Massage Parlor Reports

[Asphalt]

Think a HE is possible here? I'm a fan of a great massage but with a simple ending.

Every once in a while I can get a little roaming there but they keep the doors cracked open a bit to prevent all that. I've been going there for years and never had a handy.

[JmSuttr]

3 places in Frederick md got raided yesterday. So be careful everyone. It's election year.

While I'm absolutely a fan of AMPs, it's a fact that there's always a risk of a raid, especially during an election year or when there's a major "anti-trafficking" push underway. AMPs offer walk-in convenience, which allows for squeezing in a session on the spur of the moment, but (speaking for myself) it's hard to fully relax when you have one ear listening for LE-type noises coming through the front door. It's easier if you're just getting a HE, especially if the towel is nearby and you can quickly cover yourself. But anything more makes it a tricky business if LE flings open the door while you're in a compromising position.

Indie providers, Thai massage or otherwise, are safer for the simple reason that LE is unlikely to put together a multi-officer operation to go after single masseuse. Also, because many (most?) indies work out of private apartments, there's a warrant requirement that doesn't necessarily exist for a business location that's open to the public and operates under massage licensing regulations.

Better to be safe than sorry, IMO. But, for those who absolutely need their AMP fix, you might be able to reduce your risk by visiting at times when a raid is less likely. Later at night (just before closing) is one suggestion, as well as weekends (esp Sunday). Think about things from LE's perspective for a moment. A multi-officer raid requires a medium-to-heavy amount of planning and logistics. LE patrol units are 24/7, but a lot of other functions (like vice squads) are not. So where is the upside for scheduling a raid on a weekend, when you'd probably have to call some people in on their day off (and pay OT)? If the end result would be essentially the same if done on a weekday, why go through the extra hassle and expense? Also, there's no way for LE to know ahead of time exactly what they'll find (drugs or someone with a warrant), so they might need access to a magistrate. Courts work M-F, with someone designated to be on call after-hours and weekends. If you're going to disturb a judge over the weekend, you'd better have a damn good reason as to why your operation couldn't have been done at a more convenient time.

Not an absolute guarantee, of course, but just some thoughts about tilting the odds a bit more in your favor. Or you could just schedule with your favorite Thai (or other) independent masseuse. Happy hunting and stay safe!

[DoYouKnow]

So I decided to venture to 998 to see what the fuss is about today. I also drew Coco (what's with all the Cocos in NOVA?) Anyway, she is attractive and nice enough. Curvy, not fat but not a spinner. Zip for English. It just didn't click with her, not really my type. On my way out I did pass a tiny little spinner in the lobby. She gave a perky wave and "Hi" then scurried off. She looked to be more to my liking. Do you guys know the name of the tiny one there?

More than likely it was Wendy, but it not, Mimi.

[Big Daddy Don]

So I thought I'd hop on board and see what the hype on 998 is about and decided to check in on some nondescript evening. I figure hitting up the place before close would be a way to get around the buzz of nosy neighbors in the office complex. I was surprised to find the place still busy with mongers. This place is just the golden nugget in VA I guess.

But I can see why, the 4 girls I saw via camera were young and sexy. I think I drew the oldest being Coco but even she was attractive in her own right, so I wasn't disappointed in picking her but I didn't necessarily enjoy my time but that one's probably on me. I'll go in to details in a bit.

First off let me get right down to it. The place is big. You have a large common room that is devoid of everything but the extensive camera system they got surrounding the place like it's the Chinese AMP pentagon. 4 rooms 2 on each side that I assume guess it's use from dusk until dawn. . 5 for the 1/2 hour rodeo and $. 5 for the tip to see the full show. Something that kinda threw me into a loop, they want to get the last four digits of your phone number so I had to scavenge for my burner number. I saw her jot down the digits on we chat so mongers be careful here and make sure you're not giving them any access to personal info. After that little bit she asked me if it was my first time here and I told her I had been by ages ago but it was my first time with her. She had me undress onto the massage table and finally my dream was able to commence.

I got a quick rub down by coco who if I had to guess was in her late 40's but as an Asian she could easily pass for her 30's I just always add 10 years for Asian tax. Long silky black hair and big beautiful eyes, big red lips. She's a looker and she's got man-made Cs but they are soft and the surgery is a subtle one. You can get a good look at them from the moment she leads you into the room wearing a skimpy low cut dress. I let her know I want to get right to business and as she's massaging me I pull up her skirt and pull down her panties. She asks me to pay first which is always a mood killer. So I begrudgingly gave her the tip and she left to grab a cover and relieved herself of her dress. Great pair of tits and shaved kitty I had her put my hat on and she began to sing away some nice karaoke tunes on my mic before I switched up the tracks and began pounding her on the table. She heavily lubed up and it kinda dampened the mood you can just tell the years of wear and tare on that P and overabundance on the oil on the gears just made junior a slip and slide with no friction and no feeling. So I was slamming away with different positions, missionary, K-9, ect. But the deed became more of a chore and I guess I became jaded by it all.

