be busy all three times I went in (literally the only time I've been told this in PDX, and given this happened three times I have to wonder if she just didn't like something about me). Her name began with an "L", but beyond this the rest melted away.

Just yesterday I went past Gateway and Q's, but neither offered anything of interest (lady at Gateway was attractive for an older lady, but had pads on her face presumably to retard bags from forming under eyes? It was offputting; Q lady was nice and hospitable, but not my type. Nice figure though). I also went by Asian Massage on 82nd, but that place is always a nightmare (all that was missing from the scene was a casually laid crack pipe).

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