Massage Parlor Reports

**Throwaway5192** · 12-03-23 21:11

Originally Posted by ChiTownP [View Original Post]

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

But can anyone confirm if Susan is there or not? Or Sasa?

**Dbry4281** · 12-03-23 20:59

Yes, Alma, I was thinking she said Emma, it just dawned on me that Lucy was another girl, that left already.

Originally Posted by ChiTownP [View Original Post]

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

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**LubeForLife** · 12-03-23 20:58

Just giving a shoutout because Linda seriously blew my mind.

The AMP is called Windsor Spa and it's on and Pulaski rd. Over all I left the place feeling totally spent and satisfied, I just had to share the good vibes.

After I walked in, I only had to wait a good hot minute Then this babe, looking like she's in her late twenties, comes over and introduces herself as Linda. Dunno the type of Asian flavor she was but for sure oriental LOL. Standing at like 5'2 and under 110 lbs, she was definitely easy on the eyes. She had this long, well-maintained hair that would sway over her C cup assets. But yeah. Got comfy and Linda started doing wonders on my back. Her English was really good. Chatted with her a bit. Funny lady with a cute personality. Whenever I pointed out specific areas, she had zero trouble zeroing in on them. Linda had skin so soft it felt like silk with a scent that smelled like cake. Wanted to fucking lick her up. And man, could she apply some serious pressure to bust those knots. More less I went for a L2 menu. Didn't bother trying to test for more. Got to explore her a bit while soaking in the view of her hair swinging and her head bobbing up and down. Absolutely top-notch DSL BBJ working its magic on me. No teeth scraping, garlic breath, or other noobie mistakes. Just juicy, slurpy action with the perfect amount of suction. My personal experience was first-class. I seriously appreciated that she took the time to tailor the whole time to my specific wants and needs. Wish I can just put her in my pocket and keep her LOL. But yeah Windsor and Linda treated me well. Good shit.

**CivicSi213** · 12-03-23 20:57

Originally Posted by GothBoi30 [View Original Post]

Her name was DEFINITELY Emma. Bad service. And YES I DID go to Orange. 100% overhyped.

Perhaps you unlocked a secret character. Either way thanks for heads up. Won't be seeing "Emma" at "orange".

**Dbry4281** · 12-03-23 20:56

O. k, alma it is.

Originally Posted by Proton456 [View Original Post]

There's no Emma this rotation at Orange. You mean Alma?

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**JJuanht** · 12-03-23 20:10

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Since when is ASK becomes forcing??

Because, from my experience, if you show her and ask, the answer will be yes even if she doesn't want to. They'd rather have that extra money.

**Proton456** · 12-03-23 19:40

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

Sorry guys, I messed up the name the girl name is emma.

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There's no Emma this rotation at Orange. You mean Alma?

**OF Charlie** · 12-03-23 18:52

Originally Posted by JJuanht [View Original Post]

That is a bad idea. That guarantees sub-par service as the girl will have a bad attitude for you forcing her to do something SHE didn't offer (also, the attitude will surface after you hand over the money).

I told the original poster to ASK if a particular service he is interested in is offered or not. Showing her the website is to facilitate the conversation. The girl is free to say no since it's not the Kedzie website. Since when is ASK becomes forcing?? He wants to make sure he will get what he pays for before paying. What is wrong with that? So is the original poster better off by just paying 200 upfront without knowing what he is getting?

It's your money. Do whatever you want.

**ChiTownP** · 12-03-23 18:17

There is an Alma on the roster. Or, maybe you saw Linda. LOL.

https://www.top1spa.com/

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

Sorry guys, I messed up the name the girl name is emma.

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**Dbry4281** · 12-03-23 18:07

Sorry guys, I messed up the name the girl name is emma.

