Massage Parlor Reports

[FoolOfATook]

$200 CDN is only $146 USD Now if Canada would get rid of that damn app you have to use to enter the country things would be a lot better. They are tracking you with the app and sharing info with the good ole USA.

Looks like the app you described will no longer be required starting Oct. 1 (https://www.canada.ca/en/border-serv...arrivecan.html).

[OneOne9]

$200 CDN is only $146 USD Now if Canada would get rid of that damn app you have to use to enter the country things would be a lot better. They are tracking you with the app and sharing info with the good ole USA.

[FoolOfATook]

Popped into NMT a couple times the past month. Each time there were two middle-aged women, neither of whom would be considered pleasant on the eyes. The taller one seems like she's the mamasan and delegates all the work to the shorter one.

Paid $50 for 30 minutes, if I remember correctly an hour is $70. The masseuse seemed very enthusiastic when it came to "teasing" but the massage itself was lackluster. On the flip boom boom was immediately offered for $140, but was able to get that lowered to $110. Hat on for all activities.

[MisterJimmy]

Any reviews for Richmond or Vancouver BC? I spend a lot of time in downtown Vancouver BC. Feel free to PM me..

There are SO MANY choices when you leave the united states of jesus. As a newb, I recommend that you steer clear of the independents. While there is often gold to be had there, there is also a fairly high risk of bait and switch (and disappointment). Stick with the agencies such as Asian Fever, Korean VIP, Dimsum, Foxy604, Yumikolove, etc. PERB. CC and Leolist are your friends. You will need a VPN service to fully enjoy / view these sites. Note that rimming and bbbjs are pretty standard and FUCKING AWESOME. My two top sensual experiences are with Nancy in North Van and Lucy in Maple Ridge. Nancy is at least in her 50's, bangs 10 guys a day looks better than most 30 year olds and gets raved about all the time. Even 20 yo me would dig her. Sweet Lucy ain't nothing to look at but her milking table and hand skills are legendary. Damn, headed to a travel site after this. Got a boner just thinking about Nancy.

[Pdx503]

Any reviews for Richmond or Vancouver BC? I spend a lot of time in downtown Vancouver BC. Feel free to PM me.

Massages nice with open menu pretty girls 1 1/4 for an hr. Includes tip. But worth paying a little at least for me. Expensive travel and town but amazing time. I will not name locations. Look them up and try them all 😛.

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[TicoRubbs]

Not sure what you are looking for, but I post often and am pretty open about sharing my information. I recently posted about several places that have attractive younger women at their shops right now.

And I always appreciate your posts.

[JenSend]

Massages nice with open menu pretty girls 1 1/4 for an hr. Includes tip. But worth paying a little at least for me. Expensive travel and town but amazing time. I will not name locations. Look them up and try them all 😛.

[WarpFactor69]

It's been so long since I've been out, it feels like I'm starting over. The last time was at Red Star on Glisan in March. FS. Decent rate. If I've ever given you any tips in the past and you are felling gracious, please PM me a lead or two. Thanks!

Not sure what you are looking for, but I post often and am pretty open about sharing my information. I recently posted about several places that have attractive younger women at their shops right now.

[TicoRubbs]

It's been so long since I've been out, it feels like I'm starting over. The last time was at Red Star on Glisan in March. FS. Decent rate. If I've ever given you any tips in the past and you are felling gracious, please PM me a lead or two. Thanks!

[SalemDude]

I just noticed a new AMP just off of the southernmost Wilsonville exit, right next to Juan Colorado and behind Starbucks.

Has anyone checked it out yet?

Wilsonville has not had any AMPs up till now to my knowledge so perhaps there is some new fun to be had between Tualitan and Salem??

[LoveSloppyLast]

Wonderland Massage on NE Sandy has young ladies provide massages. The massages are pretty good, too.

Once ascertaining not being LE, HJs were the max I've ever received and some bare skin to perk things up quicker, and one set of breasts out of the six that I've encountered, but not much more that OTC roaming.

If they were C / BB FS I would be there regularly. Nice looking women.

My last visit was this past July.

LSL.

[WarpFactor69]

Speaking of old ladies, I stopped by this newer place on 181st twice, both times I was greeted by two ladies that are most likely over 55. On to the next.

There's another spot on the other side of the street to the north of this shop I had reasonable success there last year. Have not been there in a while, curious to hear if others have interesting reports.

