Massage Parlor Reports

**Silk112** · 12-18-23 07:11

There were 2 girls available. My buddy is a regular here and says this is one of his favorite places ever. After seeing Tiffani, I can see why.

The eddy is：https://goo.gl/maps/yfBof1XFvY8XnBUg8.

When she came back in, she provided such a nice massage. Her hands were soft and sensual and she pressed on my back with great skill. I felt her breasts and reached under her dress to play with her kitten. I pulled down her panties soon after that and she tells me to turn over. My pole is up and she starts a nice CBJ. Then she mounts me, switched positions a couple of times. I pounded into her clean shaven pussy. She's tight and very moist. I sucked on her breasts and she got on top, gyrating on top of me. She rode back and forth, and I sucked on her nipples. She had a beautiful body and her skin was so smooth. I finally busted and it felt amazing. She cleaned me up and I left happily.

**CornHusker72** · 12-17-23 20:17

Originally Posted by TotallyNoob [View Original Post]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

UU, just south of Smiling, is pretty good. I went there maybe 3 months ago for the first time and saw Anna -- nice massage for the first 30 min and after the flip she took off her top and teased my dick with her tits and finished with a nice CBJ. I was hoping to see her again the following week but she was gone, replaced by Wendy. I think it was her first day because she didn't seem to know where anything was. She was willing to do CBJ but offered uncovered for 150. I didn't bring enough but she still licked the head for a few minutes before putting the cover on. She let me suck her tits a bit before she started sucking me off and I was cumming in no time. I went back to see Wendy again a few weeks ago, but I guess she's not always in the mood, because her CBJ was disappointing. She kept starting and stopping and readjusting, and then she stopped just as I was cumming -- got up off the table and just left my dick twitching. Maybe she thought I'd already cum, I dunno, but it was kind of a letdown. Haven't been back since.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 12-17-23 12:44

Originally Posted by TotallyNoob [View Original Post]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

You might want to say what you consider to be important. What to you makes a place "good" vs "bad"? I went to Lin's sometime within the last couple of months and I thought it was good. The main issue I have with that place is that it's on a busy street (85th) and you have to stand in front of the door waiting for someone to unlock it.

Which is probably why I go to Smiling Art a lot. Can enter from the back, door is always open. Although no FS there, and lately everyone there seems to need a phone app to have a conversation with (zero English skills). But at least they are grannie / auntie-free.

**TotallyNoob** · 12-16-23 18:45

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

**OzzyKid62** · 12-15-23 20:09

Stopped by my go-to place at Sun Spa in Lynnwood. Noah introduced me to Nana, a sweet and fun girl, a bit thicker than I prefer but had a nice set of jugs. The highlight was in the table shower with all the slipping, sliding and some Russian. Massage was relaxing especially when Noah joined in for the last 15 minutes. A four handed massage is pretty cool. Recommend Nana for the table shower alone. Happy hunting!

**Moose21** · 12-15-23 01:47

Originally Posted by DanteDog [View Original Post]

Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.

Federal Way to the south and Burien to the north are minutes from you and have what you want.

**TocyBrawler** · 12-15-23 00:27

Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).

Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.

**DanteDog** · 12-14-23 22:18

Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.

**NName66** · 12-14-23 19:19

Anyone had any success here? I've been a few times and have gotten lots of teasing and even been uncovered during some sessions, but the place seems mostly legit. Just wondering if its a YMMV situation and it could happen eventually or if its all just a waste of time.

**Member #7062** · 12-14-23 18:12

Totally legit massage.

This place screams AMP with extras but when I got into the room there was a sign on the wall warning about no shenanegans.

The older lady was super my type. Thicker MILF looking lady. Honestly gave one of the best massages I've had in a while and even a little teasing but no extras at all. She was nice about it though. Wonder if this is new state of affairs with this place.

**HouseFriedRice** · 12-14-23 00:27

Originally Posted by GolphPro [View Original Post]

Does she eat ass?

Didn't ask.

**Efurufe** · 12-13-23 15:41

Originally Posted by HungByNite [View Original Post]

Had a hankering for some skilled Asian action, so I zeroed in on Eastern Wisdom Massage.
The vibe was chill and under the radar.
Even with her basic English, she was unexpectedly witty and flirty.
...her chest snug against mine.
Whether it was just a standard rub or BBJ, she was all in.
Maybe it was the hefty tip I left or something else, but her smile made leaving feel like a crime.

I had no idea ChatGPT was a member here!

**GolphPro** · 12-13-23 13:01

Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]

Saw QQ recently. Had to wait for her to finish with another monger, but at least there was a little space heater in the room to keep me warm.

Likes to chat while giving massage. Massage itself was ok, not great but she put the effort in. Giving the usual signs I think she had me flipping after about 15 minutes. She wanted to start me off with a CBJ, but I insisted on some DATY first. She's trimmed and tasted good, plenty responsive. She was gripping my arms and held my hands sometimes and was getting sweaty hands at some point, not sure if that meant she was getting more and more into it since I was eating her out for a good 10 minutes. I did notice that she's got some pretty beefy hands, I'm assuming that's from giving massages rather than the off chance that she's a TS because outside of that she's got a very feminine body with natural tits, but it does seem like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery on her face. After DATY she proceeded to give me a good CBJ, I had to focus a little to not pop right there.

I entered her with ease in mish and she got into it. She did want me to pound her harder, but I didn't want to blow so fast so I took my time making sure to thrust toward her G spot. I was deciding if I wanted to go doggy or prone, but then pulled her up by the shoulders so that we sat facing each other. I fucked her sitting up and was still wondering if I could keep going, but then she started fucking me harder until I had to pop. She cleaned me up and then continued to give me a massage. Again she gets an A for effort, though I think she was pinching me with the space between her nails and her fingertips so it kind of hurt when she was massaging my neck, but the head / scalp massage was great. She kept doing this until the other MT asked if she was done, but she ended up giving me the full hr even though it was past closing time.

I think she is prob ~35 from the way her body felt (she's lean, but a bit flabby if that makes any sense). The plastic surgery on the face tightens it up, but I'm pretty sure she's a little older than her face suggests.

She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice!

Does she eat ass?

**AussieFury** · 12-13-23 10:14

[Deleted by Admin]Fake. Reported as spam from shill account.

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**VillageRat** · 12-12-23 18:18

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