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

What a dreary rainy day, so I decided to brighten it up, and head to ORANGE. * I didn't look at the line up on I. G, just* walked in and played Russian roulette! So I**ended, up with Lucy- LU. * Lucy, was about 4'11,* 90 lbs, she's a spinner. Cute, big ass, for a spinner, and nice c cups and* I do believe *they were natural. Nice nipples, not the super long ones, like some of these chineese*girls. * SHe had larger pussy lips, that hung down a little, but no big deal. Skinny legs. A couple scars near my stomach but no big deal. She had some light brown highlights, and fake eyelashes, and cute smaller lips. * *She came out in like this Chinese*version of hello kitty robe. Very cute. She reminded me of one of them little*anime characters. Had her*hair up in bun, typical*asian style. Very cute. So first Went to the table shower, where she gave me a nice rub down. Put her tongue deep in the ass, and sucked me great. * I* dried up, and She walked me to the room,. We jumped on the massage table, and I had her lay on my face while she sucked me. Did the good ole' 69, *Pussy tasted great, big pussy lips to suck on. *I decided to get her on the bed mish. She was very daty, did some Fresh kissing, very GFE. * *She*really moaned, and was sexy with her voice. Her pussy, was tight, shaved nicely. I had her jump on top for some cow girl, and boy o- boy did she hop like a bunny rabbit. So, I decided to pull of the rubber, and* have her finish with bbjcim. She took on her face. *The picture on I. G, is not her, but the body resembles hers. *Her face is cuter. * As I have*said in my previous posts, everytime I leave, I ask to see the other girls whom are around. Its good to get a glimpse in person, because sometimes the pics, on I. G, often arent the reals ones. So the only one that was there was *Lilanna,* she's not the same girl in the pic on I. G, but somewhat similar. I was shocked she could actually speak english. Talked with her a little bit, nice ass, cute face, nice* tits, tan. I have had some bad experiences with these other Colombians, but she seemed pretty cool. So only time will tell, I'm going to stick with the Chineese for now.

*So my *Total Damages L3, GFE $$. 50 Out the Door, If you like*smaller girls, she the one to go to, these rotate like every 2 weeks. *.
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Looks 8/10*.

Overall 8/10- good experience. - you lke*smaller girls, she the one to go to, these rotate like every 2 weeks. *.

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**Sliding** · 12-03-23 17:56

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

I mean she was alright. She was okay. I've seen MT that I thought was just okay nothing special that some guy's come on here and hype up. Like I was out South yesterday and was on Ashland and stopped Blue Island Spa and some smoke show answered the door. Just saying South Side right now Is having some of the baddest Asians In the Chi right now. Chicago Ave fell off since 2021. Ozone and T-Pro all has trash line ups.

It was curious because I'm more of a booty guy and hard to find Asians that fit that build. I'll be near Blue island this week or next week so might have to stop in and check out talent. Thanks.

**JJuanht** · 12-03-23 17:29

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

You can always show her the PD website showing 200 gets you mini Dongguan service. Most likely she will recognize the website since she has worked or will be working at PD. The website has both English and Chinese, so she can't use that I don't know English as an excuse.

That is a bad idea. That guarantees sub-par service as the girl will have a bad attitude for you forcing her to do something SHE didn't offer (also, the attitude will surface after you hand over the money).

**OF Charlie** · 12-03-23 16:59

Originally Posted by Flipper12 [View Original Post]

I usually don't have a ton of time and they don't generally honor appointments so I always find myself short of time there. Last time, I paid 140 to Anne for the basic 30 minute service and it was OK at best. Just a basic boom boom in her words. So with Yumi, if I book an appointment and she's busy when I get there leading me to only have 20 minutes available. Will the service also be the super basic vs the 300? Without knowledge of the language it's hard to express that I wan the good service for the lower time. I'm obviously not paying 300 for 20 minutes but wouldn't mind paying 200 for 20 minutes of the higher tier service.

In your review of Anne, she had given you the various rates. As you had noted, there is no pretense as to why you are there for. Those rates match the rates that PD has on their website, because well some of the girls rotate between those places. Therefore, 200 should get you the mini Dongguan service.

