Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

I did a review a few days ago of this place and had exactly the opposite experience. Glad yours was better.

Just giving a shoutout because Linda seriously blew my mind.

The AMP is called Windsor Spa and it's on and Pulaski rd. Over all I left the place feeling totally spent and satisfied, I just had to share the good vibes.

After I walked in, I only had to wait a good hot minute Then this babe, looking like she's in her late twenties, comes over and introduces herself as Linda. Dunno the type of Asian flavor she was but for sure oriental LOL. Standing at like 5'2 and under 110 lbs, she was definitely easy on the eyes. She had this long, well-maintained hair that would sway over her C cup assets. But yeah. Got comfy and Linda started doing wonders on my back. Her English was really good. Chatted with her a bit. Funny lady with a cute personality. Whenever I pointed out specific areas, she had zero trouble zeroing in on them. Linda had skin so soft it felt like silk with a scent that smelled like cake. Wanted to fucking lick her up. And man, could she apply some serious pressure to bust those knots. More less I went for a L2 menu. Didn't bother trying to test for more. Got to explore her a bit while soaking in the view of her hair swinging and her head bobbing up and down. Absolutely top-notch DSL BBJ working its magic on me. No teeth scraping, garlic breath, or other noobie mistakes. Just juicy, slurpy action with the perfect amount of suction. My personal experience was first-class. I seriously appreciated that she took the time to tailor the whole time to my specific wants and needs. Wish I can just put her in my pocket and keep her LOL. But yeah Windsor and Linda treated me well. Good shit.

[FuckIt216]

I just saw the photos and damn she looks like a model. How accurate are the photos to when you saw her she's all dolled up in the photos so I doubt she looks exactly like that in person.

The photos are a close reference but not her she does have a Jessica Alba look to her and she is a lot of fun. Going today to try out the Asian Girl and will report back.

[Wenger]

You really should follow their X account. If you do, you would have known both Anne and Judy left already as they posted 2 new girls for this rotation. Anne is off this rotation, taking a much needed vacation. Next location is tbd, but I am guessing she will be at Tokyo spa next since she has been to both PD and Kedzie already. As for Judy, her return is next year. She told me February.

Anyway, I got an inside scoop that Yumi at Kedzie is the girl to see. Managed to see her before my trip. First, her pics on the X page are real. Glamour pics as always with those girls, but it's her. Since the pics are real, I won't comment on her looks as beauty is in the eyes of beholder. As for the inside scoop, she was a former sauna girl with professional training. I have written too many posts on why a former sauna girl is a must see, so I won't repeat myself again here. Now, here is the kicker, she was also a professional trained massage therapist, with a massage license from the city of Shenzhen. Now, if that is not enough, she claimed she also has worked in Singapore and was trained in their service there. She said they call it baby and baby. Basically, she said it's GFE service. I didn't care what it's called. All I knew was she was really good at being a girlfriend to me haha.

There are too many Yumi. There is the original cum swallower Yumi, Cali Yumi and Hawaiian Yumi. I am going to call this Yumi Guangzhou Yumi as that is where she is from. Since that is where she is from, she also speaks Cantonese. Guys who only speak Cantonese, you can talk to her in your language. She also claimed her English is decent. I only spoke to her in Mandarin, so I can't confirm this claim. Oh, one last thing, she does CIM finish for those of you who prefer to finish that way like I do.

https://twitter.com/Pearlangelschi

Her English is very good, as well as her massage skills. My visit pretty much matches Charlies.

[Dbry4281]

Maybe they lied to you, there is a tableshower there.

Close to the regular stand up shower room. If your talking about Orange.

Oops. Actually Alma. After viewing their website it's Alma. Their website is misleading though because I didn't see any "table shower" when I was there. Just a regular "stand up" type tiled room shower. Their prices are also outrageous. I've never paid those prices for a tip (not including house fee).

Anyway, I won't be going back there. Too many other places to check out that probably have better service and more reasonable prices.

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[ItsMeJeff]

The new Columbian Lexxy is amazing had a session with her yesterday and she likes it balls deep. She looks oddly like Jessica Alba to me but this girl likes what she does.