[WarpFactor69]

Just curious. Are there any shops in Portland that reliably have younger attractive women? Old isn't always a deal breaker. I've met several AMP providers with sparkling personalities and dispositions that excused deficiencies in other areas. It just gets exhausting hunting around when physical resonance is truly desired.

In my experience I've only seen two that were realistically in their 20's and attractive: once at YoYos Spa in West Linn (but never again), and Hollywood on Powell. Hollywood was incredible, but the privacy is questionable (those walls are paper thin). The lady also had a very restrictive menu, which I assume is the norm at that shop (HJ only).

I mostly do the east side, but my voyages west haven't turned up much different (mostly the Barbur shops).

For the record I get that young isn't always superior. The most amazingly beautiful women I've ever seen at a shop was in her mid 30's, and just recently vanished from Q's Massage (about two or three weeks back). I never had the opportunity to book time as she claimed to be busy all three times I went in (literally the only time I've been told this in PDX, and given this happened three times I have to wonder if she just didn't like something about me). Her name began with an "L", but beyond this the rest melted away.

Just yesterday I went past Gateway and Q's, but neither offered anything of interest (lady at Gateway was attractive for an older lady, but had pads on her face presumably to retard bags from forming under eyes? It was offputting; Q lady was nice and hospitable, but not my type. Nice figure though). I also went by Asian Massage on 82nd, but that place is always a nightmare (all that was missing from the scene was a casually laid crack pipe).

I feel your pain. Perhaps Portland is the place AMP ladies go to retire.

Ugh, Hollywood. It's like they're doing you a favor to give you a handjob. Worse yet they post sexy explicit ads on STG. That place does not deliver.

Shops in Portland are hit and miss I don't know anyone that consistently has young girls in fact I rarely meet anyone under 35. Having said that, Aurora usually has attractive ladies. Green tea on McLaughlin has an attractive one that I'm guessing is under 35. I recently posted about the thin girl with long dark hair at the foot place in tigard. There was a nice looking young lady at healthy on 82nd, just south of foster. And there's Bella at the place in Milwaukee across the street from King Road Safeway.

[Qualish]

Just curious. Are there any shops in Portland that reliably have younger attractive women? Old isn't always a deal breaker. I've met several AMP providers with sparkling personalities and dispositions that excused deficiencies in other areas. It just gets exhausting hunting around when physical resonance is truly desired.

In my experience I've only seen two that were realistically in their 20's and attractive: once at YoYos Spa in West Linn (but never again), and Hollywood on Powell. Hollywood was incredible, but the privacy is questionable (those walls are paper thin). The lady also had a very restrictive menu, which I assume is the norm at that shop (HJ only).

I mostly do the east side, but my voyages west haven't turned up much different (mostly the Barbur shops).

For the record I get that young isn't always superior. The most amazingly beautiful women I've ever seen at a shop was in her mid 30's, and just recently vanished from Q's Massage (about two or three weeks back). I never had the opportunity to book time as she claimed to be busy all three times I went in (literally the only time I've been told this in PDX, and given this happened three times I have to wonder if she just didn't like something about me). Her name began with an "L", but beyond this the rest melted away.

Just yesterday I went past Gateway and Q's, but neither offered anything of interest (lady at Gateway was attractive for an older lady, but had pads on her face presumably to retard bags from forming under eyes? It was offputting; Q lady was nice and hospitable, but not my type. Nice figure though). I also went by Asian Massage on 82nd, but that place is always a nightmare (all that was missing from the scene was a casually laid crack pipe).

[Qualish]

Prior to that bust, there were a series of places that operated out of apartments. This was before store AMP's here offered more services.

The guys that operated this had no concept of discreteness or normality, so it isn't terribly surprising that neighbors took notice.

Interesting. As a newer convert to the PDX version of the hobby (Pandemic era), I'm curious when you feel shops began offering more services. I wasn't aware this was a newer phenomena.

As to discreteness, I've often been amazed at the lack of subtlety in some shops. I once opted to forgo extras at a shop on 82nd (near the max station), and the lady chewed me out for the audacity. Ever after I made it clear I had intended to give her a solid tip, she was fuming and very directly stated in plain English my business wasn't welcome without. Wasn't the first time either, but my other experiences with massage-only lamentations were more sheepish (sad face, pouty looks, once even a plea on par with Oliver Twist). Naively, I had assumed vanilla service (during the day especially) would have been the play.