Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[KalvinHobbs]

My friend once asked what would I do if I found out my wife was born a man. I responded what does it matter if you're in love. I guess if you want children with your genes it can factor in what you would do.

Guess not exact same scenario but if you're having fun who cares. I assume you're not trying to have kids so that's not a factor. I haven't seen Amy so have no clue but I have visited Thailand for the last 10+ years and some ladyboys are gorgeous. If I wasn't in Thailand I wouldn't suspect their were ladyboys and they generally stick together w / the not so pretty ones too so easier to notice. But still a fun back or forth discussion I enjoyed like the last time this topic came up LOL.

[RedRoddddd]

First of all, glad to have you back. Yeah, I'm still working and have a couple more year to go before having enough saved to retire to SEA.

I have an incurable case of honesty and am not good at making up stuff. Plus, she's local, so I'm sure I'll run into her somewhere. I have stopped responding for a couple of months, but she still messages me once a week or so. We'll see how it goes.

Father time hasn't caught up with me yet. Couple of days ago with pussy du jour, willy was happy as a clam and performed his duties like a champ. Provider was excellent. I couldn't ask for anything more. Thank god us men don't have menopause.

Just keep trying anal. I pumped a gallon into a gal just to get her to dump. Me. Had ta put ear plugs in my nose.

[Lift Her Up]

I've been having problems keeping it up with protection on, so I've dipped into (so to speak) the Korean BB market. Thus, I thought I should look into PrEP. I thought my best chance of being treated with supreme confidentiality was an LBGTQ+ clinic, so I went to Radiant Health in Irvine. Big mistake. They're part of or at least share with UCI Health. When the nurse or whoever was interviewing me she pulled up my UCI records! I politely got up and left.

I guess now everyone in the UCI realm will see that I was doing something at an LBGTQ+ place. The whole idea is to hide this from my SO, who has refused sex for decades.

What a betrayal of my trust!

Since joining this fine community in 2008 I have never written a post in anger, until today. And I am really angry.

But, thanks guys for letting me blow off some steam in front of this audience of friends.

Lift Her Up.

[Ace McNasty]

Jamming signals is illegal as hell .

Yeah no kidding.

[Iislali938]

I have 3 signal blockers. Smallest one has no built in battery but is plugged in the cig lighter deep inside the center console or the glove compt. The range is only within the radius of the car. Blocks GPS and cell phone networks. I use it when I pick up a SW and it's funny when she tries to call her pimp and can't figure out why there are zero bars LOL.

The pics below is the medium sized one I use the most because it fits inside my pocket when I go to their incall. Effective range is just within the hotel room. Same thing, no internet or mobile network. Her incall is a dead zone as long as my pants are folded next to the room TV.

The biggest one I have is not portable, about the size of an old military walike-talkie with 6 long antennas on top. If I turn it on inside my hotel room waiting for a hoe doing outcall to me, the effective range is about 50 feet so think in 3 dimensions. Blocks CDM, GSM, 2-G, 5-G, GPS, Wifi, etc.

Hardest part for me is trying to contain my laughter watching the hoe I picked up to take to my hotel desperately trying to text or call. I had one girl stick her iPhone out the window ha ha ha. I just play dumb. My devices will block your Tesla and your wife will never know you spent an hour at an AMP in Westminster or Garbage Grove.

My other favorite quote is from the movie London Has Fallen when the kidnapped President said to the dudes about to livestream his execution: "Technology. Only as good as the dumbfucks who use it" LOL.

Jesus. This guy GPS's. Reminds me when I used to carry multiple cell phones for multiple reasons.

[Grimmy23]

I have 3 signal blockers. Smallest one has no built in battery but is plugged in the cig lighter deep inside the center console or the glove compt. The range is only within the radius of the car. Blocks GPS and cell phone networks. I use it when I pick up a SW and it's funny when she tries to call her pimp and can't figure out why there are zero bars LOL.

The pics below is the medium sized one I use the most because it fits inside my pocket when I go to their incall. Effective range is just within the hotel room. Same thing, no internet or mobile network. Her incall is a dead zone as long as my pants are folded next to the room TV.

The biggest one I have is not portable, about the size of an old military walike-talkie with 6 long antennas on top. If I turn it on inside my hotel room waiting for a hoe doing outcall to me, the effective range is about 50 feet so think in 3 dimensions. Blocks CDM, GSM, 2-G, 5-G, GPS, Wifi, etc.