I've been hitting up the Latina joints and it's been a while since I had some good Chinese food so I thought I'd switch meals up but the Chinese, while a good dish, you can tell they're just in it for the cash. I mean, they're all in it for the green but some of the Latinas enjoy the sex too. So it blurs the line of fiction and fantasy you know what I mean? Here coco and I had no chemistry and during most of the act she was just kinda looking away from me, almost like she was fighting against the pleasure. The moaning was there however. Which I have to say, a good thing I came at night when the nosy neighbors had gone home for the day. I finally finished in doggy, but even tho I was in her, my heart just wasn't in it that night. Probably more on me tho, willing to give coco the benefit of the doubt. It's probably tough to finish out the night when you can tell these girls are in for one rough shift.

I'm not sure if every room has a camera system but one thing I would be concerned about as a monger is that in my room I had access to monitors, so while I could get a glimpse at the other girls. Some of whom I'd definitely want to try. I could also see other mongers as they left the place. So, keep that in mind if you like your identity to remain hidden. Anyway the last 4 digits of the burner phone I gave became the numbers on my spa card. Your 6th visit is covered house fee I guess. I'd like to go back and see if I can get better chemistry with the other younger gals there but given this places popularity I'm not sure that's worth the risk because it's only a matter of time before Uncle pays his tribute.

So I decided to venture to 998 to see what the fuss is about today. I also drew Coco (what's with all the Cocos in NOVA?) Anyway, she is attractive and nice enough. Curvy, not fat but not a spinner. Zip for English. It just didn't click with her, not really my type. On my way out I did pass a tiny little spinner in the lobby. She gave a perky wave and "Hi" then scurried off. She looked to be more to my liking. Do you guys know the name of the tiny one there?

[LoveDemAzn]

Over a dozen police just went into 13. I don't recall the new name but they were called 13 when they opened.

3 places in Frederick md got raided yesterday. So be careful everyone. It's election year.

[Kijimuna]

Over a dozen police just went into 13. I don't recall the new name but they were called 13 when they opened.

Was it the Herndon police or Fairfax County Police?

[Serpico99]

Been to place on Electric Ave a few times. Had a very good time with Lisa, who is long gone. I previously mentioned that only found a real old masseuse last couple of times. Others have mentioned younger attractive ladies. Anyone have a recent experience there with a younger, attractive lady? I hesitate returning if only the old one there.

Also, anyone have experience at Always Massage in Manassas and what level of service is offered? I like to try the new places, but haven't been over that way lately..

I visited Always Massage in Manassas today. You can search on rubmaps to find the exact address and phone number (you can text, they responded to my text). It's funny that this Chinese AMP is right above Oriental Massage. Anyway, it's on the 2nd floor of that building. No other businesses are on the 2nd floor so you don't feel out in the open when you ring the bell and stand there to wait until the door opens up.

It's 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for the hour. As with all new places, I opt for the 30 minute session to see how things goes. Kayla (or something similar sounding as she had a bit of an accent) was my provider, dressed in a t-shirt and some jean shorts (my favorite AMP outfit). I would say she is in her mid to late 40's. I did not see her body with her clothes off but with her clothes on, she has a good body it seems.

Massage was really good, she put effort into it. I was surprised because it seems most AMPs now are just doing either no massage and just getting right into the extras or doing a quick poke and prod or soft touch and then onto the pump and dump. While face down, I did not attempt to grope her, I just let her do her thing with the massage and enjoyed getting a legit massage. I feel like a lot of these providers hate being groped while they do the massage. On the flip, she asked if I wanted a HJ and I nodded in agreement. Didn't ask for tip first, which was nice, but I suppose sooner or later some dickhead is going to screw this up and skip out on giving a tip upon departure. Anyway, Kayla did a nice slow edging HJ while I gently groped her ass in her shorts, doing different hand maneuver vice the death grip jackhammer method.

[Luckey]

Over a dozen police just went into 13. I don't recall the new name but they were called 13 when they opened.

