Massage Parlor Reports

**Coopertars** · 01-07-24 12:20

Has anyone seen Laguna who is on CLMs schedule for today? The one pic they have reminds me of Victoria who used to work there but would like to confirm before visiting.

**Jayp80** · 01-07-24 12:15

Originally Posted by LeopardTwo [View Original Post]

Sorry WalkHard, meant this guy. Fit216. Complete joke of a poster and a historical re-router of business to his preferred spots. Post history is obvious, BTW.

On a side note, it would be great to have those spots, plus some preferred Fit216 spots specifically reviewed in the Apartment Girls section. They are not the same thing at all, and I'm sure many others would agree.

I suggested doing nested threads ex. MP- OD Wellness, MP. SXL, BBFS- Macie etc.

**IggyD** · 01-07-24 11:10

Massage is average, for a better massage about 20 minutes away try Eva's Massage & Spa in Frankfort on Lincoln hwy.

If you are looking for more than a massage all you'll find out this way is L1 which can be had at either location.

You can find a few reviews under South Suburbs reports

Originally Posted by AmpMonger18 [View Original Post]

Travelling to Chicago next week and hotel is near Monee. Reply or PM info if you have had a good massage at Massage Works.

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/230078.html

**AmpMonger18** · 01-07-24 10:07

Travelling to Chicago next week and hotel is near Monee. Reply or PM info if you have had a good massage at Massage Works.

https://bodyrubsmap.com/ad/230078.html

**FuckIt216** · 01-06-24 21:37

Originally Posted by FruitNinja [View Original Post]

This is the guy that visits a parlor every day sometimes twice. I wonder who he's shilling for?

I literally support all spa in the city and I do frequent ones I like the most like Earth CHI, Orange and Archer Perfect.

I work for me not the spas but all the spa and house owners know me and I'm giving you guys a heads up so you don't get surprised when your on the second floor of an apartment and you hear the door being beat on-.

My post is about someone in this forum writing statements on the houses and spas but watch the spa and house forum over the next 2 weeks you will see more and more of these CPD post promise.

**JamesWords** · 01-06-24 20:28

Originally Posted by FruitNinja [View Original Post]

This is the guy that visits a parlor every day sometimes twice. I wonder who he's shilling for?

Check my post history. Last month was mostly SA. I've only been to parlors twice. Mostly houses. If you count hitting a house and then hit tiny a parlor as twice to a parlor then sure.

I'm not an 3 min man, if you read my reviews you will see that oftentimes I do not cum in an hour. I'm an experience man. If I'm horny after 1 hr I will go for round 2.

**GMoney05** · 01-06-24 17:59

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Facts. 👍 She's a hottie but so far I haven't been able to get to first base. Sunkiss has some of the nicest facilities and A+ massage. I keep hoping that I'll get invited into the "inner circle" if it exists and be granted access to enhanced levels. My gut tells me they exist but perhaps that just my imagination in overdrive, but nonetheless it's worth going even without the upgrades.

Not sure about Stephanie but someone said before one of the Asian MT did give him A Hand-Shake for the right price but nothing above Level 1. I need 2 try maybe 4 Hands Stephanie with one of the Asian MT and see what happens If I bring enough extra money.

**Boston2060** · 01-06-24 17:18

Who do you usually get a massage with and anything good happen?

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Great table shower at Sunkiss Spa.

**FuckIt216** · 01-06-24 14:47

Originally Posted by Lukkylou [View Original Post]

Didn't you try stirring up some nonsense like this the summer of 2022? Hilarious that you didn't include archer perfect spa on your list. Get a grip loser.

Didn't have to include them cause they got paid a visit also yesterday around 4:30 pm everything cleared their prepping for the houses not the spas you will see this week and all the info I gave in 2022 was accurate.

**FuckIt216** · 01-06-24 14:44

Originally Posted by JamesWords [View Original Post]

Bruh, was that monger you? Or was the fed friend you? LOL. Or maybe you a donut pig who's also enjoying the monger hobby? Anyways, CPD aint going to do jack shit. If anything it's the Feds. And do you think Feds care about mongers? Nah. They're going for the top brass for money laundery. Now the question is, you know how long Feds take to do shit? By the time you get your dick sucked and cim like 30 times, feds will still be gatering data. You're gucci.

Don't forget to park and front and smile your in Camera.

**FruitNinja** · 01-06-24 14:29

Originally Posted by JamesWords [View Original Post]

Bruh, was that monger you? Or was the fed friend you? LOL. Or maybe you a donut pig who's also enjoying the monger hobby? Anyways, CPD aint going to do jack shit. If anything it's the Feds. And do you think Feds care about mongers? Nah. They're going for the top brass for money laundery. Now the question is, you know how long Feds take to do shit? By the time you get your dick sucked and cim like 30 times, feds will still be gatering data. You're gucci.

This is the guy that visits a parlor every day sometimes twice. I wonder who he's shilling for?

**JamesWords** · 01-06-24 14:15

Originally Posted by BadBoy88 [View Original Post]

Agree. And he said Anne offer 2nd pop for 50. I asked her before and she would do it for anything less than 100.

Mofo said he paid 1 hr and went 1. 5 hh with no charge. Then he said he got a 2nd pop and it was 50. Like bruh, I went 2 hrs with Anne and while she's fucking nice I stopped her to ask about the time and even paid ahead before we went the 2nd hour. That's common courtesy.

I mean, if shit is slow and you just so happened to be that good she might go for an additional 30 mins with no charge but these are working girls. You think they're going to fuck you for free? I mean sure Anne is a nympho and she's nice af, but I highly doubt she'll give 30 mins free and 2nd pop $50. That's just BS or my man is bragging.

I know for sure shit aint slow cause I got a guy waiting 15 mins on Thursday. Anne told me things were slow on Tuesday and yesterday. I'm assuming this guy's shit worked LOL. Mongers be scared to go. I wonder who he's shilling for LOL.

**FuckIt216** · 01-06-24 12:43

Stopped by to see the new girl Lisa at Archer Perfect Spa.

Texted ahead when I got there Sophia sitting in lobby with a client talking and was introduced to Lisa -.

Lisa is about 4"10 spinner type body cute and wonderful attitude- she normally works out of SPA in NYC so she knows how to treat a client.

Lead to table shower where she gave the best prostate massage ever and then back to the room and all I'm going to say is she is Top 5 I've experienced with her Oral Skills.

She literally put one of my giant old.

Nuts in her mouth and swallowed it WTF did I just experience no idea but it was one of the best feelings I've ever had and not going to lie as she had my whole nut in her throat I busted all over her head. End of story we both laughed and she said your never forget me.

Paid the fee and out the door went. Walked over to Jewel and literally stood in aisle 6 wondering what the hell just happened to me. She is only here for 1 week it is a must to test out her oral trick God Damn is all I'm going to say.

**DeepTissue** · 01-06-24 11:10

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one?

I see there are a couple reviews on the other site, but can't tell if they are one-and-done reviewers.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...res-31271.html

This girl used to work from wheeling but looks to be different number in the rubrankings ad.

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...9846.htm?cat=1

**Moss734** · 01-06-24 10:16

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one?

I see there are a couple reviews on the other site, but can't tell if they are one-and-done reviewers.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...res-31271.html

LOL, just another reason to never use your real number in this hobby. This girl posted a screenshot of her text conversation including the other person's number in her ad?