Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[3Putt]

Spent some time going through the SD board and daaaaamn! They have gorgeous quality girls for a fair price. Also they seem to stick together to prices. Fuck the simps that pay 500 to take one these women to feasts.

Yeah fuck, simps, fucking simps, with more money then me, fucking simps and there dumb Audi, s I would never drive one. Fucking simps ford focus for life baby.

[Runner2448]

Yep, I saw her a few times years ago. She was fun, great massage, nice CBJ+HJ (MSOG). At 200/ hr.

I'd be happy to pay 250 for that today. But not 300+. Prices are just out of control.

Spent some time going through the SD board and daaaaamn! They have gorgeous quality girls for a fair price. Also they seem to stick together to prices. Fuck the simps that pay 500 to take one these women to feasts.

[Mitch Cor]

Yep, I saw her a few times years ago. She was fun, great massage, nice CBJ+HJ (MSOG). At 200/ hr.

I'd be happy to pay 250 for that today. But not 300+. Prices are just out of control.

She was great when she went by Honey_Longoria.

Very therapeutic / sensual massage + an awesome BBBJ with eye contact.

Her prices were $240 but she'd sometimes have specials for $200.

Saw her a couple years back and she had gained a ton of weight and seemed a little out of it / not present.

Now it looks like she doesn't even offer hr appointments anymore.

$340 for 90 minutes?

I never get why women start charging more as they age and gain weight.

[ZoooBus]

She was great when she went by Honey_Longoria.

Very therapeutic / sensual massage + an awesome BBBJ with eye contact.

Her prices were $240 but she'd sometimes have specials for $200.

Saw her a couple years back and she had gained a ton of weight and seemed a little out of it / not present.

Now it looks like she doesn't even offer hr appointments anymore.

$340 for 90 minutes?

I never get why women start charging more as they age and gain weight.

Didn't you know? Some of them charge by the pound.

[Michael1967]

She was great when she went by Honey_Longoria.

Very therapeutic / sensual massage + an awesome BBBJ with eye contact.

Her prices were $240 but she'd sometimes have specials for $200.

Saw her a couple years back and she had gained a ton of weight and seemed a little out of it / not present.

Now it looks like she doesn't even offer hr appointments anymore.

$340 for 90 minutes?

I never get why women start charging more as they age and gain weight.

I've had this discussion many times, it's because the vast majority have little to no education and the one's that did spend 6 years in junior college (like a particular old lady on TNA), think they are geniuses. Their thought is: I'm no longer getting any clients at $240, so I need to raise my rates to make more money. Not understanding that if no one is calling them at $240 they also won't be calling them at $340.

There actually are cases where this works (retail for one), but ho'ing ain't one where that works.

[Harry Horndini]

With a VIP rate too. We live in clown world now.

5 an hour and 3 BJ / kissing is another benji. But then there's that "if you want cim / swallow / or me to bottom its more than you can afford".

So what exactly does that base rate get you? A fuckin CBJ and that's it?

Gps and she doesn't even have the p.

[Darce]

Her GPS is even bigger than her fat ass. Attitude is worse than all Karens combined.

She was great when she went by Honey_Longoria.

Very therapeutic / sensual massage + an awesome BBBJ with eye contact.

Her prices were $240 but she'd sometimes have specials for $200.

Saw her a couple years back and she had gained a ton of weight and seemed a little out of it / not present.

Now it looks like she doesn't even offer hr appointments anymore.

$340 for 90 minutes?

I never get why women start charging more as they age and gain weight.

[GangBangLeader]

That's right up there with the "I need help with my veterinarian bill for my poor fur baby" pleas for financial support.

Yeah girl, nice try.

Classic. LOL.

[ProJohn1]

We have another Tryst gps of the year nominee.

https://tryst.link/escort/scarlettstarlet

Social Date only - 1. 5 hrs - 500.

Get to know me over dinner, shopping, a spa day etc.

HAH! Imagine spending 500 bucks + dinner and / or shopping or whatever just to talk to some ho. Tryst is filled from the top to the very bottom with GPS with ridiculous stuff like this. It's a fun read.

[BigPurpleSnake]

I got a text from a guy stating I was wasting the time of one of his girls. Says I owe a fine. I have no idea who is talking about and I have not had any issues in scheduling. Has anyone else received anything like this and what did you do?

Just ignore him and block his number.

[FunGuy288]

I got a text from a guy stating I was wasting the time of one of his girls. Says I owe a fine. I have no idea who is talking about and I have not had any issues in scheduling. Has anyone else received anything like this and what did you do?

[Member #7246]

Her GPS is even bigger than her fat ass. Attitude is worse than all Karens combined.

[ScotchYoke]

For future search results: SedonaMadeXoxo = Heavenmarie.

[KitWalker1967]

When escorts post the sick grandma or dying grandma posts.

Soon to be followed by the " I haven't been able to work" or the " my family doesn't have enough money for the funeral."

Jfc. 40 year olds should have some savings and responsibility.

Grow up and try adulting.

Or get on your back and start rawdawging all your clients again.

Good lord.

That's right up there with the "I need help with my veterinarian bill for my poor fur baby" pleas for financial support.

Yeah girl, nice try.

[Nunya206]

I once hired an independent nude cleaner. Not sure what I was thinking, definitely the little head not the big one. The cleaning woman was very late, fell asleep on light rail and asked me to pick her up at a different station than where we'd agreed. I drove her to my place and she cleaned the bathroom and the kitchen floor, gradually peeling off her clothes as I watched. It was an odd experience. Her cleaning work was adequate and I guess it was okay (but not very erotic) seeing her walk around my place in her lingerie. I asked her to remove the rest of her clothes, she did so, and we got down to the non-cleaning business. You ever have an experience in the hobby where you think, at the end, I ought to have masturbated instead, saved myself some time and money? That's what this was.

I'll never hire a nude cleaner again.

The Topsoffcleaning company and their claims of Seal Team 6 security consultants seems ludicrous. And amusing!

A lot more nowadays.

If they cleaned my bathroom and gave me a BBBJ to completion at a reasonable donation. I would be a weekly customer. But this is the PNW and we're living in strange times where providers are trying to get the most for as little effort as possible.