[HandsCupping]

Was a bit hard to find a place near me due to lots of ambiguous details especially spa's business name. Grace looks nice in her age. I love sexy MILF and she falls in my category. TS followed by a good massage. Some chit-chat and then I let her lean on my side. LFK, eye contact. Took off her bra and sucked her nice nips. Let her sit on me to suck her V-lips. Had her go in 69 position and then I sucked it more. I'm not sure it was covered or not, she sucked head and finished me. She put her hands on my thighs while I was trembling. Got totally relaxed. Took a nap while she was giving me extra foot massage for 5 min. Memorable one hour in NOVA. I might miss her sweet lips a lot.

[IslandSchlang]

To the monger gentlemen leaving on Friday at 1 pm. You had my 1245 appointment which isn't your fault. Booking at that place is shaky at best. This is my second occasion I had to wait 15 minutes. What's not cool is watching our brothers coming and going from the rooms, just a matter of time before someone records and puts online at a shady website. They make sure we avoid each other in person. But we watch just fine and everyone leaving or coming. I'm not going back. Too much risk. I do love the place, however it's just a matter of time before shit hits the fan.

When I see lots of hypes on a spot I try to go over. This place is great. But when I find the management can't handle the appointments due to the increased foot traffic, then I start to stay away from the location. Because that means I will get lower quality service than my previous visit and also a palor will attract more attention from neighbors. Nothing good for me.

[KinkyJersey1]

Plan on visiting Lynngate later. Was told Coco and Mimi are working. Looking to a FS exp and was wondering recommendations and $ to bring. Thanks if you are able to help and guide so I don't over spend.

[Choboman]

Just met Saba and had a really great time. Much more enthusiastic than I was expecting.

[JackRyan1]

Any intel on Carolina at fhoh? Did a search and nothing.

Seems only gabby Caro Vivian available.

Thanks.

This was my first time at FHOH. I remember when people were saying how shitty their service was, but that seemed to change a lot over time. Setting up an appointment was easy, and when I got there, they led me to the back room (presumably so no one else would hear fucking.) and soon I was met by a MILF with awesome MMs, Brazilian ass lift, and tattoos everywhere. As much as I like natural ladies, I have a thing for the impossible curves, and ladies with tattoos are a huge weakness for me.

She definitely gave me the PSE with lots of DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and DATO. I asked her about rimming, but I guess it's a YMMV thing since she didn't feel like it. But Alejandra licked her finger and gave me FIA which made me go "woah" in the best way possible. After suiting up, she gave me a very enthusiastic CG with a ton of bouncing and dirty talk in Spanish. This was a half hour that felt like an hour, so I'm going to have to ask for more time on my next visit.

At the end, there was no rush as Alejandra helped me get dressed, and we said we'd see each other again. The other ladies there looked milfy, so I'd be curious how they are too.

[Fassbender3000]

This was my first time at FHOH. I remember when people were saying how shitty their service was, but that seemed to change a lot over time. Setting up an appointment was easy, and when I got there, they led me to the back room (presumably so no one else would hear fucking.) and soon I was met by a MILF with awesome MMs, Brazilian ass lift, and tattoos everywhere. As much as I like natural ladies, I have a thing for the impossible curves, and ladies with tattoos are a huge weakness for me.

She definitely gave me the PSE with lots of DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and DATO. I asked her about rimming, but I guess it's a YMMV thing since she didn't feel like it. But Alejandra licked her finger and gave me FIA which made me go "woah" in the best way possible. After suiting up, she gave me a very enthusiastic CG with a ton of bouncing and dirty talk in Spanish. This was a half hour that felt like an hour, so I'm going to have to ask for more time on my next visit.

At the end, there was no rush as Alejandra helped me get dressed, and we said we'd see each other again. The other ladies there looked milfy, so I'd be curious how they are too.

[Pathfinder04]

Thanks for this. I get tested yearly at my physical and then every few months in between because I am a little OCD. I certainly get the appeal of BB and I would certainly want it, but big head wins out over little head in this risk aversion. When I worked at a high end job, I would dabble more in the higher class escorts with all the referrals and the providing papers (std test). Obv that isn't a thing at AMPs but I would show my papers so to speak if asked. But I would want to see theirs too. Haha. Anyway. Tldr. Risky hobby. Get the appeal of BB. It's hot. But I forego and cover up.

Totally this. I don't do BB anything with a professional any more, but I did it plenty when I was young and dumb, once catching chlamydia from it. I can't imagine bringing something back to my partner and having to explain it. But if I was single and really needed the BB feeling, maybe I would take the chance.