Massage Parlor Reports

**CornHusker72** · 12-17-23 20:17

Originally Posted by TotallyNoob [View Original Post]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

UU, just south of Smiling, is pretty good. I went there maybe 3 months ago for the first time and saw Anna -- nice massage for the first 30 min and after the flip she took off her top and teased my dick with her tits and finished with a nice CBJ. I was hoping to see her again the following week but she was gone, replaced by Wendy. I think it was her first day because she didn't seem to know where anything was. She was willing to do CBJ but offered uncovered for 150. I didn't bring enough but she still licked the head for a few minutes before putting the cover on. She let me suck her tits a bit before she started sucking me off and I was cumming in no time. I went back to see Wendy again a few weeks ago, but I guess she's not always in the mood, because her CBJ was disappointing. She kept starting and stopping and readjusting, and then she stopped just as I was cumming -- got up off the table and just left my dick twitching. Maybe she thought I'd already cum, I dunno, but it was kind of a letdown. Haven't been back since.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 12-17-23 12:44

Originally Posted by TotallyNoob [View Original Post]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

You might want to say what you consider to be important. What to you makes a place "good" vs "bad"? I went to Lin's sometime within the last couple of months and I thought it was good. The main issue I have with that place is that it's on a busy street (85th) and you have to stand in front of the door waiting for someone to unlock it.

Which is probably why I go to Smiling Art a lot. Can enter from the back, door is always open. Although no FS there, and lately everyone there seems to need a phone app to have a conversation with (zero English skills). But at least they are grannie / auntie-free.

**TotallyNoob** · 12-16-23 18:45

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

**OzzyKid62** · 12-15-23 20:09

Stopped by my go-to place at Sun Spa in Lynnwood. Noah introduced me to Nana, a sweet and fun girl, a bit thicker than I prefer but had a nice set of jugs. The highlight was in the table shower with all the slipping, sliding and some Russian. Massage was relaxing especially when Noah joined in for the last 15 minutes. A four handed massage is pretty cool. Recommend Nana for the table shower alone. Happy hunting!

**Moose21** · 12-15-23 01:47

Originally Posted by DanteDog [View Original Post]

Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.

Federal Way to the south and Burien to the north are minutes from you and have what you want.

**TocyBrawler** · 12-15-23 00:27

Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).

Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.

**DanteDog** · 12-14-23 22:18

Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.

**NName66** · 12-14-23 19:19

Anyone had any success here? I've been a few times and have gotten lots of teasing and even been uncovered during some sessions, but the place seems mostly legit. Just wondering if its a YMMV situation and it could happen eventually or if its all just a waste of time.

**Member #7062** · 12-14-23 18:12

Totally legit massage.

This place screams AMP with extras but when I got into the room there was a sign on the wall warning about no shenanegans.

The older lady was super my type. Thicker MILF looking lady. Honestly gave one of the best massages I've had in a while and even a little teasing but no extras at all. She was nice about it though. Wonder if this is new state of affairs with this place.

**HouseFriedRice** · 12-14-23 00:27

Originally Posted by GolphPro [View Original Post]

Does she eat ass?

Didn't ask.

**Efurufe** · 12-13-23 15:41

Originally Posted by HungByNite [View Original Post]

Had a hankering for some skilled Asian action, so I zeroed in on Eastern Wisdom Massage.
The vibe was chill and under the radar.
Even with her basic English, she was unexpectedly witty and flirty.
...her chest snug against mine.
Whether it was just a standard rub or BBJ, she was all in.
Maybe it was the hefty tip I left or something else, but her smile made leaving feel like a crime.

I had no idea ChatGPT was a member here!

**GolphPro** · 12-13-23 13:01

Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]

Saw QQ recently. Had to wait for her to finish with another monger, but at least there was a little space heater in the room to keep me warm.