Hardest part for me is trying to contain my laughter watching the hoe I picked up to take to my hotel desperately trying to text or call. I had one girl stick her iPhone out the window ha ha ha. I just play dumb. My devices will block your Tesla and your wife will never know you spent an hour at an AMP in Westminster or Garbage Grove.

My other favorite quote is from the movie London Has Fallen when the kidnapped President said to the dudes about to livestream his execution: "Technology. Only as good as the dumbfucks who use it" LOL.

Cool stuff. I can see those coming in handy. Just don't get caught with them. Jamming signals is illegal as hell and carries stiff Federal penalties up to and including prison time if caught. Your chances of getting caught are of course extremely small, but definitely keep it on the down low.

[Ace McNasty]

The beater car that I was driving around town finally bit the dust. Ironically it broke down. Wife and I already knew we were on borrowed time with that car (15 years and 200 k miles) and decided a long time ago that we would replace it with a second Tesla when the time came. Awesome, except Teslas are trackable. The last thing I need is for my wife to open the app and see that the other car is in Little Saigon or at some random hotel.

I have 3 signal blockers. Smallest one has no built in battery but is plugged in the cig lighter deep inside the center console or the glove compt. The range is only within the radius of the car. Blocks GPS and cell phone networks. I use it when I pick up a SW and it's funny when she tries to call her pimp and can't figure out why there are zero bars LOL.

The pics below is the medium sized one I use the most because it fits inside my pocket when I go to their incall. Effective range is just within the hotel room. Same thing, no internet or mobile network. Her incall is a dead zone as long as my pants are folded next to the room TV.

The biggest one I have is not portable, about the size of an old military walike-talkie with 6 long antennas on top. If I turn it on inside my hotel room waiting for a hoe doing outcall to me, the effective range is about 50 feet so think in 3 dimensions. Blocks CDM, GSM, 2-G, 5-G, GPS, Wifi, etc.

Hardest part for me is trying to contain my laughter watching the hoe I picked up to take to my hotel desperately trying to text or call. I had one girl stick her iPhone out the window ha ha ha. I just play dumb. My devices will block your Tesla and your wife will never know you spent an hour at an AMP in Westminster or Garbage Grove.

Technology giveth and technology taketh away.

My other favorite quote is from the movie London Has Fallen when the kidnapped President said to the dudes about to livestream his execution: "Technology. Only as good as the dumbfucks who use it" LOL.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Just stop responding to her and if she continues to text / call then block her. If you see her somewhere don't talk to her, I thought this hobby was meant to be discreet. You don't own anyone anything and the truth is that there's no good way to end it. ALWAYS LIE, because if you tell her the truth, no matter how gentle, she will freak out in one way or another. These girls whole existence is there looks, went they go its hard on them. They will do crazy stuff, from my experience of course. Just tell her money is tight or your too old for it. She already saw Jr. Perform in person. No one beats father time.

Yeah its kind of a Western thing to talk things over, end nicely, remain friends, or be gentlemanly. In Asia they would just cut you off. Often with zero explanation. And even if there are feelings if there is a decision to split, bam its done. No hypothetical discussions about "what if". Etc. Just mve on.

[Assaholic]

Are you still working? If so, tell her you're being transferred far away or overseas. Give her a firm date. Have one last time with her and bring her a gift.

If you're retired, tell her you're moving out of state because it's too damn expensive here. You know the rest.

First of all, glad to have you back. Yeah, I'm still working and have a couple more year to go before having enough saved to retire to SEA.

I have an incurable case of honesty and am not good at making up stuff. Plus, she's local, so I'm sure I'll run into her somewhere. I have stopped responding for a couple of months, but she still messages me once a week or so. We'll see how it goes.

Just stop responding to her and if she continues to text / call then block her. If you see her somewhere don't talk to her, I thought this hobby was meant to be discreet. You don't own anyone anything and the truth is that there's no good way to end it. ALWAYS LIE, because if you tell her the truth, no matter how gentle, she will freak out in one way or another. These girls whole existence is there looks, went they go its hard on them. They will do crazy stuff, from my experience of course. Just tell her money is tight or your too old for it. She already saw Jr. Perform in person. No one beats father time.

Father time hasn't caught up with me yet. Couple of days ago with pussy du jour, willy was happy as a clam and performed his duties like a champ. Provider was excellent. I couldn't ask for anything more. Thank god us men don't have menopause.

[Dildo Baggens]

Are you still working? If so, tell her you're being transferred far away or overseas. Give her a firm date. Have one last time with her and bring her a gift.

If you're retired, tell her you're moving out of state because it's too damn expensive here. You know the rest.