140 is for basic service, meaning cbj and cfs. Boom boom only as girls like to call it. 140 is also the same rate that Orange has on its website, so it's not a Kedzie only rate and service. It's really for people who just want to dump and go. I am calling this out because if you have the proper expectation for what you are getting for 140 going in, then you should not be leaving there disappointed. And you got to meet the famous Anne and played with her all natural tits too.

What services were you looking for exactly? 200 should get you everything albeit for a shorter time. For example, if you want rimming, ask the girl first if she does it for 200 or not before handing over your money. You can always show her the PD website showing 200 gets you mini Dongguan service. Most likely she will recognize the website since she has worked or will be working at PD. The website has both English and Chinese, so she can't use that I don't know English as an excuse.

The place is not busy at all. I think it's was busy when you visited because well Anne was there. It hasn't even been open for a month yet, so it's still relatively unknown. And as one poster wrote, most of the north side guys won't drive down south that far.

**Akuma187** · 12-03-23 16:37

Originally Posted by Flipper12 [View Original Post]

I usually don't have a ton of time and they don't generally honor appointments so I always find myself short of time there. Last time, I paid 140 to Anne for the basic 30 minute service and it was OK at best. Just a basic boom boom in her words. So with Yumi, if I book an appointment and she's busy when I get there leading me to only have 20 minutes available. Will the service also be the super basic vs the 300? Without knowledge of the language it's hard to express that I wan the good service for the lower time. I'm obviously not paying 300 for 20 minutes but wouldn't mind paying 200 for 20 minutes of the higher tier service.

I usually pay the 300 for the hour. I try to Al leat text or call to see if they are available. Most of my services have been great. My recent review was rushed but we didn't have that connection and plus I was on a time constraint (also little head was thinking instead of big one). I say just bebe upfront with what you want and if you have the time wait for that provider. Hope this helps. Be Safe.

**Flipper12** · 12-03-23 16:11

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

You really should follow their X account. If you do, you would have known both Anne and Judy left already as they posted 2 new girls for this rotation. Anne is off this rotation, taking a much needed vacation. Next location is tbd, but I am guessing she will be at Tokyo spa next since she has been to both PD and Kedzie already. As for Judy, her return is next year. She told me February.

Anyway, I got an inside scoop that Yumi at Kedzie is the girl to see. Managed to see her before my trip. First, her pics on the X page are real. Glamour pics as always with those girls, but it's her. Since the pics are real, I won't comment on her looks as beauty is in the eyes of beholder. As for the inside scoop, she was a former sauna girl with professional training. I have written too many posts on why a former sauna girl is a must see, so I won't repeat myself again here. Now, here is the kicker, she was also a professional trained massage therapist, with a massage license from the city of Shenzhen. Now, if that is not enough, she claimed she also has worked in Singapore and was trained in their service there. She said they call it baby and baby. Basically, she said it's GFE service. I didn't care what it's called. All I knew was she was really good at being a girlfriend to me haha.

There are too many Yumi. There is the original cum swallower Yumi, Cali Yumi and Hawaiian Yumi. I am going to call this Yumi Guangzhou Yumi as that is where she is from. Since that is where she is from, she also speaks Cantonese. Guys who only speak Cantonese, you can talk to her in your language. She also claimed her English is decent. I only spoke to her in Mandarin, so I can't confirm this claim. Oh, one last thing, she does CIM finish for those of you who prefer to finish that way like I do.

https://twitter.com/Pearlangelschi

I usually don't have a ton of time and they don't generally honor appointments so I always find myself short of time there. Last time, I paid 140 to Anne for the basic 30 minute service and it was OK at best. Just a basic boom boom in her words. So with Yumi, if I book an appointment and she's busy when I get there leading me to only have 20 minutes available. Will the service also be the super basic vs the 300? Without knowledge of the language it's hard to express that I wan the good service for the lower time. I'm obviously not paying 300 for 20 minutes but wouldn't mind paying 200 for 20 minutes of the higher tier service.