I just saw the photos and damn she looks like a model. How accurate are the photos to when you saw her she's all dolled up in the photos so I doubt she looks exactly like that in person.

[GMoney05]

I saw this girl Mimi who gave an excellent deep throat BBBJ, but she was really rushing things and freaked out when I came in her mouth after fucking her in various positions.

Wait so Is Blue Island Spa worth It? Also they give out A card and your 8th Visit Is free.

[Dgordon630]

Went to broadway today looking for the new Thai girl. I visited broadway about a week ago and saw the new girl come in to meet with mamasan. She looked young and pitite with an amazing ass. Unfortunately she was not working today. Mama mentioned another young girl and I opted to see her. She tried with a massage. Finish was above average. Everything on the table. I settled for a topless HJ. Set me back. 6 on top of the. 5 hh door fee. My girl today is in her 30's with a nice firm b cup rack.

I'll keep looking for the next rockstar in Chicago.

[ThrilHouse]

Sounds similar to my experience with another gal at one of papas and places. Only I didn't expect much. The south side has gotten the same as the Northside papasan. Then again they want the people in and out. With the location you are going to have a lot of hard working people dropping their $ with no intention to review.

I understand the 10 year thing and she should be more understanding with a long time regular. That said you're not going to get a better deal. I would bet you'll be back there for some more Kelly pussy once the hurt feelings wear off.

Reading between the lines it sounds like you're getting bbfscip and you're also getting a good massage for the rest of the 50 minutes.

So you're down 340 total now for all that with a relatively hot asian MILF. You're not going to get a better deal than that.

I pay Kelly more than that myself so she's still technically treating you good if that helps at all.

To answer your question about what services I was looking for: Since the text I received said 140/30 minutes AND since they didn't keep my appointment, I was expecting What the Anne reviews have all raved about but for half the time. Usually at these places an hour is worth about 50 minutes and half an hour is worth about 22 minutes. So basically with Anne, I figured we'd skip the table shower since that is only included with the 200/45 min service and with the 22 minutes we have I could get her tongue "half way up my asshole" as one of the other reviewers mentioned. For about 5 minutes, a little bit of GFE for 5 minutes, 10 minutes worth of pounding in 3 positions and finally a 2 minute clean up. You're right I did get to play with her super nice natural tits and she was absolutely gorgeous. And you're also right that what I got was about what should be expected for the $140 service which to recap was basically a 2 minute BBBJ and maybe 10 minutes of pounding.

Next time I'll just go in with 2+ hours to burn up and pay the 300 and just get the full service that's offered. Wait out the hour I might have to wait for the girl to finish up with one of you other mongers.

Thank you for the detailed answer and ideas. I'm somewhat new to this world. I usually bang agency girls and an hour is the minimum and the girl offers one tier of service. I'm just not used to dealing with multiple tiers of service.

[GothBoi30]

Perhaps you unlocked a secret character. Either way thanks for heads up. Won't be seeing "Emma" at "orange".

Oops. Actually Alma. After viewing their website it's Alma. Their website is misleading though because I didn't see any "table shower" when I was there. Just a regular "stand up" type tiled room shower. Their prices are also outrageous. I've never paid those prices for a tip (not including house fee).

Anyway, I won't be going back there. Too many other places to check out that probably have better service and more reasonable prices.

[Flipper12]

That is a bad idea. That guarantees sub-par service as the girl will have a bad attitude for you forcing her to do something SHE didn't offer (also, the attitude will surface after you hand over the money).

I think the part you're missing is that we know what the girl offer since others have reviewed her here and I was just looking to communicate that her full services are what I want. However, I was under the mistaken impression you could get all those service but just for half the time for 140 which obviously was the incorrect expectation I was going in with.

Sounds like you got to do the full 300 for the full range of services and maybe you could get away with 200 for the same services but half the time. But for me I think I'll just go with the full 300 going forward and let the girl give me the full range of services she offers.

[Flipper12]

In your review of Anne, she had given you the various rates. As you had noted, there is no pretense as to why you are there for. Those rates match the rates that PD has on their website, because well some of the girls rotate between those places. Therefore, 200 should get you the mini Dongguan service.

