Massage Parlor Reports

[Fit312]

Happened to be in the area before lunchtime, so came in blind. Met by Lisa who speaks no English. A bit older with big fake soft tits and a bit of a gut, no tats. Right nipple is a little messed up from the boob job. Online pics reviewed after the fact are fake. Immediately suggested $300 VIP. Had to resort to the phone and took the $160 BBBJ "regular service" option. Blow job was solid with deep throat and a lot of spit. No kissing or DATY allowed. Banged her in missionary and doggie while rubbing her clit and sucking her tits with no complaints. Didn't hesitate to give a little head between positions even with the condom slathered in lube and pussy juice. Asked if I could finish in her mouth and she agreed. Stripped off the condom and unloaded in her mouth while I held her head. She choked a little bit when I started coming, but she didn't dodge and took it all in her mouth. She told me that she is from San Francisco and will be at the spa until the 21st. There was another girl with a dude in the next room, but I didn't get a look at her. Probably won't repeat and I couldn't get her WeChat due to connectivity problems, but thought that it was a good value for the money.

[Elpatron]

Got it 38-- west

Where on Montrose can you elaborate on the directions? Montrose runs east to west between where?

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[Elpatron]

Where on Montrose can you elaborate on the directions? Montrose runs east to west between where?

Sorry I can't believe the spa quoted you the price for full service over the phone. What if you where the cops? I'm suspicious about this post. Also maybe to protect our favorite spa and msaage therapist. I avoid telling what extras and price are offered. I like to go and visit without getting busted.

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[Hrodebert]

The propagandists from the 50+ fake spas are infiltrating this site.

These phony reviews are becoming alarmingly reminiscent of Rubmaps (I am not even going quote them and give them more life). It's already frustrating to encounter exaggerated reviews that read like lengthy novels, but these recent spa penthouse letters are a little too much.

[NoHorni]

Believe it because a lot of them are quoting massage prices and full service prices both for hhr and hr. That could be because they recognize the number or just don't give a shit?

Didn't they say it was a new place? How would they recognize the number if it was new to them?

[RichL1234]

Sorry I can't believe the spa quoted you the price for full service over the phone. What if you where the cops? I'm suspicious about this post. Also maybe to protect our favorite spa and msaage therapist. I avoid telling what extras and price are offered. I like to go and visit without getting busted.

Believe it because a lot of them are quoting massage prices and full service prices both for hhr and hr. That could be because they recognize the number or just don't give a shit?

[ConfuciusMan]

Was hanging around this area and noticed a fairly new (Place that I was unfamiliar with, texted and was given rates for massage & full service massage (40/60, 160/180).

Decided to head over at lunch and was met at the door by Tiffany.

I opted for the half hour FS.

Back to the room. We hopped on the bed for some BBBJ. After rubbing her clit and grabbing her hair she started to tremble and was soaked. She went from professional and a little distant to scrambling for the condom. When the water started to run she was begging to fuck. She hopped on for some Cowgirl that turned into me grabbing her ass and her collapsing on my my chest slow pumping and moaning.

Lost track how long we were in that position and she asked me to hop in Mish. Her legs went to the ceiling as she was making all the right hip adjustments for me to go deeper and deeper. After pumping her in that position her legs shook and she came hard. Not for nothing, you can tell she's a surfer by the way she moves her hips and uses her legs in different positions.

After dunking in the bag she blessed me with a hot towel and a decent, playful massage and I was on my way.

Sorry I can't believe the spa quoted you the price for full service over the phone. What if you where the cops? I'm suspicious about this post. Also maybe to protect our favorite spa and msaage therapist. I avoid telling what extras and price are offered. I like to go and visit without getting busted.