Just stop responding to her and if she continues to text / call then block her. If you see her somewhere don't talk to her, I thought this hobby was meant to be discreet. You don't own anyone anything and the truth is that there's no good way to end it. ALWAYS LIE, because if you tell her the truth, no matter how gentle, she will freak out in one way or another. These girls whole existence is there looks, went they go its hard on them. They will do crazy stuff, from my experience of course. Just tell her money is tight or your too old for it. She already saw Jr. Perform in person. No one beats father time.

[Johnnyy7]

So I've been seeing this woman for 6-7 years. She's in her late 30's early 40's, me breaking into my 60's. She's still attractive, has a nice bod, is very smart and has her own burliness, and is very amicable and has never said no to anything I asked her to do. Problem is she apparently doesn't cut it for Jr. Anymore. I don't know if it's me getting older or if it's the familiarity factor or something else. With her, Jr. Does wake up, puts out a valiant effort, but in a minute or two goes back to sleep and doesn't deliver the goods. Same Jr. Is a total party animal with other girls whom I find attractive and even some whom I don't. So at this point, I just want to break if off and go seek some greener pastures, but I want to do it as nicely as possible. I don't want to leave her on bad terms or hurt her feelings.

So, my question to the esteemed members here is: how do you break it off with your ATF?

Just stop responding to her and if she continues to text / call then block her. If you see her somewhere don't talk to her, I thought this hobby was meant to be discreet. You don't own anyone anything and the truth is that there's no good way to end it. ALWAYS LIE, because if you tell her the truth, no matter how gentle, she will freak out in one way or another. These girls whole existence is there looks, went they go its hard on them. They will do crazy stuff, from my experience of course. Just tell her money is tight or your too old for it. She already saw Jr. Perform in person. No one beats father time.

[Johnnyy7]

Tesla uses LTE for navigation, live maps, music streaming, and internet connectivity. That is all part of the premium connectivity package that you pay $9. 99/ month for. You can of course skip that, but the car is virtually freaking worthless without it. Well ok, you can live with out it, but that big nav screen without connectivity is just wasted space, and if you're taking longer road trips that navigation is essential since it knows the state of your vehicle in real time and where the superchargers are.

Driving with faraday bags over the mirrors isn't very practical, especially if you're trying to do something on the sly. The only real solution is to disable the mobile connectivity when you're on one of your special field trips, but then again anyone with access to the app can see that you disabled it.

Best solution IMO is to just not take the car anywhere that would be incriminating if someone with access to your app found you there. If that means parking somewhere innocuous and taking an uber, so be it.

The only possible problem is leaving you phone inside the Tesla because you're not going to be able to leave at a fast food place or a store.

[Johnnyy7]

Park at target and have a small collapsible scooter in the trunk to go half a mile down the road.

Where is he going to hide the scooter, or what is the purpose of the scooter?

[Grimmy23]

There used to be Home Depot trucks for $20/ hour. You say you need some nuts and screws, and drive to the Depot, Rent the truck, and drive over to the hoo-haw heaven for handy helping of happy time.

That works if you don't need much more than an hour. The HD trucks are $20 just for the first hour and then something like $15 for every quarter hour after that. They're also first come first served. Any given HD will have one or two trucks available, so if you have a set appointment time that's an issue.

UHaul is notorious for that. You see UHaul pickup trucks and cargo vans all the time with huge "rent me for $19.95/ day" signs on them. The catch is it's $19.95/ day plus something like $0. 89 per mile, plus gas. The last time I rented a UHaul cargo van, which was a couple months ago, I drove it about 50 miles and it cost nearly $100 not including gas, and those things get horrendously bad gas mileage. I ended up putting over $50 worth of gas in it. I think I calculated somewhere around 10 mpg. The pickup trucks do a little better than that, but still a run to get some tail for an hour will cost close to $100.

When my SUV gave up the ghost I lost my hauling vehicle. My solution to that was to get the new Tesla with the towing package, so now anytime I need to haul something I just get a UHaul trailer which costs around $15/ day. So the HD truck option doesn't work for me, but I could see it being ideal for some.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

All good stuff that will definitely work. By the same token, putting a lot of effort into disabling shit on your expensive EV isn't going to be most people's cup of tea.

The solution I've found is the getaround app, where you can rent cars from other individuals for a few hours for cheap. Chances are there's someone nearby whom has a car available. Going rates are $20 -$30 for a 3 hour rental. There's also zipcar but that isn't as prominent in SoCal as it is in other parts of the state.

I got a folding electric scooter in the trunk. You can go a couple of miles. You park at a mall oar hospital then scoot over a mile.