140 is for basic service, meaning cbj and cfs. Boom boom only as girls like to call it. 140 is also the same rate that Orange has on its website, so it's not a Kedzie only rate and service. It's really for people who just want to dump and go. I am calling this out because if you have the proper expectation for what you are getting for 140 going in, then you should not be leaving there disappointed. And you got to meet the famous Anne and played with her all natural tits too.

What services were you looking for exactly? 200 should get you everything albeit for a shorter time. For example, if you want rimming, ask the girl first if she does it for 200 or not before handing over your money. You can always show her the PD website showing 200 gets you mini Dongguan service. Most likely she will recognize the website since she has worked or will be working at PD. The website has both English and Chinese, so she can't use that I don't know English as an excuse.

The place is not busy at all. I think it's was busy when you visited because well Anne was there. It hasn't even been open for a month yet, so it's still relatively unknown. And as one poster wrote, most of the north side guys won't drive down south that far.

To answer your question about what services I was looking for: Since the text I received said 140/30 minutes AND since they didn't keep my appointment, I was expecting What the Anne reviews have all raved about but for half the time. Usually at these places an hour is worth about 50 minutes and half an hour is worth about 22 minutes. So basically with Anne, I figured we'd skip the table shower since that is only included with the 200/45 min service and with the 22 minutes we have I could get her tongue "half way up my asshole" as one of the other reviewers mentioned. For about 5 minutes, a little bit of GFE for 5 minutes, 10 minutes worth of pounding in 3 positions and finally a 2 minute clean up. You're right I did get to play with her super nice natural tits and she was absolutely gorgeous. And you're also right that what I got was about what should be expected for the $140 service which to recap was basically a 2 minute BBBJ and maybe 10 minutes of pounding.

Next time I'll just go in with 2+ hours to burn up and pay the 300 and just get the full service that's offered. Wait out the hour I might have to wait for the girl to finish up with one of you other mongers.

Thank you for the detailed answer and ideas. I'm somewhat new to this world. I usually bang agency girls and an hour is the minimum and the girl offers one tier of service. I'm just not used to dealing with multiple tiers of service.

[Throwaway5192]

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

But can anyone confirm if Susan is there or not? Or Sasa?

[Dbry4281]

Yes, Alma, I was thinking she said Emma, it just dawned on me that Lucy was another girl, that left already.

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

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[LubeForLife]

Just giving a shoutout because Linda seriously blew my mind.

The AMP is called Windsor Spa and it's on and Pulaski rd. Over all I left the place feeling totally spent and satisfied, I just had to share the good vibes.

After I walked in, I only had to wait a good hot minute Then this babe, looking like she's in her late twenties, comes over and introduces herself as Linda. Dunno the type of Asian flavor she was but for sure oriental LOL. Standing at like 5'2 and under 110 lbs, she was definitely easy on the eyes. She had this long, well-maintained hair that would sway over her C cup assets. But yeah. Got comfy and Linda started doing wonders on my back. Her English was really good. Chatted with her a bit. Funny lady with a cute personality. Whenever I pointed out specific areas, she had zero trouble zeroing in on them. Linda had skin so soft it felt like silk with a scent that smelled like cake. Wanted to fucking lick her up. And man, could she apply some serious pressure to bust those knots. More less I went for a L2 menu. Didn't bother trying to test for more. Got to explore her a bit while soaking in the view of her hair swinging and her head bobbing up and down. Absolutely top-notch DSL BBJ working its magic on me. No teeth scraping, garlic breath, or other noobie mistakes. Just juicy, slurpy action with the perfect amount of suction. My personal experience was first-class. I seriously appreciated that she took the time to tailor the whole time to my specific wants and needs. Wish I can just put her in my pocket and keep her LOL. But yeah Windsor and Linda treated me well. Good shit.

[CivicSi213]

Her name was DEFINITELY Emma. Bad service. And YES I DID go to Orange. 100% overhyped.

Perhaps you unlocked a secret character. Either way thanks for heads up. Won't be seeing "Emma" at "orange".