[Moss734]

Thank you so much! Yes! Completely agree! The shrill reviews ruined RM and it's bleeding into this site. Like when did these penthouse forum like posts become commonplace? This forum is starting to read like a subreddit for a bunch of Danielle Steele wannabes. No one wants to read a two page story about you and your conquest of a woman who was conquered by 15 other guys the same day. As Joe Friday said in Dragnet, "just the facts ma'am". Here's what I'd like to see in posts:

Spa Name:

Provider Name (s):

Estimated Age:

Bust Size:

Butt Size:

Menu Options:

Skill Rating:

Brief description: Her personality, massage skill, cleanliness of the spa, any other providers that were seen, etc.

I don't know what else I'm missing.

Would be helpful to always include the Rate / donation paid without a need for a translator or code ring to understand. When you mean one hundred dollars just type $100 or "one hundred dollars". $20 or twenty dollars. Also just saying “I paid the normal or usual rate” is not helpful.

[WalkingHard]

These phony reviews are becoming alarmingly reminiscent of Rubmaps (I am not even going quote them and give them more life). It's already frustrating to encounter exaggerated reviews that read like lengthy novels, but these recent spa penthouse letters are a little too much.

Thank you so much! Yes! Completely agree! The shrill reviews ruined RM and it's bleeding into this site. Like when did these penthouse forum like posts become commonplace? This forum is starting to read like a subreddit for a bunch of Danielle Steele wannabes. No one wants to read a two page story about you and your conquest of a woman who was conquered by 15 other guys the same day. As Joe Friday said in Dragnet, "just the facts ma'am". Here's what I'd like to see in posts:

Spa Name:

Provider Name (s):

Estimated Age:

Bust Size:

Butt Size:

Menu Options:

Skill Rating:

Brief description: Her personality, massage skill, cleanliness of the spa, any other providers that were seen, etc.

I don't know what else I'm missing.

[Moss734]

These phony reviews are becoming alarmingly reminiscent of Rubmaps (I am not even going quote them and give them more life). It's already frustrating to encounter exaggerated reviews that read like lengthy novels, but these recent spa penthouse letters are a little too much.

[Al Melrose]

Yeah Orange has A new Latina who I'm hearing from alot of people looks kind of like what you would call A "Lady-Boy" or my term "Transformer". Shocked Orange Spa Is so hyped up I stick to Spa's where the MT stay and I know are real females. When Orange Spa 1st opened It was daily reports of these Transformers being there and some men were actually Into that like gross.

BangBangRoom reported on a Valentino at Orange, name says it all!

[Boston2060]

Any good stories or recommendations for sunny spa?

I have to admit my curiosity has been piqued by this Vivi. I'm regularly in the area of Sunny but the one time I scoped it out, 3+ years ago, an older MT answered and I was not at all interested. Also, being on Halsted in the West Loop (Greektown), the foot and street traffic is just so heavy. I like the idea of a part-timer and her description, although overly simplified, sounds almost worth checking out. Maybe someone else can elaborate on her a bit more. She has to have worked (or works) at another spa based on the part-time schedule. Might just have to check it out!

[Moejoo]

Looks like not everyone is enjoying "Eva" as much as you think. I think I trust the guy with almost 300 posts over the poster with 8. Mama, papa?

Many of the shills are near 300 or over so it makes it that so much more difficult to weed through the muck and fog but the single digit shills are amusing.

[SpaGuy21]

I am always jazzed to see you guys enjoying Eva's many talents, both erotic and massage. The total package! And, indeed, those C's are all natural and SO wonderful to fuck! And her. "like long lost lovers".

Stopped by Lotus on Irving Park Portage Park. No signage. Red paper covering door. MT was 40's to 50's short and stocky dressed in red lingerie with red boots. The place smelled brutal. I think they live there so all the cooking smells. Only one MT there. Hard pass.

Looks like not everyone is enjoying "Eva" as much as you think. I think I trust the guy with almost 300 posts over the poster with 8. Mama, papa?

[NoHorni]

No, they don't take walk ins.

They do take walk ins. I used to work near the area and decided to try it after reading reviews here about it. Walked in, paid, and badabing badaboom, I had an alright time (Do you truly have fun when your spending a large amount of money for temporary carnal lust relief?