Likes to chat while giving massage. Massage itself was ok, not great but she put the effort in. Giving the usual signs I think she had me flipping after about 15 minutes. She wanted to start me off with a CBJ, but I insisted on some DATY first. She's trimmed and tasted good, plenty responsive. She was gripping my arms and held my hands sometimes and was getting sweaty hands at some point, not sure if that meant she was getting more and more into it since I was eating her out for a good 10 minutes. I did notice that she's got some pretty beefy hands, I'm assuming that's from giving massages rather than the off chance that she's a TS because outside of that she's got a very feminine body with natural tits, but it does seem like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery on her face. After DATY she proceeded to give me a good CBJ, I had to focus a little to not pop right there.

I entered her with ease in mish and she got into it. She did want me to pound her harder, but I didn't want to blow so fast so I took my time making sure to thrust toward her G spot. I was deciding if I wanted to go doggy or prone, but then pulled her up by the shoulders so that we sat facing each other. I fucked her sitting up and was still wondering if I could keep going, but then she started fucking me harder until I had to pop. She cleaned me up and then continued to give me a massage. Again she gets an A for effort, though I think she was pinching me with the space between her nails and her fingertips so it kind of hurt when she was massaging my neck, but the head / scalp massage was great. She kept doing this until the other MT asked if she was done, but she ended up giving me the full hr even though it was past closing time.

I think she is prob ~35 from the way her body felt (she's lean, but a bit flabby if that makes any sense). The plastic surgery on the face tightens it up, but I'm pretty sure she's a little older than her face suggests.

She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice!

Does she eat ass?

**AussieFury** · 12-13-23 10:14

[Deleted by Admin]Fake. Reported as spam from shill account.

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

I have explained this to you before. STOP calling out shills like this. Because of the way advertising and engagement works on the internet the ONLY thing you are doing by quoting them is helping them gain traction. If you can see it's a shill everybody can. I don't want to have to put you on moderation for this, stop doing it and start reporting the posts so we can deal with it and I don't have to go through the threads and clean up the dozen posts that have quoted theirs.

Because of the way we see the forum (only moderated posts in chronological order across all 35,000 threads, we don't look at individual threads) it's nearly impossible for us to pick up on shills. You don't have to show everybody how smart you are by pointing out what they can see themselves, you just need to report them and we will clean it up. Please stop creating extra work for us. If I have to tell you this again I will put you on moderation and then none of your posts will be visible until we clear them. I understand you think you're doing something good but you aren't, they know that somebody will do what you're doing and that their posts will be here as part of a quoted post after I delete the original. So for the last time, don't do this again, you are not helping.

**VillageRat** · 12-12-23 18:18

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**AussieFury** · 12-12-23 18:11

Same thing is happening in the Tac / FedWay massage section: spa owners are posting fake reviews. Here's what to look out for:

1) Low post count. It's important for us to report them and get them banned early, before their post count can rise to look more legit.

2) Low quality post history. They either only post reviews of amazing girls and / or pointless replies that add nothing to a convo.

3) Fuzzy on the money. Review doesn't mention money other than the house fee. They want people coming in with as little info as possible.

4) Incorrect details. They mention girls who are long gone and / or other details that don't apply to the AMP in question, like mentioning a couch at a spa where no rooms have couches, etc. Often also takes the form of wild exaggeration, such as the provider climaxing from the back of the clients hand rubbing her (I wish I was making that up).

5) Usually include the address and/or a link to an ad. Of course, this could also just be a helpful member. But if a shill account checks the top four boxes, its probably gonna also include this one.

6) The review sounds like its written by ChatGPT because it is. Run on sentences, slightly awkward metaphors. The English doesn’t sound like a non-native speaker but it also doesnt sound QUITE right. Often the paragraphs are missing because it’s copy and pasted not authored on this site. If you have any experience reading AI-authored copy, youll know what Im talking about.

Let's report every post so Admin can ID and ban these fools before their post counts make it easier to hide. Ive reported two that arent far below this post. Please do the same when you find these posts here. They match all six checklist items.

THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THIS INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY QUOTING THEM AND REPRINTING THEIR COPY?????

A2